anchor.diff:  		if(1000)
   			SpeakPeace(list("The ends exists somewhere beyond meaningful milestones.", "There will be no more messages until then.", "You disgust me."))
   		if(5643)
  +			UnlockMedal(TIMEWASTE_MEDAL,user.client)
   			var/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/trophy/gold_cup/never_ends = new(get_turf(user))
   			never_ends.name = "Overextending The Joke: First Place"
   			never_ends.desc = "And so we are left alone with our regrets."
  
positive.code: 
  	speaking = FALSE
  	times_spoken_to++
  
  /obj/structure/speaking_tile/proc/SpeakPeace(list/statements)
  	for(var/i in 1 to statements.len)
  		say("<span class='deadsay'>[statements[i]]</span>")
  
negative.code: 		return
  	var/list/json = json_decode(file2text(json_file))
  	shenanigans = json["phrases"]
  
  #define TIMEWASTE_MEDAL "Overextended The Joke"
  
  /obj/structure/speaking_tile/interact(mob/user)
  	if(!isliving(user) || speaking)
  