anchor.diff:  			      ("mines" . "yours") ("yours" . "mine")
   			      ("me" . "you") ("you" . "me")))
   
  -(defun reflect (str)
  -  (translate str *reflections*))
  +(defun reflect (string)
  +  (translate string *reflections*))
   
   (defun respond (string regexen)
     "takes the string, checks through the regexes until a match is made
  
positive.code:     ("I suspect (.+)" ("I suspect *someone* is hiding something"
  		       "I more than suspect so"
  		       "I KNOW $0"))
  
  
      ("yes" ("orly?"
  	    "yup kk, sure"
  	    "well I'm glad we sorted that out"))
      ("orly" ("yarly"
  	     "btard"))
  	  
  ;; sarcastic stuff
      ("\\w+ (is|are) (fat|big|hot|awesome|win|sexy|ugly)" ("your mum is $1"))
      ("(\\w+) (is|are) here" ("oh great. I love $0"
  			     "$0 is annoying"
  
negative.code:     ("(tard|ass)" ("no, you're the $0"))
      ("die" ("no, you die"))
      ("you suck" ("your mum sucks"))
      ("phrik" ("screw phrik"))
      ("(.*)" ("Why do you say that $0\?" "What do you mean when you say that $0\?"
  	     "What are your motives behind saying such a thing\?"
  	     "I think it's clear that you're full of shit when you say that $0."))))
  
  (defun respond-to (string)
    (respond string *eliza-responses*))
  
  (defcommand - ("(.+)" string)
    (respond-to string))