anchor.diff:  	new /obj/item/weapon/guardiancreator/tech/choose/traitor(src)
   	new /obj/item/weapon/paper/guardian(src)
   	return
  +
  +/obj/item/weapon/guardiancreator/carp
  +	name = "holocarp fishsticks"
  +	desc = "Using the power of Carp'sie, you can catch a carp from byond the veil of Carpthulu, and bind it to your fleshy flesh form."
  +	icon = 'icons/obj/food/food.dmi'
  +	icon_state = "fishfingers"
  +	theme = "carp"
  +	mob_name = "Holocarp"
  +	use_message = "<span class='holoparasite'>You put the fishsticks in your mouth...</span>"
  +	used_message = "<span class='holoparasite'>Someone's already taken a bite out of these fishsticks! Ew.</span>"
  +	failure_message = "<span class='holoparasitebold'>You couldn't catch any carp spirits from the seas of Lake Carp. Maybe there are none, maybe you fucked up.</span>"
  +	ling_failure = "<span class='holoparasitebold'>Carp'sie is fine with changelings, so you shouldn't be seeing this message.</span>"
  +	allowmultiple = 1
  +	allowling = 1
  +
  +/obj/item/weapon/guardiancreator/carp/choose
  +	random = TRUE
  
positive.code: 		if("magic")
  			user << "[G.magic_fluff_string]"
  			user << "<span class='holoparasite'><font color=\"[G.namedatum.colour]\"><b>[G.real_name]</b></font> has been summoned!</span>"
  	user.verbs += /mob/living/proc/guardian_comm
  	user.verbs += /mob/living/proc/guardian_recall
  	user.verbs += /mob/living/proc/guardian_reset
  
negative.code: 	var/playstyle_string = "<span class='holoparasite'>You are a standard Guardian. You shouldn't exist!</span>"
  	var/magic_fluff_string = "<span class='holoparasite'>You draw the Coder, symbolizing bugs and errors. This shouldn't happen! Submit a bug report!</span>"
  	var/tech_fluff_string = "<span class='holoparasite'>BOOT SEQUENCE COMPLETE. ERROR MODULE LOADED. THIS SHOULDN'T HAPPEN. Submit a bug report!</span>"
  	var/carp_fluff_string = "<span class='holoparasite'>CARP CARP CARP SOME SORT OF HORRIFIC BUG BLAME THE CODERS CARP CARP CARP</span>"
  
  /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/guardian/New(loc, theme)
  	parasites |= src
  