If this were a perfect world, everyone with a heartbeat would own this album. and so, it would be a perfect world... dog breath, nine types of industrial pollution, king kong, the uncle meat variations, project x, cruisin for burgers...there's at least a dozen other 'songs' that defy description. zappa manages to write what is simultaneously majestic, avant garde, melodic, greasy, jazzy. it crowns his best work with the original mothers, a line-up that very few others matched.