#Person1#: If I won the Pools, I'd go round the world. 
#Person2#: Would you? I wouldn't. 
#Person1#: What would you do? 
#Person2#: Oh, I don't know. I'd buy a big house with a garden for my wife and kids, I suppose. But it's difficult to imagine having a lot of money. 
#Person1#: One thing's certain. If I had a lot of money, I wouldn't work any more. 
#Person2#: Wouldn't you? What would you do with all that spare time? 
#Person1#: As I said, I'd go round the world. 
#Person2#: What would you do after that? 
#Person1#: Oh, I don't know. It'd take me a long time to go round the world. 
#Person2#: It doesn't sound very exciting. 
#Person1#: Anyway, we haven't won the Pools, and we're not likely to win them. So there isn't much point in talking about it, is there? 
#Person2#: I'd be happy if I got a rise. 
#Person1#: And my wife would be happy if I bought her a mink coat. 
#Person2#: Well , I'm not likely to get a rise and you haven't the money for a mink coat, so let's come down to earth and have another drink. 
#Person1#: What'll you have? 
#Person2#: I'll have a pint of the best. 
#Person1#: I'd have a Scotch if I were you. We deserve it. 
#Person2#: All right. Make it a double, will you? 
pipe dreams