anchor.diff:      ("perhaps (.+)" ("Why the uncertainty"
   		     "Of course $0"
   		     "Well, duh?!"))
  -
  -    ("I have (.+)" ("Why did you tell me that you've $0"
  +    ("Do you like (.+)" ("well ofcourse i like $0"
  +			 "i would rather like something else"
  +			 "i wouldn't like $0"
  +			 "i bet you like $0"))
  +    ("(I|i) have (.+)" ("Why did you tell me that you've $0"
   		    "Now that you have $0 what will you do next?"))
  +
  +    ("(I|i) really (.+)" ("do you really $0" 
  +		      "i really hate $0"))
       ("I would (.+)" ("Why would you $0"
   		     "Why would you do that?"
   		     "Who else did you tell that you'd $0"))
  
positive.code:     ("die" ("no, you die"))
      ("you suck" ("your mum sucks"))
      ("phrik" ("screw phrik"))
      ("fag" ("you're the fag"))
      ("bot" ("hmm? bot? No, I am no bot"
  	    "I don't see any bots"))
  
      ;; clutch at straws
  
  
negative.code: 
      ("if (.+) then (.+)" ("Do you really think it's likely that $0"
  			  "Well, it sure would be awesome if $1"))
      ("what (.+) if (.+)" ("then it would be $1"
  			  "you would be $1"))
      ("my mother (.+)" ("Who else in your family $0 ?"
  		       "Tell me more about your family"))
      ("I want (.+)" ("Why would anyone want $a0"
  