## Sunday, April 11, 2010

### If I were...

If I were a month I’d be June

If I were a day I’d be Sunday

If I were a time of day I’d be dawn

If I were a planet I’d be earth

If I were a sea animal I’d be a lobster

If I were a direction I’d be east

If I were a piece of furniture I’d be a Windsor chair

If I were a liquid I’d be water

If I were a gem stone I’d be a diamond

If I were a tree I’d be a sugar maple

If I were a tool I’d be a swiss army knife

If I were a flower I’d be a peony

If I were an element of weather I’d be sunshine

If I were a musical instrument I’d be a piano

If I were a color I'd be white

If I were an emotion I’d be empathy

If I were a fruit I’d be a strawberry

If I were a sound I’d be a whisper

If I were an element I'd be rich, fresh soil

If I were a car I’d be a Beetle

If I were a food I’d be a chocolate chip cookie

If I were a place I’d be a seaside beach

If I were a material I'd be Egyptian cotton

If I were a taste I’d be sweet

If I were a scent I’d be cinnamon

If I were a body part I’d be a hand

If I were a song I’d be a hymn

If I were a bird I'd be a dove

If I were a gift I'd be a bunch of flowers

If I were a city I'd be Nantucket

If I were a door I'd be an old screen door

If I were a pair of shoes I’d be black patent pumps

If I were a poem I would be a haiku

What would you be?  Join in!

Marcy

Thanks to m. heart for passing this along.
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