anchor.diff:  
   /datum/mutation/human/elvis/say_mod(var/message)
   	if(message)
  -		message = replacetext(message,"i'm not","I aint")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"girl",pick("honey","baby","baby doll"))
  -		message = replacetext(message,"man",pick("son","buddy","brother", "pal", "friendo"))
  -		message = replacetext(message,"out of","outta")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"thank you","thank you, thank you very much")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"what are you","whatcha")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"yes",pick("sure", "yea"))
  -		message = replacetext(message,"faggot","square")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"muh valids","getting my kicks")
  -	return message
  +		message = " [message] "
  +		message = replacetext(message," i'm not "," I aint ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," girl ",pick(" honey "," baby "," baby doll "))
  +		message = replacetext(message," man ",pick(" son "," buddy "," brother"," pal "," friendo "))
  +		message = replacetext(message," out of "," outta ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," thank you "," thank you, thank you very much ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," what are you "," whatcha ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," yes ",pick(" sure", "yea "))
  +		message = replacetext(message," faggot "," square ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," muh valids "," getting my kicks ")
  +	return trim(message)
  
positive.code: 
  /datum/mutation/human/chav/say_mod(var/message)
  	if(message)
  		message = replacetext(message,"dick","prat")
  		message = replacetext(message,"comdom","knob'ead")
  		message = replacetext(message,"looking at","gawpin' at")
  		message = replacetext(message,"great","bangin'")
  		message = replacetext(message,"man","mate")
  		message = replacetext(message,"friend",pick("mate","bruv","bledrin"))
  		message = replacetext(message,"what","wot")
  		message = replacetext(message,"drink","wet")
  		message = replacetext(message,"get","giz")
  		message = replacetext(message,"what","wot")
  		message = replacetext(message,"no thanks","wuddent fukken do one")
  		message = replacetext(message,"i don't know","wot mate")
  		message = replacetext(message,"no","naw")
  		message = replacetext(message,"robust","chin")
  		message = replacetext(message," hi ","how what how")
  		message = replacetext(message,"hello","sup bruv")
  		message = replacetext(message,"kill","bang")
  		message = replacetext(message,"murder","bang")
  		message = replacetext(message,"windows","windies")
  		message = replacetext(message,"window","windy")
  		message = replacetext(message,"break","do")
  		message = replacetext(message,"your","yer")
  		message = replacetext(message,"security","coppers")
  	return message
  
  /datum/mutation/human/elvis
  	name = "Elvis"
  
negative.code: 
  /datum/mutation/human/smile/say_mod(var/message)
  	if(message)
  		message = " [message] "
  		//Time for a friendly game of SS13
  		message = replacetext(message," stupid "," smart ")
  		message = replacetext(message," retard "," genius ")
  		message = replacetext(message," unrobust "," robust ")
  		message = replacetext(message," dumb "," smart ")
  		message = replacetext(message," awful "," great ")
  		message = replacetext(message," gay ",pick(" nice "," ok "," alright "))
  		message = replacetext(message," horrible "," fun ")
  		message = replacetext(message," terrible "," terribly fun ")
  		message = replacetext(message," terrifying "," wonderful ")
  		message = replacetext(message," gross "," cool ")
  		message = replacetext(message," disgusting "," amazing ")
  		message = replacetext(message," loser "," winner ")
  		message = replacetext(message," useless "," useful ")
  		message = replacetext(message," oh god "," cheese and crackers ")
  		message = replacetext(message," jesus "," gee wiz ")
  		message = replacetext(message," weak "," strong ")
  		message = replacetext(message," kill "," hug ")
  		message = replacetext(message," murder "," tease ")
  		message = replacetext(message," ugly "," beautiful ")
  		message = replacetext(message," douchbag "," nice guy ")
  		message = replacetext(message," whore "," lady ")
  		message = replacetext(message," nerd "," smart guy ")
  		message = replacetext(message," moron "," fun person ")
  		message = replacetext(message," IT'S LOOSE "," EVERYTHING IS FINE ")
  		message = replacetext(message," sex "," hug fight ")
  		message = replacetext(message," idiot "," genius ")
  		message = replacetext(message," fat "," thin ")
  		message = replacetext(message," beer "," water with ice ")
  		message = replacetext(message," drink "," water ")
  		message = replacetext(message," feminist "," empowered woman ")
  		message = replacetext(message," i hate you "," you're mean ")
  		message = replacetext(message," nigger "," african american ")
  		message = replacetext(message," jew "," jewish ")
  		message = replacetext(message," shit "," shiz ")
  		message = replacetext(message," crap "," poo ")
  		message = replacetext(message," slut "," tease ")
  		message = replacetext(message," ass "," butt ")
  		message = replacetext(message," damn "," dang ")
  		message = replacetext(message," fuck ","  ")
  		message = replacetext(message," penis "," privates ")
  		message = replacetext(message," cunt "," privates ")
  		message = replacetext(message," dick "," jerk ")
  		message = replacetext(message," vagina "," privates ")
  	return trim(message)
  
  /datum/mutation/human/unintelligable
  	name = "Unintelligable"
  