anchor.diff:  
       ("if (.+) then (.+)" ("Do you really think it's likely that $0"
   			  "Well, it sure would be awesome if $1"))
  +    ("what (.+) if (.+)" ("then it would be $1"
  +			  "you would be $1"))
       ("my mother (.+)" ("Who else in your family $0 ?"
   		       "Tell me more about your family"))
       ("I want (.+)" ("Why would anyone want $a0"
  
positive.code:     ("perhaps (.+)" ("Why the uncertainty"
  		     "Of course $0"
  		     "Well, duh?!"))
  
      ("I have (.+)" ("Why did you tell me that you've $0"
  		    "Now that you have $0 what will you do next?"))
      ("I would (.+)" ("Why would you $0"
  		     "Why would you do that?"
  		     "Who else did you tell that you'd $0"))
  
negative.code:     ("die" ("no, you die"))
      ("you suck" ("your mum sucks"))
      ("phrik" ("screw phrik"))
      ("love" ("love is in the air" 
  	     "who do you love?"
  	     "i don't love you !"
  	     "who is the lucky man/woman?"))
      ("fag" ("you're the fag"))
      ("bot" ("hmm? bot? No, I am no bot"
  	    "I don't see any bots"))
      ("irc" ("irc is for nerds"
  	    "don't you have friends ?"
  	    "there are no girls on irc"))
      ("music" ("i heard metallica is dead !"
  	     "do you like music ?"
  	     "music is great !"
  	     "did you listen to the new album of moby?"
  	     "tool kicks ass at music !"
  	     "music is my life !"
  	     "do you play any instrument ?"))
  
  
      ;; clutch at straws
  
  