
### Instruction:
Write a joke about my life
### Response:
Your Life: the ultimate cruel joke that we have to pay to see the punchline.
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### Instruction:
That sounds a bit mean, could you write it more lighthearted?
### Response:
Sure, here's a lighthearted joke for you:

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw your life and blushed at all the adventures you have yet to experience!
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### Instruction:
Awe! That's so wholesome thank you :)

Now do one like that, but make it about unusual pizza toppings.