# Math “Joke” of the Day

Q. John is a mathematician. John is a nihilist. John can’t tell a cow from a donut. What does John study?

A. Yep, pointless topology!

Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week. . . .

## 3 thoughts on “Math “Joke” of the Day”

1. The algorithm says:

The next James Bond film will be called Quantum of Solace. Heh, I can’t wait.

2. I prefer the version “John can’t tell himself from a donut”, because it seems to carry the implication that John eats lots of donuts.

3. There’s never a bad joke which the Internet can’t make worse. Ah, the wisdom of crowds!
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