photoshop more subreddit headers into concentration camps about it

e: in case anyone thinks im just making shit up: http://www.reddit.com/r/ainbow/comments/wi5q4/trans_rainbowers_does_this_really_offend_you/c5du9mq

http://i.imgur.com/XY4d7.png


I'm pretty sure those cats were possessed by Satan.


Britteny Spears sold billions of albums. That means she's a real artist too.


These days children are gaying left and right. Is Obama to blame? More on FoxNews at 10


SK are better than YOE, SK was just dumb in pick/ban they did it so stupidly.. if this was best of 3 im pretty sure sk would have won


I had to read this three times. Very good.


There are no Nazi planes.


Little soldier boy,

Come marching home.


This is why I cant recommend an internship. You found another full time job six months later, making the whole internship gig worthless. It's literally no different than slave labor when the only one who benefits is the company.


Yes its like the top voted comment in every single thread about her.


Where? I'm not seeing shotgun blast fragments anywhere.


We actually didn't know that ! That's amazing, we had no idea we would create such a thing when we turned the speaker to the window.


hahaha i bet he had his weiner out like david carridine


I can just imagine you looking at your stomach and saying "no food for you today bitch"


Whatever. I've already explained my point elsewhere. I'm not responding to the same thing twice because you're too lazy to read the rest of the thread.


No... we cuddled all night, talked about the future. When I woke up he was gone. I texted him and he wrote me back saying I was too needy and that I should probably check for fleas. Rough.


This was my last comment and I only got 4 karma, you owe me 23 Karma. Or at least split it 50/50 with me.


Fucking sweater guy. He could have at least sold the gag a bit. he just sits down like a chump.


Does CNN mention it was an inside job?  No!  WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!


Omg... This story is so sad & funny to me. I'm imagining a bunch of men silently eating cake out of their big burly man fists.

Sorry about the bad news, yo.


*applauds* - I am glad

**Edit**: Really? It's a fucking great joke he did and some asshat says "other comments are bad" and you all downvote everyone else?

**Edit 2**: Some other guy says it's funny and gets upvoted? Holy hell the hivemind is strong today.


Girlfriend here: If I have a lazy day and I want to feel accomplished, I give my boyfriend a blowie. Just makes me feel like I got something done.


I'm sorry...I have to do this... :(

/r/shittytumblrgifs

Edit: I get it. I'm stupid. I'll downvote myself.

Edit 2: Let it be known that I am not a troll.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! This is a lie! Don't listen to her! She is lying to you!


I'm up voting you for your user name, because really, aren't we all, just a bit?


nice reading comprehension.


Also, posters of weed. Ugh.


Did he talk about how much money he and his buddies profited by raping America and sending us back into the 18th century in both our economy and politics?

Did he talk about his alcoholism problem, in which he has to get drunk every night to silence the screams of the dead U.S. soliders he sent off to a phony war for oil profits and Israel's best interests?


Plus, they aren't the only ones to make one.

Looking at you Russia.

Edit: and Mao, don't forget Mao.

Edit 2: ok, everyone did it!


no its not. it would be impressive if it would be at the end of the month, when is everyone tryharding. Not in the middle of season when pro players are only trying fun or new decks, like Kolento.


Australians, ladies and gentleman, where throwing poisoning jellyfish at each other is a childhood pastime.


Lamest. Comment. Ever.  Seek validation elsewhere, cheapo.


The Cults would be an amazing mascot. Like just a dude in a hood or a bunch of people drinking kool-aid or something.


Entitled? As far as I'm aware, I just asked.


Fucking pricks is what all you councilmen are. I had a fucking prothean stand in front of you and tell you this shit, but NO, you couldn't find the fucking funding.


The *"scientific method"* is a *"theory"* in, and of, itself.

There's no universal law that says that this method always results in fact. So, the most enlightened amongst us realize that you can't use science to prove science (circular logic) and expect to be correct all of the time.


Good Lord... Stuff like this should be our go to answer when people question why we should bother to learn history


I believe 19 hijackers with no state sponsorship hijacked four airliners all in one hour and flew them directly over four different United States airforce bases and crashed them into the towers because freedom.


THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES... BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR... connection error.

*downloads torrent*

...FREEEEEDDOOOMMMMM.


WOW! Very original, never have seen this before on Reddit last week! How do you come up with it?


haha actually I was more of a shooter.


The happy moment turned sour when everyone remembered grandpa was a pediatrician


I hate you for not doing it.


But stick to your guns. Her behavior toward you is unacceptable. Do not backslide and allow it again, or apologize for telling her she was being shitty.


Jeeze, you mistakenly throw some innocents under a bus and all of a sudden you're the bad guy!


maybe you are dude. I'm open to the possibility, because i'm an open minded person.


Yeah, nobody would've faulted them if they'd played on with the advantage, but it's nice to see them instantly jump to his aid.


Let me ask you a question. Why would a man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?


she would look much better without so much make up on. I don't agree with labeling her as a prostitute. I'm a girl and even I'm not that mean and bitchy, fuck.


BEINGS OF EARTH LEND ME YOUR ENERGY...for emotional strength. I miss Katy so much.


I haven't been banned because it's not SPAM, and I write for other people doucheface.

But it's cool, enjoy your fantasies.


I once excitedly pointed to a woman in Wal-mart and said, "Look Mom, it's Oprah!"  Thankfully, the woman was flattered rather than offended.


Ohhhh...here's a special up vote...for a very special kid :)


It's fucking mind blowing the founder of this cult was a fiction writer, who said the best way to control people was to start your own religion. Mr cruise isn't dumb he's worked extremely hard to be in his position, yet he's in a cult which is so obvious a child could tell.


The bandwagoners weren't even watching when Josh was on the team.


Probably because that's *exactly* what it is.


I think he needs to go to special math.


Ugh... really? So now I need to meet a woman so I can meat women?


''That is what happens when he gets a car that suits him'', Ohh Kimi fanboys :)


and novelty account=free karma

 #bitter


Sorry that your F.O. fired Harbough. That sucks.


Reddit: destroying lives one person at a time.


justbecause. no for me its really hard to write in english anf if you spend 5 minutes on a comment sometimes you forget to make the spaces again after you changed the words severall times


Stop trying to make fetch happen


Yes, we know. We are merciful this way to consider evolution a valid position supportable by evidence.


I love the idea that a person would voluntarily eat a meal consisting of *multiple* hot pockets.


Egg on a burger is disgusting.


Yeah. All other rock bios I read the rockstars have done crazy shit because they were on drugs. Ozzy was crazy because he is Ozzy... And he was on drugs.


No, when it's unconstitutional, then it's an unconstitutional Socialist bill.

That's why we wrote the Constitution, faggot.

To protect US ... from YOU.

By the by, that's not our ONLY option. It's just the less lethal option we grant you. But it ain't the only option available.

Think on that.


Brother sounds like he'd be up for some naked wrestling.


That's how women work though regardless of the subject matter. Nothing you do wrong is ever forgotten when an argument happens.

Obviously I think the guy should get shot in Nam but I don't really like rapists. Call me crazy.


> Better make that 10 minutes count.

Better make that 10 minutes count chocula.

**FTFY**


I'm fed up with NBC's name being dragged through the mud.  It makes me look bad to family / friends / acquaintances when the prestige of my company decreases.  I don't mind that people think Conan is better than Leno or whatever.  That is completely cool.  I care about people bashing NBC when it is not doing anything wrong; in fact, if it were not doing this, it would be doing something wrong.


Spoken like a true owner of a brain.


Calling someone a troll because you don't agree with them?  What, are you 5?


Replace "Saved By The Bell" with "Soul Train" and that was my childhood


Teehee!  Enjoy your alimony, spermbank!


Well if it's only slightly illegal then it must be mostly legal!


That is a fact: "misandry" is a made-up word to describe a non-existant MRA hate fantasy. The worst part is, YOU ALL KNOW IT.


Nothing gets the ladies horny quite like soil samples do.


the rape culture concept is bullshit. gtfo of here with that trash.  whore.


As a mentally ill Christian atheist, this sounds like a perfect date.


No they wont, they'll look like body builders, power lifters are 300+lbs a 3 month cut will maybe drop them to 270, that is not athletic, upper limit of athletic is around 210lbs


Correct!

Next category!


It doesn't really take much inspiration to take screenshots with print screen does it? I don't really get it. Kubrick was a master with the camera, but you didn't use a camera.


Or that he never left the Dursley's house, he just stayed under the stairs. Yeah, I like those.


>  it's just so odd that there's no privacy anywhere.

you are in PUBLIC.  There's no privacy there.   I do agree following is wrong.


I DO give a damn about my bad reputation.


SOMEONE TOOK A PICTURE AT HOME AND SENT IT TO A RANDOM NUMBER I AM SO SCARED WHAT IF THOSE TEENAGERS MESSING AROUND COME TO KILL ME. Really, op? Really?


either that was the greatest thing ever, or you ruined my childhood.


He made a joke, get over it already.


What about JPEGs?

Edit: Oh my, this is my my most upvoted comment ever, I bet this is how the cool kids feel.


Why does Colin Farrell get movie rolls? He's a little boy pretending to be cool, even Stewie has figured that out :)


TIL I wash my face with fake semen.


You mean like the fact that the probability of a serious side effect from a vaccine is much higher than the probability of catching the disease itself?


Exactly. But one has to wonder if the price will go down because all of these... sources... will come out of the woodwork.


i guess you're not gay so that's a plus. Or are you and that fugly chick is a lesbian?


This show was very underrated, IMO.


Fuck that, people should keep their money in their wallets.  Begging should be discouraged wherever it occurs, on the street and online.


You mean like [this?](http://i.imgur.com/136CZ.jpg)


>  after getting caught

They were not caught. They were still on their own vessel. Why take the pill when you can actually put up a fight? If you are going down, might as well take some of the enemy down. This is shady as fuck.

Edit: http://indianexpress.com/article/india/india-others/little-evidence-of-terror-link-may-have-been-petty-smugglers/


HAHAH NO I'M GOOD THANKS LOLLIPOPS AND UNICORN DREAMS!


happiness??

how about misery!!!!! the purpose of life is misery!!! buaahahahahaha


This actually happened to a friend of mine. Held up at gunpoint, guy tried to steal his car. Couldn't. Ended up running off.


I hate my gender. Why are some men like this? Why are they so twisted?


they don't respect the society. Most people in a free democratic society actually respect that society. These people are insane and come here and shit on everybody and society. fuck that enough is enough.


Hindsight is always 20/20. I do regret my choice of broadly selecting the entire education system, when in reality my troubles lied mainly with the way math was taught.


Why was dinner weird? Was it still in?


She sold her pussy very cheap (hook up). So why should he pay a big price for a used and discounted product?


that reminds me of that one time where the smug atheist liberal college professor got stood up in class by a former marine christian who posed amazing questions that made everyone see the light and laugh at the stupid professor.


Downvoters like to jack off to stories about other blokes enjoying facesitting, nice to know.


Good ol' Dennis? Pfffft. He was just demonstrating his value. Wait until the latter parts of his plan unfold. You won't be so quick to call him good.


Because if she had eye transplants they wouldn't look like they were made of plastic.  also it's not the eyes, it's the crappy shadowing job


OR: "You know, this isn't the only shot your mom took that night."


The Rags pose no significant problem.


according to the forum linked above, they're all supposed to taste the same, like vanilla.


Animations is a part of a model, and wings now the one with the body, not separated. If modmaker says remodel, it means remodel.


I originally read your comment as John McCain. I was like "wtf he did tha?..oh MCCLANE".


They all are. He went from oscar-winner to an immediate shameless caricature of himself. It's become a joke at this point, and the more and more I see them, the more I think the joke is going right over his head.


Every time I've seen this GIF, it's been followed by this comment.


I understand I sound completely insensitive, but I, 1, never asked her to do, 2, never tried to do it to her again, 3, was very young an inexperienced & had no idea that was going to be a "shitty outcome". I was such a good boyfriend that I didn't ask her to finish me off after we cleaned up the bed.


I really was able to read it in their voices.


I stopped reading after "Reddit is a website by the people for the people". That just tells me the level of stupidity I'm dealing with. Reddit is a business. A corporation. Calm down pedophile.


We can call it "Halloween and School Supplies". Now let us stroke each other's imaginary beard while we wait for investors.


How does it feel to be gay?


Look at Mr. Spoil Sport I-don't-want-to-rape-clones over here...


**Woofs** in agreement.


He plays Moriarty in BBC's *Sherlock*.


Because when he eventually gets busted for trolling, he can just go back to his original account.

Trust me, if I were dying, I would NOT be consulting a random internet forum for anything of this magnitude - and either would most normal people.


Shit changes when you finally see most of his head still intact and not as necrotic as you would think. Pretty awful. Hope he died before the piranhas got to him.


You must be very popular in life.


That's when punctuation brutally sideswiped him, sending both cars veering over the freeway median and into a milk truck. He's never been totally comfortable using punctuation since then. And sometimes, late at night, he can hear the soft whisper of lactose coming from the fridge.


You are naive. This guy doesn't believe in god, he found a group that accepts his pedophile tendencies. Like when murderers try to get insanity deals, they just want an excuse.


Similarly, I have no problem with rude, depressed, or angry fast food/retail workers. You get paid terribly, and deal with angry customers all day. I don't expect you to be happy or polite. If I wanted excellent service, I wouldn't be in McDonalds. Just put enough food on that tray to make my heart hurt.


Question is, whose fault was it that they ended up at the wrong station? Did the taxi driver purposely brought them there or did they tell the driver to bring them there?

Just wondering.

EDIT:

-55 karma for asking a question? Reddit is so fucked up. The stupidest things have the highest upvotes and the serious things get downvoted to oblivion.

Maybe I should have mentioned cats.


She's out debated when she intros herself from the prompter. By the time she gets into an argument, you could replace 2Chainz with a cutout, she would still lose the argument.


It's been explained elsewhere and the fact that I'm still around would suggest that the self-proclaimed Lords of SPAM are wrong.

As far as being a douchebag, well, take a look at how everyone's acting here and compare it with anything I've ever done...

Yep.


I have a similar problem with asdf. I'm addicted to asdf.

http://imgur.com/a/5vXcb

The last one's there because I had a file named asdfasdfasdf.txt & opened it to see what it was and it just said "asdf."

~~*help me*~~


Shut up, Meg.

**Edit**: Shut up, downvoters.


For what it's worth, this means they're eating the commission Steam takes from the developer. That's a painful thing for a developer to do.


No one cares, shut the fuck up.


But the kid mispelled beer, which is a critical character flaw.


Sooooo you are saying girls/women don't like for play or building sexual tension?


GOB: "I don't know Michael, I run a pretty tight ship"

Michael "...with a pool table"

GOB: "Its a gaming ship."


Like I said before, there's a few situations where that is acceptable.


I can't decide if I'm pleased by the eco-friendly cemetery or terrified by the thought of entering the scariest forest ever.


that sounds pretty fucking gay bro.


Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they're girls who do girls like they're boys; always should be someone you really love


Golly Gee! And when people treat your serious bartend in ny job without respect does that hurt your feelings?


You're a real bro unlike some jackasses i know


His generic choice of football teams? Liking the yankees of football is hardly a surprise.


It was a problem for me. I just wanted to watch Top Gun.


I think you'll change your mind the day you get sued for saying ,,have a nice day", sarcastically.

That said, manslaughter doesn't sound unreasonable.


This is the most important of details.


Yeah but aren't you a grown woman? I don't see this as creepy really, just not very suave.


Why do people still refer to it as a she, it's obviously still a male.


I think it takes guts to post this, even if it's on a throwaway.


Please go back to r/420, this has nothing to do with potheads. Stop trying to push your agenda everywhere. Also, bold claims like that warrant citation


Pshh, noob. I'm easily at 4 out of 4.


She is gorgeous

[Cutie in Blue Designer Bikini](http://wowurl.com/11bkz)


The little Spongebobs are a dead give away.


I was blind for a second. Smart-aleck reply unnecessary.


Disney girls.

Disney girls can only befriend other Disney girls because the rest of society is too realistic.

I assume your HR has one? This is how your workplace got flooded with them.


So,  I take it that you think James Earl Ray was a great sniper who everybody should hold up as a hero.

Today is the day we celebrate the holiday of Martin Luther King, Jr. birthday in the United States.    King was murdered by the sniper and coward James Earl Ray.


http://i.imgur.com/rXzauWG.png

edit:changed from shitty tumblr gif to pic


be ready to defend your life.

how bitter is that?


As a former best buy employee, I can confirm that both these statements are correct.


Thanks for the down vote gasface. Based upon the majority of your postings being made in the "Magic The Gathering" subredit, I respect your opinion more than others.


For better results, send him a naked picture of you with a boner, holding a picture of him in one hand, and a knife in the other, smiling.

just so it's extra WTF


I used to think that it's rated M for Mature for a reason, but then I took an arrow to the knee!


I can't tell you how happy it makes me to hear that people from other countries actually *like* us. :'D


I thought this shit was funny +1


Alternatively, you could exclaim what a perfect vagina it was and wish it was yours.


If you do in /r/circlejerk right now I could practically guarantee it!


For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn.


I understand. Most people are probably quiet observers. But it's essentially the same thing as cyber bullying. Even though I did this out of boredom, I could imagine how the hostile followers of /r/subredditdrama could really hurt a person. It's not cool.


that doesn't sound like a good buddy.


He didn't let someone else be the first to comment. So I got a little pissed.


No Asshole. That is *not* all.


You'd do a lot worse.


They all laughed at me when I told them I had a couple porn movies on my computer.  Here's to being prepared.


*Really*..?? A fight over a fucking *video game*???

What have you been smoking? It's a fucking game!! You should be doing something more constructive in the first place!

You redditors sometimes... just.. *facepalm*.


The craigslist ad did it for me. His situation was worse than he's making it out to be. It was over no matter what.


Stop beating around the bush and show us your tits/vag already.


"What, krokodil side effects? The animal? Imma google this... EWWW WHAT THE FUCK. WHY?!?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? WHO DOES THIS?!?"

That was basically what happened during the span of 15 seconds.


If I tell you to jump of a building is it my fault?


Clearly female. You think any guy is going to be able to convince several of his bosses to search for his shit while he sits on the floor crying?


Va fan jag håller ju med dig! Slut kalla mig för idiot! Jag är fan bäst! Och det är du med! Var inte så hård mot dig själv!


NSFW [Mandatory](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtuddAR391r4ncglo1_500.jpg)


I'll go with butts for 200, Alex

Edit: You certainly did this unconsciously but you chose a white model to represent "high class" and young black women on the street to represent "low class". That's revealing


But he's correct...

You're only african-american if you were born in africa and move to america.


Considering I wrote it myself and don't go on facebook, and found the picture on a different site? Nice try.
Edit;; Adoring the downvotes I got for this <3 Apparently you guys are so corrupted you can't realize the truth. (:


To be human is to ragequit.


This is like my 7th one, actually.


"Oh no! My eardrums have turned to a fine paste!" cried the child.


your friend's a whore


Or "Reddit has really gone down hill lately."


logged in to upboat this


YOU GET AN UPVOTE, YOU GET AN UPVOTE, YOU GET AN UPVOTE!


Unless he gets placed on a shitty team with few transferrable skills, like Microsoft Project, Shared Services


Yeah, why can't it be Rumbles cleavers or something dumb like that?


You should quit your job in protest because women are underrepresented in your field.


> Make a tight fist with your left hand.

> Don't be afraid to cup his balls gently and give a little bit of even pressure

Don't mix those two up!


Unless you're a pro, apple says fuck you to pro tools now


Holy shit. A guy who has been meme'd by the internet just meme'd himself. And now the stars align...


wrong, Ocarina of time. though your opinion differs from mine.


Anything you see on the internet *is on your computer*.


Dammit.  My calculator has been fucking with me lately. Or... my fingers or mouse.


she must have been a real Babe


For 2 years my dear, I made this account for the purpose of the username. ;)


I almost carved a girl's name into my leg once. Three keys to this:
- I was high.
- We were in love.
- I fucking *didn't.*


[You are suffering butthurt and have been reported to your local better knowing feminists. Hope you learn your lesson!](http://www.reddit.com/r/ShitRedditSays)


" I couldn't walk right for weeks"

-Rachel


No pretentiousness intended. It just amuses me how the meaning of words change, so I laugh. Didn't know I was had to be a pessimist and look down upon everyone else if I wanted to browse /r/gaming. Sorry if musical genres are a soft spot for you, I guess.


Their building one in my city. I thought, "Who the fuck is going to go to that place?" Then I realized it's right between a Super Walmart and an infamous Trailer Trash Ghetto area called Bawcolmville.

Those Golden Corral folks know where to build.

Edit: I see the goddam typo, for fuck's sake.


Statistically, your kid is more likely to become a criminal, be depressed all his/her life, be abused, etc. Pretty much think of anything horrible, and your kid is much more likely to experience it.

How does it feel to ruin someone's life?


I heard that in Fat Bastard's voice


Canada is not a real country though. It's like the poor man's redneck snow version of the US.


Haha, I like this idea.  OP, don't admit it at first and make things awkward for her.


i dont think that we should be making jokes when this guy is clearly unprofessional if he doesn't have a problem with not paying attention to his job that HE GETS PAID TO DO

if i were csbaron i would delete this ama before i embarrassed myself further

**UPVOTE IF YOU THINK OP SHOULD DELETE THIS AMA**


Seriously, I'd bet 80% of the people in this thread are guys.


All i can wonder is where was her man when this happened.


What part of Africa are you from? The capital?


Holy buckets, not enough upvotes for this gem.


That's dedicated trolling.


U can do this with mcedit......


It's because China refuse to let UN recognize Taiwan as a country. Same thing for Olympics, it's listed as republic of China


This reminds me of that one dude who spent a good thirty minutes trying to describe in great detail this female character he played in some D&D campaign that was naked but not really naked and how it gave her all these bonuses to initiati-blah-blar-blarghety-blarg.


I met once an Australian girl who went on a trip to Russia. She'd heard from someone once that smiling at someone else can really make someone's day. She noticed everyone in Russia always seemed really gloomy. So on a street corner she just decided to take a break, lean against the wall and smile at people.

She was stopped on the street by police who wondered what she was doing.


Fuck this guy! All he did was put some nails on a board and place some shitty toys on it.


Sarcastic motherfuckers.


Ok but only this time since the leafs just lost their 10th straight.


I would have gone with:

'... Meanwhile recruit Shmuckatelli over here ate his.'


You reek of stupid bigot that cannot stomach that I can distrust cops and also condemn someone for doing something stupid like fleeing from the police for a minor infraction.

Too many people in this subreddit hate cops so much they throw their brains out the window. Many of you are no better than the bigot cops you condemn.


LOL ya we will have to leave potentially crying baby and mass murderer in full horror movie psycho outfit as the same level of bad.
EDIT: REALLY PEOPLE  ITS OBVIOUSLY SARCASTIC.


>By the time one sees this sticker, one hasn't much need for the map.

The average IQ here is dropping by the day...

It's a fucking ad for Google Maps, retard.


Hate it when people think they're amazing because they've had a child. Cats have 6 at once people.


IIRC Kanye West repeatedly asked a guy in a wheelchair to stand up, and mocked him for not standing up, before realizing the guy was cripple.


You can find the disassembled version in the supermarket.


So? Obama passed no bills and missed 25% of the votes while in Congress and he was still qualified enough by you guys to be President...


I really want a happy ending for Mike in this whole thing, but it seems unlikely.

Edit: Well shit. Walt's a fuckhead.


That doesn't make someone not a douche

EDIT: "Someone" meaning people in general. I'm not talking about your precious Kanye


I love sci-fi! I'd jump at the chance...


Why would he have been fired for that? You cant touch assholes because of their age? What the fuck is wrong with your legal system? Gone all retarded?


Holy shit guys why the upvotes?!? This comment has seriously misinformed advice. Birth certificates can easily be forged and your best option to avoid sexual allegations is always to remove your own genitals at birth.


Another present *liver-cancer*. Fuck alcohol. And fuck the people who constantly act like its "cool" to not remember shit. Thats the *worst* kind of double standards in society today.

People need to **grow the fuck up** and **stop** this fucking semi-alcoholism. Get a *life* people, alcohol is *not* where its at! Stop being so inconsiderate, *then* you are allowed to talk!


I have a friend who, when he was a young child, did the same thing, except it was a McDonalds, and it was a whole family, and he said "Look Mom, it's the Cosby's!"


Don't tell me what to do.  Downvotes for everybody now, out of spite!


>grg46

#

>Greg

I'm onto you...


Just because it's fake doesn't mean it isn't funny.


I love the idea of sharing the road with people like her.


~~what about WWII?~~

I guess that's not an open discussion.


oh god don't scare us like that!


Have you read his latest stuff?


Or when it cracks when you unbend it from the towel rail.


In the context of what he has available to him compared to a typical person, he donated the equivalent of 9 quarters.

In other words, pocket change.


"What was your favorite part of living? I'll start"


Happens every time PETA raids my house.


HA HA!

Water you saying?


You can't say the word museum without this comment popping up.


I was half way through typing something along the lines of "books in PE? lolwut?" when it clicked what you meant by "exercise book"


bullshit on the 0 lag part, i didn't have audio for the first 3 matches. other than that great show


It probably works for Japan because A) crazy high prices for land in Japan... and B) Notoriously high prices for food in Japan.

Still, now that the concept has been proven, it's only a matter of time before this type of farming spreads to similar markets. I can see this working in places like Singapore and some of the OPEC countries.


I understand that gay guys are often willing to be the "giver" IF they're in the process of "converting" another man to homosexuality. That's just what I read in another thread.

Also, being the "giver" is basically the only way a gay person could recruit an unwilling convert.


>In collaboration with Internet Explorer

What more is there to be said?


>the smoking still got him in the end.

Good.


Yes, all news stations have biases. However, people are constantly seeking the least biased news outlet, and when that question comes up on reddit, people inevitably say al jazeera (and then someone yells at them). That's why I thought this article was relevant.


Laugh it up. You know I'm right.


It's not a good shit until you've taken your shirt off


Why are rap fans so defensive about the genre? Is it because secretly deep down they know it's low brow and uneducated?

EDIT: hit a nerve huh? Yeah keep smoking those blunts and acting like niggas while China and India leap past us. Cunts.


Don't worry, she put your entire head through her vagina.


more often they are kept around for self esteem boosts, that is the core of the friendzone dynamic.


That's why I'm trying to keep my identity hidden.  Highly doubt this could be traced back to me.


> AFAIK if you do something to offend your country, your entire family will be sent to a labor camp...

So it's like America. Bradley Manning anyone? Gitmo anyone?


'You cannot throw out a quest item.'


totally should have dropped baby enderdragons


Ebay... Should have been more careful.


How about you go fuck yourself?  Another guy linked to two other copies of the same story reported from two different websites claiming to be real.  They're all fake.


Don't cuss in front of him.


0 points for legit answer. Haters ahoyyyy


Children or Morning-After-Pills?


Shut the fuck up faggot . She is ugly plain and simple.


http://i.imgur.com/Fah4N.png

http://i.imgur.com/itwbQ.png

EDIT: Just to clarify for all you newcomers out there. These were drawn by [licenseplate](http://reddit.com/user/licenseplate) who was the official unofficial reddit artist for a while, responsible for the reddit Coat of Arms and several other pictures.


I would probably avoid a guy with a blown up paper face. Weirdoooo!


You win the saddest reply contest


But no true fan thinks this movie looks good, the animation is fucking wrong, fucking wrong


The current exchange rate from arcade tickets to Zimbabwean dollars is about 3:2


You must be new to this world. There's a magical program called Photoshop where you can combine multiple images to make it look like something completely different.

I expect downvotes. Bring it on.


OP's silence is an obvious admission of guilt!


dont let people tell you differently. the title is fine.

theyre just idiots who either dont know that "return" means the supports in question would have to have been there before, or that if "giants", the team, were meant, there would have to be commas before and after "giants" (like i did with "the team"), cause it would be an [apposition](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apposition).


"We need this for the spell to work"


ya but you gotta agree she's pretty nasty

a paper bag might do the trick


Stander here. I also often get naked before going to the bathroom.


Your dad could be charged with reckless endangerment and the nurse cited with negligence.

If you father did not have power of attorney and your uncle is still cognitive, the nurse should have confirmed with him and not taken your father's word for it.

[Informed Consent](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Informed_consent) applies to much more than just major acts of treatment.


God damn Loch Ness monster!


I've never been a huge Chapelle show fan, but I was told his stand up was great.

I listened to twenty minutes, and realized he basically word for word ripped off a Maddox post (the one about Elizabeth Smart).  Now I just think he's a hack.


It sounds so much more dramatic to say "SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING." than "SHUT. DOWN. THAT ONE PORT WE HAVE."


Faggot level: OP.

Jesus can reddit never make a new comment? Does it have to be a sligtly modified version of the old ones?


I beat off to Roadhouse every night

Holy shit reddit gold. Thank you to whoever gave me gold! Fuck North Korea!


scum bag OP: posts full set of images in comments for x2 the karma


Also "driving stuff" for vehicle.


You should be on the front page for how to piss off redditors. Are u fucking serious? You don't even put the name of the DOCUMENTARY Then suggest we watch it? Damn you're an idiot. U should have been in oblivion by now.


Your boss sounds fresh to death.


ugh he is **SO BRAVE** to see this


> nudist colony

> an old guy would always come out and wave at the trains

What, precisely, would he wave?


I agree, 14 of them cheated on me. I had sex with 14 of them, but got something from all of them. Shortest was a week (but i don't count it so its not part of the seventeen) next shortest was a month. longest was 8 months. Felt like shit after every one ended (except the week)

only actually cared about one of them, but it still hurts.


I hope they wiped it off.


So we should present all sides even when one is blatantly wrong and has no connection to reality, what are we, the BBC?

Next time an biology question comes up I'll keep this in mind, I'll describe how evolution created the phenomenon and then say "or God did it 6,000 years ago"


>Our children will never understand how much freedom we had.

And we will not understand how important it was to defend that freedom until it is gone. To be fair, we probably wont understand what was necessary to do so until it is already too late.


Am I the only person who isn't interested in seeing this scene at all?


U Can't Touch This...orphanage.


i know right?  but fucktard redneck redditors are downvoting u, i dunno why.  it used to be reddit would have smart people, mostly programmers, now it's infested with all kinds.  shit.


Genetics totally works this way. Source: Bad horror movies.


while i agree with this. I dont think these funds should go to the mental health of the victims. It should be concentrated on the physical health.

Mental health can be another charity


Doesn't matter; had sax.


~~so it looks like it, because she is?~~
Edit: Completely misread, feel like a complete fool


Instead of junkyard wars its "old military surplus wars!"


Yeah! This is 'Murica! defacing money's a felony where we come from ya unpatriotic pricks!


What's your max-time on the exercise wheel?


Animals don't have empathy for us, or any verified internal emotions the same way humans have them. I'm okay with eating animals subjected to any kind of conditions.


>Hey I crapped myself. That's how I roll

If I had a nickel...


Pretty sure those aren't dice.

EDIT: IT WAS A TESTICLE JOKE. H4H4


TIL vampires were just cannibalistic OCD people.


Yeah, no. I asked for information that wasnt covered in the FAQ.

Thankfully I got the information from people who didnt have a reading problem.

Its pretty crazy how people react when they have been proven wrong, dont you think?


> but he never replied after that

Donovan was right...


LOL, joseph gordon-levitt is **Robin** at the end of the movie and marion cotillard is ra's al ghul's daughter

and bane dies


Sounds like something that would be used in a movie that is 75% cgi and shaky cam.


Dude it most certainly is gay if you can maintain a boner with a dude mounted on top of you rubbing balls. Or you mounted doing the rubbing.


Heh, he should be thankful he's dead then. There are few things worse in this world than electrifying your skin and body to the point of death, but debt collectors are one of them.


If you want funny go listen to George Carlin, I'm here to WAKE UP THE SHEEPLE, WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Were you raised in the 14th Century? Or just Tennessee?


Can someone explain how in this scenario, it's "his" team?


Nice try, Pope Benedict.


The No True Scotsman is your best friend.


What a waste of an awesome name..


Don't have any plastic in your house i see.


omg...I'm 27...now I know how you felt.


Verbatim what someone else on Reddit said when this was on here a month ago. My bad.


If only you guys could see me, in my broken down apartment, cigarette ash everywhere, tears streaming down my face, loaded revolver in my mouth, weeping profusely over a soiled pile of ZooBooks!


and niggers bled. when my granddaddy hanged them.


Not quite the same, but I had a customer order a Jack and Coke and then get pissed that I put Jack Daniels in it instead of the well whiskey.


The problem is that zed is a destructive hateful asshole.


Then May had to test some consumer car and couldn't show off any features because Clarkson had used all of the episode's budget. I love that show.


You mean windows vista event, and didn't come as promised.

Edit: wtf downvotes?


hell asus is on a roll.


you know, even though all the propaganda about the Interview was raging and such, I still didn't watch it because I KNEW it would be a shitty movie.

Anybody hear a good review?

I thought so.

Regarding this film, I have it on my DVR and I am going to watch it this week and be filled with amazing vitriol towards Indian men I am almost certain of it!


As a follow up to the gangrape one; Q: What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? A: Gangrape. Wait, no, make that 8 out of 10. Her father's starting to regret it.


NOT TRUE

THEY ARE BREATHING OXYGENATED WATER

like inthe movie Abyss

edit: digg me down assholes


TLDR:  Your friend didn't do a good enough job of eating out his girlfriend.


You texted her? This was to trick stoners. You're not high, you're just dumb.


I'm going to start a coffee shop and have espresso, but I will also have a drink called "expresso" which is coffee with toothpaste, onions, ketchup, and garlic mixed together.


Only kinda. The stealth mechanics themselves are done by different people from the champion developers, but the stealth champions have to be completely redone to fit into the rework. So the champion developers are still involved.


Batman doesn't cry, he just evicts the water that isn't good enough to be part of Batman.


That's caramel Moses cretin. I really don't though. Although I do game a little, but not to the extent that it engulfs my life like it seems to do with most of the gamers in here? I'd rather be out hiking, sailing or something wintery


I'd like to hop on this circle jerk


No, you, along with the previous poster and the 25 to 35 idiots who downvoted me are apparently unaware of the existence of sarcasm.


Indeed. It's about having the perfect line up of porn videos. You might not watch them all, but they have to be there.


Dude I could think Brianna Wu was a doofus and still prefer 20 of her to even 1 of you.


i feel really bad for the guy that ended up taking that job...the interview was literally how much bullshit can you take from us.


Yeah, I am curious how many white girls he has raped.


Beating out a confession


The author spams these to /r/comics every day. I'm amazed that there's anyone in /r/comics who doesn't know him by name. He's also apparently the only comic author [too lazy (or incompetent) to post to his own site without assistance](http://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/nxvxg/eeeek_a_vampire/c3dc5do)


You should probably keep it away from yellow cars


I appreciate your dedication to being a slave to reddits cock. I've seen a lot of cancer, but you really take the cake.

I'm surprised you were able to even post this much without it being in a rage comic, or meme format. Quite impressive.


Who the fuck would stand in the path of a Ninja Turtle?


:( You are so judgmental


I hope this one was a parody of how stupid brain teasers are.


you.are.fucking.gay.  straight people do not jack off to gay porn for variety. quit lying to yourself


Welcome to Rivendell...

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(⌐■_■)

... Mr. Anderson


I don't know why this got upvoted.

ligamx, shut the fuck up, nobody cares about your unoriginal comment.

"Wow, I never realised that" would have sufficed, you uncreative piece of shit copycat

/r/circlejerk is that way ------------------>

**(downvoted)** (-:


I like how awkward this post began.


> When the guy just shrugged and turned back around, my grandpa said loudly "Look here you goddamned mother fucker do you know how lines work?"

Your grandpa sounds like a piece of shit.


Unfortunately I do this all the time. I was always the butchy tomboy who had all guy friends, and after college I blossomed and apparently men now find me attractive and I always think I'm making new friends. They all think they went on a date with an awesome girl who even offered to split the bill. I feel like an idiot every time.


Seems like they are pretty cowardly, allowing themselves to be pressured and cajoled by brutal imperialists to kill other brown people thousands of miles away. If gurkhas were courageous, they'd resist the imperialists instead of being their servile and fawning lackeys. Reminds me of Kipling's pathetic coulee "Gunga Din".


Jesus Christ would like to see you in his office. Immediately.


That is the fucking joke, this joke has been pulled so many fucking times. Jesus christ.


What a shitty comparison.


Dating a child is Nazism.


Try turning it off and on again.


You underestimate me. For instance, that girl in Seattle that was getting beat in front of security guards and other people. If I saw some shit like that happening, I can guarantee I'd be whooping some ass. That kind of shit pisses me off.

Personally, incidents like these are why I can't wait to turn 21 and start open carrying.


Beats sharing a 21 year old broken condom with your Dad.


Yes, the "dangers" of Ballet..


Wow that got dark fast.


Her name is Morgan Layne.

I love her tits... I wonder if my boyfriend would like me with implants. :3


***AH! YES! THE DARK GODS WILL BE PLEASED WITH THIS SENSELESS SLAUGHTER!***


Of course not, you could be indifferent, or a whole other range of emotions. Why do you think it's indefensible exactly?


My mom told me I was a birth control baby. Also that if she had found out she was pregnant in time (she didn't know til almost 4 months), I would have been aborted. Also that my dad tried to drown me in the bath like a puppy. More than once.

Maybe that's why I'm afraid of water and have vivid drowning dreams?


Not really they could have totally EA'd you with each little DLC I'm surprised it took them this long to do online only stuff

edit: why dont you email them how butthurt you are?


Did they also predict that the game would be decided based on a pick thrown from the one yard line?

Stupid play call.


Have you seen Dr David Duke's video "Do Jews Control the Media? - The LA Times Says Yes!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVmiAR5nvJE

Can you disprove any of the information Dr Duke presented?


1990 is still pretty much the '80s.

In fact, as far as fashion/music/whatever, decades tend to run a few years after the actual years, if that makes sense. The fifties was actually from about 1952 to 1963, the sixties was actually from 1963 to 1972, and so on.


Well steam does provide mod tools to its users


He didn't survive.  The rest of the movie was a radiation-induced hallucination during the final moments of his life.


Well, one looks fresh enough.  Certainly not years old.


yeah he really did. the local news where we're from originally (pretty small place) would interview him about it every year on the anniversary. well, they did every year for 3 years, anyway.


i came here to laugh at virgins and you made my day


Unfortunately they were also known for the merciless killing of the most forward members of society as well.


I think they're playing video games very late.. jk I hope you're on to something.


Because he probably got the number off the Walgreen's bathroom, where it said her name?


Jesus, this is so racist i don't even


Everyone gets their dicks cut off and gobbled by geese


LEAVE NO MAN BEHIND! I'LL CARRY YOU!


It's because he's white.


What else can be expected from a mod of king WoW?


They have a SOUTH Dakota now?!


This guy rocks.  Stop downvoting him


holy hell that's some real cash! You'd better- WAAAAIT A MINUTE, that's not a lot of cash at all- he's just typed it in all caps!


I TINK DAT SHE WULD WANTED YOU TO GET DA KARMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOO GOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


so it's safe to say you and your friends tea bagged each other?


I'm dying right now cause you said that


Maybe that's why his daughter doesn't like him


Then why the fuck did he compare Ronaldo and Ronaldinho? If that isn't a comparison then mine also isn't.


Your tax dollars at work.


Just because a person is not on the front line looking the enemy in the face does not mean he has not contributed to the deaths of people. The organisation you work for is designed to kill people in the most efficient way possible.


I can't decide if the message of this story is that sometimes sheer audacity works, or that when it comes to American or Canadian women, you can get away with anything if have a British accent.


$400 for a phone is extremely expensive. I am in the States with AT&T. I got a 4G LTE capable HTV Vivid (aka HTC Raider 4G for non-Americans) for $50 and a 2 year contract.


hahaha you said poopsies


Why would she ignore them? It's obvious that is what she wanted / expected by the title.

Stop being so oversensitive, she's an attractive young lady who posted herself in a cool shirt online. It's not like she's some innocent victim of dudes howling at her while she walks down the street.


unless you wrestle a little. AMIRITE!?


That is a normal girl.


My thread has resulted in a meme. I have fucking *arrived*.


Wait, women get their periods after lunch? Why is my girlfriend such a bitch in the morning then?


Wait a minute here! Are you saying he's not actually a gaming purist and is actually doing this for *gasp* attention?!


next cop will take the bait!!! i wanna see that video


...I've flagged that suggestion as 'abuse'.


He'll get around to it. Better nate than lever.


Halalmeatspin@hotmail.com


Do you really believe this is without bias? There are 4 statements here that are unsubstantiated and misleading. Can you find them?


Her pictures are not showcasing her work, they are showcasing her.


Yea, they gang raped the man in the trench-coat. Don't fuck with the child masses.


Probably better. Then maybe he stops killing people who "scare" him.

Funny thing you even defend such unnecessary deaths on reddit. That guy was probably full on meth.


:)  The Wall!  Smoking a spliff and listening to it on vinyl now!  Thanks!


Sure I do.  I'm "experienced" in dealing with ignorant douchebags who think getting a kid in trouble is teaching them anything other than what an out-of-touch idiot you are.  I hate to break it to you, but despite your intentions- you are no role model to anyone, especially the kids you reprimand.


I believe in the newest Empire game there is an achievement for declaring war on every civilization in the world on the first move and winning to then win the game.  So maybe they are going for achievements?


Interesting that the OP never said what race they were and what type of a ghetto they drove through.  Who's racist here, again?


I think most people liked this particular feature. It was more the boring, linear designs and overuse that made them suck.


Edited to fuck, if you zoom in its massively obvious.

She's probably a total porker.


**JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!!**


It was meant to be. :)


"U LiAr" for the goats


HA. I wish i found this one, first! gah, i miss watching these shows.


However you probably should stop dating  your sister or cousin!


Tell us your story. Has it always been reposts and inappropriately using bold?

EDIT: and 0 day novelties? I'm looking at you nelson


One does not simply portal into Mordor.


Canada Starts with a C... C... Church of Scientology.
Half-Life 3 confirmed.


When l mess up in the future l'll just fucking  yell

> "I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!"


Uh, whats wrong with my username and comment? I don't like it when ppl hide behind computers and act all big when there not. who the hell r u anyway, huh? No one special Id imagine


Or a promotion to manager of produce, where he or she can train others in the arts of veggiecraft.


What does it have to do with Obongo's mother being what it is?


Spiderman costume and mommy bought me a spider and webs with a basket.


Not really surprising when he has the ball almost every possession


You have one piece of information to share with the ENTIRE world- and you choose "nick cage is not a bad actor". What the fuck?


Then you shouldn't be hunting if you aren't educated in the area of animal you are hunting


They'd get downboated


That is a terrible reason to enter anything and if that was the case there shouldn't be any sympathy for him.


He got half-off his next visit to the park.


The money I am paying for Netflix says fucking otherwise.  If I pay for something I should have access to all the content on that something regardless of region.


I also thought that upvoting someone would give them my Karma.


He has 90 curve and 4 star skill moves so he's aite with me.

Damn, FIFA ain't popular here, I know who he is, I was making a reference.


if you apply to Black Mesa with a PHD your job is to push a cart around a room full of dangerous trans dimensional portals.


Next time you're lying alone in bed, wondering what's wrong with you and why you don't have any real friends, know this: You ARE a miserable waste of a human being. People only like you when you give them things, other times, they want you to go away. Get used to being lonely. You always will be.


how are you guys high this early in the morning?


http://i.imgur.com/SCQ36.png

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I accept your hand in marriage.


That's a pretty broad generalization, don't you think?


Get this man a Nobel Peace Prize.


I actually think, if the US does this, anon is going to crush their ISP into oblivion.


I swear a Taco Bell showed up over night near my old apartment. I was doing a lot of drugs at that time though.


Lolol umad brasos lolelelel this is jinda funenh but le 9gag is even funneir yhis is kinda borinnn
But it caneee don better
Le copied of le 9gag lelelelel ololol


you know this is reddit right? kind of our deal...


Design decision? So they'll put in the option to remove them for sure then.


I can't forget [Milan's pitch](http://www.gophoto.it/view.php?i=http://www.palace.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/2012_san_siro_pitch.jpg#.UEVK-KCPMUI) against Arsenal in their last-16 match last season.

Disgusting cheats.


Desired answer: Glitter is produced from the frozen scrotum of the Glitter Dragon. Once its rubbed up against the golden grater of Zeus, the magic dust is produced. But before it can be contained, one of the workers must fight the Glitter King.


See? This is what I'm talking about. These people are brain dead.


Unless you're a helicopter pilot, this doesn't seem like an excellent plan.


I'm downvoting anyone who uses "forever alone" from now onward.


Its a sliding scale, the more you work per pay period the greater % of the money they pay you get. The one that wins the most is obviously the business. If you put a lot of time into it, you can come out making 150k+ / yr


Any Blitzcrank above Gold with Flash up can do this tbh. It was Thresh overchasing more than Lemonation's mechanics.


Sounds like most adults but with a better name.


ahhh u.u that was the best part u.u


10/10 Yugioh reference.  Would upvote again.


40 is the new 30.

At least, that's what I keep telling myself.


NSFW

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6b/Woman_1900a_hg.jpg


He's a bad troll.  Ignore him.


If you're attracted to the same sex, this happens *all the time.*


Two other things are stupid about this,

**1.** Foreign market cars under 25 years old are illegal on the federal level, but in most states, ordinary citizens can legally own deadly assault weapons. Edit: after going through the proper process and obtaining a license.

**2.** The maximum sentence for this is 20 years, many murderers don't even get that much.


You know, she could say no. But she won't. Because of the implication...


It's mathematically impossible for everyone to have a 51% win rate, though. Every time someone wins, someone else loses. If you win 51% of the time against somebody, you're still (slightly) better than they are, and you deserve to move up.


>Or ask her about the little boy she called her son that day in the store.

What a cliffhanger man.


> Cultural Marxism

Regardless of whether it's real, people will use that argument to 'prove' Zionist control. You give the perfect example yourself, wikipedia removing a page to silence discussion.

You're right, projection only works on people who haven't seen it action before, so I can see what you are doing.


That makes me really sad that they treated him that way. What was the student's name?


>unless that speech is gaming journalists saying things they don't agree with!

Thats not at all what they fight against. they are mostly concerned with the conflict of interest between gaming journalists and publishers, not about the content itself.


Just something you do with your buddies.


Definitely not me v_v.

Too many afk random picks in Champ select.

People who don't want to play support so they play maokai/teemo support.

Manamue + Ghostblade ashe.

Never played x hero before, but picks it x hero because x hero is OP.

Oh yeah, then you get last picks saying "my main is 19xx/23xx, let me play something other than support pls."


This comment is a fucking rollercoaster, man.


I say what I like, okay?


Did you ever see Steve Irwin wrangling crocodiles?


there is no such thing as 'bullying' autistic kids or retards. I hate how society keeps pretending they are equal to regular people. they are just a drain on society's resources.


I hate it when I'm with some army buddies and they ask for discounts, or get all pissed off when they don't offer one. You shouldn't be in the service for a discount at a couple retailers! It's ridiculous


Thats the stupidest thing I have ever heard. You are an idiot. thebueaspic's x wasn't the type to stalk or hurt her. It was an intense bound to each other type of love like you see in the movies. A sort of requiem for a dream type thing.


Cause I'm long, and I'm strong, and I have a genetic impulse to pass my hereditary traits on.


because killing someone for molestation isn't a proportionate level of self defence.

People like you make me glad America exists as some kind of shit filter that keeps the rest of the world clean of gun toting red necks like yourself.


Sleep? That interferes with my redditing.


ur girlfriend looks like a nasty slut and is ugly. u neeed to dump her bcuz she is disgusting. u probably jerk off 2 the thought of gabe railing her, when in actuality gabe is a creepy pedophile and registered sex offender. since u r so obsessed with gabe i can only assume that u are also a pedophile. i hate child predators so i hate u


I'd say the house. Blowing up insurance money would just be wasteful.


>they aren't mad that you got child porn shut down, they are mad because you are an outside entity doing damage to many decent communities...mostly in the name of lulz.

>downvote brigades

ahahahaha jesus christ you're dumb.


Aww, that doesn't sound too horrible - in fact, it's a really sweet story! :)


'pray and spray' is the phrase i think you are trying to use.


Reminds me of this classic:

http://i.imgur.com/X2qh5.jpg


She doesn't want him around.  Better for her if he thinks she's not there.


And your chocolate milk!


I'm superman and you're weak. Do you even lift? See how this works, dummy?


"Fuck everything different, I want my life to be free of anything innovative and live exactly as I am told to." <-- You.


Isn't that OP texting in the background?


How many Grammys did she win? like 6? She has a right to be overplayed.


"There, there, little human larva. Soon you will grow strong, and then you will feast on the entrails of the bully who knocked you down. The circle shall be complete!"


I used to be an adventurer too, but then I took an arrow to the knee... Sad day that was.


After reading some of the comments above I'm not so sure I want to see that.


Considering how often GG folks have called her a spic, I'm surprised y'all here don't seem to have realised she's latina.


I'm salivating just thinking of moist bacon.


Because the father is Donnie Yen, AKA Ip Man from the IP Man movies.


Dude, you're lucky you didn't wake the knife baby.


A life is a life. You are responsible for making that life. Own up to it.


"I must have crashed into the bang bus"


The top mod, banned, is attempting to sabatoge the site.  Read the /r/subredditdrama thread to find out more.


☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) you should install these outside your window then, you sexy motherfucker.


Upvoted for upvoting the upvoter.


"Vote 4 19!  You can be the 1 we need to free the weed!"


Nah, we just quit just because we were too good for it.


You know you're in trouble when a Canadian kicks your ass


That doesn't really address the sexism. It's the implication that a "cunt" is something bad, that's the sexist part.


This would be an excellent way to foil their uprising


The point is that weed shouldn't be illegal.


We should fight crime, they said. Nobody will die, they said.


Never go full retard, Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam" remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed.


Confirmed, this dude is my friend that chased the guy down.


Same. I enjoy playing tennis with my asian female friends, because they end up wearing tiny shorts and I can see their sexy thighs. :)


You can navigate around Banbury in Oxfordshire, England by smell. They have a coffee plant, a bread factory and a chocolate factory. The relative intensity of the smells and wind direction tells you where in the city you are.


Had to down vote.

Zombies == Upvote.

Obama is Muslin though, so had to downvote.

**Edit**: How many of you guys are unable to detect a joke...  get that sarcasm detector replaced!


Their diplomatic "fuck you" was the little push I needed to buy their TP. Company even sent me a happy new year card. I mean CMON.


Jerry Rice ran routes like no other.  TO relied on physical talent.  Jerry Rice is the top receiver of all time.  TO is maybe top 50.


Did reddit just post bail to free a thread?


-.- yes, its so that pounds/city councils or whoever looks after stray pet collection can check to see who the owner is


plus you can barely see the semen smudges


Hi Wombat, Id like to point out that Scarra left Odee... I think what Odee did was just and deserved. Odee only took action against someone who "hurt" him. Is that not just and fair? I understand why you felt how you stated but I urge you to reconsider your stance because it seems very biased atm.


Did he do highlights with a spaghetti strainer?


When was I complaining?


so true. I used to say good morning and smile to this one homeless dude every day at the metro entrance.  One night I stumbled home white-girl-drunk and he was there. He said, "get in a cab, right now. just do it." when I protested he said, "GET IN A CAB. that guy at the end of the block is getting ready to jump you."

I got in a cab.


Go hang yourself you fucking cretin.


<---HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT!


Probably "isn't" afraid of anything. I don't intend to pick on you. Just in case English was not your first language, I thought I would help. If you speak more than one language, I already assume you are a better person than me.
edit: I also agree, he sounds pretty cool. He seems honest, yet considerate.


That episode blew my mind when I was younger. It made me question *everything*. I seriously think its one of the most important times in my childhood.


Why are you covering for him?  I cut loose friends who clearly were going nowhere, I don't feel the slightest guilt.


Nah dude have the whole ceiling be a giant showerhead.  It would be your rain room!

Edit:  Gee whiz my new highest rated comment.


This subreddit is turning into a condemnation of having children. Do they know they wouldn't exist if it wasn't for a dumb, trifling woman, who apparently made a huge mistake in having them.


Dude, it was Miami. They weren't Mexican.


I beg to differ. Drinks. One friend. Your apartment. Threesome. That's it bud.


Well, as your girlfriend, I can say it wouldn't be that big of a shock if you came out.


SEA Grandmaster = mid master NA


Yeah. And I bet it doesn't have that enzyme either.

Edit: [First gold?] (https://gfycat.com/DefensiveBonyAustraliancattledog)


im at a 6 and i dont understand this comment..


Seriously!  If someone said 'Your shit of a son' when they were in the wrong, I am sure the cops would have to be called on me!


Burger King: that's where you went wrong


Seconded, seniors tend to be targets in our society and for various reasons are the least likely to defend themselves (they might give more deference to the authority figures being abusive, they might not have the financial resources to risk biting the hand that feeds, and so on). In this situation, contact the authorities. The elderly should be treated with respect.


If you honestly do, fuck you.


Yeah. One letter saying you quit, and another asking when you should come in.


You don't just read between the lines, you attach your own pages.


There's actually a bunch of social cues for this..  Like walking over to a door,  checking your watch,  etc.. I'm finding more and more that I'm actually having to verbalize more and more these days like the skill is forgotten.. Please excuse me,  I actually have another appointment to get to...


You didn't deserve to be raped, but you should have expected jailtime for 10 plants.

I am pro legalization, but you were surely aware of current law.


I love how Miniclip literally hasn't changed at all since I was in school. It's like a little internet time capsule.


I know, but Reddit :c


We have not made any plans at this moment.
When the time is right, everyone will be made amply aware.


+1 for explanation -1 for falling for troll -over 9000 for not making an appropriately funny reddit name. ObviousContextExplanation or the like would have been acceptable.


Maybe if Kony got to them first, they would have had a fighting chance.


What the fuck? This isn't YouTube, why is this comment that's literally asking for upvotes being upvoted?


Erroneous. A man can never win an argument over a woman.


And I don't care about some random douche coming to my post to be a prick. I came for actual "facts" about how it works and if my situation falls under those outlines. So thank you for your attitude fucktard.


Thats a good question. Why don't we Ask Jeeves.


>Yeah I guess it doesn't, I just generally dislike the idea of reddit leaving the stupid alien on every picture submitted like it belongs to them. I think they do it because they hope somebody resubmits what they find on reddit elsewhere so the alien will bring more cheap visits.


Yeeeeeeeah the color you can eat!


Yeah, that place is a twat haven.


If she pulled the joke off, that would be pretty Suave.


>misspelt favo**u**rite colo**u**r.

Oh the irony.

EDIT: Out of all the anti-gay stuff I post... making fun of the brits is my most downvoted comment. LOL. TIL that gays have thicker skin than the brits.


Why did your "friends" do that?


just because you don't like what i have to say doesn't make it trolling. i also don't like people who shit up the internet with pictures of cats. i am sincerely happy that something that made the OP happy is now dead. it's an apt punishment for posting pictures of cats on the internet.


"Open Sesame!"

What a great hooker name. Good job!


why are you capitalizing "Black". and.. African American is the correct nomenclature.

edit:
[chill dude(s)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYOzUHnPJvU)


"The honeymoon phase of pot" is an absolutely perfect way to put it.


How about the number of actual people that care Apostolate?


As long as they keep paying? Sounds like a marriage... Except with a lot more sex.


>So I'm a spammer because in every one in 10-20 paintings I do, I link to my tumblr blog where people find my email and ask to buy the picture that I drew of them, or a relative of them?

Yes. He just said that.

I'd also request you keep your, albeit-deliciously dramatic, comments out of SRD, before I link this to SRDD.


http://imgur.com/0yT3u

EDIT: NSFW, sorry about that - I just saw it was a NSFW thread is all.


Most appropriate use of the word "literally" I've seen on Reddit.


I remember my 14th birthday too


SERIOUSLY, I'll FUCK HIM SO HARD HE'LL NEED 2 HANDICAPPED SIGNS. ONE FOR HIS INJURY, THE OTHER FOR HIS ANUS INJURY /character

But seriously, thank your husband for his service and try not to let a few ill-advised strangers got to him.

/character

I WILL FUCK HIS MOUTH SHUT


If their parents can't afford to pay for that, why don't they just sell one of their companies, or play in a movie?


It's not the women's rights most of us are worried about.  It's flat out hatred and death wishing of those of us who were born white, male, and straight for no other reason than because we were born, white, male, and straight.


My best friend made it of me.  Then after it got big he called me to tell me.  I am fairly new to reddit, only been using it for about 3 months


I was bored. Suck it.


As a guy, this is every bad stereotype about menstruation that I used to think was false come true.

Terrifying.


Europe should learn to suck less. USA! USA! USA!


Had a professor who spent some time in Central and South America.  He told me the cure was to put a piece of duct tape over the site of infection.  The larvae can't stick it's little spicule breathing tube out of the skin to breathe, and it dies.  You then just pop it like a giant zit.

Shudder.


.............

i hope you actually had a sense that i wasn't at all serious. Btw, you showed how real of an ass you can be :) I like that, did you see mines? Kidding aside,  go fuck yourself too. I'm just playin com 'ere, hug lil pee pee ;D


Yes!  That's one of the things that initially led me down this path :)  I was going to mashup to GirlTalk's Juicy remix, but Hypnotize seemed like more fun.


I would have done the same thing, I'm afraid


Whose door did you knock on that changed your life?


No not into the wild cause he was raised by humans . hes gonna be with other lions in a lion enclosure with lots of space to run around


Because I don't want a dimebag of turkey.


It could still be applied, assuming he didn't know anyone else directly impacted by it. It would have been horrible for a long time, but 14 years is a bit of a stretch.


The platinum rule: DM;HS


Then go somewhere else.  Them's the rules on OKC.  I don't make 'em.


no need to expand your internet interests any further cause this video is the end of the internet.


Of course, kicking someone shouldn't be allowed. Neither should this foul tirade of abusive language, it's clearly in the rules that it's a straight red card. I hope the FA don't shirk their duties because it's a 'big club' player.


For people reading this: if you ever have a shit even close to being as holy as this guy's, toss a coin into the bowl before you take your photo, to establish the scale.

Please, for science.


Y U NO GET HUMOR? Silly boy.


HE SAID **SEEMS LIKE A GOOD WAY TO PERMANENTLY DAMAGE YOUR EAR DRUMS LISTENING TO MY NEW MIXTAPE. THAT SHIT IS FIRE FAM.**


Of course that level of BM is unwarranted but that playstyle IS fucking terrible for the game and I have 0 respect for anybody who exploits it.

EDIT: Wouldn't it be funny if people on reddit actually tried to defend their opinions instead of anonymously downvoting something they don't like to hear?


DON'T RUIN IT FOR US, THIS IS ALL WE HAVE


no its not true. thats not even me


To be fair, I don't think you should feel faulted for mispronouncing something that was spelled so retardedly in the first place. If they meant *fillet* they should have called it *Chick-Fillet*.

"No, no, no, it's *spelled* 'Raymond Luxury Yacht,' but it's *pronounced* 'Throat Warbler Mangrove.'"


It won't affect him ever. If your net worth is more than 10 million, you can throw away 8 million and still be set for life.


You win the Dad of the Post award :)


Except he had a pretty shitty attitude about licensing his music to Glee. Granted, its not rock and roll to do so, but just say no and give it a rest. No reason to be a self entitled prick about it.


US guy here.  This thread is the first time I've ever seen the word coverlet, so don't feel too bad.


Oh look, baseless, irrelevant insults in response to a factual post.

Anyone who pays the prices charged for name-brand cereal is a moron, plain and simple.


Since I live in Columbus Ohio, I reported just now.


Or you could not be a laggard and keep your hardware up to date so the gaming industry doesn't have to lower it's standards and can instead focus on living up to it's full potential.


My teammates are my disabillity


I asked myself the same thing, but we get along very well. We both made sure we we're okay with the age gap before the relationship started.


That's like a kaiser roll


How did you know? You must be the guy I shot my load in yesterday! (Tip: Don't practice with cucumbers, so your sloppy hole will eventually regain its elasticity)


Do you want to tell us something? We are good listeners.


Even if you did find someone it would only be some pervert with a fat fetish.


That is shitty, but she was also right; you were settling, without knowing it, for someone who didn't feel as crazy about you as you did about them.


fuck harry potter and that wizardry bullshit dragged on for 50 installments


I showed it to your mom too.


You're delusional if you think this is actually a threat of rape.

edit: lol, 8 downvotes for a logical statement and yet mysteriously there are no replies to defend them. No, this place isn't becoming an SRS clone at all.

edit 2: Wow, (1|20), this is a new record for me! Bring them on, I want to see how many SRSers I've triggered with my blatant, disgusting misogynism.


He just wanted you to keep telling him about it. He knew exactly what he was doing, that ol' dog...


Why the fuck would you do that? Why are you harassing our moderator? Act like a decent human being.


Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!


Guilty until proven innocent?


OMG, I think we may have just found hipster zero.


The guy is going to get at least of items regardless. It's pretty easy to scam certain people on video games, but if he doesn't shape up he will get reported (although, most of what I know from scamming is from COD xbox360 that my friend would steal Microsoft accounts off)


The zipper dick is something that I believe happens to all of us guys once around the age of 6 or 7.

It never happens again after that.


Does anyone else think Mr. Luiz looks like [this](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:C-bob.png)


> I just ended up lying on our backs naked on the carpet playing with ourselves for like a couple hours.

Oh I'm sure that was unbearable.


Right. The girl dragged OP up a flight of stairs to steal his wallet.


There is no doubt race still plays a part in determining a players off field image.


>I'm drunk and crying a little bit.

Faggot.


I never thought I'd see someone deliver on a Bill Murray story.


It's gullible for people to care so much as to invest this much of their time into something that wasn't even close to confirmed.

Even if it was real, so what? There's no need to suddenly care about S4 again just over that. People can talk about what characters they want all the time, or DLC all the time.


It's 2012... before you do all that, make sure you lawyer up.


I wrote a software that does exactly what I described in the previous post. I work with ernst & young (europe) and a few smaller recruitment agencies so I consider myself an expert.

Ask me anything. The system is called Bazi.


You're gonna go far kid


Yeah man, all 9gag (more like 9fag amirite?) does is steal all of reddit's awesome original content.

Now let's all have a laugh at this picture of a facebook post.


Don't act like you were never 19 dude.


Oh, you! You're just trying to get into /r/bestof.

Do you date people less attractive than yourself? If not, then you're a hypocrite, and if so, well, then your punishment for is self-inflicted.


THINK OF THE ORGASM! OH GOD!


Oh hey, it's this complaint again.


Let the women hating begin!!!  Reddit doesn't need help being overly one sided towards "bitchy" women!  (aka, all women in a lot of redditor's opinions.)


People like recognizing things. Familiar translates to good, I think. Anyways, here's [a picture of me with my wife](http://i.imgur.com/5q4Uw.jpg) who agrees with most of what I have to say, probably this.


No, because we have SUPER SCOUTS.


100,000 bullets minimum.


really? I am taking this to SRS, downvotes for all


I think that's less a fan theory, and more the actual plot of the game.


No, I'm not a troll.


So literally just cheese that was grilled.


She needs to be on /r/porn


*sigh's defeatedly puts head down and walks away*


Yeah I hear Hitler worked in a group home, then one day he got feces thrown at him for the fifth time in one week and he was like "fuck it, why cant we just kill all these humanoid pains-in-the-ass!".


God, Karen,  you can't just ask dinosaurs where they're from.


That's not even a switcharoo is it? Definitely more like a switcherupper. Good show, old chap/chappette!


Work in major electronic retailers, mostly Best Buy, promoting and selling the new Samsung Series 5 550 Chromebook.

EDIT: Hijacking this right now to say I wish I can answer more questions right now, but I am tired (East Coast) and I do have my first day tomorrow. So really, feel free to inbox me and I will answer as much as I can tomorrow. Thanks again for the support!


Probably that will be the "O" I will give her if I had a chance :)


He should have not attempted to break out of the friendzone on facebook...


There's something about the half breeds and muts...they're always the most attractive.  [It's a real biological phenomenon no one can explain](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heterosis).   I'm half Irish and half Swedish, but that doesn't really count...


>Well, he's 90, the problem will solve itself sooner rather than later.

Prince Charles says the same thing, but he is still waiting.


What a coincidence, I don't care.


The other guys eyebrows absorbed it


This is a purely American phenomenon, you know.

The rest of the world isn't as insipid.


"Yeah, weird, it was like that when I got it too"


My personal needs brought me to your register in the firstplace ya dingus.


"Agnostic atheist" means you're not an atheist. It means you're agnostic.

Just saying.

*EDIT*

See below post and apology.


I want to believe... but the setup for the last line sounds too good to be true.


Why is this an acceptable comment? I've seen down syndrome 'tards with more worth than this nigger. Actually, no I haven't because I throw up when I see downs tards LOL


This deserves a knowledgable answer. I'm willing to bet structural. Gold is SOFT. If you are in need of repair, it may make sense to beef it up a bit


I read this as "... A 5 minute sex tape" . Internet has ruines me


Reagan had a side agreement with the Iranians.  Later his people sold them weapons illegally then gave the money to the Contras, a terrorist group in Nicaragua fighting against the supporters of the Leftist regime. Republicans have been traitors for a long time.


LLLOOOLLLLL!!1 SO FANY REDIT0ER SO WITY AND FANY!!! ARROW TO DA KENNNEE


*blowing intensifies*


It means that I'm skeptical of a lot of what is considered "social justice" today.

For instance, modern feminism and a lot of the bitching about nonbinary genders and "ableism"


You can say it. It's built on an Indian burial ground. During construction, 10,000 black cats walked under ladders. Oh, and instead of a ribbon-cutting ceremony to open the stadium, a mirror-smashing convention was held.


Heavy Metal is one of the most intricate and complex forms of music out there. Just depends on who you listen to.


Check the additional proof I just added, its not hard but you get the picture. Its pretty bad so I try to avoid wearing shorts.


Well excuse me for the.. *shudders*.. POTTER reference on a Tom Felton post.


Greek police of course.


couldn't care less, so you care. Nice.


I asked mine what the worst one was of his, and he looked at me - point blank - and said this guy wanted a ladybug on his taint.  He charged him double, and vowed he'd never do another one again, for any amount of money.


if my order is $40 all I'm paying is $40.. all you did was drive it to my door, which you get paid to do! I dont get tips at my job so why would i tip others? maybe its just because i'm Scottish and really don't get the tipping thing.


And every woman just got more self-conscious about vagina smell...


No reddit post without a Terran qqing under it.


I don't think small minorities would like it either.


English clearly isn't your first language, and he clearly wasn't using it as an acronym caps lock or not.


Gary Johnson's other cards include a 1997 Brett Favre football card and a holographic Venusaur


HOLY FUCKING CIRCLEJERK BATMAN.


Working on the script now..."Maytag Time Machine"


Its a karma begging title. Needing to know it's in the UK is unnecessary.


I like in the Halloween episode where they each take turns telling the story and Dee becomes more bird-like throughout the different interations of the story till by the end they've replaced her with literally just a giant ostrich.

Edit: possibly my top comment.

Edit 2: fucking giant ostrich, little ostrich wtf. Ostriches are giant. Even the little ones.


I don't care enough to read a blog post. Melee for lyfe.


That seriously sounds like some Archer dialogue....

Pam: Could I have some vodka?

Krieger:  You've had way too much.

Pam:  I'll suck your dick for some vodka.

Krieger: (eyes narrow) ... I'm good...

Pam: (eyes narrow back at him) ... I'll do it anyway..."

/Scene


Basically what I was saying, take it to a museum for historical value. Its definitely not worth anything other than perhaps what the currency exchange is worth. The only vaue it has purely based on personal tastes.


I never knew we landed on the moon so its news to me dick


Your comment is an insult to a very hardworking guy, and I trust Leffen will continue to prove you wrong.


Canadian Tire actually smells like you're inside a big tire.
Edit: for everyone saying 'duh of course it does' : tires make up about 0.5% of what they sell.


ARTISTIC!!?!?!

LAWL YOURE STILL JUST A WHORE


Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

I'd delete this song,

There is no maybe.


It was brilliant. Your original comment was begging to be a meme.


Rule-breaking is the *definition* of engineering.


Maybe a few teacher talking dirty to student or something eh?


I doubt he has any picture, his story is an old urban legend that's been around for years.


>HarveyBullock is a pedantic asshole

Correct.


You have serious commitment... In a weird way, I respect you.


Yeah, umm thanks I suppose. I'm sure that'll help. I bid you farewell.


Did the record scratch right as you read "dudes" too?


You don't remember asking for the costume???? You're about 6 or 7 in the pic, right? That seems plenty old enough to remember.

EDIT: I'm sorry. I have an almost perfect photographic memory and I sometimes have trouble remembering that not everybody is like this. As our intellects are what separates us from the other great apes, sometimes I wonder if I am "more human than human".


*Then we shall post in the shade.*


THEY'RE FUCKING ASIAN, BRO


BLACK BETTY! BEMBALEM


Probably about the time he became a Hawks fan.


Zombie Jesus is redundant.


You guys like your niggers way too much.

[EDIT: You fags are too easy.](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png)


I'm sure you'll say yes.


>valk

CALLING YOU OUT, SCARRA! TYPO!


This thread is so full of Dear Penthouse story beginnings with FML endings...


sorry if you read it that way, but it felt like she was attacking me and everyone else who DID and DOES continue to need to 'see a shrink' for their problems. seeing as further downthread she said she would issue the same advice to anyone who came to her seeking help, i feel justified in letting her know i personally found it offensive.


2 fight scenes, 1 boxing scene with Boxxy.  Must be 9/10 with rice or more, but not too many cooks XD


No, come on, you're doing great, I'm a father of twin 4 year olds, and I'm hoping that they'll be decent little teenage pokemans too.


Who's "you guys"? Did I get hired by the Chargers all of a sudden? If so, fuck yeah. See you guys later.

Oh wait, nevermind. It's just a game, the wins and losses of the team mean nothing to me, just like the wins and losses of the Raiders mean nothing for you.


Oh, is this information from your forums? I gotta go there sometime.


...says the guy who posts a picture of Thomas  with a tinfoil hat after his faith related rant..


Should have told her fiance. She can't like another guy when she's getting married.


The complete obliviousness to social cues and relationship expectations, the overly technical word choice.


>This is reddit, not /b/.

FTFY.


Do not beg reddit for views. We don't like this. Only the naive newcomers are upvoting you. Most of us breathe a collective sigh of frustration at posts that blatantly ask for attention like this.


dude me too. Its kinda scary. I spend very little time at work actually focusing, yet am always the most productive.

If i could focus for a solid 8 hours (hell, even 6), i'd be running this place in a few years. But alas...there are cats on the internet that need to be upvoted.


do you really want me to gather examples of people laying a body check?


This is the most American thing I have read all week.


He's angry that he's showing his appreciation for a beautiful female, (maybe in a poor way, though I certainly don't think so) and she's responding to his complement with an insult.

Sure his response is dumb, but so was hers if you really think about it.


Just have better reflexes


What are you? Pre-puberty?


Didn't think I'd ever see someone say he would have anal sex with a man and "I'd blow a dude" then follow it up with "no homo".


Who am I? You see this watch?


That's a pretty horrible thing to do to an 8 year old.


It's like that time when I raped a new born puppy.

edit: No love for my dark humor :(


That's the kind of debt that can never be repaid


Fuck you for saying "downvote to oblivion." I had upvoted you, but now you get the opposite.


I think you may be using a teenager, sir.


Because they are just jerks looking for trouble and YouTube views at this point.


I don't know man.... There was even a flashback to the Tyree catch. It was perfect.... They just needed to make Lynch to do the same thing he was doing all game.

My condolences man.


fucking look it up or test it out not that hard even for a retard


I would *kill* to be tagged as that.


My mistake, I forgot that Ramires got forward constantly didn't he? Oh wait, no he didn't. It was like a Smurfs christmas special in the Chelsea box today.


My girlfriends dirtbag sister has frequent dramatic arguments with her dirtbag husband all the time. I had to block her posts from showing up in my feed. Shes a horrible person and I occasionally check her profile to read the trainwreck that is her life.


Yeah fuck them for wanting to keep the money they work for. Lets take it from them in order to subsidize the shitty life choices of poor people.


And his budding career in porn...[puts on sunglasses]...exploded after that


He's a redditor, you dick.


Then was arrested for stealing Steve Jobs' car.


Do you pick petty untruths to argue? Do you consider misogynistic jokes funny?

You're probably an asshole.


That's...actually one heck of a metaphor.


I went back and checked for the third post, and I can't find it.

I also saw that I offered to make you a mod of this subreddit in the past, but you wouldn't accept. I think I see now that you'd rather just criticize from a comfortable position on the sideline than pitch in and help out yourself.


That's some good neighborly, State Farm shit right there.  "And I wake up and my lips aren't chapped because a hot woman stayed up licking them for me."


Why. It's horrible. One Piece manga fan for life, but the anime is just plain horrible 99% of the time.


i heard my costume is costume of the year so this halloween i gotta dress more classy, as classy as possible.

ryan seacrest suggested i dress up as taylor swift for halloween!

there is no halloween in south korea.


lol scrub get gud i win teh lost wit mah dick u sux

It's a JOKE you scumlords.


Twisted Metal in real life.


Your attempts to turn this up side down are pathetic. Argentina never was a colonial force. The UK was (even one of the worst and the best know throughout the world) and continues to act like an colonial force.


I would have black mailed them for the elephant.


Yep, we didn't send them links or anything. We weren't involved with /r/Redditbomb at all, and none of our users tried to directly contact the MSM.

Y'all are really flip flopping your arguments. Could you try to be a little more consistent?


900 * 7 * 3 * 52 * 15 * ,16 / 1000 = 2358 km of dick after 15 years in the business


I actually am a sucker for Disney/Pixar movies. It just has never happened.


My neighbor's African Grey meows like a cat and then chuckles quietly to himself.


It's not amazing at all. since spiderman is a sexist comic seeing as there's no spiderwomen.


DM;WF

EDIT: 1 gold assist, today was a good day
EDIT 2: oh dang i didn't expect this


jesus, y are all these Europeans on Reddit? Go drink some tea or watch a criket game or smoke a fag or something.


I don't think that's what he's getting at...  He's saying you didn't blur out nearly enough of your driver's license.


she's like "dis nigga gots to be steal'n all my karma"


He's been missing ever since he found NSFW and GoneWild


My girlfriend has those earrings, so...


Your PMS lines up with the moon huh?


Because another spot won't allow them to have the same "We spit in your eye" vantage point.


>You wouldn't give your friend a gun either would you?

This is america, it would be seen as an insult to gift anything but a gun. In fact, if you do gift something else, it usually comes with a card that says, "sorry this is not a gun."


You are a fucking faggot, that's not cool or funny. It's fucking stupid.


Layer that shit and be the king of snug


Were you born a pathological liar or did you have to work at it?


*"Here's your ten dollars back," the girl wrote, "I have no use for your faggot nigger money" Ron Paul lingered thoughtfully before setting the note on his coffee table and NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER OP IS A FAGGOT"*


Girls are usually horribly annoying "friends". So yeah, this would suck.


Me: Anything I can help you with today?
Jackass: Don't suppose you have the winning lottery numbers hyuk hyuk hyuk

Just... fuck off.


Someone's proud to be a little whore.

so is your dad still around or did he off himself to not put up with his slutface daughter / sense this bullshit coming and divorce your mother?


I assume the Pokemon aren't literally shrunk down and crammed into the balls, but are instead stored digitally and recreated when released or something like that


You're just getting out of debt and immediately planning to piss $5,000 away on a big party?


Go to a better doctor.


When did OP ask her to prove that is wasn't a scam and how was her friend sketchy about the details? She explained exactly why she wanted the info. So they could have an eBay account showing they were from the U.S., meaning they would get higher prices. They don't need to prove that it isn't a scam because you can't scam someone with just a picture of their ID.


piss off bitch ass white knight


sandstorms( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


I bet you're the type of person that would file a sexual harassment complaint against someone that looked at you funny. This is obviously not sexual assault the guy sniffed his ass FFS. My dog sniffed my ass once, is he guilty of sexual assault?


Mmm. Belt-taking off. The clinking of metal. The creak of leather on leather... That and loosening ties. I don't know what it is, but mphf.


Uhhh...I think they're interested in him licking things other than their shoes!


She doesn't deserve his civility and class. Coulter should be fed to lions that have been recently gay married.


Haha this made me laugh.  Hats off to you Sir/Madame.


In one of the newspapers in my city for years and years there was an ad in the personals section along the lines of "male nurse seeks black female mortician." Then one day it was gone. I figured the guy either found true love or ended up in jail for something creepy.


    >implying this is 4chan and not /b/
    >implying /b/'s goal is to be PC and original
    >implying /b/ is trying to cater to your sense of humor
    >implying you're not butthurt
[mfw](http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSnkmP-UQtjqpIIFF5uZwqqSqHgD0GBHVRrXGWKquCtHyVpTIn9ETOx4dA7Pw) I can feel your frustration oozing out of my screen


As a Canadian, how does one get drunk on Bud Light?


Did you get raped by the fat whore and the whiny faggot bitch in their disgusting looking shit filled dungeon?


We shouldn't have to worry about that until tomorrow.


I was actually planning on saying that.


Kind of like trying to pronounce Punpkin.


i fucking hate /r/music


Unfortunately, going out and getting a blowjob is a lot more difficult than you make it sound.


And wait for the police...


RES tagged "Rubbed nose in family period blood".  Hmm.


DON'T FORCE YOUR BELIEFS ON OTHER PEOPLE.

IN ORDER TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T, WE'RE FORCING YOU TO PROVIDE PILLS YOU DON'T WANT TO PROVIDE!

Makes sense, bro.


In case any non-Americans missed it the last time we had this thread, the 'jelly' used is not dessert gelatin but rather fruit preserves.


wtf man. whats your problem?


Not me, but when my sister was about 4, she ran up to the Cruella de Vil character at Disney World, and yelled while wagging her finger at her, "You leave those puppies alone!"

Apparently the woman wearing the costume had a hard time staying in character and had to turn away because she was laughing.


I just hope someone doesn't spam the survey D:, since it appears you can submit an answer as many times as you like.


You are on a train. You don't know where it's going but you know where you want it to go...


That isn't how it works son.


Too much random chance for it to appear in the first place to be considered a legal stage


This didn't happen when bullying was prevalent.


Are you gonna give me gold for my comment?!


One handcuff on his hand, the other attached to his belt. If there is no belt, leg shackles and one hand cuffed to the shackles. There is always a way.


 here's another story of those wascally Freedom Luvin Tea Partiers!!!

 http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/09/20/democrats-pumping-tea-party-fear-factor-upset-primary-wins/


will call it the top lap


>implying all skaters smoke weed


>pushing them to the limit

Everybooby to the limit-

Everybooby to the limit-

Everybooby come on fhqwhgads.


Gladly* LOLOLOL GUISE I CORRECTED HIS SPELLING


Then Bill Murray would start walking out, turn back to the president and say, "No one will ever believe you."


I thought you were joking at first, but then I realized that it's true.


It can blow other things if you play your cards right


Look, the guy said he was a "champion for men everywhere". The fact is he is being celebrated for punching someone to death, and then giving his mom some money.


Everyone should understand why this is a terrible idea.


You really made a point with that one... as if commenting on reddit requires NBA talent.. Are you asian by any chance?


He wanted you to see.


It's because he is copying many others like shitty watercolor and shitty oil painting etc...

Edit:  Thanks for downvoting the person that answered your question.  Really helpful.

~~Edit2:  Still waiting for a better reason as to why thalescosta is getting downvoted.~~


It's always comical when Europeans ask about how America got so fat. Then they come visit and understand in a like 2 days. Portion sizes are twice as big and fried butter and glazed bacon donuts are actual dishes that people eat.


Wow.  I was the first to upvote and I get this shit.  Fuck you sir.


Does that look marketable to you?


Just because she was alive during both World Wars does not mean she had any part in them...


There are are two things reddit loves to talk about more than anything else in the world. Typos and cats. I'm afraid this is the perfect storm. We've lost this one, I'm sorry.


My point was never that there aren't issues, only that those issues are not what we need to focus on and to create a "Men's Rights" movement is insulting to how far society still needs to go on women's rights.

I want to have a conversation about this though. We seek the truth through debate.


>If you are being stung by multiple bees, do not jump into a pond or other body of water like you see in the movies. The bees will wait.

>*The bees will wait*

Everything else in the post is amusing, handy advice, or adorable. This, on the other hand, is terrifying and sinister.


> Wouldn't there be a red flag when they say once we change it there's no going back!

I don't know!!!

**TL;DR - You are a pussy**


Alternatively, we are almost done killing off all the Internet Explorer users.


Some of us like uniforms and just see this as a way of thumbing their nose to authority. I don't find this is an appropriate thing to teach your children. You have a problem with people want to keep their neighborhood nice.


I will call them japooties from now on!


No, they're all the same game. All of them.

Yeah faggots. I feed on your tears. Downvote me. DOWNVOTE ME AND FUEL MY ARMY OF DEMONS. WE WILL CONQUER ALL WHO DARE OPPOSE US UNTIL THE WORLD LEARNS THE TRUE MEANING OF DESPAIR.


Its good to know this happens to other people. I now have a neon green hat I wear I call the Meeting Hat for just this purpose.


shouldnt be necessary... it was an off hand comment made during a GSL cast...you either watched it or you didn't... In this situation having someone explain the context isnt going to make it any more/less funny.

either you enjoyed it or you didnt...if you didnt...move on to the next post and dont bother whining


You wouldn't shoot a policeman!

Then steal his helmet!

Then go to the toilet in his helmet!

Then hand the helmet to his grieving widow!

Then steal it again!


Or he just has standards


As a Zionist Jew, I wanted to stick a knife in Bibi when I heard him say it.


You just leave it alone for a little bit.  Things will come back when you are not trying to remember them.  I also try to do the crossword everyday but its getting harder to see.  Bless you and good luck!


oooh they surrounded the police?? Hang them from the highest tree!! There was no violence threatened by the protesters, the police could have easily left the area if they wanted to...remember this is on their own campus, not on the forecourt of a police station.


Text me when you get home safe bby.


That's an overstatement. She just does for him because she likes him and she is getting to live here for free I think.

Would it be healthier for her to be on the street, where she would be getting pimped out and pumped full of drugs? Is that going to lead to a path to recovery?


I think he might have. He started jerking off a lot after that and sometimes I could see him jerking it to me in the bathroom or my bedroom.


Oh no, you're very much mistaken. American tourists are as a rule extremely disliked. And the "willing to spend them dolla dolla bills" is part of why. Americans seem to think that because they spent money to go somewhere, the whole place owes them everything they want on a silver platter.

It's true to a certain extent of all tourists, but Americans are easily the worst.


"I'll take cunnilingus with a side of blumpkin, please."

Edit: My most upvoted comment in the history of my account, is about licking **vaginas** and being blown while dropping a brick. The fuck am I doing trying to make witty comments when I could just do this?


Why? You can get even see really who said it,  also, what about the people they employ? Like the house cook? He is now out of a job


Put simply, lying through their teeth. Most charity based programs dont require much proof so some people just lie because why not.