anchor.diff:  				)
   				target_name = pick(items)
   				switch(target_name)
  -					if("captain's antique laser gun")
  +					if("the captain's antique laser gun")
   						steal_target = /obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/laser_gun/captain
  -					if("hand teleporter")
  +					if("a hand teleporter")
   						steal_target = /obj/item/weapon/hand_tele
  -					if("RCD")
  +					if("an RCD")
   						steal_target = /obj/item/weapon/rcd
  -					if("jetpack")
  +					if("a jetpack")
   						steal_target = /obj/item/weapon/tank/jetpack
  -					if("captains jumpsuit")
  +					if("a captains jumpsuit")
   						steal_target = /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/captain
   					if("functional ai")
   						steal_target = /obj/item/device/aicard
  
positive.code: 						steal_target = /obj/item/weapon/tank
  
  
  				explanation_text = "Steal a [target_name]."
  
  				return steal_target
  
  
negative.code: 			var/target_name
  			proc/find_target()
  				var/list/items = list(
  					"the captain's antique laser gun",
  					"a hand teleporter",
  					"an RCD",
  					"a jetpack",
  