#Person1#: Honey, of course I forgive you! I love you so much! I've really missed you. I was wrong to get upset over nothing. 
#Person2#: I'm sorry I haven't called or anything, but right after you decided you wanted a break, I was called up north to put out some major forest fires! I was in the middle of nowhere, working day and night, trying to prevent the blaze from spreading! It was pretty intense. 
#Person1#: Oh, honey, I'm glad you're okay! But I have some exciting news. . . I think I'm pregnant! 
#Person2#: Really? Wow, that's amazing! This is great news! I've always wanted to be a father! We'll go to the doctor first thing in the morning! 
#Person3#: We have your test results back and, indeed, you are pregnant. Let's see here. . . everything seems to be in order. Your approximate due date is October twenty-seventh two thousand and nine, so that means that the baby was conceived on February third, two thousand and nine. 
#Person2#: Are you sure? Are these things accurate? 
#Person3#: Well, yes sir, they are. 
#Person1#: What's wrong? Why are you asking these questions? 
#Person2#: This baby isn't mine! I was away the first week of February at a training seminar! 
#Person1#: I. . . I. . . no, it can't be. . . 
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