I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY VERY BRAVE AUNT SHE LIVES IN ONTARIO AND ONE DAY SHE WENT OUT TO THE BARN AND SAW A DOG IN THE YARD THE DOG HAD NO BUSINESS THERE SO SHE GOT A STICK AND WHACKED HIM HARD AND DROVE HIM INTO THE BARN AND SHUT HIM UP PRETTY SOON A MAN CAME LOOKING FOR AN INAGINARY LION