anchor.diff:      ("I suspect (.+)" ("I suspect *someone* is hiding something"
   		       "I more than suspect so"
   		       "I KNOW $0"))
  -
  -
       ("yes" ("orly?"
   	    "yup kk, sure"
   	    "well I'm glad we sorted that out"))
       ("orly" ("yarly"
   	     "btard"))
  -	  
  -;; sarcastic stuff
  +    ;; sarcastic stuff
       ("\\w+ (is|are) (fat|big|hot|awesome|win|sexy|ugly)" ("your mum is $1"))
       ("(\\w+) (is|are) here" ("oh great. I love $0"
   			     "$0 is annoying"
  
positive.code: 			     "Is $0 worth remembering"))
      ("if (.+) then (.+)" ("Do you really think it's likely that $0"
  			  "Well, it sure would be awesome if $1"))
  
      ("my mother (.+)" ("Who else in your family $0 ?"
  		       "Tell me more about your family"))
      ("I want (.+)" ("Why would anyone want $0"
  
negative.code: 			      ("mines" . "yours") ("yours" . "mine")
  			      ("me" . "you") ("you" . "me")))
  
  (defun reflect (string)
    (translate string *reflections*))
  
  (defun respond (string regexen)
    "takes the string, checks through the regexes until a match is made
  