These are the most incredible staples I've ever owned! As soon as I opened the package a flamethrower-wielding grizzly bear warrior-priest kicked in my door and threatened to burn my prize collection of antique wooden top hats. My wife was crying, my dog whimpered, and the 15 year old daughter I didn't even know I had screamed louder than a teenage fan club at an all-you-can-eat Justin Bieber buffet. Without wasting a microsecond, my Stanley TRA708T Sharpshooter staples exploded out of their plastic case and formed a protective tornado around my family. The bear priest, unable to fathom my incredible defensive magic, had no choice but to turn his flamethrower on himself in a desperate attempt to preserve his honor. I owe my whole family's life to these staples!