anchor.diff:  
   /datum/mutation/human/chav/say_mod(var/message)
   	if(message)
  -		message = replacetext(message,"dick","prat")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"comdom","knob'ead")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"looking at","gawpin' at")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"great","bangin'")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"man","mate")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"friend",pick("mate","bruv","bledrin"))
  -		message = replacetext(message,"what","wot")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"drink","wet")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"get","giz")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"what","wot")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"no thanks","wuddent fukken do one")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"i don't know","wot mate")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"no","naw")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"robust","chin")
  -		message = replacetext(message," hi ","how what how")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"hello","sup bruv")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"kill","bang")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"murder","bang")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"windows","windies")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"window","windy")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"break","do")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"your","yer")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"security","coppers")
  -	return message
  +		message = " [message] "
  +		message = replacetext(message," looking at  ","  gawpin' at ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," great "," bangin' ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," man "," mate ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," friend ",pick(" mate "," bruv "," bledrin "))
  +		message = replacetext(message," what "," wot ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," drink "," wet ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," get "," giz ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," what "," wot ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," no thanks "," wuddent fukken do one ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," i don't know "," wot mate ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," no "," naw ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," robust "," chin ")
  +		message = replacetext(message,"  hi  "," how what how ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," hello "," sup bruv ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," kill "," bang ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," murder "," bang ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," windows "," windies ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," window "," windy ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," break "," do ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," your "," yer ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," security "," coppers ")
  +	return trim(message)
   
   /datum/mutation/human/elvis
   	name = "Elvis"
  
positive.code: 
  /datum/mutation/human/elvis/say_mod(var/message)
  	if(message)
  		message = replacetext(message,"i'm not","I aint")
  		message = replacetext(message,"girl",pick("honey","baby","baby doll"))
  		message = replacetext(message,"man",pick("son","buddy","brother", "pal", "friendo"))
  		message = replacetext(message,"out of","outta")
  		message = replacetext(message,"thank you","thank you, thank you very much")
  		message = replacetext(message,"what are you","whatcha")
  		message = replacetext(message,"yes",pick("sure", "yea"))
  		message = replacetext(message,"faggot","square")
  		message = replacetext(message,"muh valids","getting my kicks")
  	return message
  
negative.code: 
  /datum/mutation/human/smile/say_mod(var/message)
  	if(message)
  		message = " [message] "
  		//Time for a friendly game of SS13
  		message = replacetext(message," stupid "," smart ")
  		message = replacetext(message," retard "," genius ")
  		message = replacetext(message," unrobust "," robust ")
  		message = replacetext(message," dumb "," smart ")
  		message = replacetext(message," awful "," great ")
  		message = replacetext(message," gay ",pick(" nice "," ok "," alright "))
  		message = replacetext(message," horrible "," fun ")
  		message = replacetext(message," terrible "," terribly fun ")
  		message = replacetext(message," terrifying "," wonderful ")
  		message = replacetext(message," gross "," cool ")
  		message = replacetext(message," disgusting "," amazing ")
  		message = replacetext(message," loser "," winner ")
  		message = replacetext(message," useless "," useful ")
  		message = replacetext(message," oh god "," cheese and crackers ")
  		message = replacetext(message," jesus "," gee wiz ")
  		message = replacetext(message," weak "," strong ")
  		message = replacetext(message," kill "," hug ")
  		message = replacetext(message," murder "," tease ")
  		message = replacetext(message," ugly "," beautiful ")
  		message = replacetext(message," douchbag "," nice guy ")
  		message = replacetext(message," whore "," lady ")
  		message = replacetext(message," nerd "," smart guy ")
  		message = replacetext(message," moron "," fun person ")
  		message = replacetext(message," IT'S LOOSE "," EVERYTHING IS FINE ")
  		message = replacetext(message," sex "," hug fight ")
  		message = replacetext(message," idiot "," genius ")
  		message = replacetext(message," fat "," thin ")
  		message = replacetext(message," beer "," water with ice ")
  		message = replacetext(message," drink "," water ")
  		message = replacetext(message," feminist "," empowered woman ")
  		message = replacetext(message," i hate you "," you're mean ")
  		message = replacetext(message," nigger "," african american ")
  		message = replacetext(message," jew "," jewish ")
  		message = replacetext(message," shit "," shiz ")
  		message = replacetext(message," crap "," poo ")
  		message = replacetext(message," slut "," tease ")
  		message = replacetext(message," ass "," butt ")
  		message = replacetext(message," damn "," dang ")
  		message = replacetext(message," fuck ","  ")
  		message = replacetext(message," penis "," privates ")
  		message = replacetext(message," cunt "," privates ")
  		message = replacetext(message," dick "," jerk ")
  		message = replacetext(message," vagina "," privates ")
  	return trim(message)
  
  /datum/mutation/human/unintelligable
  	name = "Unintelligable"
  