What a joker you are, extremely funny, and you've obviously spent a lot of time processing your thoughts and opinions. IT IS absolutely true that all Tool fans are 'fat' and 'ugly' people who feel left out, and your once again SPOT ON when you say that Tool fans feel less superior than good looking people. Wow, I'll tell you what, I've read thousands of reviews, but I don't think any mount to your extensive logic and brilliant thinking. Great job.