Before watching the video, I thought that was the parrots response to being asked to pick up corn. I'm disappointed.


I don't think Autism means what you think it means.


I love how in the US(I don't know the laws outside the US) you can be arrested and jailed for so long for marijuana possession but drunken driving is a slap on the wrist.

If there's ANYTHING zero tolerance laws should exist for, it's drunken driving. There is ZERO excuse for this shit.


Yah what happened to him continuing to support the game that made him successful in the first place?

Oh, it died. Sorry to hear that.


Some people in my school thought it was funny to cut holes in their pockets, jerk off into their hands under the desk, and wait for the teacher (or some poor student) to come near and throw it at them. (Pigeoning!)

Stopped when one of them got charged with assault.


lol if you think 50 is old your fucked in the head...


PornHub is more handy than practical.


Why?  Because they have a different opinion?  Wake up and realize that not everyone is like you.


Makes you wonder who's actually the retard.


Babe this is the Internet it's a buncha nerds n liberals n queers, don't bother arguin w them u r 1 smart n talented 1 waste ur time on them


Finishing my masters degree, from a hospital bed.  First person in my family to get one!


Yeah it's a shame r/jailbait no longer exists.


I am on the other hand hardly impressed by missing limbs because I know how many European players managed to get into diamond without a brain. Now that's something.


Özil will never get to those Heights again. You just have to realise that playing with Ronaldo takes you to those Heights. He may be good but having a player like Ronaldo makes runs for you inflates your quota drastically.


I can only assume you want to know the damage per second, which is based off your energy weapons skill.


Looked more like suicide than an insurance scam


Thank you. It's amazing how many people will argue with me that there are way better places for you to give money to than Susan G. Komen.


Why should I leave? It's all these posts that don't belong here and are making the sub worse. It's that permissive attitude that destroyed this sub and me and a bunch of other redditors are making a concerted effort to bring it back. http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/zi8ft/what_was_rgaming_before_it_turned_wrong/c64ssay Food for thought


Chinese here. The incident was real but basically the entire dialogue was made up compared to the original article lol... and that includes the punch line. Good writing though.

Edit: Here is the original link from Sina ( http://eladies.sina.cn/gossip/yarn/2015-03-19/detail-iavxeafs1910266.d.html?from=wap)


I'm at work so I can't watch the video, but did Jay point out Louis' fat tits, and his trite "im a depressed faggot who doesnt care about anything" cadence?


You were right to be scared. That's a developing rapist right there.


Or, don't get an abortion. Your parents didn't. Maybe you should love your kid, too.


Now I want a blowjob. And i'm a lady.


I know a lot of people working in finance and the corporate world, it's actually pretty hard for women to get ahead because of...well...you know, sexism


Australia

Edit: and thanks. It was real hard. I became very depressed for a long time and eventually lost my marriage and job.

I wouldn't change it though. Nursing isn't just caring, it is dedication to the dignity of others. I did my job well that day and I'm honored to have been part of this mans life. I can't imagine what he went through.


I didn't read the article.  Seeing a lot of shills on here lately so I jumped to the conclusion.


Sometimes I do this, but instead of cheering, I wear a horse mask and start screaming as loud as I can while I slowly get closer and closer to the camera.

Actually the screaming thing is new, I used to just hold up a sign reading "You're jacking it to a horse."


Yeah, that's fucking sensible. Look at MRA guy over here who fails to understand power dynamics and size differences. This is what happens when stupid fucking men are allowed out in public, ignorance spreads like the fucking clap and Typhoid Pete here just sits there with his mouth open wondering why he's attracting flies.


Its the elephant in the room nobody talks about. Keep calm and fap on


Yeah, but we learned to split atoms too. The difference is that while we both have bombs, the internet is mostly in the US.


My dad's answer is: "Your games did this!"
I didn't even install anything...


I'm really not an asshole. I just don't understand why everyone is attacking me. I apologize if I offended anyone, but I really don't think I deserve the amount of downvotes that I'm getting.


We don't use condoms.


No dude. Thats real tears. She was shocked/embarrassed. Man that shit made me sad. I'm like sad right now thinking about it.

She looks like my mom! I mean, loosely. But sort of dude.


Someone that didn't get in a second wreck. Someone who got in a fight or something but doesn't want anyone to know.


Oh sorry, I forgot May 9th was the National holiday of 'let's take life extremely seriously.'

On a sidenote, putting /s at the end of any comment has to be one of the most smug things you can do on the internet.  It's saying "In case you're too thick to realize it, what I am saying in this comment to you should be read in a sarcastic manner."


It just became that easy. By saying your a girl on reddit that is.


did you just made that account,or you had that before and was just waiting for the perfect situation? O.o


"No man who shovels snow that well could possibly be a rapemurderer."


So are people upvoting this just because it uses "cunt?" I mean, it's not a good joke, and it doesn't have anything to do with the content of this post.

Edit: lol, this is the fastest-downvoted comment I've ever made. Guess you all really like calling people cunts.


the real question is, trying to get in or trying to get out?


You people are terrible, You ban someone in a thread about a mod bitching that he was banned.


> There'd be radioactive fallout, but its the moon.

I love this statement taken alone.


HA HA I REMEMBER WHEN THAT EPISODE CAME OUT

IN 2001

ELEVEN AND A HALF YEARS AGO


> I'm not allowed to touch it when he's here.

He kinda sounds like a dick, no offense.


Implying people with brains are 9fags

Oh nevermind, I seem to be arguing with someone suffering from severe mental retardation. Have fun browsing this cancer all day


I keep seeing this notion of the album being chill and it makes me scratch my head. I feel as if this album is exhausting in its intensity. The production is enveloping and sets the mood for each song and Kendrick explores very important themes for a society amidst racial turmoil. There is so much complexity I can't wait to continue unpacking the album in the months to come.


Would you mind stepping down from your soapbox long enough to understand the point of this post?


And then you survive the fall, paralyzed, only to land at a drive in that is playing that movie.


HA! You rookies. Format>Layout>"In front of text"/"tight"

If you can't use the software properly, **don't use it at all** (-:

Edit: Why the downvotes? Please send these ^^^^ guys into downvote oblivion :-)

Edit 2: Fuck you guys. Can someone tell me why I'm getting downvoted?! I have no grammatical errors and am **politely** making a reasonable argument


Love how OP thinks that the ideal man for straight women is "Fonzi with a PhD".

edit- letter


Oh I’m sorry, you’re actually just casually writing 2000 characters about something that is emotionally not remotely relevant to you. How could I’ve known?


The worst is when your jaw gives in and you just end up moving your head up and down.


I post to be a part of the community.

I post nearly as much to small subs as I do to large subs.

The amount of readers shouldn't matter.


Thanks for having me!

Well, I didn't go to college, but I would have loved to be a criminal lawyer. I guess second choice would have been a stand-up comic. I know how to make people laugh, I know how to tell stories, I understand timing, so comedy would have been the second choice.


***NSFW LINK***

EDIT: One of the other reddit accounts that have replied to this post is actually mine (Can you guess which one?). It's funny how I can create a stupid post such as this, then have my main account reply to farm some karma.

That is all.


Dude.

...*dude*.


I'm on your roads right now.


Use your downvote button; you can also click the little minus sign next to posts in order to hide things you don't like. This isn't your shitredditsays hugbox and truereddit doesn't delete posts for content.


Was this the movie where they were saying we only use 10% of our brains imagine what we could do if we could use all of it, and some bitch then takes some pills or some shit that lets her "use 100% of her brain"?


So you're admitting Obama kills Americans? Oh this is R/politics, everything is only one sided liberal bullshit, I forgot my bad faggot.
@ OP Gary Johnson climbed mount Everest, and is a triathlete. Obama and Romney would be fucked in a fight.


We just got murdered.


You must be an idiot. Do you need a school book?


>12 Years later

> "Hey Mr. Roberts, my friend wanted to give you this"


I am laughing at your post, yes.

You have a gift for ironic comedy.


The tumor had probably totally destroyed her mobility, and caused a great deal of the additional obesity, too.  I'd be curious to know if or how quickly she lost additional weight once she no longer had that tumor weighing her down and preventing her from getting around.


It is very difficult to report something that never happened and you only say for internet attention.


You were a little kid. The OP's brat is going to college.


So glad I didn't follow your twitter advice. While JYP is amazing, SaSe is amazinger.

context: https://twitter.com/#!/EGiNcontroL/status/201888647333683200

"Hey! @EGJYP is streaming, give him some eyes! The guy plays some sexy protoss: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/EGJYP "

I must say it's quite the fix though, for my addiction to SaSe's stream. 3 day withdrawal etc.


I agree, she is a good sport; however, she is probably contractually obligated to accurately sign everything that is said.


would letting air out of tires slowly actually justify a crime? Adding an item to someones property that would cause distress. I'm sure there is a precedent, but I cannot think of an example.


You just test for marijuana right?


And if your girl isn't speaking to you because of something like this, it's time to move on.

edit: explain the downvotes to me like I'm Calvin

I thought comment implied that she was angry with him for the reply he sent back to her, hence my response. The fact that her picture was posted on the interwebs escaped my mind.


That's just an awesome way to start an AMA.  Kudos sir.


Yeh they're doing so well without him now. Really spent that £80 million well.


...It's explicitly stated right in the movie. He thinks he's on an alien planet. He stays still so as not to be seen and/or because that's what everyone else does when huge giant unknown creatures come walking into the room.


Who? Who the fuck is making fun of you? Why?

I can understand a passive-aggressive comment about steroids here and there....but yeah I don't get it.

And why have I never heard of this whole "swole" thing before?


I don't even wanna know what the most he could do is.


The up one is actually orange, but my down arrow is red instead of blue. Can other people please confirm this?


Sounds like the way my parents explained it.
> you see they weren't married AND FUCKING DIED!!


how? it doesnt make it impossible to function.


Great!...now if I go to Disney and go on a ride with real animals...all I am going to spend my time on is trying to catch behavioural researchers in their natural habitat.


Use fucking birth control?


you win for the meanest thing i've read on this thread.


LOL! Keep crying! Your tears are delicious!


Way to spoil what's in the thread.


> Do they know you're taking advantage of their CPUs and electricity?

They are running Windows.  That is purposefully forfeiting your right to know who is running what on your computer.  If not to him, to Microsoft and whoever they decide can run things on your computer.  It's not the person paying the electricity bill that he is 'taking' from ...it's Microsoft.


Abuser? He sounds like a fucking serial killer.

"Damn mosquito! Hold still." Slap. "Got it! Hey, what's wrong? Come on, I didn't slap your arm *that* hard... Jim? Oh my god, Jim, put down the knife! Jim, what the fuck--"

"Now you will know how it feels when a helpless being is mercilessly slaughtered."


I was going to post the Stock Commentator meme too....oh wait that's on the front page.


YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT PEOPLE ON REDDIT LIE!?  PREPOSTEROUS!


Ass Raider

too soon?


Well, sure. The only reason that happened to the poor doctor was because the vaccine companies bought off the judges and medical board. The man was framed to hide the truth, obviously.


:shrug: I've posted here more than once with specific links to blog posts by girls who manifest the sort of hypocrisy I'm talking about.

If someone wants to link to a blog post by a man with the equivalent attitude, I'm happy to look at it.


>My plan worked.

Punctured condoms eh? Clever girl!


Uh...no.   That's not how photo ops work.   You can't be that naive.


Some female animals go into "heat" (not sure how often) which is basically them ovulating. It also makes them incredibly lustfull.

This is all layman's terms. Any vets want to chime in?

EDIT: Thanks everybody! Glad it was all cleared up! Also, changed a word.

EDIT 2: my highest comment is now about bitches in heat. Thanks reddit!

EDIT 3: as /u/myth1n pointed out,  i can't spell.


lol ok. Have fun at your McDonald's job.


I also was excited during every minute of The Return of the King extended version.


How is he being shallow...? There's a definition to perfect and this girl (while very hot) clearly doesn't fit it in our day and age. Maybe back in the 1500s, yeah. But today, we have fit people who are the epitome of health and aesthetics who are so much closer to "perfect" than this girl


What? I can't hear you.


I only do this as a favor for others. An idea is to just go to my userpage and click on the "context" button for my comments to see the best parent comments in threads.


> 0.5L vodka costs less than 0.5L Evian.

Either Evian is fucking expensive, or........ or I must move there.


**o look a bunch of nerds jerking off to video game porn. Grow up aready**


Shut your lying whore mouth.

Edit: Called it, bitches.


No one "gives a fuck" about animal abuse than I do, but there's a time and place for everything. This wasn't the time and definitely not the place. BTW, dogs do like being in "captivity". That's what being domesticated is about. The oldest relationship between animal and mankind is the dog.


but we built a fucking space station


lik dis if u cr evrtim

QQ mor


I think there's a difference between accentuating what you have and living an eyebrow fantasy.


Than*
You fucking illiterate piece of shit.


> The dog's name is Karma. Well, that settles it.

Also, Karma's a bitch.


negative, ghostrider.  Plus, i'm on a mac, which statistically reduces that angle.

Oh, and i'm not retarded.  That's a bonus.


"Cum on down to Crazy Jenny's blowjob emporium, for all your blowjob needs. With deals so hard, you'll think I'm crrrrraaazzzy!! ^I ^have ^herpes.. "


If your grandpa is gone I can personally write you a poem to read.


The severe and insulting lack of dinosaurs in Modern Warfare 2 was embarrassing and a black mark on my career. The addition of Dinosaurs and turtles (the modern day dinosaur) are a high priority on the feature list of Modern Warfare 3.


Eww, you actually *used* the bar soap? I hope you each had your own because the thought of having sex with my family via soap is less than favorable.


No kidding, it takes a lot of time and money to fix a totaled car. If I was the girlfriend I would probably break into tears because someone was willing to give all their time and money for my family's approval.


I don't remember saying they did, but cool.

Edit: 50 downvotes for the truth? Creased here.


You mean [this...](http://i.imgur.com/yqNJZ.jpg)


they need the money to pay for the buildings and upkeep, along with preacher pay.

Fuck you, I can't wait when Germany is overrun by Salafis and you get your head cut off.


If you look closely you can tell that the keeper is retarded.


Nope. But I found the twat mentioned in the comment.


Because people will think its logical, and still buy tickets.


And probably bite lots of black people.


That's not a saying. That's just something someone maybe once said probably.


Kill yourself.

Sincerely

-Humanity


God  I remember getting that first nuke


He is not the President America deserves, but he's the one we need right now.


Brothers? So does your dad. All your friends. All the guys at school.

Most of those people think of you as well. Sometimes, they don't remember to wash their hands well.


What does that even mean? You're high. Get off Reddit, college conservative.


When did "cocksucker" become an insult. Cocksuckers are GREAT! I sure wouldn't want to do it, God bless 'em! Thanks, ladies (or fellas, if that's your thing). You are really doing the lord's work out there!


A fucking job. That's why not. Contribution to society instead of walking aimlessly for four months. I guess you were headed somewhere, but still, four months and just hiking? To be so young and foolish.


Looks like he wasn't going to pass the class whether he turned it in or not, so he saved you the time of having to grade it. At least he's helpful.


~~This. I was going to post this.~~

EDIT: The strikeout should let people know that I've acknowledged my mistake.


2013 CIVIC owner here. Can confirm : Key is in accessory position


ACTUALLY Scarlett is a transgender dude, so he didn't lose to a girl, he lost to a guy pretending to be a girl.


And then one of them gets hit by a car and the driver is coincidentally also glancing at their phone. Now that's an artistic statement.


they ain't got free speech in the uk bro i think we all know what we're talkin about here


Nothing worse than a Commie Environmentalist


Not my case though.

Edit: Geez with the downvotes, I never said I spent all 10k hours on playing, but that doesn't mean I spent most of those time AFK'd with the game on either.

I think I spent about 40% for playing, 40% for watching tournaments and replays whenever I was bored or on a losing streak, and the rest was idle / playing custom games time.


Hello, unofficial ambassador for /r/Pyongyang here, can we eat that?


Squaredcirclejerk "jbl is underrated guyz"


The American natural gas industry is now operating at a loss, meaning that soon they will have to shut down, which means that OPEC will be able to jack the price up higher than ever due to losing competition. That is the reason that they have lowered prices.


No, I'm completely agreeing with Uranus. It's most likely English people down-rating anyway.


My personal [favourite](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os6raCCmAFk).


Wikipedia is your friend. Google is too, because a basic search of "christian Orton feud started" gives you your answer right there in the search results.

You eight people who don't understand what downvotes are for should have your fingers cut off.


I have the same thing, except without the shit my pants part


anachronistic. javascript (thus popups) didn't debut for another 6 years in Netscape 2.0. :P


Almost every everyday force (normal force, friction, etc.) is an electromagnetic force. Your fingers hitting the left mouse button as you upvote me? The electromagnetic repulsion between the atoms in your finger and the atoms in your mouse.


do some deadlifts and back rows and pulll ups :) that'll strengthen it even more babe, improve your posture and make you a tank


The mere fact that you call making love "pop pop" tells me you're not ready.


Well that went right over your head.


Inexplicable/weird->Japan

I think it gets pretty reflexive after a while.

"Wait, why is that lady..."

"Japan."

"But she..."

"*Japan.*"

"Wouldn't that--"

"*JAPAN!*"


What? I guess it could be I dont watch any baseball.


Depends which drugs I get to test.


No, it's still her sister. It's not like something that was her sister went somewhere else and left behind a storage container. A switch was flipped, the heart turned off the. The brain turned off. Every bit that was that little girl is still right there.


Jesus. Did everyone go to shit high schools? I loved everyone at my HS.


lol. what i said is rhetorical. there's no way i can prove it and like hell you're going to admit it.

edit: holy shit i got 36 downvotes for basically saying the truth? is everyone here retarded? is the anti lance machine out in full force or something?


Almost as if Revlon were doing a not so subtle marketing campaign, and then that campaign ended? Leaving all the actual members of the community who had bought this massively over hyped product, to post about how much of a disappointment it was?


Yeah this was one case where I think the ban was justified. Small, powerful, easily swallow-able magnets aren't toys. Obviously they weren't meant to be given to children, but they were anyway.


PC load letter? The fuck does that mean?


why are you all over Richards junk?


I was worried cuz our first one it only took 2 tries.


That was truly worth the read, you're a gentlemen and a scholar! Do you realize you're a genius?


Waterboy

Airheads

The Wedding Singer

Big Daddy

Funny People

Anger Management


Yea I am, blow it out your fucking ass


Next time he will stick to socks.


Wow, you be witty, dawg.


I love how British that entire fake conversation sounded.


I used to have to do this all of the time... but then I took an arrow to the knee! Now I can't walk 3 rooms anymore!


If it makes you feel better, you're not alone in this regard.

This thread has a lot of stories regarding Dad's genitalia. The word Penis is in this thread so far 12 times, and dick 6 times. You just accidentally made a silly joke, you didn't drink water falling from your Dad's dick!


Please stop this. Do we really need more criticism?

Edit: people are not getting what I'm saying. I agree but we shouldn't ruin our image in the process.


If you submit a picture of this, you'll get mad karma on here.


I CHOOSE YOU!!! To the top we go!


Haha, I know.

She's had it in for me since day one.

She was calling me patronising for using "a bit above standard" vocabulary and using hand gestures, total face palm of a comment from her.


And I bet that won't be the only thing that's long and hard.


Hey, happy Cakeday, [SourCreamWater](http://i.imgur.com/SzsHF.jpg)!


MikeHolmesIV basically just explained why a free market will always prey on the non-normative as if it was a good thing.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH SHIT


I know that dude! He is very active on the internet and posts everywhere by that name.

Edit: downvotes, really?


A white girl marrying a black man?


direct all your hate to @lunaticsound on twitter, he created this map


You lost contact with the cucumber?  Good call.


That's not how this works.  Stop horsing around and come up with something clever


>r/selfies might be up your street....

Um, rude?


Glad to hear your sister found a good loser.


So what you're saying is that you consider it your job to school these people?

So, when a woman shoots high... you have to school them on the error of their ways. But it's alright for a dude to aim high? I'm trying to wrap my head around why this has to be done. So what? She's got her own expectations, big deal. Why do you "have to" call her out on it?


**OFF WITH THEIR HEADS**


IM READING TOO MUCH REDDIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH


Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van


With as unintelligent the average American can be, let's hope not.

These are the same people who elected George W. Bush into office.  Twice.


that sounds really rapey


Stereotyped as huge penis is valid, but other than that, the African stereotypes are primarily negative. Have to agree with OP.


Jesus fucking Christ. People here keep wondering why were aren't doing anything to stop ISIS and yet there's monsters in America's backyard that are doing far worse things. The cartels make ISIS look like the boy scouts


Agree. she looks like crap. Fuck all the white knight neckbeards


Ok, let's see how your show, "completely appropriate and professional Judge Piggle" turns out. I bet it'll be a ratings blockbuster.


It's a trendy obsession.  It'll die down in a few years.


I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "HOHOHOHOHO" and it had a beret in mirror..


Wait, *wut*?

Am I being trolled here or...


Maybe she was just trying to remind you?


Hey, if you want to walk into a sephora or something and buy makeup for yourself, be my guest.


"Military discount? No I'm sorry. We give our best price to all of our customers. We don't discriminate."  that shuts them up pretty quickly.


It's called "son cubano" you fucking gringo. Nothing to do with jazz.


Almost like back in high school when you're reviewing answers. You count the students ahead of you and find out which question you will have to read/answer out loud. Works, until they skip someone.


..no. this is not normal.


"Americans think 100 years is a lot of time, Europeans think 100 miles is a long way"


it's pretty clear they're both the same people.

like you and i


Most Dylan thing ever said


Except that C++11/14/17/etc is dead already. Rust all the way woohoo!


Gmail came through and crushed the buildings


Nah I like this shitty subreddit, there's lots of easy marks like you to own.


My favorite is the 3 separate times where someone explains that x is impossible due to presumably science and then immediately someone  poses the question "but what if we could?"


Fuck the posteer, she must be a girl. Girls are stupid, teyhy make boys suffer... Flora I love u


And then created your reddit account to suggest the idea just to make it seem preposterous.


Still better than anyone the Dems put up.


Haha, it's not like that actually happe


Well, you act like ~~childs~~ children, you get childish posts.


It's been incredibly arousing.....


But isn't smoking on a plane a serious offence ?? Poor Mouz, the torture for them right now, knowing that they have a chance to participate which will go down the drain if MUFC suddenly show up at the hotel lobby...


Ain't no one don't like the hippo one. Ain't no one


You're a pushover. Stop.


The fact that fellow officers aren't speaking out is the best argument for the non-existence of these "good cops." Allowing bad things to happen disqualifies you from being "good" in any sense.


I am around..........


It's supposed to be hard. Soft bread is for Swedes.


>~~Their~~ ATI's GPUs and APUs are kickass.


You know who I really feel sorry for? The guy who wrote that first comment. His inbox is going to be a list of every fucking state and country in the world, and their alcohol laws.


Don't worry, a certain GGer validated all of her security concerns for her. The submission about it was downvoted into oblivion on KiA, of course.


I think i missed that episode...which season was it?


I get you hate to be that guy that calls his kid DeLandreh but where do black people come into this?


She did, in fact, bring cup cakes in the next day.


Having my accounts banned is annoying, but not as annoying as having my bot accounts banned.


I had a similar experience when I met Dick Cheney. He gave me one of his teeth as a souvenir, and I was like, "Wow, are you sure?" And he said, "Yeah, don't worry about it. The ones behind it will just move to the front of my mouth, anyway."


>Sometimes they sit on me when we watch movies or just want a hug...

you sound like a pervert, sorry.

as a parent, it would bother me greatly if my kids were hugged by some mid-20s males who are not family members.


I would put a ring on that finger


sick burn, bro.  do you write comedy professionally, or is it just something you do as a hobby between angry wanks?


Let the panties hit the floor, let the panties hit the floor.

Let the panties hit the...FLOOOOOOOOOR.


Even as a joke, that's some cringey nerdy shit.  New life's motto?  God damn that's lame

And reddit proves again why they are forever alone


"AM I BEING DETAINED?!"
"Yes."
"Oh."


You failed to articulate why Meson deserves any attention. So, you went through all this effort to program something and yet you failed to even write down why anyone should care. Epic fail.


Agreed, now that time has passed I see this.  When I first saw the e-mails it made me feel like doing something sneaky to get them back, but at this point I don't care about that, I'm just going to call it a day and end it.


Level, level level: level level level


My son is 12 years old.

That's what I'm thinking too, seems very strange to be honest.


Yup. I do feel superior to quite a few people. And why shouldn't I?

I feel bad for anyone who is so low on self-esteem or confidence that they think they are below everyone else.


Sounds like an absolute scumbag


It was 3x, and if you don't know the name of my clan, how would Kiwi (who isn't even in ego anymore) know whether or not they lost to us?

still lolling @ your backpedal, it wasn't "pretty decent" and we both know it.


I used to work with a guy in the Navy who had "Your Name" tattooed on his shoulder and he used to bet drinks with people that he had their name on his shoulder.  I remember him telling me "You have no idea how many free drinks this tat has gotten me!"

God, that guy was a loser.


The vast majority of users are American.


>before long some random guy was in my deep hole

&#3232;\_&#3232;


>legendary chassis man

You'd have to be American to say that about a Toyota Corolla.


Dear God, that's the real picture?


Because K3KC has been stealing clack factory's designs and is ripping him off in order to sell his version for a lower price

Edit: holy shit you guys really like k3kc

Edit 2: lol rip me


Frederick Douglass famously says something along these lines.

"I appear this evening as a thief and a robber. I stole this head, these limbs, this body from my master, and ran off with them.”

Edited for spelling.


Didn't realise Macy's was advertising to old disheveled farmers now. /r/hailcorporate.


THAT FUNNY BECAUSE LITERAL


>He is willing to pay higher taxes himself, therefore wants to make that same decision for everyone else

FTFY

edit: I stand by my comment. fuck Barney Frank, downvote me some more because I truly do not care


He got you with a rim job, you get him back with a blow job. If you keep escalating in this way, it won't be long before you two are having incestuous gay sex together.


games are a waste of time and money.

except real-life games? you know fatty? play tennis. play boardgames with your friends. get a life.


Dude take a few hours a day.


OP is obviously not 14. He is just making up a bunch of shit because he IS insecure. What ever at least hes losing weight. Confidence will come later.


Trying so very hard to ignore my spontaneously itchy ass after reading it.


It would be nice next time if you acknowledged when i as a moderator respond to you, especially when i make efforts to give you what you want.


He sent several licenses for the same game.


You didn't do anything humorous.  But you have tits so Reddit is just going to upvote you anyway.  So hard being female.


It should be obvious republicans are only pro-birth. After you're out, get a fucking job you hippie.


You mean Obama is really making an empty statement?


Until it smells bad for so long it smells good again


Sir, I'm gonna need your mancard


I pulled up to Notre Dame about seven or eight,

I yelled to the gargoyle yo' holmes we'll have baguettes later


eh tehy cant smile serious elephants arent even that smart read the wiki hes NOT smiling seriously dont understand why reddit likes elephants so much theyre pretty dumb just sayin no hate or anything coz **YOLO** :/

##EDIT WOW a lot of haterz on this site :/ #YOLO = you only live once maybe you guys should take that into consideration?


hopefully he has a gps in his car and like everyone has, programs "home" and you my friend can have your dreams become reality.


You really shouldn't be using Instagram if you care about photo quality.  I doubt a site dedicated to cat and food pictures cares about image quality.


bitches love soil samples


There's already a mod for this.


Once my dog was upstairs in our house just barking for like 15 minutes straight so we went upstairs to see what it was, the closet door was open and he was just barking at the vacuum cleaner sitting there.


Out on a date roflolololo who wants to date a chick with a fake beard


Was this for structural or cost purposes? Or both?


Someone get this man a shift key!

Look, I was merely stating that relocating can be a good idea. In some cases it may not be.


I am from Boston so I am a bruins fan but they lost and I got to go to a Rangers Game and I had great seats.  So now I'm a rangers fan.  From way back.  That's how I am with sports.  I refuse to stop myself enjoying two teams that hate each other.  Also boston is my home town.  But new york is my home.  and the rangers game was FUCKING GREAT!


"Harassment" in this case means "she didn't think they were attractive" and **nothing else**. If the guy hasn't been "middle age" and "rotund" we never would have heard this story.


CAT KONG STRIKES AGAIN!


Almost 50 upvotes? Well...this was a triumph...

I'll see myself out.


FROZEN WAS SO FUCKING AVERAGE. WHAT IS EVERYBODY'S OBSESSION WITH FROZEN? I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!


MIDDLE EAST MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!! MAKE YOUR MOMA MAD!!!


that deserves an award of some kind.
'The Most Fucked Any One Student has Ever Been'


Holy fuck. I did not expect that.


Everyone was just really excited to see Bush leave office.


No, I have a screenshot that shows zero results and twenty minutes later there are results from 12 hours previous. And it wasn't just me.


No.  Is for organizing fucks.


It's relevant in making overly sensitive redditors butthurt. Can't you tell?


this is the future of reddit comments. metacommenting. so simple yet so telling.


But wait! Expect more in a series that captures the ups, downs, lefts, and maybe even some rights((!)lol)... of my poops!

All online. All original. Everything must go. Capture your fancy with a glimpse of the soul's potential... but why wait? Let's. Buy. Camera.

edit: "Shit Sandwich".


Krieger is the greatest character of all time. ALL. TIME.


yeah you're just whoring for karma and YouTube views LOL


I am sorry for my mistake, I didn t receive proper education [because](http://www.kulfoto.com/pic/0001/0027/Z3AEb26393.jpg)


Relying on a 1 out=thinking. TIL.


Should've replied "Actually i'm korean.  Also i'm holding a fucking pizza."


Then why are you here you little flaming forever alone retard.


You sound like the sort of person who runs away from their problems :)


No need to publicize the fact that you're a Youtube addicted loser


Instead of banning guns, how about we ban shooting instructors?

/s


Well if i couldnt get the jimmies in you a rustlin the I'm sure this post being a fail did the trick


I've always been a fan of Chile Dogs.


You must have a really sad life or everything pun-related makes you really happy.


Maybe one note continuous?


Oh, a Michael Jackson joke. Is it hard to restrain all that originality?


I think it's hilarious that no one ever tells pregnant women that they will crap themselves giving birth. Maybe if they put that into sex ed, less teenagers will get pregnant.


your daughters going to be a nerd whore and have sex with reclusive geeks all of her life as an attempt to get your attention


That has childhood abuse written all over it.


Came here to say this.


Electricity is basically what I feel when I talk to you.


> Japan is almost impossible to immigrate to.

Yet, the US is way harder which leads to illegal immigration. Personally, I found the Japanese system easier to work with. You're conflating citizenship with immigration policy.


The fact that he took a photo of it and posted it on the internet isn't a good sign that he's going to handle this maturely.


I wish A&M would go back to being an all-male school.

*NOW* do you see how dumb your idea is?


SEE THIS, REDDIT? WE CAN **LITERALLY** DO *ANYTHING* WITH ONLINE PETITIONS!

Now let's go abolish the TSA!


Nobody ever said it's only use was as a general insult. Get the straw man out of here.


Of course it's a joke. They wouldn't let a woman manage a hedge fund.


hmm. If that's what we were doing I would agree. Our intent is to have a person fire off a server event that they have a pretty even chance at getting like anyone else.


Urgh agree. My friends boyfriend bought a kid on impulse because he just HAD to have her. He lives in an apartment, he's never home, and when guests come over he leaves the kid locked in a room for hours because "she can't control herself". Dude it's a CHILD and she can't control herself because she's a CHILD that you DIDN'T TRAIN.


So... you're the product of rape?


>queue ... pram ... gurning

Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more.


your just jealous because you can't cut loose and enjoy good jokes


As an Iowan. Corn corn corn corn corn tractor.


These guys have been around since forever, and they were harmless. Their videos were just them ruining pubs for f2p noobs, like who cares if they team killed and stuff. They showcased cool and funny exploits/glitches that made pubs more interesting


You mean like, if nothings wrong with your food but you're making it up right?


id rather suck at grammar than be a liar

edit: and a motherfucker


Exactly what you would think. Heavy and slow.


Hater hate us cuz they ain't us!


This right here is why you read the whole comments.


This is like a stoner scumbag's brain it's empty inside and full of hot air.


C

123456789ABC then 10

Edit: 0123456789ABC then 10


duh don't drink girl drinks and you won't have any sugar.


Hi guys, my name is Jeff Dunham and I dislike ethnics! That's the joke!


yeah the stadium was so quiet,      you could hear a leg break.


Great rule of thumb: has that person ever told you someone else's secret? If so, they'll probably tell yours as well.

I know maybe three people who will honest-to-god keep a secret, and the one thing they all have in common is that they simply don't talk shit about other people. Period.


Downvote me, IDGAF, I'm an anteater.


lol, it's funny to compare that to what he wrote:

>All I did was post a picture of my shirt saying I was excited to start working, and a few thank you's to people who congratulated me and that was all.

EDIT: hijacking my own comment to give a shoutout to my [creepy reddit stalker](http://www.reddit.com/user/aribona). NEVER STOP.


noticed them as i walked to and from the bathroom


I would genuinely drink Pepsi's Fapple.


Upvote for Bastion reference.


I see the awkward flowing through this comment. Story checks out.


Actually, I take the "dump her" back. He should keep fucking her, so that the rest of us are safe.


Do they understand that America is  one of the only countries where McDonalds *doesn't* serve beer?


Why can't you mother fuckers get thoughts across in fewer words?


Try a french press! Dead simple to use, cheap, and one of the *best* ways coffee can be made!


If your gay and can't dress... you're doing it wrong.


Maybe they should "dry" the seals before selling them? Perhaps that would stop their sliding business model?


"he works out and has a douche bag tattoo" FTFY


This is the AI that will be included in HL3, GabeN is just testing it.


hottest mother of five i have seen yet (or was it six)


This feel. I know it bro.

I can't watch cops with my white friends. -_-


You seem angry, I hope your day gets better.


Because you were in a musical?


Just get with someone ugly like me! I could offer girls on tinder $10million to spend 30 seconds with me or a cliff to jump off of instead. They will all choose the cliff. You shouldn't date someone who is attractive if you don't want them to cheat on you.


Somehow I read it as "You're not crying hard enough." and completely knew that feel.


You sir, have won the Internets

Edit: I was just kidding >.<


Speaking of hover handing, I was actually just going to stand there with my hands in my pockets, but she actually just put her arm around me.

I felt as if I was touched by an angel.


No it's not. 16 is the age of consent in many states, but it's still statutory rape. Before that it's full on rape. Age of consent does not mean age legal to sleep with. The federal definition of a minor is someone under 18 and that's what matters.


Acting like 60% of this sub isn't whiter than Taylor Swift.


Ahh, i can never trust if a redditor is being a sarcastic dick or not, my bad.


Plus the hairstyles, which we associate with old people because the young people kept those hairstyles as they got older and the new young people chose new young people haircuts.


Pretty far fucking leap to compare it to stabbing.


***Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.***


-12 downvotes in 2 minutes.

There is no way this is legit.


My mom still calls my boyfriend, "friend"

&nbsp;

"How is your friend doing?"

"Mom, you know he is not my friend, right?"

"So, how is he doing!?"

&nbsp;

My mom, while not homophobic, still doesn't face it completely, but she accepts me and has been supportive, coming out to her was most likely the most difficult thing I had to do.


I love how liberals claim to respect science and then turn around and get freaked about fracking and nuclear power, both of which scientists have said are safe.


In a strange way, the lack of commercialism is refreshing.


Someone on [/r/trees] complaining about blatant criminal action....That's almost to much irony to handle.


I take pictures of people with selfie sticks with my selfie stick


Anyone who is in prison deserves to be raped


Reasons to be on reddit:

-poocasos

....


Better than nothing, right?


I disagree that his receivers did him no favors. They saved a lot of really bad throws. It went both ways.


nice try, ministry of truth


Ya, ache for a couple hours and get on with life please. Cuz this means nothing and happens every day you emotional idiot


I bet those investors were really impressed by Usher's performance.


Better yet... Why the hell is it on /r/atheism it's worse than /r/trees with the endless upvotes and making it onto the front page. How about we all stop hating people and forcing it into the media? I don't care if you're black white brown yellow or green you're a living creature that deserves the same respect that I would hope I get from you.


yup, you're being trolled by your 3yr old man


sounds like you're the one who got offended here. you ever been raped? want to?


...or the Spanish Inquisition.


Really? The biggest aspergers game of all time number 1? Oh you reddit basement dwellers.


Your comment just validated my entire day. Thank you a million times over.


Why him? Was he the only one who bullied your sister? Probly not.. So putting this on one person is some petty shit to do. And to wait until he makes it pro? Lol why not right now


I was the leader of a small monkey tribe in western Pangaea.  We were all napping one night when we were startled awake by a Gyorgy Ligeti number emanating from the sky.  Looking down, we noticed a large monolith had appeared.  It was crazy how a bunch of monkeys instantly turned into prehistoric humans.


oh FUCK, my kid looked at an ipad and he is now a school shooter! What should I do, reddit? Should I try to make my very intelligent three year old pretend that ipads and smartphones don't exist?


I'll give you a dickel if you tickle my pickle.


A BIG FAT MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH PHONY!


Now uncle Albert will be on the ceiling all day


damn now I feel like kind of an asshole for putting this on /r/funny....oh well cant take it back now


Nicotine dependence is the most common form of chemical dependence in the United States.

Source: http://www.cdc.gov/tobacco/data_statistics/fact_sheets/cessation/quitting/


Personally I don't think the government should be forcing vacations on companies.  I'd love to have more than 2 weeks of vacation a year... but I don't think I'm entitled to get paid for not working.

Just my personal opinion.


Hope I upvote this post many times..


Nobody cares, Apostolate.


Jokes aside, this actually would be pretty effective in helping the environment.


A clerk that works for the same man as the prick that gave him the ticket. Close enough.


Don't be alarmed, but I think a Spaniard has been looking for you.  Something about his father?


ALL ATHEIST WILL BURN IN HELL!  YOU PEOPLE ARE A JOKE!


But you still did. I like that, confronting your own fears and thus overcoming them.


you're right, it's an epic.


You leave Arnie out of this.


Skinny fat is a real thing, just because the frequent posters here appear slim or the numbers on the scale are lower in no way means they are actually "healthy."


The Ti83 games got me through every fucking day of high school


>He deserved it.

No, he didn't. Damaging a car and knocking a human being unconscious are not even equivalent things. This is not civilized behavior in either case.


also soap plays a much less important role.


The last four words of your comment left me feeling as I did so long ago. :(


And then got sent to KFC.

I joke. KFC doesn't use chicken.


Wow, while I would never even think to take it this far, this is genius trolling. Not only is someone going to lose their job, **you jackass anti-trolls will bring this to the front page and give him a trollgasm**. You morons deserve each and every troll you have, you refuse to stop feeding them. Upvoted for quality trolling.


Is it the most expensive machine in the hospital?


>Just because Group B may or may not have more advantages as a whole does not that Group A cannot raise legitimate issues.

Exactly. So how is MRA different from White Rights groups raising issues about college acceptance or scholarships based on racial profiles?


But we're a exclusive club and that's our neat secret phrase!


"I bitched about someone online to try and make me feel better I was called out on my argument and have no response. Due to being a coward, I'm now going to throw ad hominems around and pretend I've won the debate when anyone with a modicum of intellect can see what an anus I am"

Cool


I think that's the ground floor


That makes sense if Trent could even make it two yards to begin with.

EDIT: Each downvote (which I don't give two fucks about) reinforces my belief that this sub can't read properly.

So the first joke was that it was further than two yards away, while my joke was that he couldn't even make those two yards. Get it? Didn't think so. Plebes.


He could be more right if he had also pointed out that the womanizers (Joey and Barney) fall for the leading men's love interests (Rachel and Robin) and if he had pointed out how both leading men fall for students.

Lawyered.


I'm commenting so more people look at what you wrote.


lim x→∞ (3x² + x)/(x² + 1)


I watched aurys video,Seemed more negative that it should.I do dont like this or that,but chad was very relevant in the video


"No, Bart. This is the worst day of your life *so far*."


Yes it took me real courage to try remind you what real courage actually is. Have fun applauding mediocrity, gentlemen.


I thought that way too once. But this is MY fucking life. There's no more. I want this one even if it sucks because the sun is warm on my face. Fuck everything else.


Came here to say this


This is why the I.T. industry is in dire need [of this technology!](http://i.imgur.com/j6TvU.jpg)


Derpy? You using made up words to call someone stupid is....well, pretty fucking stupid.


The Georgia Scorcher sounds like a sex move.


I chose my username to emulate Redditors, as the vast majority of them are subhuman (literally placing a higher value on cats than human beings). It's easier to mock these nihilists than to reason with them; I've been here almost exactly 1 year, and in that time they've only grown more callous.


PRECIPITATION MAKES ME UPSET!


wtf is that suppose to mean?! whear you just going through my profile?


Hey not sure if you are aware of this but if you get a chance to go to an Asian grocery store you can pick up giant bags of rice, beans, and lentils for very cheap. Together rice and beans form a complete protein and with some spices (again in bulk) are delicious.


Swede here.
I wish every American was like this. Instead they're mostly couch potatoes with no spirit of rebellion or revolution in their hearts any more. Their forefathers would role in their grave if they knew how beta most americans are nowadays.


I don't understand why you can see INTO the steam room but not OUT of it.  Is this some kind of hotel for perverts?


What do you know about our free kick takers? Haters gonna be hating.


> Obama *ducked* the hardest hitting question of them all.


So maybe, *just maybe* it's real and you can be a little less cynical.
EDIT: Jesus that's alot of downvotes.


I guess bullying in your school has been...

erased.

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!


Jesus fucking christ. You DID not hit 6.18ghz. The benchmark does NOT change CPU multipliers, it does NOT change vcore. Do me a favour and go into your bios and change the multiplier to 62 and try to boot your PC. Your PC would have died so fast if it had hit 6.18ghz in a benchmark.


So clean their litter box for them for an entire month, then shit in it once so that they only have to clean it once?

This is revenge how?


If rage left a bad taste in your mouth, pick up doom bfg edition this week


You bastard!! How could you lie to us???


Your mom sounds like a rational woman. you, on the other hand, sound like a whiny faggot. I hope you and your dad suck cocks in hell together. White Power, fuck the niggers


Preemptive strike , well played .


King of the Hill is the worst TV show ever produced. I can't believe people actually laugh at that simple shit.

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE.


Pizza's still in the box. If he drew that, he would have had to let the pizza go cold right in front of him.

I think it's legit.


It's an opinion on a site that is entirely based on people's opinions you fucking twat.


"OK sis, I will fuck you. But not because I want to. No, I'm doing this for duk3luk3, and MightyWarWren, and for everyone else who doesn't have a hot stepsister of their own."

Sometimes you have to take one for the team.


gotta love useless parents raising little psychopaths. the parents should be publicly stoned to death and then burned at the stake.


Colorado Kool aid is slang for Coors Original made popular by the outlaw country stylings of Johnny Paycheck, and I will only be fielding questions on Rampart.


*sigh*

You're one of THOSE. There is no debating with you. Keep the spoon fed information though. ;)


This is reddit. 75% of us haven't.


Why is this being down voted?


It would be cool because it would respond to EVERY comment, unlike some AMAs.  Thanks Obama.


it's ok man i only b& him cuz he was b& before :)


tell them to comb the desert, do you hear me?! COMB. THE. DESERT!


I wish you'd put some thought into what you're saying.

edit: Torture is terrible! I hope the torturer is being tortured forever.


Ate sandwich.

Masturbated furiously.

Took nap.

Completed process daily for the past 10 years.


You think it's a game? You think it's a fucking game?

*DMX* *watcha niggas want*


I was expecting that story to go down a completely different path.


Solution: don't fucking mention the word diet to your server.  Just be particular and don't think out loud.  We judge your thought process when you waste our time.

Best course of action: either decide what you want before you get there, or open the menu immediately when you sit down and stop blabbing with your friends.

Sorry, *had a rough week*.


I've actually been back and forth on it myself. Especially since I consider myself a very devoted and faithful person.

What helps, is that she found a good guy not long after I left her, and they've been together ever since. So I guess life just has a funny way of working out.


There's no way 2013 was 2 years ago it was like a few weeks ago!


**Breaking on Gawkchan.**

*Should all women become lesbians?*


What are you doing in my neighborhood, cracker?


it's actually in bitcoins.


I wonder what [Jon Stewart](http://tinyurl.com/6aq4qdh) thinks about this!


(Cyril is, of course, wearing a kevlar vest. Archer shoots him during every Purge.)


NO GOD DID IT!!!

 (Before you grammar Nazi, just think about the implications of that missing comma.)


I read your name as "Jew21", which made this that much funnier.


> some, err, black people

Haha it's hilarious because you wanted to say nigger but you can't now. That's so funny, great joke.


Notice there are no more Adolfs around?


I understand what you're saying but I don't think you understand what I'm saying. It's no secret that education has been undermined by those in power to serve their interests.


You haven't completely locked this thing down?   Seriously man, putting this on the front page of reddit for the world to see, with your salary details and the name of the company= not the brightest thing you've ever done.   Delete post if you know what's good for you.

That is assuming this is all true, which...


While carrying the bastard child of a delusional Egyptian businessman.


In other news, one of the devs just contacted me to tell me that he's going to show this to Sid Meier! I was wrong; *now* my life is complete.


ciclejerking is lhittlerally worse than bigotry. Gotcha.


Pitchfork first, ask questions later!!!


Do you understand what karma whoring is?


Imagine the look on a guys face as he cums while trying to have a casual conversation.

Edit: this is ridiculous, reddit; no one wants this as a top comment


When you descend to the trolls levels your no better than they.


"UNLIMITEEED **POWWWWAHHHHHH**!"


It doesnt count if youre a nigger cuz then youre not human. Therefore, human rights do now apply. Retarded black dude.


And tomorrow, we can go to iHop.  I'll be really hungry, and start salivating at the smell of bacon.  When the friendly old lady asks "Whataya want for breakfast kids?"  "Whoa, whoa...hold on a second, I feel you're trying to sell us food."


Because the Pats deflated them after the refs checked them 2 hours before kickoff. Welcome to the conversation, Cleveland.


"very innovative reconstructive surgery."
Works so well it'll fix your relationships.


Who needs to borrow money from the citizenry to pay for your war when you can just print up some new money to pay for it? That is our current government's philosophy on paying for war.


Reddit can be, in smaller subreddits. You asked Askreddit, which can and will hivemind you to death because it is so large that the majority opinion will always surface to the top.


Are Brazilians rioting over something related to homosexuals?


Actually, I think we need to talk to a lot of OB/GYNs. Women aren't *supposed* to give birth laying back, with their legs up, basically fighting gravity. If a woman squats during contractions, with gravity, there is an incredibly lower chance of tearing.


Didn't find a hivemind? Exposed your own lack of reading comprehension and bias?

You're just fishing for hivemind karma.


So confused and enlightened right now.


It is not a threat. I am explaining what will happen.


Wtf why didn't she tell you her head was smashing into a wall?


S'all good. On a 100mb data plan at work, can't afford to open every link :p


If they're inseminating for ten minutes I don't know how they miss conception at all.


Controversial? I'd say most (if not all Simpsons fans) people agree with me.

I would like to meet someone that still thinks the humor is just as good. I would then slap them silly.

edit: I'll leave my comment for lolz, but that I usually never miss sarcasm. Kudos!


Maybe he just needs money. I once went to Star Wars celebration when it was in Orlando. He was there looking pretty pissed, with no one in his Iine for an autograph.


Good deal, thanks for checking up on me :)


Recovering from a plane crash.


The groan if metal then nothing.  Nothing ever again.


I am one person, but I do not buy EA games for exactly these reasons.


You are going to offend a shit ton of people doing this.


Great, everything in my day was going great, but you had to bring up tinnitus, and now all I can hear is that infernal ringing.


You haven't played the game have you?


>imagine this

okay

>me running around putting my bra on, then my dress, I couldn't find my panties anywhere. Then, I had to put his boxers on, then his pants then his shirt

You look silly wearing all of those clothes


Yes, stealing other people's work and taking credit for it is *awesome*!


From now on, this is an officially recognized unit of speed, like a light year. 1000 m/s = 1 burritometer.


well she probly did somethin bad to piss ppl off! humm... stil kinda mean tho...


Of course. Bringing overpriced smartphones to rich douchebags is just as good as essentially eradicating malaria. Duh.


I'm not terminating the relationship. There is a lot of other things that I have not mentioned about our relationship.


If someone tries to kill you, you try to kill em right back.


downvote for stating your upvote


Literally no practical benefit.


Yes, they are all acting like when they get their dick sucked or have sex, it is the first time it even happened to them. Do you not know what "acting like" means?


40% of the time he had sex every time.


So he tried one time and gave up?


That would matter if paypal followed the law


You sad, you fucking retard? You can't go post shit at SRS? I'll give you some material : that girl's scultpure is pure shit and it only got upvoted because she decided to karma-whore harder by putting herself (heeeey i'm a girl) in front of her "nexus".

PS: you're welcome


I wonder why the current generation of parents has so many helicopters.


Actually, it was a remake.


Like masturbating on a plane.


Did you really create an account just so you could spam a shitty South Park joke?

This is the saddest thing I've seen all week.


then the passengers lunges into actions grabs the steering wheel and veers hard right. You collide into countless other cars. You amass tens of thousands in damage and potentially killing some innocent people. Silver lining, 2000 link karma.


Not really.  I put the laughing face because Gore wouldn't get more than 10 carries a game. Not sure how that qualifies as one of the heads of a monster. But the Eagles fans are out in force lolol


You're like the yoda of prostitutes.


Keep justifying your addiction, kid.


Shit if you have keyboard shortcuts,  why not fucking use the Escape key?

Just don't hit Return after that;)


he was stupid fed... not really that impressive


The science of 'itis.


If you take my account seriously, then you're a fucking retard.


Props for the really dedicated ones that stay frozen mid-rape.


It makes me :) when he is :_(


He probably did need to urgently use the bathroom- he probably shit himself.


> /r/MensRights

ಠ_ಠ


I always just assumed that the demand for Dunkaroos eventually drove that tiny, delicious species of kangaroo into extinction.


What the fuck did you smoke mah nig? Geographically impossible places?


Moderation? Unelectable...


Cannot upvote this hard enough.


i would restart this level over and over till guerrilla radio came on. that level with that song... i was unstoppable.

EDIT: i know. i know.. there was a menu from the start menu, i get it.


TIL that reddit likes to generalize and assume things based on fringe groups and interesting statistical outliers

In other words, it is like saying all americans are fat or all muslims are terrorists and should not be trusted. Both of which are not true, although, Americans are really fat!


You're not doing us any favours by conforming to these hideous stereotypes, chap.

brb crumpets


Obviously you're calling it that for attention. There's just no good reason to do so except make you feel like a big man. You look and sound like a try-hard.


Or about 140,000,000 Pakistanis


> And if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine
I'mma break that birdie's neck
I'll go back to the jeweler who sold it to ya
And make him eat every carat.

Beautiful.


You could sell a pigs ass to a rabbi.


Why is this upvoted?? This doesn't answer my question it's just a blatant tautology!


I doubt they'll do a full blackout, but I'm just hoping they do SOMETHING. An extra page to click through, a banner at the top of the website, or even a really short blackout would be enough to get others talking.


> Oh boy a chance to make a girl pay attention to me better take it

FTFY


I don't think you know how a one night stand works.


You. Have. No. Imagination.


It further emasculates the son.  OP's mom may relish the control and power of being a parent, and as her son grows into a man, that power is lessened daily.  She tells this story repeatedly for a reason.


these aren't even funny. i hope everyone who upvoted this gets raped by huge black guy


Breaking News: Kodak rhymes with Kodak


>One of my favorite movies of all time. In fairness, though, something like the life of Brian at any time before the 1700s would most certainly get its authors killed.

And rightly so. They should not have been so smug about the whole thing and known their place in society.


In the USA we drop our flags halfway down to honor the dead or for other solemn events. The flag on the moon is at half mast to honor the recent passing of Neil Armstrong, the first man to walk on the moon.


I guess that was kind of an overgeneralization on my part, but as a 15 year old, I can assure you that there are very, very few young teenagers that even remotely grasp the concept of memes and their meanings.

I do see what you're saying, though.


My God. You're right. And freedom is slavery.


According to Anonymous, it's because of a raid: https://twitter.com/YourAnonNews/status/252813561984851968


Whoa.. let's keep the bigotry in /r/atheism


We have homeless people instead


Prolly wrote it while spending all that time in Hawaii, or the vineyards.


Oh hi again! Sorry I had to cut our conversation short, had to rush off to meet a friend :) I'm glad you're enjoying it! It's S-Off'd and has 4EXT recovery installed so you can flash anything you want on it. The MicroSD card **should** be empty, it's a 16GB class 10.


Won't someone think of the men?!


I think that might be a little premature.


SCUMBAG STACY

>is girl

>doesn't sex


Yea unless you're at the bar with your wife «no anal honey, stop asking», your 12 yo sister and your mom. Not so fun.


That meme belongs in a museum.


Agent- "Hey, there is this website called Readdit where we can pitch Woody's new movie! Every person on it is in our target demographic!!!"

Publicist - "Sweet, let's go piss them off!"

[EPIC HIGH FIVE!](http://gifs.gifbin.com/052011/1304528152_high-five-fist-bump-fail.gif)


People, please pay attention. Downvote or upvote accordingly.

Edit: Fire away. I accept the judgement of Reddit! It just bothered me that the 'irrelevant comment with 0 points' had 10 points at the time.


I just spent a good minute trying to do that.


But you can't root :(


I'm pretty sure I abused the "bathroom" excuse to wander the halls waaay more often in middle/high school.


This sub is just another circlejerk.


im sorry, just for clarification... mike let a basketball team rape his drunk 16yearold sister? is that correct? please tell me someone killed him with a rusty spork.


Have you tried learning it? I hated it too, at first. Then I took the time to actually read the skills, play around with it and make it fun for ME, not trying to maximise dps or anything.

+ there's legacy mode c:


The end kills me.
Da da da a da da da da a a da da da da da a a day da da dad da (breath) da da a a a da da a da da...


I didn't know Midol made girls obsessive-compulsive.


'Beetus naps. Yup. Good times.


It was a good song you dumbass. I don't care about karma, I want the masses to hear good music.


Everyone has their favorite Avenger, and his tattoo is a message to Tony that "you ain't it."


I used to ride the karma trains, but then I took an arrow to the knee!


You haven't killed her yet? What, are you planning on having sex with her while shes ALIVE?


They are the views of extremists, not the majority of Muslims. It is not dissimilar to the trend toward portraying atheists and neck bearded, fedora wearing basement dwellers. A minority of freaks do not represent the whole.


Ya, how is God supposed to save our soles if they're covered up?


How about you go blow some dudes.


It's nice to see a sincere, heartfelt comment on reddit. Too often threads are full of puns, racism, sexism, etc.


Actually, it's my life for hire.


Take that nearly $1 billion in 2005 and buy Apple at $50 a share. Today, you could cash out for more than $12 billion.


Shut up you fucking smartass. Downvoted.


What kind of fucked up person steals someone's headstone? That's a sign of a real asshole.


The show itself does seem to be in rather poor taste. They obviously had uncovered all this evidence prior to airing and by continuing to air they make it nearly impossible for him to get a fair trial.


Y'all are fucked in the head mane


I'm only following what was started by someone whining and a bunch of people making this into something much, much larger than it needed to be.


I throw flowers at the screen while yelling "bravo!"


Are Bulls fans always this annoying?

Guess I've struck a nerve.


My 2 year old daughter has tea parties with her monster trucks. I sure as hell am not going to stop her, I think it's cute.


Me showing up, or the moderator wanting to use me for scientific inquiry? 'Cause I think one is rude and unmod-like. And I think the other is a redditor coming to an event.

Creepy was [redacted by mod request]. Trust me.


Probably in a math class.


considering how the cookie cutter types have a monopoly on almost every aspect of gay culture, why care if this is confrontational. its their body fascism that created *us* as a group, if ive read my history correctly.

let people like both. let people like one of those somewhere else.


Woah man, I sincerely hope I run into you when I screw thing up.


Yeah but he can't, so right now he is shit, because a player without legs can't do much.


Personally I prefer to stay away from cock flavored pussy


I'd tap it idgaf what people say. She is adorable.


Its called a copy? A scanner? A backup?

Is this 1956?


Well, if it does better than expected and you get a refund that is a pretty good reflection of the success of the program.


I never said it was mine. It's even taken from DeviantArt.


Hi Zorg, do you have any female (or your equivalent) friends that will fuck me?


You know, I would probably take that into more serious consideration if you had some proper punctuation and capitalization. Alas, you do not.


IF I WANTED TO EAT FLOWERS I'D BECOME THUMPER FROM BAMBI!

NOW GO BACK IN THERE AND BRING ME BACK A GOD DAMN APPLE!

'MERICA!


I already expect this type of comment.


>"Damn you and your ridiculous undergarments!"

Said nobody ever.


Since we should be cheering on the people who brought down the towers.


> **WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN A TRADE AGREEMENT WITH ENGLAND?!**

FTFY


Did not know that actually existed. So no, that is not how I did it.


Please tell me that she was on an ever-descending path of senility, and truly *did not understand* the reason why people give scratch-off lottery tickets as gifts.


>I'm pretty sure the artist is Swedish (her deviantart account strongly suggests it), and here in Sweden most men really do care about body hair on women.

No, they really don't. Women tend to, though.


I can see this now.

"I DEMAND A GUN AND HORSE"

*Cops happily provide gun and horse*

"Do you have a license for that gun and horse, No?"

*Cops take gun and horse and throw you in jail*


I'd make her dress up in the "rape kit" for me *then* hit it.


"In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin."


how did i get downvoted to hell for acknowledging he made a good joke?


I hope he dropped good loot.


I don't see your point? I asked if the celts gonna be free and all i got was

> Games have had expansions for decades.

Care to elaborate?


Chopped up and put in a suitcase in front of everyone. It's really embarrassing.


Right, as an American you surely based your genuine feelings on who kicks the ball harder than the other teams? Or was it the pretty colors on the jersey?

"Feels more genuine", lol


*My* vagina rejects this story and I don't even have a vagina.


Naaah, he's one of the best Starcraft 2 casters. Plus he's really great to have on show like sotg and onemoregame. Edit:Wow you're kind of an ass.


"what the fuck is this"

- Mobile Users


I guessing you think the bully is wikileaks?


30 pounds of plastic explosive? Cracked screen.


You are a bad parent and bad role model. Enjoy raising a fucked up child.


Romney is Kenyan? I KNEW IT.


ugh, i bet u voted for obama


You know what would be fucked up? *If she did it.*


>redditor for 1 month

I see you're new here, so I'll explain to you how this works.

If you don't have a comment that contributes to the discourse and discussion of the topic you're better off not leaving one at all.

This is not Digg. Comments like "lol so true" or "can't. upvote. hard. enouuggggh!" should never make it above the *comment threshold*.


I reversed through the desert on a cat with no name.


~~"Give him all your love"~~

"Give me all your upvotes!"


Better question, If I stuff my head in my butthole, will eventually my head come out of my mouth?


hmm. But a match lasts 5400 seconds, that makes it a step over evrery 1.01867572156 seconds. What about lets just go back to being realistic ;)


Doublevixen steps in front of your fireball spell, dies, and flies off the 150 ft cliff with all your loot. She lands in the river and is never seen again. Fuck you skyrim.


Because it had grown into an epic battle about pedophilia and what should and shouldn't be allowed on reddit in regards to pedophilia, which frankly we've all had enough of since the jailbait/preteengirls drama.


The party don't stop till the ulcers pop


Deflection is a great tactic!  Keep it up!


> However, it is colloquially understood to mean, "I dislike you."

I just like how you needed to make this clear.


There are more mw3 players on xbox at any given moment than all of steam players put together


"Shit, if it felt so good coming out, imagine how good it must feel going back in!"


I don't know who you are, but I am now going to down vote everyone of your comments.


You..........you are just the worst type of person


lol there's scholarships for marching bands?

Craft? LOL

Edit: **LOLOLOL**

'Oh my god is that a joke?


As someone who works at an ice cream shop (NOT self serve) I can confirm that I do this on slow days sometimes.


You're a faggot, you would rather consume mindless entertainment than interact with your own sibling?

It makes me sick that so much people do this, I don't even understand how this is the "best" comment.

Fucking disgusting, worthless, scum.


Hey, what the fuck you got against beards? I'm going to blow up your fam--- *Oh my god I need to shave*


Oh oh let me try this?

What a faggot OP!!!


This is why I do go to Reddit meet ups. ಠ◡ಠ


And your comment is not much better.


"How about we arm wrestle?"

"I don't have any arms."


So they are.  You could have just helped me out without being an asshole about it, but thanks anyway.


That's so true:

"Many hands make light work" vs. "Too many cooks spoil the soup"

"Early bird gets the worm" vs. "Second mouse gets the cheese"

"Absence make the heart grow fonder" vs. "Out of sight, out of mind"

"Quit while you're ahead" vs. "Quitters never win"

"Look before you leap" vs. "He who hesitates is lost"


Well maybe they would have gotten divorced in a few years anyway. The real injustice is for HIM, because he died, remember?


Yeah, I couldn't stop reading, even though I knew it was taking forever. Getting lost like that in a factual story is the hallmark of impressive journalism.


Ever tried sticking your dick in a blender and turning it on?  give it a shot.


Not true, people in the air force piss sitting down.


Spoiler tag, please?


This is from his honeymoon 9 months ago in Turkey.

Edit: I think it was six months ago, not nine.


Lol, God doesn't exist.


Damn, that's a long shit.


man , i dont think that fedex would let something dangerous pass by.


Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow


what the fuck are you talking about, you phaggot?


My dad's was along these lines.  "Be good.  If you can't be good, be careful.  If you can't be careful, name it after me."


Which is shown in how much work it still needs, but I doubt they will fix the mechanics.


Bitch is the proper name for a female dog, bitch.


I'm sure that joke was funny the first time it was made in reference to him. Not so much the 60 millionth time someone thought they were being clever, though.


to be fair, she probably wouldn't have stuck around if you changed her radio/CD the first time you got in her car.


Go do some real science. Taking money from other more noble epistemologies just to make broad sweeping faulty statements about furry things.


Nope, I'm pretty sure you replied to the right place.


I forgot they allow you to post responses to reddit threads, thanks!


...do you sexually identify as an attack helicopter?


> I've never understood this. People bully *shitty* people and then they make fun of them for trying to lose weight.


His Noodliness is most grateful.


Yeah, she seems like a really special snowflake.

"Look child, mommy is an attention whore!"
-"I wanna be like mommy when I grow up!"


Danny Pudi is one of my favorite human beings (see what I just did there) on the planet and on set. And I think every community cast member would say the same.


This is useless oppression olympics, bro. There is institutional oppression against gay people & against women. There is not institutional oppression for men & heteroes. Hope this helps!


I think for lot of people on Reddit it was the first time they saw Romney live and unedited talking about policy.  We bash him a lot on this site and see the occasional sound bite, so we had preconceived notions of him.  Last night I realised he is not evil, dumb or incompetent just a guy with different views then me and a stronger candidate then I previously thought.


very kind thing to say.


However, I am the older, more grammatically correct version! ;)

EDIT: I think this means we must battle to the death.


Mojo Nixon reference?? If so very nice..


They have your sex tape for sale* when you exit through the gift shop.


What? 20+ is still young. 18 is the youngest someone becomes a real human, so why would someone in their 20s not be young.


Fun Fact: Number 10 was the only film of the Air Bud franchise to ever win an Oscar.


I used to fak u bogs, but then I took an arrow to the gooby!


Sounds like you are about to commit some science.


You guys are so weird


you don't assume two people who are holding and kissing each other in one of the person's profile picture are in a relationship?


take that pain and embrace, digest it, make it part of you. For you own it, what you did that day is immortalized and you can never escape the bunny killer that you are.


YES! upvotes to you sir.


Wait, shit, that's illegal?


Who do you think makes the pie?

[edit: no ragrets](http://i.imgur.com/lkNiK.jpg)


What about face sitting porn filmed upside down though


First World *Woman* Problem


I've seen it. It happens.


Excludes static pictures, and seems to be a subreddit for making shit up to suit gifs of inspector Javert.


Could not live without this function.


>implying /tv/ is the same thing as /b/


No, *no,* it's clearly different. Did you see the hats?


seems pretty obvious to me


Not only does she look amazing, but she has a huge infectious smile and did a cute little dance. THEN she kicks all their asses and waves to the crowd and hugs the other girls. She probably donates to charity too and doesn't even realize she's perfect.


She shouldn't have to pay child support. Her body, her choice and all that - HE wanted the child so HE can support it. (Read op)


Step 1: Colonialize country

Step 2: Insult penises of natives

Step 3: Profit.


You're just mad because you don't have a team anymore


Well if he's never tried before...


I'm not your friend, buddy


I think your IAmA is actually crashing reddit...
There has to be some award for that or something


Considering the odds of committing a crime goes up with one's ghetto factor, very relevant. Ghetto factor can be calculated by mesuring one's education, environment, parent's education, and parent's income. Americans seem to think crime is specific to race when it has nothing to do with ethnicity and all to do with education/class/environment.


Way to steal comedian [John Mulaney's bit.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30KbSbh-8jE)


Hahahahahaha 10 dollars a pack?!?! Bahahaha - a Virginian

Edit: lol wow, I don't even smoke anymore, but the nicotine cravings rage and the anti smoker rage combined with my off hand dickish comment lead to some rustled jimmies.


Two fish swam into a wall. One turned to the other and said "Dam".


Some say it rewires the brain to find violence against women stimulating. Just curious about women's opinion.


They. They is an acceptible pronoun for unknown genders.


Now, there's no reason to get cross.


everyones suit teh fukk upp u ninkumpewps


auto industry assassination no doubt. i totally want a throttle car


I have to agree. Fuck this place, almost as bad as /r/SubredditDrama.


You know it's a good business plan when the only two ideas are ones specifying when the employees won't have to work.


Now THIS comment is perfectly deserving of downvotes.


That professor should go back to highschool.


"tried" weed about 7 times. also tried brownies, coke, and mushrooms...
Maybe it is just me but i feel like if he didn't like weed he wouldn't do all that other shit.


This. This was exactly what I wanted to read without knowing I wanted to read this. Thank you.


We know what you meant by "crazy", but it is the usage of that word that [disparages people with mental disabilities](http://disabledfeminists.com/2010/05/17/guest-post-from-rmj-ableist-word-profile-crazy/). This, and your refusal to acknowledge it, is what you are being banned for.


and now you're salivating.


Yes, not sure why you're asking though.


It always involves boobs.


Yeah, once the asshole said "NASA is a top priority for me", everyone knew he was a lying  sack of shit.


...and being motivated. It doesn't matter how smart you are if you're lazy.


nope i dont.

stay off drugs kids.  and stay in school.


Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Imprisonment for Dissident Ideals

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Gas

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Auschwitz

Harry Potter and the Showers of Fire

Harry Potter and the Order of the Axis

Harry Potter and the Half-Jew Prince

Harry Potter and the Deathly Holocaust.


Thanks, Joss Whedon for ruining night hunting for all future blood suckers. That didn't use to be a rule.


Who the fuck is this guy and why should i care?


Karma whoring your dead dog and throwing around insults? Oh what a charming cunt you are.


The Onion currently has print editions in over 300 cities worldwide. We intend to expand our business further into print as print is the future of media.
-WT


I'm sorry but you don't get the grand prize for "missing the point" - You have to share it with a ton of other people too.

edit - Noooo! The downvotes! [I'm meeeellitttiiiing.](http://www.protias.com/Pictures/Family%20Guy/stewie%20-%20whatever%20helps%20you%20sleep%20at%20night.jpg)


Mom, Dad... I wanted to tell you that I suck cocDISREGARD THAT, THERE IS NO GOD


Some guy famous for playing a kids game.


Yes, nearly every one of them in there held on to religion. I think it was a great coping mechanism for them. It gave them a chance at peace for what they had done I guess.


Go and hang yourself, you unoriginal sheeple cunt.


Killing people in my bathrobe would be pretty fucking awesome.


You are doing gods work.

Telling these repost faggots how gay they truly are.


Also the lamps are lit. So... not in the middle of nowhere at all.


nice circlejerk starter.  I'm here for the trickle down karma


>Norton isn't worth free.

FTFY


Will you give me a million dollars?


I am trying to upvote you...but everytime I double click on the up arrow, it just goes away...I am closing my computer


OH JESUS! I forgot a letter! Quick, everybody freak the fuck out!


Wow. That self-contradiction is good enough to throw into that book of yours.


Only a budget DH would buy any item in any slot without Dex.  I understand how set bonuses work, but a DH would rather have boots with 100 Dex and Movespeed *only* than every stat those boots have.

If only a super budget (since those boots have only one stat (Movespeed) that is relevant to a DH) player is going to buy them, he won't be paying 3 mil.


That is just too fucked up.


Answer: A utilitarian humanitarian wearing an overly wooly cardigan in Michigan so he could marry a GAY MAN.

Bien.

Edit: I'm high as balls right now and I think that sentence got away from me, but I'm not inclined to decipher the meaning right now. <3

Double Edit: Secondary answer: A consequentialist buttmunch humanitarian.

Triple Edit: Why can't I stop...ian.


http://i.imgur.com/XF7kaor.png

edit: TIL can't make jokes in /r/AdviceAnimals


I'm not complaining. The EU-instigated price decreases have led to equivalent price increases for UK usage by the UK operators.

Why should I pay more for most of my usage to save some money for a tiny fraction of it? Or subsidise those who travel a lot.

Maybe it is more relevant in mainland Europe. But I don't live there.

edit: yay, gj /r/europe - keep on attempting to censor dissent


They'd slow me down but I'd have to take my two-year-old twins. My older daughter Mathilda is pretty fierce so I'd need her on my team. Luckily my husband is a third degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do. He can break boards with his butt. Just bragging.


i came here to say **this!**


My friend is an ex-drug addict, and he did this same thing. Now he's addicted to working out (spends six hours in the gym per day on average). At least it's healthier.


Sorry if I came off rude. I've spent a good part of the day being told by the mods of IAMA that keeping their own threads from derailing and ruining someone's life isn't actually their job so I came into it defensive.

We have this thing called google btw, works great.

And if you wanted a "long" bio from me, you'd be pissed and ask for a TL;DR.


Let the sky dweller speak.


Or, you know, they're starving males and you're just a little bitch.


> She'll end ~~up~~ your ~~wife~~ life. That's how these things go.

FTFY


Kill yourself, douche bag.


Saaaaaaaamples........... Saaaaaaamples........


Maybe, but "bears were friends and now they're food" is sort of obvious, though.


> wasnt that regrettable

> not that bad

Sounds great!


Soccer only has 5 to 10 actual plays for an hour and a half. At best it is artificial excitement.


Doctor, are you staring at my breasts?
> Yes. To reduce eye strain.


Tommy Lee seems unaware of the deer orgy just outside of his office.


Hi, I live in Nigeria. Please ask her to come here, thanks.


I have for so many years asked for one peice of physical evidence for 6 million murders and no one has been able to provide it to me. If someone came up with some hard evidence I would believe it. With no bodies, no autopsy and no murder weapon I have to say no guilty unless more evidence is presented.


oh you think you're so smart 2chainz??? show him the fucking video. checkmate


If you consider her pretty skinny then I am a goddamn twig.


Did you see those maracas?


Brilliant. Take all of my upvotes.


How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?


Oh no the cop yelled and said mean and hurtful things, how dare he be upset that someone failed to notify him of a concealed weapon!  The driver makes excuse after excuse.  How hard is it to say "I have a concealed weapon" while keeping your hands in plain view?


Yeah, but the house insurance is expensive as fuck.  At any moment, the goddamn nutjob can come running his tank along your roof.

And let's not even talk about *life* insurance.


Yes, Mandy, you did.

Classic 'woman argument'.  Devolves into "Did I say x y z?" when they know they don't have anything real or worthwhile to say.


"Whoops, wrong house"


My #swag is fucking interesting. Why don't you try benching more instead of wasting your life watching movies just so you can recite lines from them? LOOOOOL!

**#YOLO!!!!!!!!!!!**


Extra-late-term abortion.


I don't care if fatpeoplehate shows up here. It's free advertising for us. All you guys do is give us more subscribers.


Your mom sucks at this.


Pretty hilarious, but not as hilarious as my anus.


This is fucking stupid.


In his defense those are pink witch fingers.


Well you should probably learn how to speak your own language if you're so proud of your country.

It's *than not then


It always bothers me when kids try to solve horrible problems on their own when telling an adult would completely fix the situation.


I wish i could upvote you more, that made my day, ty :)


Because Valve can't count to 3.


AWESOME POST, reddit_top! Haven't seen you in a while, you AWESOME DUDE! I almost thought you had LEFT THIS SITE! Anyway... THIS POST IS NEW TO THE INTERNET, THANK YOU! YOU CONTRIBUTE! YOU'RE HELPING REDDIT! FUCK YEAH!


Or coast like they call it in NA


Anything else you'd like to bitch about?


I was playing on call of duty with my girlfriend once, split screened. Some kid realized we were split screening and heard her voice and started calling her a slut and she gets raped, etc. All these crazy things. A few moments later you can hear his mom in the background for a couple seconds before he mutes, SCREAMING at him for what he was saying.


where else are you going to find a mass of broke fucktards


That's fu--

Wait, no. That's just depressing


No, his eyes allows look like that..
edit:token sounds like tokin' aka high and therefore....nevermind.  I will take my downvotes and leave....


The whole country is like a giant amusement park.


That still isn't a good reason to downvote him.


I don't have Photoshop... but you get the point

http://imgur.com/TUaq2zg


Whatever; Mr I have shit all link karma.


I went on the Twitter and found the picture, [there's actually a guy crouching in the picture that's cropped in the thumbnail above.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7U32vNCIAEmz4-.jpg)


That was also a response to me calling him out on it, whereas he gives absolutely no credit to the original source prior.


Hoarder in training.  She's almost graduated to full status.


18,000.

You have no clue how radio advertising works, do you?


I think the girl with the pierced nipples has a monopoly on that subreddit


Really? Sea cockroaches look appetizing?

But I guess carcasses must also seem tasty to you barbarians also.

EDIT: Let the hate flow through you. I'm an independent women who don't need no man.


The inmate I watched the night before he was put to death. Before leaving my shift of death watch we had to wake him up at 6am. When he awoke, as I was leaving, he told us to "have a good day". This, even though he was going to die that night. Was a powerful thing.


Yes but the asian is wearing one metric fuckton of make up as **All** asians do.


Make sure to hide the sd card with a friend or something first. Fucked up people are everywhere, and unfortunately a lot of them end up parents.


This is standard operating procedure for passive information gathering by hackers.


You should totally start buying pot off the neighbor's kid and get buff for your daughter's hot friend.


In LoL, "denying" is a bit different. In League the way to deny is by asserting dominance of the lane through offensive tactics and spellcasting. Move forward and hit them a couple of times if they try to last hit- usually they fall back and the creep is killed. Push to the lane to the tower and make them lose farm. That is what denying means in League.


It's used by the police to check for counterfeit Q-tips.


The supposed "Jews" had more control over things than you wish to admit


Unfollowed and unsubbed.


Interesting. I am currently in a doctorate program for nurse practitioners. My school has a very different culture. It encourages use to use the title Doctor, as long as NPs clarify that they aren't physicians.


Tax avoidance is your right, tax evasion is illegal.


Mental disorder? More like a sexual fetish that has been blown out of proportion.


Upvote for being a rebel.


If all this guy gets is being "made feel like shit", he's gotten off easy.

The fucker really deserves a .45 in the skull.

Sadly, unlike him, I'm not a murderer, so I'm unable to provide it.


**Who the fuck do you think you are?**


The Catholic Church grudgingly says that evolution is not inconsistent with the facts and Church doctrine.

FTFY


Stay-at-home Dad here... I have to agree entirely.. But, you know, for dads.


the audio recording just showed someone getting pissed off with kori


No, you're the faggot. Rediquette is for fags.

/s


Yes the prevalence of STD's among to world's virgins remains frustratingly low.


Did the whole anti-religion thing, it's impossible to win  so I just avoid the discussion now, eventhough I know I can "win" the argument easily every time using my superior atheist logic.

So unsubscribed, it's just a massive circlejerk


House of Cards got this right, except in DC. The immensely powerful Frank lives in a nice-ish brownstone, and Zoe the fairly popular reporter working for a trendy publication lives in a shit hole.


Don't know if I could disagree with any Trees statement more.

Have some respect for yourself! It's weed, not crack. Toss it out and celebrate when you get something good.


TIL underboob deodorant is a thing.

EDIT: Apparently I learned too much


Please read the FAQ linked in the sidebar before commenting further in this community. We have a set of definitions because we need a common point of departure in our discussions. If you cannot respect this goal then you need to re-evaluate why you want to participate here.


Quite the contrary, it's a rather uplifting way to end the series.


I'd like to think it's not a genetic problem.  I see a few of your people tell the truth once in a while, and that gives me hope.

No....

I'd like to think it's an ideological problem where a so-called religion called Judaism teaches that it's OK to lie, steal, and murder as long as the victim is a goy.

That's gotta stop.


As an optimist, I think that reply will be just fine.


Or how about the war on drugs, a genocide many times over, which has killed more people than all of the atrocities you cite?


I think she had a crush on you.


Your sentence has nothing to do with the sentence you responded to.


No he had an ECD as part of his TLM test and tested negative for H.k.i.l, form B.

I have no idea what I'm talking about.


HAHAHAHAHA no. That's not how it works. Enjoy your circlejerk Karma while it lasts though.


Holy shit...when I was about 7 or 8 I did this to my stepmom as much as I possibly could and with absolutely no sense of embarrassment at all.  I wanted to see a naked woman!!! To her credit she never brings it up today.


Glad it's dead fuck niggers


At least you wouldn't have pooped your pants.


If it isn't staged, then why isn't his shadow stretched? His shadow is small as if he isn't moving.


Words cannot describe....


I realize that I may be wrong. I think everyone should understand that they may be wrong about anything and everything.
2+2= 4. 2+3 does not equal 4 and 2+4 does not equal 4 and so on. Because there are so many wrong answers does that make the right answer any less right?


You are the master of descriptive speech.


Fuck you guys, how bout that. We're just trying to do to white women what white folks did to us for 400 years. What is that you ask. Fuck em. I joke. But you guys are kinda racist.


They are living in the West because there they enjoy a life rich in material well-being and security that their culture of origin is unable to deliver.


thepiratebay.cr etc... I'd send the film-makers 10$ if they had a tip jar. EDIT: Sorry, pick another site.


Then he thinks he could have made a 1000 dollar.


No. Feminism is more than equal rights. Feminists usually take things personally, and argue with irrelevant subjects such as rape to get sympathy and more unnecessary rights.


Or Framboise - reportedly the Pelé of anal.


One more goal for the United forwards now?

EDIT: WOAH! Hang on, he brought up the striker comparison, not me, which hasn't changed significantly! Jesus Christ, people...


Comedy level 99: make the SS laugh.


what the fuck are you even talking about retard?


Fun fact: if you're ever in the woods at night and you shine your flashlight around, you might see a bunch of little pinpoints that look like your light is reflecting off of dew or something. That's actually eyeshine from spiders.


Yeah I'm sure it would suck to have ladies crawling over each other to try to get a piece of you, grow up


It's because of answers like this that I consider you one of the most intelligent celebrities out there.


Must be a woman who's never had a real orgasm.


Ok.  Dad, the next one you have to do.


That's not even relevant...


Congratulations: Your cat is more responsible than you are!


Welp, no raping her. :(


I'd call 200 pounds two words, no matter how you write it.

Edit: at least 2, maybe 3

Yeah definitely 3


You know because potentially harming an innocent child is completely fine  because fuck children right?


TIL Stan Lee is Stan Lee's biggest fan.


I'm not a homophobe but I don't like being lied to.  If my friend came out as trans I would totally support them.  If the person I was dating (and especially fucking) came out as trans I'd beat the fuck out of them.


"I just realized I can get those 9 names from Lydia"

What a fucker


Relevant username! Lol!


Well fortunately, she only eats snakes, and not worms.


Pretty sure they added the new audio to all Jax skins, not just Jaximus.


The only way to walk away from that with some dignity is to get on one knee and propose the second she says "I'd jump."  Then look over the edge, then back at her, and say "Well?"


You have GRIDS and will die in your 40s like every other gay.  Meanwhile, I'll be plowing sweet, fertile pussy 'til I'm 85.  come at me bro


Well I look so funny in the first one because of the cancer that was killing me at the time. haha


I'm so glad you clarified you guys were 0331. Cause everyone here will know what the means. fucking tool.


Murdered wife, used her computer.


It is only 3 dollars and if you really care about 3 dollars that much for your friend, they obviously aren't much of a friend to you in the first place.


It was **Cinnamon Toast Crunch** goddammit.


I'm trying to get back to neutral (0) karma, because I like this account's name. I used to be a troll account and regret it. Will you guys help me to get me back to normal by upvoting? Thanks.


Sounds like you picked up an actual cougar


i know. i know. Its probably getting old..


As a rocket-scientist, I can confirm this.


wtf? i take about 10minutes +....


5 hours. Any more than that and my tiny legs just stop working.


Such a white knight you are.


I've been here for over almost 3 years and I'm happy to say that link is still blue.


we did ask him to edit.  People forget we tried to contact him MULTIPLE times so we could talk about it.  We tried to talk first, he didnt answer, we pm'd and we send modmail yet we got no response.   His unwillingness to work with us is what caused the removal of his post and later he deleted it.


Stop your whining and go help that old lady across the street.


And so all the good engineers were lost to the sea. Leaving behind our current generation of spineless nerds


I evolved into Dragonite and learned how to fly, so that was pretty neat.


Yet titled it screenshot, you know what you were doing....don't pretend.


Girl was a pro in every sense of the word.


She has two hands, I don't see why she can't have two men.


I hope they do get credit for this mess!! You liberals forgot the part about how we go even further in debt, and the bill can't even pay for itself.


*Open wide, here comes daddy's train...*


You know he's killed people, right?

edit:  Damn, I just got crucified haha.  If only these points actually mattered...


Cool story.  Didn't realize he was a Lawyer, though.  Sometimes I hear things and think "Wow, this dude is just flat out better than I am," and this is one of those times.


You have to factor both capital and operating cost, stupid. It is always a trade off. The sad thing is that with subsidies and crap you don't see the true cost of things like solar panels and LEDs. Of course you probably don't see the cost of overpopulation either as you or your fuck buddy shit out useless human filth.


But Aubrey Plaza has such depth and creativity! She's the Johnny Depp of her generation. She can play grumpy hipster in at least 12 different ways!


Because women are the only victims of rape. Oh yes, thank you for pointing that out. Thank you very much.


Alternatively, when someone says "What was that?!" I've been known to respond with "It does not matter; it is in the past!" in Rafiki's voice.


I used to laugh my ass off, but then I took an arrow too the knee!


ALL PRAISE FORTHEWOLFX, ALL PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY.


What's wrong with giving head-crab?


I ALWAYS get that effect. Which isn't something to brag about, given that I have no gf


And this gets downvotes because....?


I'm sure that I live nowhere near you, but you honestly sound like a very decent guy and I'm glad that you're out there helping to keep people safe.


I have no creed telling me to be humble. Why shouldn't I be a little arrogant?


I always make sure to place a firm kick or punch in the 4 corners of the elevator to make sure there isn't an invisible person in there with me.