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## November272014

that would be the best surprise ever omg

:OOOOO

no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these

you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change in for another coke

but you get another polar bear

and you’re like hm that was weird but hey i got two polar bears that’s pretty cool

but it kEEPS HAPPENING

OVER AND OVER

you get more and more frustrated each time

eventually you give up and sit down on the floor and cry, surrounded by small plushie polar bears

you’re so thirsty

you never wanted this to happen

all you wanted was a coke

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## October062013

what music looks like

Originally Posted by fu-co
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## July192013

Auto sperm pumping machine?

masturbatorsanctum:

Interesting devices

(via curiousgiotto)
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## June202013

what the fuck is that

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(Source: thelolgifs, via underronesky)

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## February082013

Banana Trap
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## January152013

LEGO Axle Sorter AS-L40A
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## November292012

The fact that something so familiar and over-photographed actually operates by way of shadowy, clockwork mechanical systems so exhilaratingly titanic, analogue, and, frankly, bizarre was an astonishing thing to learn. ... It's as if a huge stringed instrument has been wound through the basements of the city, a singing nervous system that hauls vehicles the size of small buildings up and down fog-shrouded hills.
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## August302012

The Nintendo Knitting Machine, rumored to have been shown at a late ’80s Consumer Electronics Show for years, finally revealed here in this brochure posted online last night by former Nintendo spokesman Howard Phillips (of Howard & Nester fame).

I would have knitted some crazy garments with this dang thing — Mega Man socks, Teenage Mutant Ninja mittens, swag sweaters with my face on them, etc.

[Via Gamemaster Howard]

Another vintage Nintendo DIY item: a (prototype) knitting machine for use with the NES!
Combined with the GBC sewing machine of later years, these two would have made for quite the gamer/crafter tool kit!

Source: tinycartridge
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## August282012

The day Tony & Bruce teamed up & pulled a prank on Steve
(via Danbooru)
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# Brilliant Device Turns Waste Paper Into Pencils

If you often find yourself searching for a pencil, then this clever little device called the P&P Office Waste Processor will keep well stocked by quickly producing them from simple office waste paper. The device gobbles up your paper waste basket contents and spits fully formed pencils out at the press of a button. Learn more after the jump!

## July152012

Office Paper to Toilet Paper - White Goat Paper Recycler

Your office will never waste paper again with Oriental's White Goat machine, which converts normal paper into toilet paper. Simply insert about 40 sheets of paper, and in 30 minutes you’ll receive a freshly made roll of toilet paper. The machine shreds the paper, dissolves it in water, thins it out and then dries it and winds it around a roll. According to Oriental, it costs about 12 cents to churn out one roll.

White Goat goes on sale in Japan this summer and will be priced at \$100,000. While the machine will definitely make your business more eco-friendly, there is one snag: Where are you going to store this nearly 6-foot-tall machine?

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Cupcake ATM WIN!

## February292012

ZOMGASP! The time machine really exists!
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## December092011

a tribute to the classic Big Blue Ball Machine http://blueballfixed.ytmnd.com/ http://blueballmachine2.ytmnd.com/
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## October162011

No wonder it;s out of order, it's selling rape juice

## September032011

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