anchor.diff:  	explanation_text = "Conduct a seance with the spirits of the afterlife."
   
   /datum/objective/abductee/summon
  -	explanation_text = "Conduct a ritual to summon an elder god."
  +	explanation_text = "The elder gods hunger. Gather a cult and conduct a ritual to summon one."
   
   /datum/objective/abductee/machine
   	explanation_text = "You are secretly an android. Interface with as many machines as you can to boost your own power."
  -
  -/datum/objective/abductee/prevent
  -	explanation_text = "You have been enlightened. This knowledge must not escape. Ensure nobody else can become enlightened."
   
   /datum/objective/abductee/calling
   	explanation_text = "Call forth a spirit from the other side."
  
positive.code: 	explanation_text = "Steal all"
  
  /datum/objective/abductee/steal/New()
  	var/target = pick(list("pets","lights","monkeys","fruits","shoes","bars of soap"))
  	explanation_text+=" [target]."
  
  /datum/objective/abductee/capture
  	explanation_text = "Capture"
  
negative.code: 	explanation_text = "Nanotrasen is abusing the animals! Save as many as you can!"
  
  /datum/objective/abductee/defect
  	explanation_text = "Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crewmates if you can."
  
  /datum/objective/abductee/promote
  	explanation_text = "Climb the corporate ladder all the way to the top!"
  