anchor.diff:  
   
   // get whats relevant, hot, and ultimately pointless
  +printfn "getting trends"
   let toptweets = Twitter.get_top_tweets()
   let current_trends = Twitter.service.ListCurrentTrends()
   let daily_trends = Twitter.service.ListDailyTrends()
  
positive.code: 
  // honestly, i'm only interested in urls.
  // this is just a list of straight up url infos
  let urlinfos = urls 
                  |> Seq.map (fun u -> u.Value)
                  |> Seq.map (fun u -> TheInternet.get_url_info(u)) // warning!  IO bound action.
                  |> Seq.toList
  
  // the raw unshortened (non crappy) url
  let rawurls = urls 
                  |> Seq.map (fun u -> u.Value)
                  |> Seq.map (fun u -> TheInternet.get_uri(u)) // warning!  IO bound action.
  
negative.code: Twitter.print_tweets_from_screen_names tweets_from_screennames screen_names
  
  // get the tweets from this mysterious "toptweets" user
  printfn "getting TOP TWEETS tweets"
  let toptweets_tweets = Twitter.get_tweets_for_screenname("toptweets") |> Twitter.as_tweetable |> Seq.toList
  Twitter.print_via_screenname toptweets_tweets "toptweets"
  
  let all_tweets = 
      tweets_from_screennames 
      |> Seq.append toptweets_tweets  // append the tweets from this mysterious toptweets user
      |> Seq.append tweets_from_hashtags  // append hashtag tweets. at your own risk. There are trends jammed in there (see above)
      |> Seq.append tweets_from_queryterms // append hashtag tweets. at your own risk. There are trends jammed in there (see above)
      |> Seq.toList
  
  // who are the authors of all these tweets
  