BY JENNIE MCNULTY

Lesbian.com

You know Weinstien and Spacey, and Louis and Tambor,

Lauer and Charlie, and Franken and Roy Moore

But do you recall,

The most harmful predator of all?

Donald the groping gasbag

Had some really tiny hands,

For those that had to feel them,

Jail should be the place he'd land.

All of the media perverts

Had to quit and lost careers;

Meanwhile, the sleaze ball Donald

Screws us like a racketeer.

Then one foggy Christmas eve,

Mueller came to say:

"Donald all your lies and fraud

Make your case severely flawed."

Then all his buddies made deals,

They began to cop a plea,

Donald the gas bag groper

Enjoy the penitentiary.

Jennie McNulty was named one of Curve magazine's Top 10 lesbian comedians.