def embowel(rest):
	"Embowel some(one|thing)!"
	if rest:
		stabee = rest
		karma.Karma.store.change(stabee, 1)
	else:
		stabee = "someone nearby"
	return (
		"/me (wearing a bright pink cape and yellow tights) swoops in "
		"through an open window, snatches %s, races out of the basement, "
		"takes them to the hospital with entrails on ice, and mercifully "
		"embowels them, saving the day..." % stabee)