anchor.diff:  
   /datum/holiday/valentines/getStationPrefix()
   	return pick("Love","Amore","Single","Smootch","Hug")
  -
  -/// Garbage DAYYYYY
  -/// Huh?.... NOOOO
  -/// *GUNSHOT*
  -/// AHHHGHHHHHHH
  -/datum/holiday/garbageday
  -	name = GARBAGEDAY
  -	begin_day = 17
  -	end_day = 17
  -	begin_month = JUNE
   
   /datum/holiday/birthday
   	name = "Birthday of Space Station 13"
  
positive.code: /datum/holiday/programmers/getStationPrefix()
  	return pick("span>","DEBUG: ","null","/list","EVENT PREFIX NOT FOUND") //Portability
  
  /datum/holiday/questions
  	name = "Stupid-Questions Day"
  	begin_day = 28
  	begin_month = SEPTEMBER
  
  /datum/holiday/questions/greet()
  	return "Are you having a happy [name]?"
  
  /datum/holiday/animal
  	name = "Animal's Day"
  	begin_day = 4
  	begin_month = OCTOBER
  
  /datum/holiday/animal/getStationPrefix()
  	return pick("Parrot","Corgi","Cat","Pug","Goat","Fox")
  
  /datum/holiday/smile
  	name = "Smiling Day"
  	begin_day = 7
  	begin_month = OCTOBER
  	drone_hat = /obj/item/clothing/head/papersack/smiley
  
  /datum/holiday/boss
  	name = "Boss' Day"
  	begin_day = 16
  	begin_month = OCTOBER
  	drone_hat = /obj/item/clothing/head/that
  
  /datum/holiday/halloween
  	name = HALLOWEEN
  	begin_day = 29
  	begin_month = OCTOBER
  	end_day = 2
  	end_month = NOVEMBER
  
  /datum/holiday/halloween/greet()
  	return "Have a spooky Halloween!"
  
  /datum/holiday/halloween/getStationPrefix()
  	return pick("Bone-Rattling","Mr. Bones' Own","2SPOOKY","Spooky","Scary","Skeletons")
  
  /datum/holiday/vegan
  	name = "Vegan Day"
  	begin_day = 1
  	begin_month = NOVEMBER
  
  /datum/holiday/vegan/getStationPrefix()
  	return pick("Tofu", "Tempeh", "Seitan", "Tofurkey")
  
  /datum/holiday/october_revolution
  	name = "October Revolution"
  	begin_day = 6
  	begin_month = NOVEMBER
  	end_day = 7
  
  /datum/holiday/october_revolution/getStationPrefix()
  	return pick("Communist", "Soviet", "Bolshevik", "Socialist", "Red", "Workers'")
  
  /datum/holiday/kindness
  	name = "Kindness Day"
  	begin_day = 13
  	begin_month = NOVEMBER
  
  /datum/holiday/flowers
  	name = "Flowers Day"
  	begin_day = 19
  	begin_month = NOVEMBER
  	drone_hat = /obj/item/food/grown/moonflower
  
  /datum/holiday/hello
  	name = "Saying-'Hello' Day"
  	begin_day = 21
  	begin_month = NOVEMBER
  
  /datum/holiday/hello/greet()
  	return "[pick(list("Aloha", "Bonjour", "Hello", "Hi", "Greetings", "Salutations", "Bienvenidos", "Hola", "Howdy", "Ni hao", "Guten Tag", "Konnichiwa", "G'day cunt"))]! " + ..()
  
  /datum/holiday/human_rights
  	name = "Human-Rights Day"
  	begin_day = 10
  	begin_month = DECEMBER
  
  /datum/holiday/monkey
  	name = MONKEYDAY
  	begin_day = 14
  	begin_month = DECEMBER
  	drone_hat = /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/monkeymask
  
  /datum/holiday/islamic
  	name = "Islamic calendar code broken"
  
negative.code: /datum/holiday/france/greet()
  	return "Do you hear the people sing?"
  
  /datum/holiday/hotdogday //I have plans for this.
  	name = "National Hot Dog Day"
  	begin_day = 17
  	begin_month = JULY
  
  /datum/holiday/hotdogday/greet()
  	return "Happy National Hot Dog Day!"
  
  //Gary Gygax's birthday, a fitting day for Wizard's Day
  /datum/holiday/wizards_day
  	name = "Wizard's Day"
  	begin_month = JULY
  	begin_day = 27
  	drone_hat = /obj/item/clothing/head/wizard
  
  /datum/holiday/wizards_day/getStationPrefix()
  	return pick("Dungeon", "Elf", "Magic", "D20", "Edition")
  
  /datum/holiday/friendship
  	name = "Friendship Day"
  	begin_day = 30
  