anchor.diff:  			      ("mines" . "yours") ("yours" . "mine")
   			      ("me" . "you") ("you" . "me")))
   
  -(defun reflect (str)
  -  (translate str *reflections*))
  +(defun reflect (string)
  +  (translate string *reflections*))
   
   (defun respond (string regexen)
     "takes the string, checks through the regexes until a match is made
  
positive.code: 			     "Is $0 worth remembering"))
      ("if (.+) then (.+)" ("Do you really think it's likely that $0"
  			  "Well, it sure would be awesome if $1"))
  
      ("my mother (.+)" ("Who else in your family $0 ?"
  		       "Tell me more about your family"))
      ("I want (.+)" ("Why would anyone want $0"
  
negative.code:     ("I suspect (.+)" ("I suspect *someone* is hiding something"
  		       "I more than suspect so"
  		       "I KNOW $0"))
      ("yes" ("orly?"
  	    "yup kk, sure"
  	    "well I'm glad we sorted that out"))
      ("orly" ("yarly"
  	     "btard"))
      ;; sarcastic stuff
      ("\\w+ (is|are) (fat|big|hot|awesome|win|sexy|ugly)" ("your mum is $1"))
      ("(\\w+) (is|are) here" ("oh great. I love $0"
  			     "$0 is annoying"
  