anchor.diff:  
   /datum/uplink_item/badass/balloon
   	name = "For showing that You Are The Boss"
  -	desc = "A red balloon, with an easily recognisable syndicate logo on it. Designed to lower morale among NT employees, as an agent forgoing useful equipment for a pointless balloon is a sure sign of a badass."
  +	desc = "A red balloon, with an easily recognisable syndicate logo on it. Designed to lower morale among NT employees, as an agent forgoing useful equipment for a pointless balloon must be a badass."
   	item = /obj/item/toy/syndicateballoon
   	cost = 10
   
   /datum/uplink_item/badass/random
   	name = "Random Item (??)"
  -	desc = "This will send an agent a random item from the list. Useful for amateur agents that find the task ahead of them so daunting that they cannot think clearly enough to formulate a strategy to tackle it with."
  +	desc = "This will send an agent a random item from this list. Useful for amateur agents that find the task ahead of them so daunting that they cannot think clearly enough to formulate a strategy to tackle it with."
   	item = /obj/item/weapon/storage/box/syndicate
   	cost = 0
   
  
positive.code: 
  /datum/uplink_item/stealthy_tools/syndigolashes
  	name = "No-Slip Brown Syndicate Shoes"
  	desc = "Useful for slipping opponents without being slipped yourself."
  	item = /obj/item/clothing/shoes/syndigaloshes
  	cost = 2
  
  
negative.code: 
  /datum/uplink_item/implants/freedom
  	name = "Freedom Implant"
  	desc = "An implant designed to be injected into an agent's body. When activated with a predefined bodily gesture, the implant will attempt to remove an agent's restraints."
  	item = /obj/item/weapon/storage/box/syndie_kit/imp_freedom
  	cost = 3
  
  /datum/uplink_item/implants/uplink
  	name = "Uplink Implant"
  	desc = "An implant designed to be injected into an agent's body. When activated with a predefined bodily gesture, the implant will grant an agent access to a syndicate uplink with 5 telecrystals. Useful for escaping confinement."
  	item = /obj/item/weapon/storage/box/syndie_kit/imp_uplink
  	cost = 10
  
  