anchor.diff:  	name = "To the future Research Director"
   	info = "Apologies if you were expecting a letter from the station's Research Director, but just prior to translocation we found out they were a BLF operative. I wouldn't trust a single word they wrote and while I'm not a scientist, something tells me your department will have the easiest time adjusting to this station. <BR>\n<BR>\nYou should have everything you need - this is a research facility after all. It's just a matter of finding it, which shouldn't be too hard. Folks like you are why we're out in deep space, after all! <BR>\n<I>-Louis Cannon</I> <BR>\nFormer Head of Security"
   
  +/obj/item/paper/fluff/cogstation/letter_arrd
  +	name = "To the future Research Director"
  +	info = "Listen, I doubt I need to tell you to how to do your job. From what I've heard this station is getting a state-of-the-art xenobiology lab after it gets translocated, and I don't know the first thing about what you guys do about those slimes. However, there's one thing I <I>do</I> know and it's that your station will have botanists. <BR>\n<BR>\n<B>It's crucial you give them everything they need, so long as they agree to maintain as many apiaries as humanely possible.</B> I know it sounds ridiculous, but it's the <B>ONLY way to keep the floor cluwnes at bay.</B> If you don't know what a floor cluwne is, trust me when I say you do <I>NOT</I> want to find out! <BR>\n<I>Jesse P.</I> <BR>\nFormer CogStation RD"
  +
   /obj/item/paper/fluff/cogstation/letter_cap
   	name = "Captain's Log"
   	info = "So I guess some of the other heads have decided to leave little notes for future employees here. Heartwarming, but the most important thing I figure I can leave you is the truth. Nevermind the Syndicate, the xenomorphs, the apocalyptic death cults I hear are a thing way out there - I'm convinced we are our own worst enemy. <BR>\n<BR>\nDon't believe me? Maybe you can ask Chief Engineer Earp. Oh right, he vaporized himself trying to produce enough power to keep the lights on in Space China for a week, despite only needing a sliver of that to run this place as intended. Or maybe you can ask Head of Security Cannon, who executed our Research Director in plain sight of everyone. Even if he was in the right, the final frontier isn't the goddamn wild west! Hell, maybe you can ask one of your 'staff assistants', although in my experience the only ones they seem to want to help is themselves. <BR>\n<BR>\nOf course, the REAL problems are with the higher-ups that stationed us on this deathtrap before deciding to send it your way, but there's only so much I can say and get away with it, for instance that they only sent this station since they could care less if it was a total loss. By the time you read this, I'll already be long gone. Maybe it'll be a different story with your crew, but between you and me, I wouldn't hold my breath...<I>unless they fuck up the air system.</I> <BR>\n<BR>\n<I>Dom Kahn</I> <BR>Former Captain of Nanotrasen CogStation"
  
positive.code: 
  /obj/item/paper/guides/cogstation/job_changes
  	name = "MEMO: Job Changes"
  	info = "To ensure minimal employee downtime, please take note of the following changes to select professions that Cogstation specifically requires:<BR>\n<BR>\n- Chemists are to have <B>basic Research access</B>and an encryption key for the Science channel. <BR>\n- Roboticists are to have <B>basic Medical and Morgue access</B>. <BR>\n- Engineers and Atmospheric Technicians <I>are</I> to have Warehouse and Mining access.<BR>\n- The Cook should <I>not</I> have Morgue access <BR>\n- The Clown and Mime <I>are</I> to have Maintenance access. This is necessary due to the location of their offices.<BR>\n<BR>\n<I>Generated by Organic Resources Bot #2053</I>"
  
  /obj/item/paper/guides/cogstation/letter_sec
  	name = "To future Security personnel"
  
negative.code: /obj/item/paper/fluff/cogstation/cluwne
  	name = "Mysterious Note"
  	info = "<B>ThE rInGmAsTeR dOeSn'T rUn ThE cIrCus... HONK!!!</B>"
  
  /obj/item/paper/fluff/cogstation/secsolars
  	name = "A heads up:"
  	info = "I'm hoping you guys are aware of the <B>access changes this station requires</B>, but one thing they might have forgot to mention is that <B>one of the station's solar arrays and air hookups are wedged squarely behind your department. Engineering might need to come through your department to access them.</B> <BR>\n<BR>\nWhile I can imagine potential concerns,  <B>there shouldn't be any problems if both sides are transparent and communicative.</B> The engineer is most likely there to do their job of keeping the station running, and will only need to pass through your department office and interrogation room (or alternatively, the bridge). You're free to get the doors for them and/or watch them work if it helps put your mind at ease. If they loiter or otherwise act suspiciously <I>then</I> you might want to have a word with them. <BR>\n<BR>\n<I>-C. Donnelly</I> <BR>Architectural Analyst"
  
  /obj/item/paper/fluff/cogstation/eva
  	name = "MEMO: Spacesuits"
  	info = "As a Head of Personnel, you may be familiar with crew members requesting EVA access, particularly when there is an absence of credible threats on the station. While it is your decision to grant or deny access unless overriden by your superior(s), you should be aware of an abundance of spacesuits on this station. While intended for emergencies, these suits are cheaper to replace. You may find it beneficial to direct aspiring 'space explorers' towards finding one of these suits instead, although it is advised you order replacement suits in advance through the cargo department. <BR>\n<BR>\n-Generated by Organic Resources Bot #2053"
  
  /obj/item/paper/fluff/cogstation/chemists
  	name = "Re: Scientists?!"
  	info = "Scientists <I>should</I> have access to the chemistry lab. This is intentional as opposed to some sort of oversight - after all, they need to reach the medsci router somehow. <BR>\n<BR>\nIf anything you should see this as a blessing, as you won't need to sideline whatever it is you're doing to get them what they need. Your focus should remain on predominantly medical goods, just like other stations in this sector. <BR>\n<BR>\n- Dr. Halley"
  
  /obj/item/paper/fluff/cogstation/mime
  	name = "Au futur Mime"
  