Well, having dusted himself off from scoring a hat-trick on Thursday night, the Manchester United striker is now dishing out life lessons to the club's fans.
The giant Swede has taken over United's Instagram account, so here he is with a some advice for all the wannabe Zlatans out there.
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Ever wondered what it's like to spend 24 hours in the world of Zlatan Ibrahimovic?