anchor.diff:      void quip(String text) {
           textElement.setInnerHtml(Zalgo.generate(text));
       }
  +    void setShopKeep() {
  +        super.setShopKeep();
  +        Random rand = new Random();
  +        quip("${rand.pickFrom(randomQuips)} I FUCKING WARNED YOU, DOG!");
  +    }
   
   }
   
  
positive.code:     if(alchemyShop.shopKeep == abGlitch) {
          if(ticksRemaining <=0) {
              alchemyShop.setShopKeep(shogun);
          }else if(item.traits.contains(ItemTraitFactory.HEALING) && item.traits.contains(ItemTraitFactory.ZAP)) {
              alchemyShop.setShopKeep(ab);
              alchemyShop.setQuip("Holy fuck, you actually fixed me.");
  
negative.code:         Item item = findItemNamed(secondItemSelect.selectedOptions[0].value);
          quip(item);
          Item item2 = findItemNamed(firstItemSelect.selectedOptions[0].value);
          if(alchemyShop.shopKeep == ab && item.traits.contains(ItemTraitFactory.CORRUPT)) {
              Random rand = new Random();
              alchemyShop.setQuip("It seems you have not considered the consequences of alchemizing with that corrupt as fuck ${item.baseName}, asshole.<br><br>Don't worry, as your superior RoboOverlord, I will guide you. <br><Br>There will be all the consequences. All of them. Don't fucking do it. I don't care how fucking ${rand.pickFrom(item.traits).descriptions.first} it is.");
          }
  
          item2TraitsDiv.remove();
          item2TraitsDiv = (renderItemStats(item));
  