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1 25,075 VOTES The Fifi

A "Fifi" is a male sex toy. But it's not a weird one.

It looks like this.

When you're talking about a male sex toy, it usually means something that you can make, and then bang as if it were an orifice because c'mon, we're men and that's what we do. We find holes and just plow 'em til we're dead. Until we are cold and dead.

This is the easiest, simplest and seemingly the most clean-up efficient toy ever concocted.

Here's a helpful, simple (and absolutely hilarious) video of a straight-shooting guy explaining exactly what a "Fifi" is. Why is this video so funny? Well, just check it out. At the conclusion of the video this guy tells you to "strap" it to something... which makes absolutely no sense. If anyone can let us know how this can be done, please put it in the comments.

Here's another instructional video that takes a slightly different approach. The first one seems deeper and more practical, though, but this one is a little clearer and is, for some reason, done on a grill.

Or, you know, you could just buy one here for $25 that you don't even have to clean.

HOW TO MAKE A FIFI

Materials needed: Towel, rubber glove, lubricant

1. Fold a tower into a rectangle, longways.

2. Get a rubber glove and place it with the open side out.

3. Fold the towel around the glove so that it creates a tight hole.

4. Stretch the open part of the glove over the end part of the towel nearest the glove, creating a tight hole of rubber (see the end of the video).

5. Apply lubricant, go to town. For a big discount on lubes, check these out, they're cheap, they're good and you can carry them on a plane!)

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