This movie is easily on my top-5 list of the worst films I have ever seen.  The painful truth of the matter is that I saw this in the theater.  What a horrible memory that is!  I am a 33-year-old male, and in my entire life I have never wanted to leave the movie-house as badly as I wanted to while watching this pile of rubbish.  I have never walked out on any movie, much to my dismay.  I should have left during this one.  In fact, I remember at least 4 people leaving the theater, never to return.  One scene, in particular, haunts me to this very day.  There is a complex conspiracy afoot, and the villains all meet one last time before the crime will unfold.  They decide to wear disguises to conceal their identities.  They are all dressed in giant, multi-colored Teddy Bear costumes!!!  What?  Yes, you read it correctly.  It is so incredibly stupid that I have a hard time retelling it without my lower intestine reaching up and strangling my brain.  (Note: that last obscure referrence is from "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy")  Anyway, this film does not deserve a long review, so I will now sign-off.  Rent or buy anything else, anything other than this movie.  I hope my warning here will save lives......or at least save people from emotional scarring.  Take care.