anchor.diff:      ("die" ("no, you die"))
       ("you suck" ("your mum sucks"))
       ("phrik" ("screw phrik"))
  +    ("love" ("love is in the air" 
  +	     "who do you love?"
  +	     "i don't love you !"
  +	     "who is the lucky man/woman?"))
       ("fag" ("you're the fag"))
       ("bot" ("hmm? bot? No, I am no bot"
   	    "I don't see any bots"))
  +    ("irc" ("irc is for nerds"
  +	    "don't you have friends ?"
  +	    "there are no girls on irc"))
  +    ("music" ("i heard metallica is dead !"
  +	     "do you like music ?"
  +	     "music is great !"
  +	     "did you listen to the new album of moby?"
  +	     "tool kicks ass at music !"
  +	     "music is my life !"
  +	     "do you play any instrument ?"))
  +
   
       ;; clutch at straws
   
  
positive.code:     ("perhaps (.+)" ("Why the uncertainty"
  		     "Of course $0"
  		     "Well, duh?!"))
  
      ("I have (.+)" ("Why did you tell me that you've $0"
  		    "Now that you have $0 what will you do next?"))
      ("I would (.+)" ("Why would you $0"
  		     "Why would you do that?"
  		     "Who else did you tell that you'd $0"))
  
negative.code: 
      ("if (.+) then (.+)" ("Do you really think it's likely that $0"
  			  "Well, it sure would be awesome if $1"))
      ("what (.+) if (.+)" ("then it would be $1"
  			  "you would be $1"))
      ("my mother (.+)" ("Who else in your family $0 ?"
  		       "Tell me more about your family"))
      ("I want (.+)" ("Why would anyone want $a0"
  