Title: The 47+ Best Fighter Pilot Jokes - ↑UPJOKE↑
Headings: Fighter Pilot Jokes
Fighter Pilot Jokes
A fighter pilot finishes refueling from a refueling plane.
An old joke I heard from an Israeli fighter pilot...
A World War I French fighter pilot walks into a bar...
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.
A British fighter pilot was shot down over German occupied airspace during WWII and...
A famous French fighter pilot ace in WW1 is on a picnic at his estate with a beautiful woman after the war...
"Dad, I want to be a fighter pilot when I grow up!"
A fighter pilot and a cargo pilot are flying around, talking shit to each other on the radio. The fighter pilot goes on about how much cooler he is than the cargo pilot and says, "Watch this, brah!" hits the afterburner, does a barrel roll and then a loop.
An English fighter pilot is talking to a class after WWII
How do you identify a fighter pilot at a bar?
During WWI, an English fighter pilot is shot down over Germany
[Long] In the midst of World War 3, a fighter pilot is shot down behind enemy lines and taken prisoner.
A world war 2 fighter pilot is giving a talk to a group of school children about the Battle of Britain
When I was in elementary school, we had this old crusty WWII fighter pilot vet come speak to my school…
If a female fighter pilot shoots down a lot of enemy airplanes, she might plausibly be called a heroine.
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Pierre the French fighter pilot
WWII fighter pilot speaks to the class...
Jacques Pierre- The French Fighter Pilot
Pierre is a French fighter pilot
Pierre the famous French fighter pilot
One day Junior brings his Grandfather to school to share his stories as a Franco-American fighter pilot during WW2
Johny the Fighter Pilot
Lieutenant Mc Murphy was a Fighter Pilot
Pierre the French Fighter Pilot
Fighter Pilot - PMA
Dirty old man
An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.
Good for a Snoot
Pierre the Famous French Fighter Pilot
During a radio interview the host brings up his Swedish guest's past achievements as an air force commander...
Pierre, a French pilot of WW1 took leave in Paris and went out to sample the nightlife. He has a great night of song and wine and he meets a young lady, who he invites back to his apartment.
An Airbus is flying 30,000 feet in the air at 200,000 mph. Suddenly a eurofighter jet pulls up and slows down beside it and radioes it.
Old fighter pilot goes to his great-grandchild's 7th grade class
Three pilots died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.....
Teacher asks the class what is the “moral of the story”.... (Long Joke.)
Old airforce joke
When i go down....
My grandfather shot down 20 German bombers in the war.
Miss Jorgensen's 6th grade class was studying WW2...
Little Jonny and Uncle Ted
The kids at middle school are studying WWII...
WW2 pilot recalls a morning patrol in front of son's school class
A Teacher Assigns a Project to her Students...
When under stress, you have to choose between the fight or the flight response. Unless...
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A fighter pilot and a cargo pilot are flying around, talking shit to each other on the radio. The fighter pilot goes on about how much cooler he is than the cargo pilot and says, "Watch this, brah!" hits the afterburner, does a barrel roll and then a loop. "Top that!" he shouts to the cargo pilot. "Ok, well watch this." says the cargo pilot. The plane just goes straight for a while.