anchor.diff:  
   /datum/mutation/human/chav/say_mod(var/message)
   	if(message)
  -		message = replacetext(message,"dick","prat")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"comdom","knob'ead")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"looking at","gawpin' at")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"great","bangin'")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"man","mate")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"friend",pick("mate","bruv","bledrin"))
  -		message = replacetext(message,"what","wot")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"drink","wet")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"get","giz")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"what","wot")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"no thanks","wuddent fukken do one")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"i don't know","wot mate")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"no","naw")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"robust","chin")
  -		message = replacetext(message," hi ","how what how")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"hello","sup bruv")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"kill","bang")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"murder","bang")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"windows","windies")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"window","windy")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"break","do")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"your","yer")
  -		message = replacetext(message,"security","coppers")
  -	return message
  +		message = " [message] "
  +		message = replacetext(message," looking at  ","  gawpin' at ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," great "," bangin' ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," man "," mate ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," friend ",pick(" mate "," bruv "," bledrin "))
  +		message = replacetext(message," what "," wot ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," drink "," wet ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," get "," giz ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," what "," wot ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," no thanks "," wuddent fukken do one ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," i don't know "," wot mate ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," no "," naw ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," robust "," chin ")
  +		message = replacetext(message,"  hi  "," how what how ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," hello "," sup bruv ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," kill "," bang ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," murder "," bang ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," windows "," windies ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," window "," windy ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," break "," do ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," your "," yer ")
  +		message = replacetext(message," security "," coppers ")
  +	return trim(message)
   
   /datum/mutation/human/elvis
   	name = "Elvis"
  
positive.code: 
  /datum/mutation/human/smile/say_mod(var/message)
  	if(message)
  		//Time for a friendly game of SS13
  		message = replacetext(message,"stupid","smart")
  		message = replacetext(message,"retard","genius")
  		message = replacetext(message,"unrobust","robust")
  		message = replacetext(message,"dumb","smart")
  		message = replacetext(message,"awful","great")
  		message = replacetext(message,"gay",pick("nice","ok","alright"))
  		message = replacetext(message,"horrible","fun")
  		message = replacetext(message,"terrible","terribly fun")
  		message = replacetext(message,"terrifying","wonderful")
  		message = replacetext(message,"gross","cool")
  		message = replacetext(message,"disgusting","amazing")
  		message = replacetext(message,"loser","winner")
  		message = replacetext(message,"useless","useful")
  		message = replacetext(message,"oh god","cheese and crackers")
  		message = replacetext(message,"jesus","gee wiz")
  		message = replacetext(message,"weak","strong")
  		message = replacetext(message,"kill","hug")
  		message = replacetext(message,"murder","tease")
  		message = replacetext(message,"ugly","beautiful")
  		message = replacetext(message,"douchbag","nice guy")
  		message = replacetext(message,"whore","lady")
  		message = replacetext(message,"nerd","smart guy")
  		message = replacetext(message,"moron","fun person")
  		message = replacetext(message,"IT'S LOOSE","EVERYTHING IS FINE")
  		message = replacetext(message,"sex","hug fight")
  		message = replacetext(message,"idiot","genius")
  		message = replacetext(message,"fat","thin")
  		message = replacetext(message,"beer","water with ice")
  		message = replacetext(message,"drink","water")
  		message = replacetext(message,"feminist","empowered woman")
  		message = replacetext(message,"i hate you","you're mean")
  		message = replacetext(message,"nigger","african american")
  		message = replacetext(message,"jew","jewish")
  		message = replacetext(message,"shit","shiz")
  		message = replacetext(message,"crap","poo")
  		message = replacetext(message,"slut","tease")
  		message = replacetext(message,"ass","butt")
  		message = replacetext(message,"damn","dang")
  		message = replacetext(message,"fuck","")
  		message = replacetext(message,"penis","privates")
  		message = replacetext(message,"cunt","privates")
  		message = replacetext(message,"dick","jerk")
  		message = replacetext(message,"vagina","privates")
  	return message
  
  /datum/mutation/human/unintelligable
  	name = "Unintelligable"
  
negative.code: 
  /datum/mutation/human/elvis/say_mod(var/message)
  	if(message)
  		message = " [message] "
  		message = replacetext(message," i'm not "," I aint ")
  		message = replacetext(message," girl ",pick(" honey "," baby "," baby doll "))
  		message = replacetext(message," man ",pick(" son "," buddy "," brother"," pal "," friendo "))
  		message = replacetext(message," out of "," outta ")
  		message = replacetext(message," thank you "," thank you, thank you very much ")
  		message = replacetext(message," what are you "," whatcha ")
  		message = replacetext(message," yes ",pick(" sure", "yea "))
  		message = replacetext(message," faggot "," square ")
  		message = replacetext(message," muh valids "," getting my kicks ")
  	return trim(message)
  