“You'd think people had better things to gossip about," said Ginny as she sat on the common room floor, leaning against Harryâ€™s legs and reading the Daily Prophet. "Three Dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if itâ€™s true youâ€™ve got a Hippogriff tattooed across your chest."Ron and Hermione both roared with laughter. Harry ignored them.What did you tell her?"I told her it's a Hungarian Horntail," said Ginny, turning a page of the newspaper idly. "Much more macho."Thanks," said Harry, grinning. "And what did you tell her Ronâ€™s got?"A Pygmy Puff, but I didnâ€™t say where.”
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