People.... I am back after a long hiatus with sordid tales to tell.  Seems your Metamorpho received a special invitation to speak at a Metaphysical conference in Chicago.  I decided that my talk would be about Procol Harum's Home album. However, at the airport an interviewer misconstrued my statements and they came across as controversial political barbs.  As if this wasn't upsetting enough, when I got to Chicago and checked into my hotel I could see hoards of people gathering outside the lobby. From my room on the 12th floor (there is no 13th floor) I could look from my window and see swarms of people with picket signs that read "Seer Go Home!", "Boycott Metamorpho" "Down with Reflection" and, well, you get the picture.  I called on my guides for help, but to no avail. Marshy, my female guide, was the only one around and I caught her at a bad time. Her bags were packed and she was leaving for a vacation in the Bahamas.  So again, your Metamorpho was left to fend for himself.