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rawdownloadcloneembedreportprint text 2.79 KB Soleil: Hey, Mom! There was this insanely cute girl at one of the stands! Charlotte: Mmm...okay, so what? Soleil: I can't bear the thought of letting her get away. Please, teach me how to make her mine! Charlotte: ...What? Soleil: You know lots of ways to make people fall for you, right!? I see you practicing in front of the mirror all the time! Charlotte: Ugh! Y-you saw that!? This is seriously embarrassing! ...I mean, my methods for trapping men are worthless if you're trying to get a girl, anyway. Soleil: I'll find a way! As long as I can learn your technique, I'm sure I can make it work! Charlotte: ...Good grief. Whatever. This festival is all for you kids, so I'll give you a hand. Soleil: So cool!! You're always so reliable, Mom! Charlotte: Let's get this over with. Say your target is right there. All you have to do...is this: "Wooow~, your hair is so lovely~! I had thought it was silk blowing in the wind~" ...... Soleil: Wh-what's the matter? Charlotte: ...It's all wrong. I'm not sure what, but there's something ruining it! Maybe it's not the same as trapping men...but we've come too far to stop. I'll show you my hidden power as a mother! Ahem... "The truth is, I made this lunch today just for you~! Teehee!" ...... Soleil: N-now what is it? Charlotte: It's wrong again! We can't be popular with women like this! What could be missing...!? The only difference is their sex...could it be that I just don't have a technique for this situation...!? Soleil: M-Mom! It's okay, thank you for trying! I'm sorry for making you try so hard...I'll just forget about the girl at the stand. How about I just concentrate on winning your heart today? Charlotte: ...Huh? Soleil: Thank you so much, Mom. Seeing you trying so hard just for me was terrifically sweet. Both your bearing and your looks are beyond lovely. And the way your beautiful hair sways as you speak...having that same golden hair is my greatest pride. Charlotte: Oh? S-Soleil... Soleil: It's okay. Your efforts here were not in vain. Because today, all thanks to you, my heart is racing like never before. Mom. You're the most captivating woman at this festival... Charlotte: ... Soleil: M-Mom? Charlotte: Wh-what a defeat...my heart's all aflutter...I see...I'll have to study this. Even though you're my daughter, you're a fierce enemy. ...Maybe once in a while, I could try talking to girls, too...? Soleil: Really!? Then after this festival's over... Charlotte: We'll meet "there". We'll have Laslow come, too, and the three of us will flirt with women -- as a family. Let's compete to see who's the most popular with them. Soleil: Wow, that sounds so fun! Let's do it, let's do it!! Charlotte: But I think we both know who the obvious victor will be. Soleil: Y-yeah...maybe you're right...

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Soleil: Hey, Mom! There was this insanely cute girl at one of the stands! Charlotte: Mmm...okay, so what? Soleil: I can't bear the thought of letting her get away. Please, teach me how to make her mine! Charlotte: ...What? Soleil: You know lots of ways to make people fall for you, right!? I see you practicing in front of the mirror all the time! Charlotte: Ugh! Y-you saw that!? This is seriously embarrassing! ...I mean, my methods for trapping men are worthless if you're trying to get a girl, anyway. Soleil: I'll find a way! As long as I can learn your technique, I'm sure I can make it work! Charlotte: ...Good grief. Whatever. This festival is all for you kids, so I'll give you a hand. Soleil: So cool!! You're always so reliable, Mom! Charlotte: Let's get this over with. Say your target is right there. All you have to do...is this: "Wooow~, your hair is so lovely~! I had thought it was silk blowing in the wind~" ...... Soleil: Wh