OMG, WTF and all the other  short hand language that is used to say no. I truly hate not finishing a book but in this case I'm ok with it. The names are wacky, the language is difficult plus the start of the book is dry. This book was drier than my sister -in-law's turkey and she cooked it for 12 hours (poor bird).  If you need something to put you to sleep then this book is just what you need.