anchor.diff:  			B.name = pick("Principle of Relativity", "Quantum Enigma: Physics Encounters Consciousness", "Programming the Universe", "Quantum Physics and Theology", "String Theory for Dummies", "How To: Build Your Own Warp Drive", "The Mysteries of Bluespace", "Playing God: Collector's Edition")
   		if("scientology")
   			B.name = pick("The Biography of L. Ron Hubbard","Dianetics")
  +		if("subgenius")
  +			B.name = "Book of the SubGenius"
   		if("toolboxia","greytide")
   			B.name = "Toolbox Manifesto"
   		if("weeaboo","kawaii")
  
positive.code: 			B.name = "Quran"	
  		if("judaism")
  			B.name = "The Torah"
  		if("lol", "wtf", "gay", "penis", "ass", "poo", "badmin", "shitmin", "deadmin", "cock", "cocks", "meme", "memes")
  			B.name = pick("Woodys Got Wood: The Aftermath", "War of the Cocks", "Sweet Bro and Hella Jef: Expanded Edition","F.A.T.A.L. Rulebook")
  			H.adjustBrainLoss(100) // starts off retarded as fuck
  
negative.code: 			B.name = pick("The Holy Bible","The Dead Sea Scrolls")
  		if("buddhism")
  			B.name = "The Sutras"
  		if("clownism","honkmother","honk","honkism","comedy")	
  			B.name = pick("The Holy Joke Book", "Just a Prank", "Hymns to the Honkmother")
  		if("chaos")
  			B.name = "The Book of Lorgar"
  