This movie is the epitome of excess: budget, explosions, melodrama, "cuteness", in-jokes.  LAH is one of those films that thinks its a lot more hip and clever than what it really is.  It claims to be a spoof of the action movie genre when all it really does is shake its own hands.  The jokes are not funny and yet you get the feeling that the people responsible for this cinematic atrocity are sending a subliminal message that translates as, " That skit was pretty cool, huh?".  The action sequences, intended to be absurd, only elicit yawning.  The child, who was intended to be cute, is annoying.