anchor.diff:  /obj/item/paper/fluff/cogstation/cluwne
   	name = "Mysterious Note"
   	info = "<B>ThE rInGmAsTeR dOeSn'T rUn ThE cIrCus... HONK!!!</B>"
  +
  +/obj/item/paper/fluff/cogstation/secsolars
  +	name = "A heads up:"
  +	info = "I'm hoping you guys are aware of the <B>access changes this station requires</B>, but one thing they might have forgot to mention is that <B>one of the station's solar arrays and air hookups are wedged squarely behind your department. Engineering might need to come through your department to access them.</B> <BR>\n<BR>\nWhile I can imagine potential concerns,  <B>there shouldn't be any problems if both sides are transparent and communicative.</B> The engineer is most likely there to do their job of keeping the station running, and will only need to pass through your department office and interrogation room (or alternatively, the bridge). You're free to get the doors for them and/or watch them work if it helps put your mind at ease. If they loiter or otherwise act suspiciously <I>then</I> you might want to have a word with them. <BR>\n<BR>\n<I>-C. Donnelly</I> <BR>Architectural Analyst"
  +
  +/obj/item/paper/fluff/cogstation/eva
  +	name = "MEMO: Spacesuits"
  +	info = "As a Head of Personnel, you may be familiar with crew members requesting EVA access, particularly when there is an absence of credible threats on the station. While it is your decision to grant or deny access unless overriden by your superior(s), you should be aware of an abundance of spacesuits on this station. While intended for emergencies, these suits are cheaper to replace. You may find it beneficial to direct aspiring 'space explorers' towards finding one of these suits instead, although it is advised you order replacement suits in advance through the cargo department. <BR>\n<BR>\n-Generated by Organic Resources Bot #2053"
  +
  +/obj/item/paper/fluff/cogstation/chemists
  +	name = "Re: Scientists?!"
  +	info = "Scientists <I>should</I> have access to the chemistry lab. This is intentional as opposed to some sort of oversight - after all, they need to reach the medsci router somehow. <BR>\n<BR>\nIf anything you should see this as a blessing, as you won't need to sideline whatever it is you're doing to get them what they need. Your focus should remain on predominantly medical goods, just like other stations in this sector. <BR>\n<BR>\n- Dr. Halley"
   
   /obj/item/paper/fluff/cogstation/mime
   	name = "Au futur Mime"
  
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  /obj/item/paper/guides/cogstation/letter_eng
  	name = "To future Engineering staff:"
  	info = "I'm not gonna sugarcoat this. Compared to other departments, you might have your work cut out for you. CogStation is an entirely different beast than your standard Box, but everyone's still gonna expect you to keep the place running. <BR>\n<BR>\n If there's any good news, it's your time to shine if you know how to run a thermo-electric generator. That's what this station runs on, and CentCom isn't planning on changing that. If it's absolutely critical you might be able to run a singularity or tesla engine east of mining, but it won't have any sort of shielding out there. <BR>\n<BR>\nThe air system's different too. It's multiple small networks instead of a single big one, with air hookups across the station. Fortunately it's not that complicated, but it comes at the expense of being able to filter out and reuse specific gases. Besides, you'll probably be busy enough with the engine and general upkeep anyway. <BR>\n<BR>\nThe disposal network in contrast is significantly more complicated, yet more capable. I've already elaborated on it, so I'll let you find and read my write-up for that. As for the routing system, it's just begging to get hit by a stray meteor so consider other utilities a higher priority. <BR>\n<BR>\nGood luck. You're gonna need it. <BR>\n<BR>\n<I>-C. Donnelly</I> <BR>Architectural Analyst"
  
  /obj/item/paper/guides/cogstation/letter_chief
  	name = "To the future Chief Engineer:"
  
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  /obj/item/paper/guides/cogstation/job_changes
  	name = "MEMO: Job Changes"
  	info = "To ensure minimal employee downtime, please take note of the following changes to select professions that CogStation specifically requires:<BR>\n<BR>\n- Scientists <I>are</I> to have access to chemistry in order to reach the MedSci router.<BR>\n<BR>\n- Chemists should at the very least be provided with an encryption key for the Science channel, if not basic access to the Research department at large. <BR>\n- Roboticists are to have <B>basic Medical and Morgue access</B>. <BR>\n- Engineers and Atmospheric Technicians <I>are</I> to have Warehouse and Mining access.<BR>\n- The Cook should <I>not</I> have Morgue access <BR>\n- The Clown and Mime <I>are</I> to have Maintenance access. This is necessary due to the location of their offices.<BR>\n<BR>\n<I>Generated by Organic Resources Bot #2053</I>"
  
  /obj/item/paper/guides/cogstation/letter_sec
  	name = "To future Security personnel"
  