anchor.diff:  	desc = "The cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast."
   	bonus_reagents = list("vitamin" = 1)
   	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT
  +
  +/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/plain/Initialize()
  +	. = ..()
  +	if(prob(1))
  +		new/obj/effect/particle_effect/smoke(get_turf(src))
  +		playsound(src, 'sound/effects/smoke.ogg', 50, TRUE)
  +		visible_message("<span class='warning'>Oh, ye gods! [src] is ruined! But what if...?</span>")
  +		name = "steamed ham"
  +		desc = pick("Ahh, Head of Personnel, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!",
  +		"And you call these steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously microwaved?",
  +		"Aurora Station 13? At this time of shift, in this time of year, in this sector of space, localized entirely within your freezer?",
  +		"You know, these hamburgers taste quite similar to the ones they have at the Maltese Falcon.")
  +		tastes = list("fast food hamburger" = 1)
   
   /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/human
   	var/subjectname = ""
  
positive.code: 	color = "#DA00FFFF"
  	bonus_reagents = list("purplecrayonpowder" = 10, "vitamin" = 5)
  	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT
  	
  /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/black
  	name = "black burger"
  	desc = "This is overcooked."
  
negative.code: 	color = "#1C1C1C"
  	bonus_reagents = list("blackcrayonpowder" = 10, "vitamin" = 5)
  	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT
  
  /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/burger/white
  	name = "white burger"
  	desc = "Delicous Titanium!"
  