anchor.diff:  
   /datum/objective/abductee/engine
   	explanation_text = "Go have a good conversation with the Singularity/Tesla/Supermatter crystal. Bonus points if it responds."
  -	
  +
   /datum/objective/abductee/teamredisbetterthangreen
  -	explanation_text = "Tell the AI (or a borg/pAI/drone if there is no AI) some corny technology jokes until it cries for help."
  -	
  -/datum/objective/abductee/time
  -	explanation_text = "Go bug a bronze worshipper to give you a clock."
  -		
  +	explanation_text = "Tell the AI or other silicons some corny technology jokes until it cries for help."
  +
   /datum/objective/abductee/licky
   	explanation_text = "You must lick anything that you find interesting."
  -	
  +
   /datum/objective/abductee/music
   	explanation_text = "Start playing music, you're the best musician ever. If anyone hates it, beat them on the head with your instrument!"
  -	
  +
  +/datum/objective/abductee/clown
  +	explanation_text = "The clown is not funny. You can do better! Make the crew laugh!"
  +
  +/datum/objective/abductee/party
  +	explanation_text = "You're throwing a huge rager. The whole crew needs to come... OR ELSE!"
  +
  +/datum/objective/abductee/pets
  +	explanation_text = "All the pets around here suck. You need to make them cooler. Replace them with exotic beasts!"
  +
  +/datum/objective/abductee/conspiracy
  +	explanation_text = "The leaders of this station are hiding a grand conspiracy. Only you can learn what it is, and expose it to the people!"
  +
  +/datum/objective/abductee/stalker
  +	explanation_text = "The Syndicate has hired you to compile dossiers on all important members of the crew. Make sure they don't know you're doing it."
  +
  +/datum/objective/abductee/narrator
  +	explanation_text = "You're the narrator of this tale. Follow around the protagonists to tell their story."
positive.code: 	explanation_text = "Start a collection of corpses. Don't kill people to get these corpses."
  
  /datum/objective/abductee/floors
  	explanation_text = "Replace all the floor tiles with carpeting, wooden boards, or grass."
  
  /datum/objective/abductee/POWERUNLIMITED
  	explanation_text = "Flood the station's powernet with as much electricity as you can."
  
  /datum/objective/abductee/pristine
  	explanation_text = "Ensure the station is in absolutely pristine condition."
  
  /datum/objective/abductee/window
  	explanation_text = "Replace all normal windows with reinforced windows."
  
  /datum/objective/abductee/nations
  	explanation_text = "Ensure your department prospers over all else."
  
negative.code: 	explanation_text = "Conduct a seance with the spirits of the afterlife."
  
  /datum/objective/abductee/summon
  	explanation_text = "The elder gods hunger. Gather a cult and conduct a ritual to summon one."
  
  /datum/objective/abductee/machine
  	explanation_text = "You are secretly an android. Interface with as many machines as you can to boost your own power."
  
  /datum/objective/abductee/calling
  	explanation_text = "Call forth a spirit from the other side."
  