Kim K`s Sexy Selfie Goes Viral; `SNL` Controversy Over Black Female Comedians
NATASHA CURRY, HOST: Tonight, on the "Top Five Countdown," Kim`s shocking selfie. Check her out. Kim`s back. Her baby weight is gone. She set the Internet on fire after posting this revealing new photo. So is it too much of a good thing? You know what I`m talking about. Plus, Miley stuffs herself into a suitcase. Yes. All right. So Miley, we know you`re all about controversy, but what the heck are you doing stuffed in a suitcase with D.J. Redfoo watching there? I don`t know. I`m going to reveal all of it. Plus, I`m bringing you brand-new revelations about Miley`s life before fame in an eye-opening special report. SBT starts right now. Hey, there. How you doing? I`m Natasha Curry in for A.J. Hammer, and our special report on the life of Miley Cyrus, including new revelations from those closest to her, is coming up for you. But first, I want to begin with our countdown of today`s top five must-see, must-share stories of the day. And talk about must-see. At No. 5, baby weight? What baby weight? Check out Kim Kardashian`s backside selfie here. It just went crazy viral, basically sticking it to all those haters that she got her sexy back, so kiss it. Jenny Hutt, host of "Just Jenny" on Sirius XM Radio, is with us tonight.</s>JENNY HUTT, HOST, SIRIUS XM RADIO`S "JUST JENNY": Yes.</s>CURRY: Jenny, you`re a mom, too. What do you think? Cover up that, you know, side boobage or work it, Mama? What do you think?</s>HUTT: First of all, I think good for her that she`s working it.</s>CURRY: Right.</s>HUTT: I mean, if that was my tushie, I`d probably want it displayed like that for the rest of the universe. However, because I`m a mom, and I`ve had this conversation with my husband, I won`t post naked pictures or almost naked pictures, because -- I mean, that`s the only reason why. Because I don`t want to upset my children.</s>CURRY: Oh, yes.</s>HUTT: And by the way, or anyone else who would see them, because this -- uncovered.</s>CURRY: I almost want to frame it and put it on my refrigerator to make me behave, because I mean, she really dropped that baby weight.</s>HUTT: To make you behave? Natasha, you`re like the most gorgeous thing ever. Are you kidding me?</s>CURRY: Girl, I couldn`t even put my fat cankle after having a baby into part of that suit. She did well. And she captioned this picture #NoFilter. But after her honey Kanye saw this comment, he tweeted, "Heading home now." So can we get Frangela from VH-1`s "Best Week Ever" joins us from Hollywood. Fran, I`m wondering: maybe baby No. 2 is going to be on the way soon. What do you think? She`s looking good.</s>FRANCES CALLIER, CO-HOST, "IDIOT OF THE WEEK": Yes, after that picture, yes.</s>ANGELA V. SHELTON, CO-HOST, "IDIOT OF THE WEEK": I don`t know where she`s carrying it. She may be pregnant now. Maybe her uterus is in a different place.</s>CURRY: Angela, what do you think of Kim`s selfie?</s>SHELTON: I think in her defense there may not be enough fabric on the planet, No. 1.</s>CURRY: Right. Right. Yes, No. 2, go for it.</s>SHELTON: No. 2, we feel like, you know what? This is how she and Kanye, this is how they communicate.</s>CALLIER: Absolutely. We`re just all lucky to be able to be part of this relationship.</s>SHELTON: They don`t know each over well enough to actually give each other, you know, their cell-phone numbers, clearly, so they have to do the Instagram and the Twitter. And when they feel like they know each other better, maybe then it will be every part of their relationship.</s>CALLIER: It`s foreplay.</s>CURRY: That`s hilarious. This picture is making everybody wonder. Maybe Kim, she`s gearing up to pose for "Playboy" again. Because you know, on the latest episode of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians," which you know, was shot while she was pregnant, Kim said that she wanted to do another "Playboy" spread. Watch.</s>KIM KARDASHIAN, REALITY TV STAR: As soon as I pop this thing out, as soon as I get in shape, the first thing I want to do is, like, "Playboy" or some nude shoot. I just want to, like, walk down the street fully naked. You have no idea.</s>UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: You are so adventurous.</s>KARDASHIAN: I`m going to be, like, a sexy hot mom.</s>UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: You`re getting your sexy back?</s>KARDASHIAN: Yes.</s>UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Yes, man.</s>CURRY: And they say after having a baby, you lose all modesty. But maybe she lost it a long time ago, if you know what I mean? Jenny, she posed for "Playboy" back in 2007. Is it time for a repeat or should she put some clothes on? What do you think, quickly?</s>HUTT: I say go for it.</s>CURRY: Yes. Yes?</s>HUTT: Yes. Of course. I mean, surprise, she wants to be naked. Hello.</s>CURRY: Yes. All right. Well, we`ll see what she does, and we`ll tell you. You know that. Moving on now to No. 4 on our countdown: a comedy controversy that nobody`s laughing about today. "Saturday Night Live" has been getting slammed after announcing its brand- new cast. So the issue here? Well, for the sixth year in a row, the show has no black comedians who are women. And now "SNL`s" Keenan Thompson is getting scorched on Twitter after just telling "TV Guide" that`s because there`s a shortage of good black female comedians? Here`s what he said: "It`s just a tough part of the business. Like in auditions, they just never find ones that are ready." Francis, Angela. I`m betting you think he`s got that all wrong for sure. What do you think?</s>CALLIER: Absolutely. You know, he`s shutting the door on all African- American comedians. How can you do that?</s>FULTON: Also, though, it is the funniest thing he`s ever said.</s>CURRY: Well, comedian Sherry Shepard, she co-hosts "The View," and she`s really ticked off about this, pointing out this has always been a problem on "SNL." Watch here what she said.</s>SHERRY SHEPARD, CO-HOST, ABC`S "THE VIEW": That really insults me, because I feel like after -- in 39 years you`ve had four black very funny female comedians who are regular cast members.</s>BARBARA WALTER, CO-HOST, ABC`S "THE VIEW": Do you think they`re against black women or women?</s>SHEPARD: They`re not doing the work to find funny women of color. There are so -- you`re not doing the work if you tell me that there`s no funny black women or women of color.</s>CURRY: All right. So Angela, does Sherry have that right?</s>FULTON: There`s a lot of things at work here. No. 1, I wish that we as a community, whether that be women or black people, if we could support each other. That would be great for a change.</s>CALLIER: Yes.</s>FULTON: But on top of that, the reality is that the feeding grounds that "SNL" uses primarily for their comedians are improv-based theaters, and they aren`t integrated very well. You know, it`s just not a community that has a lot of minorities in it. But there are tons of funny black women out here. Right here.</s>CALLIER: Right here.</s>CURRY: Exactly. You guys would be great. Ready to go.</s>FULTON: That`s what I`m trying to say.</s>CURRY: Yes. We tried to be very -- we reached out to "SNL" today, but they didn`t get back to us by our deadline. But I want to...</s>FULTON: I`m shocked.</s>CALLIER: Shocking.</s>FULTON: Right after Keenan`s comments went viral, "SNL" announced "Scandal`s" Kerry Washington is going to host the show November 2. So Fran, coincidence or do you smell a rat?</s>CALLIER: Oh, my goodness. I can smell this all the way here in Los Angeles.</s>FULTON: We need a black person. Get us a black person.</s>CALLIER: There`s one in the walls.</s>FULTON: Come out! Throw out some kind of bait.</s>CURRY: Well, "SNL`s" Jay Pharoah has this suggestion. He said, "Why don`t you hire Darmirra Brunson," who stars on Tyler Perry`s TV show, "Love Thy Neighbor." And you know that Sherry Shepard said the very same thing. I want you here to check out Darmirra`s sketch on her YouTube channel. This is channeling Beyonce from her documentary, "Life is But a Dream."</s>DARMIRRA BRUNSON, COMEDIAN: Sometimes I ask myself why was I given this life. Why did God give me all these gifts? This amazing family. This big-ass house. And then I remember, it`s because I`m light-skinned.</s>CURRY: Aww. Angela. She`s hysterical.</s>FULTON: It`s ridiculous to say there aren`t funny black women out here. I find it reprehensible that Keenan would do that.</s>CALLIER: Yes.</s>FULTON: It really is insulting. And I`m kind of sick of being insulted by male comedians. You know?</s>CURRY: You could have a comedian-off. What do you think? Should Lorne Michaels -- I don`t know -- should give you guys a call? Because you guys, like you said, you`re ready to go. You`re making me laugh.</s>FULTON: We`re kind of busy. We left a meeting for another show where we were being paid to be funny.</s>CALLIER: Yes.</s>FULTON: He can call our people. We might be able to schedule something.</s>CURRY: I love it. Ladies, thanks. Coming in at No. 3 on the countdown, let`s move on to this. What on earth is Miley Cyrus doing hiding inside a suitcase belonging to LMFAO`s D.J. Redfoo? Watch this.</s>UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Anything in your pockets? Anything else?</s>D.J. REDFOO, LMFAO: Yes.</s>CURRY: This reminded me of the boy dance party a little bit there. Anyway, somehow she managed to lose her clothes yet again. That was a promo for MTV`s EMA Awards in Amsterdam on November 10. Miley`s going to perform. What`s she going to do? Is she going to twerk at the EMA`s like she did at the VMA`s? Who knows? Frances, I know you played Miley`s bodyguard on "Hannah Montana." What do you think? Should we be bracing ourself for that foam finger next time around here?</s>CALLIER: I hope she`s got two foam fingers next time.</s>FULTON: That`s right. Amp it up. Amp it up. Don`t go the other direction, Miley. Roxy has got your back.</s>CALLIER: Yes. Roxy`s still got your back.</s>CURRY: And you know, Angela, to the point, don`t you think if Miley`s really looking to shock people, she can do something just obscenely wild and just wear some clothes and sing a cappella.</s>FULTON: That might cause a rip in the space time continuum. That would be crazy.</s>CALLIER: Yes.</s>FULTON: OK, let`s not get crazy. I would like to point out she didn`t have over three ounces of liquids with her, and that was good. In that suitcase. She`s following guidelines.</s>CURRY: It was really cute. I mean, she did ham it up a little bit, though, in that suitcase. I was kind of impressed by that.</s>CALLIER: Yes.</s>CURRY: And Jenny, keep in mind: the EMAs are in Amsterdam. I`m just saying.</s>CALLIER: How else is she going to get there?</s>HUTT: Maybe salvia. Maybe she`s going to Amsterdam for the salvia. Right. It`s legal. So is hash.</s>CALLIER: Go for it.</s>FULTON: Show it all. Show all your good-and-plenties. Go. Be free. Be free.</s>CALLIER: Break free from Hannah Montana.</s>CURRY: Look at that little smile on her face. Who knows what she`s got up her sleeve?</s>CALLIER: I love her.</s>CURRY: If she had a sleeve. If she had a sleeve. Well, I want you to know: at the bottom of the hour tonight, right here on SBT, we have an eye-opening special report on the life of Miley and the story you have never heard about her, probably, before she was Hannah Montana. Frances, so having done the show with her, were you ticked off when she recently said that Hannah Montana was basically dead to her?</s>CALLIER: You know what? I think that when she looks back in ten years, she`s going to take that back. Because on the show she was so grateful and great, and she was a great kid. And she just wants, I`m sure, just like a Britney Spears, like a lot of what Madonna...</s>FULTON: Like us.</s>CALLIER: Yes.</s>FULTON: She wants to grow up.</s>CALLIER: She wants to grow up.</s>FULTON: Let us grow up, America.</s>CURRY: Jenny, Frangela, ladies, thank you so much. Had a lot of fun with you. And don`t forget: You can listen to Jenny on "Just Jenny" on Sirius XM Radio. And check out Frangela`s podcast on iTunes. It`s called "Idiot of the Week." And tonight`s countdown is just starting to sizzle. We`re just getting warmed up, because it`s not just because, you know, Charlie Hunnam is making headlines. Tonight, the brand-new clues about why he really left "50 Shades of Grey." Was it all over a shockingly low salary? But are former "OC" star Mischa Barton`s jaw-dropping breakdown revelations even more startling?</s>UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Wake up. Wake up.</s>CURRY: How Mischa`s fairytale story of fame turned into a nightmare. So you`re wondering which stunning story will be No. 1 on this big countdown? We`re excited. This is SBT on HLN.