$10 five years ago but now the way the economy is...


Amazing tip!!! I'll tip you....over a cliff you fucking gook. Don't worry, even if you land on your face, it can't possibly get any flatter, you flat faced fuck.


Neither of which are excluded from any respectable history lesson.


Hijacking top comment to say that the comment section here is actually pretty decent.


And thus, bear grylls was born.


I love karma so much. I better not get downvoted!


Ended on a cliffhanger! Are you Team Carly, Team OP, or Team X?!?!


Meh. My iMac's HD 6970M runs games (Crysis 2, The Witcher 2, Dragon Age 2) better than my huge, clunky HD5850 ever did on my gaming PC.


> average speed would be about 500kbps

In Australia even the internet is trying to kill you.

edit: Wooo gold! So long peasants. Get your dirty hands off me.


Yeah, atheist values are at stake here. Religion is for n00bs!!!1!!1!!!!1!!


Woodworking is a largely isolated pursuit, but it's very gratifying to do it communally, whilst AROUND other woodworkers, so you can all put your heads together when one person has a puzzle to solve. I love puzzles. I love my community of woodworkers, both in my shop in LA, in NY, and all of my new pals from the world of Fine Woodworking Magazine across the country and AROUND THE WORLD.


Ironically, being a jerk about it has gotten it to the front page.  Then they read the comments and think, "Oh, the hivemind says i shouldn't like this guy, I shall downvote him!"  Further proof, r/politics is full of tools.


Let's hope the history we like repeats itself.


It's because she, like the rest of us, had grown tired of one person's aggressive assholery. There's only so many times you can deal with him being insane before it starts to wear on you.


And on that note, no one gives a fuck if you shoot a quick text out as long as you're not sitting in the first few rows.


Street art?  LOL Fuck that.  Vandalism is what it is.

That Bansky fuck needs to get a job.  Might I suggest scrubbing graffiti in the artic tundra that is Iowa 6 days a week before sunrise?


If you have to fuck every hole in one go, the correct order is mouth, vagina, anal. The reverse order is the worst order.


I... Wow. I have the feeling you are male, and it is way more graphic than you first said. I think, by masturbate, you mean "I bent over in front of my whole family and proceeded to jamb a back massager up my 10-year-old boy ass".

TL;DR you are a guy and you took your own virginity (anally) in front of your whole family.


Yeah, I got the fuck out, after I took some pictures for /r/WTF of course!


This fine upstanding citizen's body is still warm and his family already sued for 25 million. Not to mention he's already been in and out of jail prior to this. He's going to end up getting shot one way or another; his family just happened to win the California lottery, courtesy of CA taxpayers.


It didn't have to be good advice, did it?


Conveniently the first Western Ground troops to fight against ISIS.


TIFU by drafting an arrest warrant...


No, just college stoners.


Agree, didn't think he was going to get there.


Came here for the top comment. Was not disappointed.

EDIT: Why all the hate? You'd act like I just stopped the signal or something.


She probably wasnt crazy, just a touch of mountain sickness.


Good for you and your strong moral standards


Then why do boats float? You can't explain that.


I'd hate to see what a "period key" looks like. Is it made of blood?


"Gather round children. I'm going to tell you about the time I was a tree"

"Grandpa is drunk again..."


Wow, you are a fucking faggot.


Any guy can be a father, it takes a real man to be a dad


No one asked about that. This was completely irrelevant, congrats.


He probably thought it was the *lunch* button! :P


That's rape, just sayin'


Any more touching and there would've been a live stream in his pants.


Or you guys could stop cheating?  But hey, this is /r/NFL where everyone has a Brady poster over their bed apparently.


Jokes on you, my toaster doesn't have numbers.


wow you are one verbose motherfucker ESPOUSED REPRESENTATION SPADES SPADES HERP DERP

yea i just think XenoX101 is a cunt. i'll excuse myself while you guys continue this civil discussion about eSPOUSINGSING G-WORD *within THE CoNtext He cLaiMS*

not so ninja edit – fuck u xenox i hope you see this even though i'm below threshold. fuck yo face.


That feeling of not QUITE being good enough would be a bit crushing, though.


Shodanx, you are disgusting as a person. Not everyone considers being pregnant a bad thing. You say "disease" as if everyone that is pregnant doesn't want to be. Grow up.


In my day, "inspecting the source" was just called "dinner with the parents".


Oh I'm sorry if I upset you by stating a fact. Notice how I didn't claim it as fake.


Your heart always skipped a beat when her dad answered. More than once I hung up without saying anything because I was a pussy


wtf

it doesnt say anything or even mention Meepo

seems like they just didnt think up a story for him


Good gay guy Greg gets guy girl.


Have you read my post http://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/2w0pw1/i_guess_this_issue_required_some_clarification_re/


I'm also skeptical. Real Americans are taken to Walmart at birth where they are issued a firearm, a six-pack of Bud Light, and a Republican voter registration. Are you sure you're an American?


I'm sure you're not alone.


Im a big guy, and i've broken a few couches in my day. If we plop down, we should pay for it.


But down vote you...for no reason apparently?

Approved!


Seriously I hope he thanked his boss.


Wow.  Please downvote me for saying "This".    One of my biggest pet peeves and I did it myself.  I feel ashamed. Punish me, I deserve it.


What did it say, and what does it say now?
WE NEED TO KNOW!


no thanks, you can keep it.


I actually don't.  Unfortunately my parents and I have had to pay 90% of everything out of pocket.  My surgeries cost anywhere from $1,500-$15,000 depending on what needs to be done.  Plus we have to pay for hotels and plane tickets (my doctor is in Boston and I am not). Yay non-universal health care in America....


Yeah, we will give you a button which will auto scroll the long reviews.


DID YOU JUST KILL ME?!

That's like an assault. You're so reported!


/ get scotch tape

/ rub my vagina all over it

/ stick it to the floor

/ someone will inevitably have to remove it

/ MMMMMM YEAH I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT MMMMYEAAAAAHHH VAGINA JUICED VAGINA JUICED.


I have no idea. But needless to say, we gave her endless amounts of shit over it.


Humor that belittles people who are already oppressed isn't funny or smart. If you want to make a crude joke, at least put some effort into it, put a spin on it, attack power, attack oppression.


Am I the only one who would upvote the post? It is interesting and relevant material that actually contributes to the site. Its better than the hundreds of the "DAE think that marijuana should be legalized" and "herp derp" posts.


He sounds like a simple clown.


Oh, come on.  If you run updates, use Firefox, and don't download random EXEs, you really don't need to get viruses on Windows.  If a new Windows edition failed to support HALF the things OS X fails to support, it'd be laughed out of the market.


>Let's not start a debate

Please.

I've had enough of those for one night.

edit: I want to throw up. I fucking hate it when people go off on me online. So seriously. Shut it.


Contemplating suicide and being suicidal are very different things.


How is that passive aggressive? If no one points it out it won't get fixed. It isn't sufficiently trivial in my book if I had to pause for half a second.


The Xbox started the fire.


The proper meme, is "so brave".

Also, it is terrible, don't use it.


They rapin' everybody out here.


Oh, I agree. But it seems rather like a reaction to someone who doesn't understand the larger situation. Perhaps I should have said "before you go be upset on the internet".


On the other hand, he was an entertainer. Of all the deaths he could have had, I think he'd be okay with dying on stage to the sound of laughter.


> 75 points 4 hours ago (4|0)

Hmm. Not sure if reddit is broken, or if RES is broken...


> Whole Wheat, Sugar, Rice Flour, Canola Oil, Rice Bran Oil, Fructose, Maltodextrin, Dextrose, Salt, Calcium Carbonate, Cinnamon, Soy Lecithin, Trisodium Phosphate, Caramel Color, Annatto Extract Color, Zinc, Iron, Vitamin C, Niacinimide, Vitamin B6, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B1, Vitamin A, Flavor(s) Natural, Folic Acid (Vitamin aB), Milk Non-Fat, Vitamin B12, BHT To Preserve Freshness, Vitamin D


Impossible to square root a negative number, retard. Unless you're going into complex numbers which a philistine such as yourself would not know about.

Please take your intellectual discussion to /r/atheism.


Wash your fucking mouth.


It's a good ole' fashioned reddit witch hunt. People have their pitch forks and torches out, but I think we both know in about a day no one will give a shit.


I'm Jewish. I ate bacon wrapped shrimp last night. It was awesome.


Sorry Britney Spears but little girls whine and cry. And that's all I see around here when it comes to smash 4.


Like the Radio Shack of vaginas.


Not sure if poor reading comprehension or insufficient grasp of biology...


I have a son.  He's older now, but when he was young I explained to him what happened to me.  I wouldn't let him stay out and play after dark.  He would always get a little upset and then I would tell him I was sorry, but I had "baggage".  Then he would understand.


You spell it gorilla you luttle fag bitch cunt

TROLOLIOOLOLILILOLOLOLPLOLOLO


The same ones who claim depression is just because you're not thinking happy enough.


wrong, I had sex with his wife. he is letting frustration out, one bullet at a time.


wow.  you win.  You also need a new hobby.


Le gem amongst the "Original" Slenderman's and PSY's


Already did it. Anonymous email a few weeks ago. But knowing her... nothing will get done about it.

**edit** Alright, a lot of people seem to think I should have told her in person, but trust me when I say this. Anonymous email was, without a doubt, the best way to go about this for her.


I'm not being obtuse. And my mother speaks Arabic as well, so....


My partner Wally threw a cup of mashed potatoes onto the ceiling tiles and they stuck as a clump there.  The potatoes remained there for many many years.


I used to think taking an arrow to the knee made me stop doing things, but then a series of events including taking an arrow to the knee occurred, causing me to rethink such actions.


A buddy of mine in college had this theory about Sir Anthony Hopkins. The guy doesn't act, he just wanders onto movie sets. But, at this point, he's so famous that they just change the script around him. So directors are always laying out bait around their studios to try and draw Hopkins into their films.


The article is neither news worthy nor discussion inspiring.

It doesn't say how the kid died.

All OP did was post an article that a cadet was dead and the school is investigating, while having to mention he goes to West Point.

It is a karma grab.

There is no discussion to be had about the article, other than "that sucks"


9 months, eh? Must've been the grits that got her goin.


this is what u gamer fags get for playing a game about a fucking train simulator. wtf is wrong with u socially inept retards? why dont u nerds go study actual engineering and do something with ur life instead of wasting ur time playing a stupid ass game about trains. its really weird that u nerds jerk off 2 pictures of trains.


Well Adolf did kill Hitler...


I'd still be sure to berate him for being immature about running away to Africa.


Sounds like your grandparents are ass holes.


This one time I was in a building, then, I just got the fuck out. That was pretty exiting


She went black, then went back?


Yes, virgin modders are my favorite.


SPIDERS SHOULD NOT DRIP


I agree, but that's been posted so many times. I didn't want to get downvoted for a repost >.<


and i know jiujitsu


down voted for posting a spoiler. read the reddiquette next time; i almost down voted you


I shit *competetively.*


Lowie CY is just another intolerant and inmoral atheist that believes in theories. Do some research. I don't care about your replies, instead use the downvote  Zuckerberg invented. I DO HAVE a valid point the positive feedback proves it. Please don't reply. thanks.


Yeah it's like this one time I saw Summer Glau. After all that staring my GF was all like "who the heck was she?" and I was all like "Just some random porn star, you wouldn't know her". Dodged a bullet there, whoah!


Nah, we're only slightly less silly than the yanks.   It should really be yyyy-mm-dd - most significant digits to the left, just as we do with .. well .. every other single type of numeric value...


yeah, but it's give and take. Sure, you might have to pay $199.95 a month, but you're completely disregarding the value of the one weird trick that they learned.

I would totally do it if I could afford it, but my assets are currently tied up in Nigerian investments.


Well that changes things. In Canada it might be perfectly fine to call the police. In the US, it should be an absolute last resort.


Much lower than you think. And it's the middle hole. My strategy is just start at the top and slide your way down, applying a little pressure. Eventually, it will just let you in.


You're god damn right I haven't.


Yep, any guy that will cut his cock during erection is bat shit fucking crazy.  Damn.


I don't, my man. I just know that he's failed to win anything significant at Real Madrid. Nothing wrong with calling things like they are.


Mmmmmm... cyanide tea.


Why? Hes going to be one of those overprotective parents that dont let their children do shit

 and hes gonna try everything at hand to make other parents as lame as him.

Its this "science-ization" of bringing up a child that is making the people of today's generation as sick and pathetic as they are!

Burn all these "how to raise my child" books and f.u.c.k. overprotective parents.


Hygiene control, washing hands everywhere and immediately report any sick people.


That is an unfortunate story, but your horrible grammar makes it difficult to care.


The idea of getting so drunk that you'd install Bing and forget about it is hilarious.


> wow, dont even know what to say, not very far off the shit ISIS does.

I think the word you are searching for was "Waffen-SS". ISIS is a lot more considerate, they got laws they follow...


Do people really try to drive without a seat belt?


'Could of done' instead of 'Could have done' is common slang, why are garbage posts like this upvoted anyway?


Downvote, it was likely a gift to her, as such it was her property under the law.


http://i.imgur.com/PWgjD

I had to try.


nice buzzword! :\^)

unfortunately you can put pretty much any adjective in the sentence "I enjoy making fun of _____ people on the internet" and it still sounds just as pathetic. I hope you don't tell people IRL that you post on a subreddit called fatpeoplehate because I'd sure as hell be embarrassed to.


Who really wins in this game..


So getting the state involved in a family matter is the solution?  You're all little bitches.


Except for the tribal armband tattoo. Their parent's probably did that when they were born, so they could tell them apart.


That's funny, considering I used to judge these debates, I would beg to differ. There's a legitimate tactic being employed here - you're just too unfamiliar with CX debates to understand what you're seeing/hearing.

This is how you keep track:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf6HBKgkSAM


What the fuck did I just read?


That Helen Keller's name ?


10/10 can judge someone of either sex. Who cares if I'm heterosexual, I can openly say Ryan Gosling is a nice fucking man.


LOGGED INTO REDDIT TO SAY

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Tony Stark for Halloween, do it.


dramz dezerve commentz


I can't believe it's not butter...


because they all hole up in /r/aww to upvote dogs and downvote cats cause they're salty /r/dogs is not as popular as /r/cats which shoots up to /r/all all the time on its own. you see there's disproportionate amount of dog threads on the front page of /r/aww everyday. like it's almost absurd.


I'm sick and tired of the hypocrisy of all of the politicians beating the war drum beat but not sending their own kids over there, and then turning their backs on our soliders when they return. Bachmann voted against the Veterans' GI Bill, Veterans' Job Act, and support for their mental health services. Her actions are a disgrace when it comes to veterans' issues.


I suppose I may have jumped the gun a bit - but hey - we're all karma whores.  They made a poor choice for packing materials.  Consumers deserve to know.  When/if they make things right - I'll definitely update everyone on my level of satisfaction.


I found this difficult to masturbate to.


Apparently photos of a dead or sleeping dog are funny now.


The mother sounds retarded. If that were my kid, I would be happy she has friends looking out for her.


Should we consider all opinions as equally true or legitimate to engage with? Some ideologies can be ignored without fretting about it.


Everyone is tough over the internet, faggot.


ha downvoted everyone dunno why ;0p


Yes we saw the image too


How's that an exploit? That's clever use of mechanics.


I read Q N D P as Quarters, Nimes, Dickels, Pennies. I wish we had Dickels.


I lol'd

**Edit: most downvotes I ever got today is a good day!  Also fuck all of you noobs**


Sweet mother, sweet mother...


As if his business was all that legit.
Sure it had people using it for file storage, but I'm sure that's not what it was primarily used for. He had a seedy past which doesn't help his case any.


You could actually go into settings for the modem and turn off the sound.  Yessir, I was pretty 1337 back in 6th grade


Yes, and my comment was an opinion too...with an expletive added out of exasperation as this is a typical retort comment by..oh whatever.


bawl so hard motherfuckers try and find me


KARMA IS IMPORTANT GUISE. TRU FACTS


My mom told me he looked like he was getting sick and he probably had cancer. I was 8 years old.


dude... have you ever watched a celtics game? we RARELY get techs.

edit: HA! that list includes defensive 3-second techs :|

edit 2: i find it hilarious that after 3+ years of heavy reddit use, this is my most downvoted comment. le sports.


"I'm trying to blackmail you. Give me a chance!"


What could possibly go wrong?


It *did* turn out to be a pig party. All the other girls had pigs for dates.


Right? Like the people chaining themselves to poles and blocking traffic in all these cities around the US. Petulant children, indeed.


All your literally killing is babies and toddlers


You know he was drunk right? If he was sober he wouldn't have done this.


Oh my god I submitted the Record Milk Sales one. For the confused, the title was ["Ridiculously Photogenic Guy Goes Missing"](http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/rsmbb/ridiculously_photogenic_guy_goes_missing/).

My [face](http://www.gifbin.com/981599) when I read his response.


No, betas are free. Your are talking about early access.


You have a way with words.


Pretty pimp? I believe you mean "pretty handsome". Reddit and their choice of vocabulary. *sigh*

Sometimes I wonder how these potheads and atheists keep up with their pathetic lives. I pray to God every day that he changes Reddit, and every day I see a new spark of light. :) Someday, Reddit will accept God as their one and only Savior. :) :)


That ended a lot differently than expected.


I would assume it is cheaper per person the more guests you invite.

Other than that, I agree.


So he's a prostitute.


I'm curious why the Republicans waited until now, an election year, to raise these issues when they could have easily done it during the Bush administration when this program was conceived and implemented.

No, of course this isn't the Republicans playing election year politics.


What makes you think she would have had to stop if the driver were on the right side of the road?


If you love WWII tanks then there are a few scenes in Fury that are pure WWII tank porn.


Didn't ask for thier names. Just the show


I am a teacher, my salary is posted online because apparently people think we are scamming them. I make $30,000. I can't ask for more even if I was the best at my job, since it's a tier-based pay system.


I know, I don't make a good door either.


I had a few dates with super models lined up. I figured I could move a few things around to waste some time with you nice folks. xD


ummm, anyone that knows me. Knows that I'm fucking too lazy for this shit.

Edit:

Otherwise I'd keep logging in alt accounts to upvote myself for virtual points!... I love points.


Yes. YES I CAN. And I can eat it too, if I want.


Are you like still a virgin than? Because by 26 you'd normally have a few things jammed up there by now.
Edit :  Bring the rain of downvotes


I hit that...sexually


It's not like I found your original submission and then **resubmitted it.**

You should be less cynical.


They don't use film anymore.

**EDIT:  Fuck all of your downvotes, that's a true statement.**


Also, wouldn't a psychic KNOW what she was going to be asked?


Ohh... I guess that was a big deal back then. Ohh well...

Makes you appreciate freedom that internet brings that much more :)


Bud lite. Up for anything


Stephen hawking needs to have as many offspring as possible imo. If I were president, I would allow him any woman he wanted. &#3232;\_&#3232;


My father-in-law worked for NASA developing the thermal shield for the shuttle program, so this topic is often discussed in my home. We need to increase space exploration. I support going to Mars and establishing and outpost on the moon.


"World's tiniest violin" is actually a request for money (thats sooo sad, i will help if you pay me to)Rubbing your fingers together, you know.


They're in d'nile about how rivers should flow.


what are you talking about?


I forgot sarcasm doesn't work on Al Gore's interweb....


Extremely. I really hope people aren't seeing this and thinking "Oh shit *that's* what I need to start doing!"


But telling him that might stop him being scared!


Spanish looks so ugly to me...

...Am I racist?


Back in the 80s, I noticed that songs seemed to sound faster and higher pitched on some stations. I tested by taping the same song off different radio stations, and lo, I was right. But there was no internet then, so my discovery remained secret. Until now.


Then you, sir or madam, are part of the problem.


God this is movie-status hilarious


it's not Pay 2 Win. So many lemmings these days.


I'm more disappointed by the fact that our driver gets out to check the damage to his own car rather than checking the damage to the other human being.


Adobe is shit since it's owner went off the deep end. Where is he now anyway? I have a great idea for a TV show, they should make a show called "Where are they now?" and they go visit people that wen off the deep end. I'd watch that to no end. LOL!


Because it's fucking wrong.


Oh you poor poor thing. I can't imagine the hardships me lying about cancer to prove a point has imparted on you and your family.


I'm thinking it was a "oops i mistakenly sent you a text that was meant for another guy in hopes of making you jealous" text


Um... cinnamon is way, way worse.


> Oh, it also had me as a 99% match with myself. So that was nice.

Cook yourself dinner and masturbate then. Call it a date.


I bet you never get
some.


AFAIR people have ended in some sex offender registry for peeing on the side of the road. If so then it's become pretty useless.


his time has gone. arsene wenger hasn't won in ages but he's still stable. benitez has been on decline since he won the CL with you (and that was a inhereted squad). he took you from a good squad to having a large responsibility in your clubs current decline. he also turned inter from a CL winning squad to what they are now

he's done well before but I'd say he's past it now


We just passed an anti terror bill that is more extensive than the 2001 American one. Our government is as shitty as usa. I've never heard of this syrup thing.


WOW ITS ANODER WEPOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWANKS WEDDIT FOR DA OWIGINAWITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOO GOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


My friend had something similar happen. He was near the end of Mass Effect and wanted to show me something from earlier in the game since I had never played it. So he fires up an old save, shows me, dicks around a bit, then instinctively saves his game. Accidentally overwriting his near completed game.

And that's the story of how I got a free copy of Mass Effect.


Here comes the thoughless circlejerk of dipshits.

C'mon dipshits (that means you, reading this.) Downvote me for disagreeing. C'mon! You dipshits should rob me of my fake internet points to 'teach me a lesson!' Tha'd 'ull learn 'em!


TIL: Porn for the blind exists as a non-profit website. &#3232;\_&#3232;


I won't have to nag, that's the point.  He does want me.  Last night we got so heated while making out that he nearly took my pants off.  I had to slow him down and remind him that we can't do that yet.  He's turned on less often than I, but often enough for me to be happy.


> Isn't it obvious? We'll be dirtier than anything on the Internet!

...That's the most ambitious premise for a game I've ever heard.

PS: I'd suggest creating this game in a state that doesn't have the death penalty.


Common in mine and older ones, just not in the millenials.


You can see under the desk?

Well, shit.


then he killed himself


He can move back in with his parents, it shouldn't be a problem since he values their opinions and input so much!

edit: thank you anonymous gilder!!


He is not a clever man.


Fuck I didn't even think of that. I just dived in wondering what it could be. I could have died..


Oh man if Top Gear was a bunch of old white dudes with fancy cars talking about how much they hated white people, *I'd watch the hell out of that*.


One time my boyfriend pulled out and cum shot into his mouth....and I laughed so hard little queefs came out in sync with my laughs.

Funniest sex day ever


Oh the reddit hate i'm gonna get from [this](http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr02/27/20/enhanced-buzz-17808-1382919326-3.jpg) post


Bing is better for porn, or so I hear.


Shocking, considering you have a furry name and you're probably in your 30s considering the "77" tag.  I wonder why you wouldn't find 30+ year old men obsessing over my little ponies to be weird :)


Clearly David Beckham can heal the infirmed with soccer balls.


You've got to do what you've got to do.


And just think, if you save one of those everyday, you'll eventually have enough to afford a nice used car just in time to watch the Sun's core run out of hydrogen.

Edit: I don't deserve the gold but thank you very much. Now off to the pawn shop!


I used to be banned from the circlejerk, but then I took an arrow to the knee!


TIL my mother goes on Reddit.


So you deleted the AMA of a guy who was about to die? Dude that is a dick move.


The best advice from Douglas Adams.
>You might just as well give in and save your sanity for later.


I agree with you, ignore the neck beards who play wow for a living, they will forever be beta.


"Sorry for conquering you."


i dont try to control my gf's finances! &#3232;\_&#3232;
she doesnt have any to begin with


But then you'd burn through your roll that much faster. It wasn't just about getting the perfect shot, you had to conserve ammo too.

Shit was like playing a survival horror game.


You and your friends have downs then, that's like 40k, Pre-2006 you could still make like 100k+ an hour just making arrowshafts...


I ... I think want be a girl.


Maybe think about *not* drinking and driving, fucking moron!


At least she does not expect them to remember it all. But If I was her I would never eat out.


I mean the brick is more useful than a PS4 so he's got that going for him.

Edit:  must have hit home with that one, poor console owners.


Your apostrophe is weird.


> dating as a gay man is way more difficult than dating as a straight man.

Oh really, tell us how you know about the struggles of a straight man.


but madagascar would lose no one...


I agree with you in totality old chum.


Oh, that is hella creepy. And so obviously. Eeeueghh.


You never go full retardant.


>(I have read and LOL'd about five times, actually)

Don't OD


Says the member of a group who has to derail other discussions in order to feel better about their hatred of women. Q_Q


You've been added as a moderator to /r/Pyongyang.


HAHAHAHAHA look it at him he looks gremlin or a leprechaun or something. What a twisted monstrosity of a face... *a real work of art!* HAHAHAHA!

At least it got rid of ballsack jowels. But its a trade off to look like grandpa suckface.


I was preparing for a RIP dad image at the end. I was glad there wasn't.

But seriously who brings a dead animal to a wedding...


He seems more like a dumbass making old jokes, move on.


This is very dangerous.  OSHA exists to protect you, the worker from injuries and death on the job.

http://www.osha.gov/SLTC/fallprotection/index.html

http://www.osha.gov/pls/oshaweb/owalink.query_links?src_doc_type=STANDARDS&src_unique_file=1926_0451&src_anchor_name=1926.451(c)(2)(iv) and 1926.451(c)(2)(v)

http://www.osha.gov/SLTC/poweredindustrialtrucks/


well aren't you a fucking retard


Mine is "Is he..." when he first see his son.


Yea, see, that makes sense. Just like a handicapped spot. Except the handicapped spot is, to me, essential. They have to live with a shitty condition that was, in most cases, forced on them without their consent.

Pregnancy, in most cases, is a choice. Keeping the baby is always a choice. You make a choice, you live with the consequences.


The best quote about the friendzone I've ever read goes something like this: "*Slut* is the word we use to shame women for exercising their right to say yes. *Friendzone* is the word we use to shame women for exercising their right to say no."


You would have done well in in a pitchfork mob. Quick! Abandon logic and do something drastic!


I don't think most people care as long as you aren't pretending little timmy with his voice cracking is under 4.


I DINK HE B DA ALVE.

CONSPIRAZY!111

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/r/conspiracy
/r/ConspiracyLogic
/r/Conspirajerk
/r/conspiratard
/r/ConspiracyHumour


Do you smoke a lot of weed?


That's where the stuck up downtowners end and the cool Toronto people start.


I don't think DAD (Die Another Day) is as catchy as YOLO.


"And this is the janitor..."


Quit acting like you're the shit you insecure smug meathead. How does having a pair having anything to do with muscles? I realize my muscles are small, which is why I'm looking for help hence the post you illiterate fuck.


He was checking his little cat brain for fucks to give.

"...nope. Fuck this guy's bottle of bullshit."


FAIL! I have downvoted you for suggesting Raiden has a flying kick, sir he does not. Actually I upvoted you and lied about it. I just dont have the heart to downvote anybody.


Hold it out the window.


I only heard people bitching about how Kanye ripped of Daft Punk, which is also pretty stupid.


That probably says more about her than it does about you.

You are probably better off.


I will downvote every single switcheroo comment from now on. This stupid, unoriginal shit is getting tiresome as it's everywhere in reddit from pics to videos.


i wanna do that squeeze my own butt thing now, seems like fun and stress relieving.


Your genetics say differently

Downvoters: choke on a cock.


As a male pornstar, this is an actual serious conversation I get to have a lot more than I should have to.


>[I'm also a lesbian](http://media4.onsugar.com/files/2014/01/06/002/n/1922283/26a420cfbaf5460f_image.png.xxxlarge.jpg)


I will treat you better than anyone else... I might even let you touch my star wars collectibles.

--the internet


Good point.  CS is a LOT more than just installing Windows!


Goddamnit now I want to give a blowjob...


What is this, baby's first vaporizer?  Looks like it was made by Fisher-Price or something.


Ann Perkins! Leslie Knope!


That's literally communism. Well, at least the basic gist. Just thought I'd point that out.

EDIT: I^regret^nothing,^bring^the^hate...


Three sticks of celery with vegemite, and an uncooked potato


As someone with a biology degree, both your specialties are a joke.


Dave is good people.


Unsubscribe then faggot.


Having sex with girls, I think?


Bigger? He basically looks the same now as in the first video.


He did, he is her father


Can't handle the blame; probably not meant for LoL. The flaming isn't going to stop sadly. =\


Whatever Favre, we'll see you next season.


Which Obama logo? The inverted cross with a pentagram or the 666 swastika?


this comment made me blow more air out of my mouth than usual


Unfortunately for you, mad people know how to downvote.


Well, grandparents are notorious for being all gushy about their grandchildren.. much less if they're famous enough to hand out cards over. Just sounds like an awesome grandma proud of her grandson to me.


That escalated quickly

/edit: Damn!


Like how we kind of don't hate Al Qaeda as much because they're fighting ISIS now too.


cos mumma needs her crack pipe and I aint makin one of those light bulb workarounds


As a girl with only one kidney.... how YOU doin'?


He's not offering blessings, he's basically offering psychological counseling.


Instead of a hunting rifle, have a big vibrator that you're cleaning and reassembling, then show him how powerful it is and wink at him


...and often win (see 2012).

EDIT: fuuuark you guys properly have a thing for Chelsea right now don't you? just trying to join in the debate here lads.


This, to me, is the most incredible and powerful comment in this thread.


Please fanboy, he just said it to dont have any problem with tsm or other specific na team.
uh, i almost forgot it: TSM TSM TSM BAYLIFE


Haha I love Chet! He was a lot bigger than me when we were younger, so when I annoyed him (which was a lot) he would rough me up (a lot). But now that we are older, we are very close, like I am with Colin and Elizabeth.

As for his music, I like some of it and other not so much. Hollywood is good. I've never been one for hip-hop, except for some exceptions in a few songs.


Do you really think I give a fuck about the opinion of random losers on the internet? Lmaooo


You mean the signal.bat for tech support


Sorry, no. Just watch the polls. Obama self-destructed tonight.


A bro that thinks on the fly.


Upvote for successfully using "a great blue wall of fuck you."


I'm surprised a break up story involving a duffel bag didn't end with a murder suicide but props to the dude for being awesome.


LOL you so funny. Taking homonyms and assuming a different meaning! reddit you are so unpredictable and crazy.


This doesn't depress me at all.


He's not all that funny, his streams aren'aren't that great and he looks like he hasn't left the basement in 5 years


I've been to many gay bars that did this with no issues.

However, I once went to a straight club that had moved into the location of a former gay club and kept the unisex bathrooms despite the change in clientele and it was a **clusterfuck**.


Are you kidding me? He's doing his job, dick. He was trying to keep what happened to him from happening to you.


Is the real Superman retarded, because he's clearly wearing his own symbol in the background, there.


read the title as "the most wonderful thing about niggers" but realized there aren't any


Her being the moon and all probably doesn't help.


that is a SAP for you right there my good sir.

I made you this. Enjoy. http://memegenerator.net/instance/25996075


The beginning of countless porn videos.


No I need the Unidan circlejerk to end.


They should put this on a banner at the front doors to every High School.


It's not lit. It must be her "comfort cig" while inside. /s

Edit: it was sarcasm, i marked it


I read it as MRSA first, since that's a thing, then realized he said MRTS. So then I googled it, and the first result was "Mass Rapid Transit System."

So, we're going to be infected with trains!

**EDIT**: 10 hours later, 16/67 direct responses to this comment are "I like trains." So... good job 24% of you.


A screenshot is when you take a picture of your screen, usually with the print screen button or some internal shortcut. This is what's known as a "photograph". You can take them with the digital hand computers.


You could say it was in mint condition.


Hate is natural. Hating things that are strange is also natural. Being a pussy sucks. I am tired of people like you not letting people like me hate in my own fucking country.


Well your area is nontypical. Anyways women can be masculine. Masculinity is a group of traits considered to be typical of males. But just because they are considered typical of males does not necessarily mean they are.


This is absolutely classic. A tiny unknowing civil rights activist.


Im downvoting because your comment doesn't add anything new to the conversation. It's a lot like how other people say "This" or "HAHAHAHAHA" or other stupid stuff like that.

Sorry but i heard this is how Reddit works... see here:

http://www.reddit.com/r/diablo3/comments/u03g7/motherofgod_this_just_dropped/


This is the entire history of the English and the French summed up.


except that he's a republican, which of course immediately rules him out of favor here in lovely unbiased reddit.


I just shout **MAKE LOUDER!**


He's doing his best to act like he's getting the response he desires out of you. I find this to be very unlikely, meaning he is the troll. Don't worry wiggly, he's just a douche.

When people are douches, just remember that you're *awesome.*


I was once chased by a goose. I slipped and it literally sat on me. Fuck geese.

Edit: a word


Yay I'm so witty I'm the excepetion. I'm undownvotable!


Oh you mean your "fat sister"?

Edit: that's what we called it in college, asking strangers at parties to meet your fat sister, and you walk out with your junk tucked.

Edit2: thanks for the gold, I'll buy my fat sister something nice with it


Why don't you explain how net neutrality would make a shit of difference when were talking carriage agreements/disputes? Here is a clue. It won't. You can't stream AMC, or HBO because they refuse to make make them available for you to stream a la carte not because of Comcast or Verizon.


Just like your mother, Trebek.


I used to not live up to my username... but then I took an arrow to the knee!


He dodged a fucking artillery shell


You guys make my head hurt :D


Poor kid is straight up doomed.


hehe we know memes XD


Some men just want to watch the world burn.


Lol I could say the same thing to all the people who responded to me feeling the need to defend their God

Doesn't accomplish anything


I'm working on an off-off-broadway production of CATS. Would you be interested in the role of Mr. Mistoffelees?


yeah...i imagine thats because /trees is mostly retarded teenagers and ignorant stoners..


The median price of a new car is $32,086.  Though MOST Americans buy used.


Everyone but you is being down voted,
I WALK AMONGST THE DEAD NOW!


or even worse, "I'm so random!"


So water pokemon had contact with heat,  and now is burned?


Why are you the way that you are?


Yo dawg, I've heard you like words so I put the word lexicon in your lexicon, and with spinnas, yo!


I noticed watching his videos that he has them under the people and blog category. Have him change it to the gaming category, and he may get some more views.


doesn't seem to be fake at all. just like almost everything else about him.


I'm too fucking high for this shit.


Congrats, you don't know what a safe space is or why it's necessary.


I don't know why I fully read this every time I see it

EDIT: I'D LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY, MY TWO LOVING PARENTS, AND MY CREW FOR HELPING ME - I WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO GET THIS MUCH KARMA WITHOUT YOU I LOVE YOU ALL!


eh the guy is a ***fuckin socialist*** thats a very bad thing it means that wealth will prolly be distributed or something kind of like what tehy did in russia and cuba republic not hatin just sayin its bad that france eleected an socialist :/


Well my life is complete. Thanks!


Wow... not like anybody would get it:

Firstly, nobody would know what a pug muzzle is.

Secondly, nobody would know who Sub-Zero is

Thirdly, if you're an adult like me, you shouldn't give two shits about halloween.

Just my 2 cents (-:


Well, guess who is getting traded in my My Gm mode in 2k15


yea, but the kids probably are rude and antisocial


My entire undergraduate philosophy education did not prepare me for this.


Honestly you are simply being a butthurt little bitch, shit like this has been going on since vanilla. If you dont like how a major guild controls server than fucking transfer off and stop crying.


You realize dead people can't text, right? Right guys? Guys?...


I used to nearly fall off my dinosaur, but then I took an arrow to the knee!


That'll do, pig. That'll do.


How long till you say bye for the last time?


Yup. I (a boy) once told my mom her new hair cut was just okay. She went from excited and bubbly to totally sad. I felt horrible. I learned my lesson. Besides, all that matters is that they feel good about how they look.


> I've never heard of a belief so fucking skewed as this.

I've never heard of a belief so fucking skewed as this.


>diet water

Ice water so as to be a negative calorie drink


that doesn't answer my question.


AH, so *you're* the person who needs instructions on shampoo. I always wondered who they were for...

Edit: on a similar note, I discovered the other day that my mother is the person who needs someone to show them how the seatbelts work on aeroplanes...


I happen to like gamepro, I don't work for them, I just subscribe to only a few Gaming RSS feeds...


Mild pregnancy: not quite as painful as full blown pregnancy.


Da hooman Eye can onli C 24fps and y would u want more it makes it les cinmatic1!
Mor like peasee mustard rice hurhurhrhur!!!


Penis Van Lesbian Jr.


For the gamer that has done everything.


> 25 year-old web dev: $85k salary, ~$12k-$15k bonuses, ~$20k stock per year, so total compensation is around $120k/year.

Oh sounds good! I should look into this.

> anyone can do it **with a little motivation**

Damn


A free downvote train? Count me in!

Complaint level = none. #swag #YOLO #praisejesus

Singed, XxXSMoKeXWeeDxErredayXxX420xXx


And why are you letting the pizza go cold as you're banging the delivery person?

Poor pizza. :(


Also directly contributed to the first moon "landing"...


Urge to kill rising...


Your definition based logic has convinced me that spreading lies about someone's personal life is perfectly ok and the mods were wrong to try to stop it.


Yeah, if it's gonna get shoved up my vagina, then it's gonna be quality dammit.


Well, obviously.

There's no evidence that we are not in control of the police in our country.


How long is it taking you to click through all the "yes, I want to connect to the internet" dialogs to reply to me?  Let me know when your OS is as stable and secure as mine.


It's not my fault that evolution made you weaker and less intelligent.

By the way, an ellipsis has three periods, you stupid cunt.

Edit:

You drive drunk and get in wrecks.  Please kill yourself without taking anyone else with you.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/mwufc/when_was_the_last_time_you_thought_something_in/


It actually just stays there due to the extreme shock absorption of the surface. I wish I could try it irl though, having a hard time picturing it happen.


Hmmmm, this box seems impossibly small for what's supposed to be inside.....

Oh well, into the cart it goes! *whistles*

Edit: Holy shit, I know it inflates. I'm not completely retarded. But I still think that if the product inflates to about 1/3 the advertised size, the box would be suspiciously small.


That does sound reasonable actually


IE all the fraternities


Don't ever wash your sister's forehead.


He clearly has no dick. Because only a pussy bitch would laugh at a joke and then say 'Oh, oh lol awful me, I'm going to hell for this, lol, reddit, I'm so bad, I just laughed at an insensitive joke.'

Which explains why as of now, 260 other pussy bitches have upvoted. This is reddit.


said everyone post-prom.


Lipstick is implicitly sexual because it insinuates blood flow in the labia.


Damn, that's pretty harsh. They could just fire you.


Yeah there's such a big risk of a blatantly antisemitic, unfair, anti-Israel comment being downvoted on reddit.

Fuck you all, you Jew-bashing dickheads.


Why are you still using prices like $1.49 in a penniless world?

I get that it feels cheaper than $1.50 to stupid people, but it's literally $1.50.


No I'm concerned that Instant Messaging is so important to you that you can actually be sexually aroused by someone's presence on the internet.


This I find particularly interesting because Japan used to be such a highly militarized society. You can still see remnants of it in the school system, and how seriously they take rank (eg at work).


Un-Done. Really tired of wielding stupidly oversized weapons on EVERY character.

EDit: Downvoted for opinion that was on topic! Fuck you subreddit, FUCK you.


hahaha

I have a Ball coke can. I must be better than you. Loser.


Nothing like blatantly disrespecting a day for women to show your movement is inclusive of women.


BUNSEN FRICKIN' HONEYDEW


fuck u reddit nigs are fags so much loadoasoaksfosmfklsef


Nice story but this is clearly the work of a vampire.


Shut the fuck up. "OH HEY. I'MMA COMMENT WITH THE ANSWER TO AN OBVIOUS JOKE. MY NAME IS DUCKADUCKA. I'M STUPID AS SHIT."


> Not content with cock-blocking me the first time,

*Clam jamming*, surely?


What an awful thing to do. Why would you like to pretend that this didn't happen the way it did?


The fact that everyone here is obsessed with hockey isn't a stereotype, it's the truth and an important part of our culture


Pussy.

Just sayin' what everyone else is thinking.


**Achievement Unlocked: Extended Mags**


Fact is, he knew she was drunk enough to confuse him with another guy. He was able to stop her, and he didn't. As the lucid party here, he had the power and the responsibility to stop it, and he didn't. He raped her.


Period blood.

Edit: My highest rated comment is blood from a vagina. Story of my life.


Why is this being downvoted? Im just pointing out the obvious.


Gonna need those nudes ASAP...


You might say that him going down on her cooch makes it look like...

...An insane clown pussy.


lol. This would be an amazing trade for us. Its so lopsided in our favor.


57 stories to his death


> Do you mean a wight?

If I meant wight, I'd say wight.

> The Others have a language and can converse with each other

YOU DON'T SAY?!


I read that in Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice and it was 1 million times funnier.


and an Ipad, I bet 99% of yanks didnt have a clue who they both are.


wow. Saying that you are a really good brother would be a huge understatement. Good job. I'm sure she'll always put immense trust in you after that.


You, sir, have not fucking proof for such accusations.


I shudder to think what would have happened to him if it had been new York or LA or some such.


I wonder how many people will understand the genius of this comment.


Nah, that's how he gets 'em.


We were both downvoted into oblivion, Reddit is so fucking retarded, and this subreddit is specially retarded and emasculated.


As the only dude who works in the HR department full of women, I am nodding my head up and down furiously in agreement.


MY BRODER HAS DA SMALLER PENIS DEN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! DATS HOW MY DADDYY KNOWS WHO WE ARE IN DA SHOWER GOO GOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Does that mean I won't have to wash them after wearing them?


I smell a white knight.


Coming this fall: "Fucking Magnets, Bitch. How Do They Work? Let's Build Some Weird Shit To Find Out." With Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage.

That should just about do it.


I used to eat freeze pops as an adult, but then I took an arrow to the knee!


Wipe it off on her hair.


I'm not complaining, I'm just calling what's going to happen. The hive doesn't like it when you speak out.


Which leads perfectly into what I have an irrational hatred for, which is when people leave time on the microwave.


Yes.  I too make a point to look away from my newlywed partner whilst being kissed.


Something tells me you weren't using the dictionary definitions of accidentally and random at all!


it is referring to the second most up voted post on r/trees


Without an new understanding of the fabric of the space-time continuum, enabling wormhole travel, the answer is **never**.


Lets be honest, none of its is funny. At best its slightly amusing.

I'm allowed to say as live in in Britain and studied philosophy at uni..

Edit: Seems I have blasphemed the hivemind.


A surprising number. It's kind of scary. :)


I'm sorry, I'd have to whisper back "Well you can use my napkin." The girls that try to control me find out I have too many buttons and the instructions are all in Japanese.


Did you lose marks for identifying the Aztec-Japanese war of 2015 as a turning point in world history?


Yes they should be able to destroy innocent life. With no punishment!


Anal is like vegetables if your forced to have it as a kid you'll hate it as an adult.

Edit: and yeah it's from Tosh guys.


Paddy wagon, huh? Not on this side of the pond, chap.


i bet 5 bucks will get you back in.


Pointer finger longer than the index finger = girl hands


Or "that's gonna get stolen in two hours flat, look at that neighborhood!"


As a black man, that looks tiny.


No one made me smile like u did Cat Facts.


the notion of gender, different from sex, is just a social construct.


The "wake up goddamnit!" slap:

http://i.imgur.com/i3f4pdD.gif


Someone makes a light hearted joke about a night out, they get drugged and robbed and the sub just calls them lame? No empathy just cowardice. Fuck that and fuck you.


So all you have to do to get out of a bad date is to tell the other person you were chased by cops last week? No confrontation or anything? Sounds like a plan.


I used to watch Epic Movie when I was 10 or so, but then I took an arrow to the knee!


I was personally hoping for "Turns out it was a bot match"


this is [/r/Fitness](/r/Fitness)  bro, not [/r/english](/r/english)


Kassadin now uses fury, riftwalking too much turns him into Mega Kassadin and returns the silence on his Q


>it goes to show you can do anything if you try

id like to see him run a marathon


Took her to watch 5 year proposal. She whipped out a burrito from chipotle for me out of her purse.  Gotta love that girl.


> He could lose a cheating whore.

reddit.


[Your comment in calligraphy.](http://i.imgur.com/riVK48m.jpg?1)


If you still don't know who Kevin is, then you don't deserve Reddit.


One time I thought it'd be a great idea to pretend my dick was a lightsaber when me and my ex were doing it. It sounded awesome in my head so I started making lightsaber sounds as I thrusted and hummed the imperial march. That in itself didn't seem too bad but when I remarked

"It's true what obi said, the force does penetrate us, especially you."

That kinda killed the mood.


Cockburn (pronounced Coe-burn) is a very common name for small towns and cities. You would have to be an immature child to laugh at a name as common as Cockburn.

Which brings me to you, da_bomb143 (-: Nobody believes that last name is Cockman, and we will **downvote** you accordingly :-)


Tell that to the squirrels and birds who are now panhandling on the streets.


So if I get a 9gag pic from 4chan, y'know, their usual shit, overuse of le and true story, it's 4chan related?

I'm not gonna continue this, but yeah, I see what you mean.


What are you? A downy?


Sciddly boo pedop bop bodiddy doop a doop


fuck you i'm 26 bitch! ..... why, do i look 14? :]


Lightning, thinking it has already struck you, will move on to find another victim.


If Carroll wins a 2nd Super Bowl I think he can be convincingly argued as the best football coach of all time. I'm not saying everyone will agree but I'm saying it is a pretty convincing argument. I give a lot of credit to dominating both college and NFL.


and also abnormally high suicide rates


Not sure if joking or serious.
(I normally can't tell in text chats)


They were just jealous because they have inferior potassium.


The Hasbara brigade is out in full force on this thread. lol. But the truth is its own reward.


You'd be the first player in the game and still get insulted in Russian.


I'm incredibly bitter (and it will happen to you!). Good psychoanalysis 8/8 m8 ur gr8.


BECAUSE IT DOESN'T WORK, YOU IDIOT

    Does V as an arrow work? ---V NO
         |
         |
         \/
        Maybe, we'll never know


Rhydon can only be caught in the HearthGold or SoulSilver Safari Zone, making you 10 years old. You probably caught Rhyhorn. Also, you couldn't possibly know it was a shiny in Gen I, and the Safari Zone was closed in Gen II, so you caught it in RSE, FR&LG, or HG&SS.


I always figured it was "read it", as in "I read it on reddit".


HAHAHAHAHAHA GREAT STORY APOSTOLATE!!


TIL R.L. Stine is a historical figure.


Damnit, no apostrophes on plurals! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Though I guess it's not unlikely, given the subject of the thread, that you actually *are* 6 years old, in which case, sorry for the outburst.


I was unhappy when I learned I had two vaginas, till I met a woman who had none.


Nope. I've eaten crazy amounts of weed, it doesn't kick in until an hour later.


Your tldr doesn't do the story justice, everyone read the story


nobody on reddit used all talk


That's exactly what I imagine unicorn puke to be like.


unsurprising really that the feminists would try this. anything to take away a kids fun. and of course the access rights to the guy are reduced because fun is seen as harmful. what a joke.


**BENNED!!** You are very brave to post...SO BRAVE


Didn't see any (but that's because they're really really small)


We should respect Hitler and Stalin I guess. Your rules.


I think the wizards and witches could easily stop bullets with defensive spells. Also, the killing spell leaves no mark.

Edit: Jeez


Directly stolen from it


Genitals go home, you're drunk.


This comment has been flagged down as spam and i am able to confirm this. The comment has been reported to me and will now be downvoted. Did i get it right?

Please upvote me so i may continue to keep spam off of this site for everyone.


licking the armpits was a good touch


God I hope not. Free speech MUST extend to speech with which we disagree.


Damn, your dad is the destroyer of women.


You. Could. Have. Used. One. Sentence.


And getting raped repeatedly in prison by burly dudes.


why is this comment upvoted. Yes its fucking halo you fucking moron!


Just fly with the top up for a bit to dry it out.


dude your a faggot get over it


That's 7,880 freedom units, for anyone wondering


What people define as hot nowadays saddens me. Yes, her body is hot, because she is a fucking model and has nothing to do all day. Her face is fucking ugly. So fugly + hot = average.

Edit: I feel sorry for you, white-knights. But downvoting me will not get you your dick sucked.


"Wait - how did you get here before us?"

"I dunno. By all accounts, it doesn't make sense"

-The Emperor's New Groove


Typical close minded idiot thinks anyone homeless can't afford a phone bill. Some places I get over $150 a day just for sitting on the ground and people come up and give me money


But is it a skateboard for your fingers?


TO BE HONEST, I'M JUST HERE FOR THE BLOWJOB.


He said "All I want you to do is to get hold of just one Everlasting Gobstopper and bring it to me so that I can find the secret formula. "


TIL emyks is a faggot.


Haha, I'm sure his wife was happy about that.


lol somebodys butthurt. keep raging dickhead

and i ll kick your ass anytime anyday. bring it bitch


She's gotta do what she's gotta do. Can't be a lusty wench without squat and bench.


That's a great use of your time. Excessive weed use doesn't make you a loser at all.

Edit: For anyone wondering, I am the CFO of a major clothing company.


If it's clean enough for the dog to lick, it's clean enough for you to drink!


Steve Jobs going with alternative treatments and delaying the surgery most likely did not affect the outcome at all.

http://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/one-more-thing/


Sober: I've made a terrible mistake.

Drunk:  HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS AWESOME.


ERMAHGERD, FERK YERU AURSE HERLE


He also said no one can hear you scream in space


The only thing that should be done about it is mass deportations.


From a mess to the masses!


just restrict his water intake to 1 or 2 cups a day!! works like a charm!! :)


That's why I go to work dressed as an astronaut.


Indeed, and just to spite that cheeky rickroller, I'm going to downvote him on principle, and upvote you so he can see all the upvotes he's not getting.


This could be lucrative if you sold drugs to him/her.


Urhm yes we can? Scoring in the last minute because you play until the whistle goes is totally different to winning because you played 6 defenders and got lucky twice.


Amazing, can't leave the country, can't go to college, great stuff.

Edit: thank you for all your help on the definition of 'amazing', I understand it's not always positive, but so many people have a hard-on about "off the grid living" at the moment, and that phrase being a fashionable buzzword led me to think he meant it positively.


I hate parents like you. You treat 'your' children like fucking possessions. "All mine now :)" what the fuck is wrong with you. That all you can think about after you win a custody battle and get to raise your daughter? You sir, are a fucking douche bag, and you daughter will hate you by the time she is 16.


Rest assured, that happened as well.


>hivemind.

ಠ_ಠ don't use that word, seriously....


im sure we can work something out


That's true, but my penis can erect, so I maybe able to do so.


This upvote is the only solace I have to give you.


Under animal cruelty laws in my state, if I were to kill my dog and eat it, I'd go to jail for a year. If I torture a pig endlessly in a slaughterhouse, there are no legal reprecussions.

That's why I don't like the hypocrisy of animal cruelty laws.


We can therefore assume that you have exactly zero genital piercings.


You probably meant fireman, not photo.

Edit: oh lord sweet baby jesus did I get fired on this comment.


Goddam bathsalt zombies are really lowering the bar for all of us.


Children's TV and showing nudity shouldn't go in a sentence together


Throw in 1/2 cup of water (if you used condensed soup), some potatoes and carrots... Baby, you've got a stew going.


"Little Brother" take your peasant  shit somewhere else.


I know you can in Colorado. And it has no difference in the list. So if you took a leak in an alley behind a bar, you are put on the same list, with no distinguishable difference, with a guy that might have molested kids.


Obligatory: just the tip

Screw you haters

Edit: screw you all a second time, but harder


*"Teacher shows kids how far Internet could take a picture, it really went... out of this world!"* cue cheesy forced newscaster laugh.


Except women always know who their kid is.. That's not the 50s that's humanity


The giant bags of popcorn got me


And maybe they can start by starting off the debate by asking a loaded question about Paul's racist newsletters.


>"Who told the Mexican *gorilla* that he couldn't go to the ballet?"

- Carlos Mencia


obviously not if he doesn't want to share lol


What would you rather fight, one spider-sized horse or a hundred horse-sized spiders?


Throwaway because I know a lot of redditors use 4chan and wont like this. But I think Pepsi should formally apologize to the Jewish community and make a donation to a holocaust charity. As a Jew was particularly offended seeing that phrase, I had family who died in the holocaust and for Pepsi to let something like this happens is deplorable.


Like the time Roger killed the five guys over $20


GET OFF MY LAWN YOU HIPPIE!!!!


The best judge of character is not how someone treats his equals, but how he treats his lessers.

I do believe that is the phrase.


hay gus can i get on the karma tran?


One of the more disturbing videos I've seen was of a squid getting its mantle ripped off in preparation for a dish where it was served alive. The way its tentacles curled up and started shaking very much showed if it could be shrieking in agony, it would.


Can we give up on this vicious circle jerk? It's ruining this sub. Everyone is foaming at the mouth to see a girl get punched in the face and celebrate it like we've been oppressed as men or something.


One of the cardinal rules. Never point the gun at something you're not willing to destroy.

Another - Keep your booger hook off the bang switch.


In the league business model, you can only buy cosmetics from Riot themselves, there is no trading or marketing allowed. So something you buy will be yours and only yours, with no resale possibility.


"Dad, you're embarrassing me..."

- OP


You mean timing on the schools part?  The brother doesn't pick school hours.

Honestly, it is called luck, not perfect timing.


.....but here's a pen, so poke me maybe?


I think the actual 2nd mistake was using a double negative in the 1st mistake.  more mistakes for the op!


10mins is quite long in blowjob time.


Someone doesn't get sarcasm.


Ask them if they want to get the full family experience by watching your kid while out.


Yeah, who cares about employment in Mexico anyhow?


Feed the rat peanut butter until you find a brand strong enough to eat the rat. Then you have pet peanut butter that can kill rat and snake.


Yes!!! I am WORLDWIDE.  Fear me.


Source ? I don't believe that at all, only because 99% of the shit said on reddit about Napoleon isn't true


Some days I wake up wishing that I lived in a world where everything were covered in semen.


Haha foreal idk y u got down voted here's an upvote


Meanwhile in prime time on NBC Ryan Seacrest is informing us how many 'likes' Michael Phelps has on FB.


Watch Norwegian documentary about Srebrenica. You can see evidences and Muslims testimonials how their leaders planed the whole thing. Also women and children were rescued, only man with guns were killed. It was war crime, they deserved trial.

Over 1 million people died in Iraq and Afghanistan, so many children dying every day, and you still want to talk about genocide?


Hey, he said, "Correct me if I'm wrong," not, "Affirm me if I'm right."


I used to think that this is the funniest thing I've read in a long time, but then I took an arrow to the knee!


You do, why do you think I make so many crappy movies?


But that begs the question


this kills the husband


How is anything about that creepy?


One between two of the other - like a sandwich full of joy. With syrup.


I hate repost complainers, but you actually made it funny. Thank you.


Bye bye Mr. Flying Robot.


Blah blah -2 points to you.

(reddit logic)

*edit: there goes! :))


I wrote a haiku for you in response:
    There is much typing
    Many others will agree:
    Too Long; Didn't Read


Wait, are you expecting people here to actually get a biblical reference? I bet 90% of those upvotes are people not wanting to look stupid even though there is nobody to look stupid in front of.


You are assuming that his last words would have been something profound, rather than "oh shit nigga my head hurts..."


Yes, there is, it's called death. That fixes every single person.

Now watch some herpderp try and take this out of context and claims "oh no, someone's making a death threat" :rolleyes:


IN WHICH A REDDITOR CHOOSES TO PHRASE A FUTILE DREAM AS AN INNOCENT QUESTION


I used to make up stuff about Lex Luthor like you, but then they took some marrow from my knee!


Wrong.  They aren't being killed because of a YouTube video, don't fucking transfer the blame.

They're being killed because of a savage and ignorant culture that celebrates violence against anything that challenges or opposes their belief system.  Murdering people for "offending" your religious beliefs is nothing sort of barbaric.


I see what you did here!!! ahahahaha. Well played sir. Seriously though...dat rock, dat ROCK! Some sexy quartz up in there.


you werent popular in high school, were you?


the less you care, the less of a prick you are


You guys don't have *the look*? You need to get on that, OP.


I was kidding...
bye bye my hard earned karma :(


I would take it out to

>Remember just smile. Love, Mom


Go into a library. You're acting like a dumbass.


Dude, ridiculous. They called her 'The Virgin' Mary because she'd devirginized half the guys in town.

Girl on top, doggie, jackhammer, Lotus, anal....she taught ME a few things.


Losing Vex and hawkmoon aren't that bad Imo, ice breaker really sucks though.
Just to make this clear, English is my fourth language so I might have a couple of mistakes at 3am, this is what I meant:
Losing Vex and hawkmoon, the act of losing it, is not that bad Imo, losing the icebreaker, the act of losing it sucks Imo.


I never had a wet dream. Not once. I had the internet.

Edit: I make *one comment* and my inbox is filled with stories about other people's masturbation habits. Jeez.


He was being theoretical giving and example so his question would be easier understood.


Wait... Toaster is a girl???


Yep, using a million swearwords, with zero actual content is legendary and hilarious.


It's not illegal to suddenly need to trim some fat at your workplace and you let that guy go by claiming you no longer have work for him. That's how work place retaliation works.


I spoke my mind about the world as I see it. If you wish me to elaborate any point I will be more than happy to do so.

Although I suppose you won't really like that because if you would have you could have commented in the thread where the discussion is happening instead of here in this gossip thread like a little bitch.


You're going to have to step down the quality of those paintings if you want to stay Shitty_Watercolour.


stop being such a sniveling little pussy.


Poor guy was ahead of his time. He'd be rolling in middle school strange in the Twilight era.


Crime Stinks: The Smell of Penetration. He Nose the Truth.


My boyfriend likes to focus somewhere on my face or my hair, squint, and furrow his brow ever so slightly. I know he's just fucking with me, but I still have to check a mirror every time just to make sure I don't have a booger on my face or something.


Not to say they cause autism but I have first hand experience with my fiancee's younger brother being almost completely blind, with palsy due to vaccines.

However, he was given the wrong ones...

Still, saying you can't be hurt is stupid as it is not true.


Pedophiles = original hipsters


Well if you understood how little my manager does at work you'd be a little irritated too.


Are you trying to get us all banned?


I'm sure you didn't actually laugh.


Ahhhhh HJRGWRTFGHVEBJNWRFGCHVABDVWHVGGESFB MKVGHSAJB VGDJSFNGDISFUJLNBFLSVHHFBNFIUPWIJU


GAH!
this story needs context- this isn't another 4chan joke is it?


This is what pisses me off about the deaths that have occurred in my life. So many people try to make the deaths about themselves, making a huge public display of grief for someone they probably wouldn't know the last name of if Facebook didn't exist.

Maybe it was the grief making me irrationally angry, but I would always blow up at these people and regret it later


Uhh, 3 unelected regulators made a decision that affects 330 million Americans. How exactly was this what people asked for? Do you even know what rules that were passed? How was this even close to a democratic process?


I too was taught this in public school in GA in 2000.  Being the smart ass middle schooler that I was, I told her she should probably tell the doctors that their latex gloves were not going to provide any level of protection against the HIV virus.  I got detention.  It was worth it.


Does nothing, science has proved this, please stop believing in magic.  Rice "works" because it's the only way people will leave their shit alone for a week so it can actually dry naturally.


Ah, that moment where you suddenly wish you'd spent as much effort actually getting the grades as you did lying to your parents.


Hey I want to be like all good democrats. Except for the part where they all take it up the ass.  Just tried of all the demtwit whining.  Just easier to ask for everything for free.


That's a lot for one convo.


whoa. i'm kind of flabbergasted..


No it ended when his mom snapped and strangled him with the strap


female: check.

beginner: check.

went down: check.

blame it on anyone anything else but herself: check.

see you at the top of the sub OP.

BTW, those don't look like riding jeans? they look just like normal jeans. unless my eyes deceived me. So i don't know what you mean by  "appropriate gear. ATGATT"


Thanks for the next movie on my playlist


How would he have them at home though? Oh yeah buying them from a store like he did here. You dumb cunt.


Mine returns the thanks


I'm not sure that the US has invaded Egypt to execute an old man in front of his family without charge or trial ever. It's possible that's not what you mean.

Edit: Give me your delicious downvotes. I am a jingo-vampire.


Twice is plenty for that.


but you don't feel violated going into public dressed in such a manner that the average passerby can see that? That IS the point of revealing clothing isn't it, so others can see. You did dress yourself after all. Not advocating taking pictures, but you certainly can take responsibility to make sure it doesn't happen to you.


MaaAAAAAaAaAAaaAAaaaps


I made a account and I give 0 fucks about karma


You're grandma is the shit.

Edit: I'm an idiot. I will leave the error as a badge of shame.


How is it badass? If he wanted them to look like bombers he totally failed.


>Hate to break it to you; he is completely justified in is unawareness of why he was banned.

We literally told him no, and still does it. There is no 'unawareness' He was aware of what he was doing and continues to do it and continues making more accounts to start more shit. Its getting beyond the point of the original ban.


It's my favorite day to teach. I get to do it with them and feel like a kid all over again...


Doesn't really matter.


Delete the gym, hit Facebook


When I can spend 40 seconds changing the FAQ and not have 50 subreddit drama threads about it I'll consider such hot edits, but until then, no, you're wrong. Also there is no need to grandstand about this issue. It is not very prevalent, we have way bigger misogyny problems then anti-male posts, and we still do remove anti-male stuff on the rare occasion it pops up.


Fuck yeah, quiet people.


Who cares?  It's a fucking video game you petulant child.


that must be a contender for one of the greatest TL;DR ever


I will buy from them just for that.

It's nice that they are deterring hacking that fucks up the console's security allowing rampant cheating in online games.

That and I would like to see the douchebag face of Geohot "take a punch".

It's my money, I can spend it how I want. :)


Colin Kaepernick tried to throw himself off but he was intercepted and returned for a touchdown.

Edit: God Bless the wonderful human being who gave me gold! I will cherish this moment!


its because EU is a joke


Then you try to shoot it again and also fail.


Oh the horror!  I was downvoted for speaking my mind!  My precious comment karma is slipping away...

WTF. Who downvotes positive comments in gonewild threads, anyway?


So, you are living with yourself now.

Cherish your family while you can.


thanks....shes mexican and sassy as fuck


I think she's just really familiar with me because of how close I am to her sister but who knows? I think she sees me as a brother.


Why upvote this?  There have been plenty of great WWE shirts over the years.  This is just being ignorant and it's being rewarded.


That second story

That isn't ok for anyone to do


So majestic

**Edit:** GOD DAMN IT I POSTED TWICE AGAIN?!? Stupid phone...


If anyone was watching you do this for 45 minutes, they probably WTFed and might have given it the old youtube spin.


Is it better than NonsensicalAnalogy? No. Downvote.


What's the craziest thing you've put by her speed radar? I'd work up the zaniest ideas ever, if I was in that situation. You should try something totally balls-out, like a stuffed rat under a RC airplane. You have a chance to get real creative OP, and me and 8 other people expect you to get serious.


i imagine he would know because he was there. i think the dude on the left is just weirdly constructed.


Because Apple proved that Samsung's designers deliberately copied Apples designs. Samsung proved that the technology existed before Apple, but Apple proved that Samsung hadn't copied that technology, but Apples. The cables, the icons, the design of various functions were intentionally copied from the iPhone.

http://i.imgur.com/qN6n9.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/FJkZE.png


Read your book, it sucked.


Why not have a little fun while in the neighborhood, right?


Not when not supplying it with power on the output side it isn't... Not to mention that there are protections on the transformers that make it impossible to provide power through it from that side...


And I know exactly which one you're talking about too. XP


Ugh, business man here, cost is cost.

Edit: Cool, downvotes. Get off the internet and enter the business world, people!


Law 3/10

*Law with Rice* 10/10


Ann Arbor has a population of over 100 000 people. You guys aren't special (-:

I am downvoting every Ann Arbor related post (-:

Edit: I'm a **Reddit Gold User** and I am using this power to report all your hateful comments :-)

*Have a great day everybody* :-)


your boss was a true idiot if he believed you after watching it work.


Yes, and all the bodies just vaporized.  Man, you fucks are gullible.


I don't know what i did! I like to think of myself as a nice guy.


I just got this. Thank you.


"It's 2012 and women are still fighting for fair pay and control of their own bodies."
That's a crock of shit. Reasonable people don't believe that nonsense anymore, so you can drop the propaganda.


Australians win again.


No don't do it! Don't be an accomplice of Satan!

edit: Teemo goons downvote train!


>That's because THERE ARE NO FAT PEOPLE!

This is because the size of our hair back then caused an optical illusion;  everything below it was made to appear smaller than actual size.

Aqua Net was the bomb.


Seriously, I can't stand the host either.


but deep enough to drown a shallow girl in


Damn, came here to say that, hane an upvote.


No, Buddhism is not a real thing.  At least, according to Buddhism.


you know, thats really fucking disgusting. do you happen to know anyone who was harmed as a child.. i bet you don't. For these people it hurts their entire lives. What would you think about it if it happened to be the case that someone who was raped (statatory, but I dont recongize the difference) and want mentally hurt but that? "oh but it feels good" fuck, you.


RPG: First male Southern Belle


FUCKA YOU JEW HATER!! Go back to www.stormfront.org!! FUCKKAAAYOUUU


It sounds extremely sad and maddening and I'm not sure I wanna watch it.


I didn't get it from /r/fallout, I found it on winblog.


> Hacked into my mother's Facebook and started fapping

ಠ_ಠ

> to her hot MILF friends.

oh thank god


Because she's nintendo/apple fan with hotness.

###TRIFECTA!!

edit: DOWNVOTE ME FANBOYS!!! All we're missing here are some Zelda reference!


Yes. If somethings wrong , don't eat it - tell us. If it'sthe kitchens fault it'll be remade and potentially comped, though probably not completely.

If you eat it and try complain it was wrong, too bad. If you tell the server it'snice, eat it and then complain? Back to the knife we go.


Lol at usage of 'kayfabe'. Just go back to dwelling in your cave faggot.


Exactly. It's brilliantly worded title that adds unparalleled curiosity to a somewhat mediocre (but mildly amusing) story.


He's only being nice because they won. Patriot fans are the most retarded homers when they lose.


"Mom, you are aware that Obama is a Christian too, right?"


Reddit's not an image board. I think you're looking for [this](http://www.4chan.org).


Well, I'm no Shittywatercolor, but: http://fav.me/d4z2zc8


Lets get this straight. You seem to have no problem with our boys in other countries KILLING people. But peeing on someone? RED FLAG! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
Those rag-heads would 10X worse to you while you were still alive. So kindly shut the fuck up.


I accidentally skipped over "was a kid in the 60's" and pictured a 5-year old Polite_Werewolf walking in on his middle aged father on a rocking horse saying "I hate mommy."


I was replying in kind to your original comment of "Are you 12?", a classic staple of people who cannot formulate any kind of reasoned argument.


You are just the worst kind of person...


id just like to say that these down votes are really taking a toll on me emotionally.


Ah of course... Superman farts good... I fart well!!


Lolks, look at this pile of the exact same bullshit that mannies have been saying for as long as feminism has existed.


Meow meow meow meooow!
Meow meow meow meooow!

Purrdrrum purrdrrum purrdrrum meow purr meow!


How fucking noble of you.


Here's the hero Cleveland needs.


I USED TO WANT TO BUY DA SKYRIM, BUT DEN I TOOK A ARROW TO DA KNEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOO GOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The guy from Match.com and OKCupid did an AMA earlier today (I think?) and he blatantly ignored any difficult/good questions and only answered softballs. Maybe not Woody Harrelson-level, but it was bad.


No, i certainly wouldn't use my best comeback on someone that's not good in english, as it might be wasted. And i dont like wasting things, except for sperm, usually on someones back.


we thank the doctors and nurses.

EDIT: http://imgur.com/h0VEc
more recent picture, complete with scar and 2 women.


And the award for the most objectifying comment in a default (if the say smh) goes too.....


Yeah my thoughts exactly... pretty sure nuclear bombs trump the bombing of pearl harbour (no offense to anyone)


This really isn't funny, how would you feel if you were just trying to help some poor third world children by training them and you got made fun of?


What pisses me off to this day is that he gave my younger brother condoms and basically congratulated him, yet I'm some worthless whore for losing my virginity to a guy I actually cared about.


I hope they're ready to go to the hospital.

And what makes you think the parents are OK with it?

SOURCE:  Was a kid.  Ouch.  A lot.


I don't see how his being pro-torture squares with traditional Catholic views, but thank you for your candor.

Personally as an Eisenhower Republican I see the rise of Santorum as a sign of just how far the party has decayed.


as the person who originally posted her comment to r/srs, i approve.

she sure showed me!

edit: and i hope she shows me some more


Zeddie Little: bringing back terms from the 90s and making them cool again!

Hip, brother!


Amy smug, Tina snide. What else did you expect? Tina Fey makes my skin crawl, she's the equivalent of a karma whore. She always goes for the low hanging fruit and would get the vapors if she knew I used the "whore" in any context to describe her. Me, a nobody. Pathetic.


That's roughly 60^o Fahrenheit


I know it was hilarious! I was being post-edgy though, you didn't get it?


It's kind of big i guess.


I don't know why I'm even commenting on this, I know I'm going to get downvoted.


Are you sure she was talking to you?


Nah, not new. I'm just not an apathetic conformist who trys to be cool or funny by making jokes about a picture of a murdered child. Truthfully, it's not even funny. You people are trying too hard to be edgy.


Man, I really wish they'd made this. I would have loved hating it.


You mean you're a pussy ass bitch?


 awww I feel touched Satan McRapeypants

thank you for sharing


Yes she was she was just denying it.   Why else would she cry for three days!?!?

This post on Facebook shamed her.


"*Six funerals ahead of us, Jimmy.*"


I thought Rioters only use the red tag on official business/AMAs. Free karma? :p


I don't get this express my anger through feces thing. Where I work someone was getting pissed and rubbing their shit all over the stalls in the bathroom. I never saw it myself, but there was a meeting about it.  I just wonder what goes on in the person's head that says "I've got it revenge through poop!"


Have you ever even bought a dress shirt? the vast majority of them are MADE to be tucked in. Besides that fact, its expected in a professional environment.


And they built a pretty good profile on you based on that.


I think you're misunderstanding the meaning of words.


To be fair, those children had it coming.

Because they were ugly.


"Men's rights activist" has come to be shorthand for being able to dehumanize women in order to subject them to shame and persecution. The point of this article is that she has already been subjected to shame and persecution.

At what point can you let go of the anger (and fear) and feel empathy?

*And Reddit collectively answers "never."*


Attraction is important.


United States not America.


"Being mature is knowing when and where to be immature."


*holds bgarfinkel in arms * Don't worry, we'll make it, man, we'll make it!


They're gona shoot that kid when he witnesses the train robbery.


I'm not, just the scummy ones.


Yes, but in the future, please don't use the word sir. It makes you seem pretentious and I would rather not be associated with someone like that.


Roses are 0xFF0000
Violets are 0x0000FF


I think that's the next one.


Introduce him to my Dad.


>My hero. Not even two minutes, and someone is ready with a link so I don't have to be.

You are scum for requiring a link before you accepted reality.


Nope, Suppose works in this statement as well.


I've never gotten this far, I don't know what to say now.


I do not approve of comments making fun of something as serious as a stroke. Get some class.


grandma was hip with the lingo.


"Shut up, Candy. Let me tell you how much I respect women"


Who the fuck knew that cream corn would be the dish best served cold?  Excellent.


What are you even talking about?

He's won his last 9 games, the first 3 were from china (where he stomped in those too), not us east. The next 6 games in us east he was 3-4 man stacking in each if you check the games which is free wins because finding party stacks where the average party mmr is higher than 5k is very rare.

You're just a fucking monkey, stop posting.


I never understood this one, how the hell are you people making so much noise masturbating?

I can't comprehend.


Oh no kidding. There's so many just awful awful drivers here


All that coke did her body good


How is my punctuation,, or lack there of,,, relevant to your life?.?


Wasn't cool then either


Thank you for not being a crazy over-protective parent.


Am I having a stroke or some shit or what the fuck is going on?!


I am an FBI Agent in real life.  I'm pulling up your documents now.  I will make sure to forward this story to all of the 'clients' you ever hope of having.  We'll see if they deem you a mature attorney then.

You make me sick.


The fact he's been posted onto a Jewish body just gives it that special something.


OI'm not giving advice, OP didn't ask for any. I'm just stating facts. Not a single person in this thread knows what they are talking about and seem to think you can somehow "scam" someone or steal their identity with a picture of their ID.


I'm not even going to Mecca comment.


So some overweight nigger that I have never heard of died young ... and this is what people on reddit care about?


Thanks Dad. Whereever you are.


If you want to feel sophisticated pretend it's about Iraq


Go there, buy ring-pop, then put it back on shelf.


Yeah I had the girlfriend take a look at it and we both came to the same conclusion


Nice I finally have an acronym for this.

brb, PMC


Weaponized  HIV was developed as biological weapon by USA. There is great advantage using such weapons. They tested first on homosexual male army men deployed outside USA mostly black


Please don't do this in california.


Well if anyone deserves to be fouled like that....


Who wouldn't do that?


Desktop pcs work like shit, and cost money in i.t.. you can save money buy firing 90% of the i.t. devision and buying new ipads every year. (Not a fanboy I think nexus 7s are the way to go, but schools love ipads)


Hey, the sign said "No shoes, no shirt, no workie here".  It said *nothing* about bottoms.


That's you're excuse to look and naked young boys.


Give it 5 minutes and Pierce will say something more racist


I'm really just gonna start ignoring them instead of entertaining their comments. I'm sometimes not sure if the "autistic atheist fedora neckbeard" generalisation of Reddit is a joke or for real.


My dad was a story board artist for the film and the director asked if anyone had a little girl they could sketch and use for scratch dialogue. Boo was originally going to be older but they wanted to explore different age possibilities. Normally they have adults do kids voices but since it was my dads work and I was comfortable around everyone they ended up using my voice for the actual movie.


YO NIGGA DAT SHT IZ REAL YO!!! #TRUTH #WIZDOM


Great question, there was one in UK....I can't remember her name but she was about 55 but looked 65....the director sent us pictures of someone totally different..


how so? just because there is a chivo for reaching max level doesnt mean it will ever go up. Just look at any other game like skyrim, it has a trophy for hitting max level but it will not go up as far as we know.


That just sounds fowl.


>That's partly true, but as an empirical matter, European workers are less likely to move around even in their own countries for work.

Why should they? They live in a socialist country. They can just hold their hand out and the gub'mint will take care of it


So true! Not even inner circle close friends, I will ask women I've just met "Okay, I'm going to walk just ahead of you, nod or shake your head, do I have a red spot?" And you know what, no woman has ever hesitated or given me a weird look!


this

EDIT: Finally, the only guy to get upvotes!

EDIT2: Goddamn it you fuckers. You couldn't just let me be, right?


There is a chance your SO is a cat.


Sorry, almost got in trouble with the police today.  I'm on edge.


Children always want to be grown up. You know you've grown up when you start wishing you were a kid again.


youre novelty account sucks and you should feel bad


Similar to "my friend". We know it was you.


Yes, they do. Not everyone takes advantage of them or even recognizes them, but they are there.


> he *had cocaine*

ftfy


Commies fighting commies.


Upcoming spinoff movie:

http://i.imgur.com/RkWiXyW.jpg


you feel proud that a dev who has received justifiable critisism for taking your money and pissing his time away is now also pissing your money away? ok...


Probably anything Hugo Boss..


I knew I couldn't be the only one.


Of course it's not a river. It's a lake.


Yo dawg, I heard you like logs, so we replaced yo logs with logs.


Middle school ends eventually, bro


What the hell you talking about, strikes take like 15 minutes and have a loot table after the strike. No.different than having it be on the boss. The problem with you is you act like you know what you're talking about without knowing what the fuck you're talking about.


That's strange because I met Tommy Lee Jones and he said that you're a total dick.


90% of Miami residents are such a fucking waste of life. Young and poor or old and rich, either way they're living here to die but at least the old people are quite about and don't make the news when they go out. I wish the cops would just plow into these idiots.


I drove a stick pickup in high school and convinced all my friends that it wouldn't start unless they fastened their seat belt. I would turn the key without engaging the clutch and it would not, of course, turn over. Then they'd click and I'd press the clutch, and voila! ignition.

EDIT: Dangit! Wrote this with my "other" account, so much comment karma I could be adding! lol


...which was a flop as well.


One time I got 1900 upvotes for writing "Angelina Jolie's house", and you're sitting here at 12 for that masterpiece. Reddit is so unjust :(


Hi there, wild tangent!


I knew when I was 16. My older brother Mark had left and that was the first time I thought it was possible. I left because the environment was so violent and hateful. I was at odds with my father for years.


only if you ignore facts.

but then again, can't expect Europeans to get past their racist culture and tendencies and learn facts against people they are told to hate.


African or European swallow?


My point was is the people have been linked from another sub and i am familiar with who they are.


your little bro is a pussy


pls upvote me im trying to get good karma i used to troll and wont no more


"You are my *bleurgh!*"


Downhill like a falling building?


I'd probably fumble the cell phone, and instinctively try to grab it with both hands.


I would be willing to play this game if we lowered the stakes down to $0.50/$1.00, and if each dollar your way was voided as long as I was able to respond to your latest comment within 30 seconds.


As a Muslim this is frightening.

Not only does it show she doesn't know her own religion (if she is Muslim), Arabic, and more, but it also shows she sucks at math, like really really sucks at math.


Found the paranoid douchebag.


im not sure what genre to clissify it as, but when i want to listen to music... i enjoy a good bit of Tycho, Flying Lotus, NIN, Radiohead, little dragon... i dont know if any of thats really a genre.  but they all hold something special for me. such as good music should do in the first place


Haha! I know right? How dare she get pissed when I ogle her! Doesn't she know she's supposed to return my affections?


Thank you for this. This was the best possible response, and you broke character to do it. Nicely done.


I was able to go to camps due to parents being in the military and not having the funding, thanks for making me relive this fact, douche.


>Enjoy your divorce with no fresh pussy to show for it, OP.

Fucking clutch.


Thou shalt not steal, sayth the Lord, to the mystery.


We did ban the production of face-sitting porn, though. Swings and roundabouts.


Your meme is bad and you should feel bad.

You guys are soooo cool.


If they will cheat with you, they will cheat on you.


I love that comment. It's just so redundant.


Holy christ yes.  I'm glad you mentioned it.  He and I each believe - fiercely, heatedly and to our dying breaths - that there is only room in public radio for one Ira.


I disagree. I mean, great frags for sure, but why such aggro play? Why the frag hunting and just totally disrespectful play?

edit: ya'll seriously misunderstood my point but whatever


Pretty bad. I think I've been using the binoculars backwards this whole time.


It is the nutcases like that idiot telling you those lies that are dangerous and insane.


Or, install a door that is *slightly* smaller, yet (hopefully) small enough to occasionally notice and wonder.


You are apparently too stupid to understand, that OP has *literally been caught changing Wikipedia for shitposting*.

You fucking retard.


I just recently went out with a girl who thought the Grand Canyon was man made. I wish I was kidding.


This should be higher up


She woke up instantly after being shot and headed straight to the ER unaware that she got shot due to shock. Don't interpret it as she *waited 6 hours after being shot, then went to ER*. That's impossible


c'mon baby just the tip, just to see how it feels...next thing you know you've penis puked inside her


maybe he's checking if his rectum is real


I have a feeling her grandmother is actually a good Christian and nice person.


Both of our first times getting into an accident, we're both the same age, and neither of us have any idea what to do in the situation other than to give each other our numbers. Pretty awkward.


It's not that he won an actor for such a short performance - Dame Judi Dench (where did she come from!?!) won for best supporting actress for ~6 minutes of screen time for Shakespeare in Love.  The thing about Hopkins is that he won for LEAD Actor in a Motion Picture for those 15 minutes.  He dominates the screen even when he isn't on it.  That is acting (seriously).


When I was modding everyone was pretty hands off, i think it will go back to that.


Thank you, this is grossly generalizing a group of people into one category
Edit: thanks for the gold!


Yo dawg I heard you like reddit so I put a comment in your comment so you can reddit while you comment


"You remember I said I was going to kill you last?"
"I lied."


you mean the circlejerk unverified more circlejerking bullshit? this is a fucking joke, or it would have a more reliable source. hacktivist? good lord you teenage redditors


Nothing like hookers to build confidence.

Seriously.

Practice on them. Then go into the real world.


Yup, we both have one. We have Marchand you have Kreider.


I'd like to go and see it performed live please.


even if he was blacked out, it's still rape. you're still accountable for a DUI if you're drunk, same goes for rape.


i liked the part where you said everything


Cumming on someones face is so classless.  Why would yo do that to anyone you actually liked and respected?  That is porn shit.


Less rape? I feel like you should have said no...rape...


which one molested you, your mom or her dog? err partner?

trying to hold back the vomit in my throat. Disgusting.


I would get it changed to BANANA


I used to be a detective like you, then I took water in the face.

:D


Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, True Detective, House of Cards, etc. It's really a great time for TV.


Most "rape" victims are either women serving you fake bullshit or feminists who indeed *were* raped because they're so insufferable that only rapists go near them.


That got weird real quick.


Would?  I have.  It's fucking delish!!

EDIT: Oh my!!! Look at all the downvotes. Makes a man proud. I feel all warm and fuzzy. Or I need to poop. Can't tell for sure.


AN SUPERMAN DAT HOOOO

edit: My most upvoted comment. Kill. Me.


I don't like you, in fact I hate you to your very core, but god dam it do I respect you.


AMA request - guy who scares away birds for the airport.


Phew! Thank god you reminded me to lighten up, I was absolutely serious.


He was an *actor* in Stargate, so I think that already answers the question...

[He also played himself to be a douchebag](http://youtu.be/Me3-r5rsUSI).


DID SOMEBODY ORDER 10,000 DOLLS?


Are all you people retards, or just racists?


I imagine she set up a boombox first and blasted "Feed My Frankenstein". Then she put on her kiss the cook apron, did a few stretches to limber up and hucked the BBQ into his living room while screaming "DINNER'S READY YOU MOTHERFUCKER".


I would tend to believe that this is exactly it. Your contribution to the discussion was greatly appreciated.

Edit: I feel like people are misunderstanding my comment here. I'm just in a good mood and felt like being goofy. I wasn't being sarcastic at all! :)


sory for bad englesh

when were you when glass was dies

i was out in cold when watar was boil

'glass is kill'

'no'

and you?????????

EDIT: I am get out ov clas when post was upvot.


Caffeine is a drug that nobody needs to be "tricked" into taking.


Dont come over if you arent ready to party, bro.


Oh, don't take it the wrong way. I'm just saying: you look and act like an enormous phallus.


You're a wizard, harry.


You'd have to be incredibly ignorant of the societal contexts these pictures were taken in in order to truly think these two are in anyway equivalents.


Yeah hopefully he doesn't come on.


When I was in England, there was a My Super Sweet 16 marathon and it depressed me to no end.


Were the rapists black? I'd bet almost anything that they were black. Filthy niggers, it makes me sick.


I'm not OP nor do I know them, so I don't know the full story behind it, but I imagine it boils down to OP's sister being a cunt.


.....*twitch*... Aldrin.... Neil Armstrong... Buzz Aldrin...


Once I found an iPhone 4 in a bar...Before they were out. That didn't turn out well.


Don't be a hypocrite.


At least I still can.


-lowdetail fixes the problem you dolt


I'd say 1960s.  People these days don't remember how segregated, anti-science, and homophobic just about everyone was before mid-century 1900s.


Do you want her number?


Because they used to date.


I don't believe anyone has called you a misogynistic shitlord for playing games. I'm a huge gamer and no one has called me one.


It is, but we're here to talk about cum.


What do you personally feel are **le** most important currently unsolved problems in mathematics?  Which direction would you like to see future research head?


I find that very difficult to understand, I must say. How can one be scared of something one won't experience?


Did any of you idiots actually read the article? Or did you just skim and comment. How many people in the world haave children with xboxes and bare bottom tech knowledge? He even references how other services such as I tunes require u to enter some password every purchase.

Read the fucking article.


I know this is a bot, but this is about the worst place for a yeehaw, All-American-Bot.


Except when there's a Heavy around, because in Soviet Russia, fish whacks *you*!

EDIT: My God, minus 62, what have I unleashed... I knew it was a terrible joke but I had no idea the hate for the memes of the ancients was this strong. My apologies. I'll be over on /r/meme_graveyard if anyone needs me.


I hate getting hit with boom boom.


>Playing Dota 2 at 15

This is what's wrong with Dota today.


What did I just read?