Title: Staples Going Out of Business, A Sticky Note on Bankruptcy – Newscast Now
Headings: Staples Going Out of Business, A Sticky Note on Bankruptcy
Staples Going Out of Business, A Sticky Note on Bankruptcy
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Content: A company spokesperson announced on Friday, “The ‘sudden’ drop in Staples sales is a result of the recent turn of the economy. When people can’t buy houses they can’t buy furniture. Without furniture no one has a junk drawer. Without a junk drawer, what good are Staple products? We have scrambled to analyze the situation and concluded that we must close our stores if we want to compete. The latest trend is to sell on Ebay. People can save money because we will be able to sell single quantities of items again.” (NewscastNow.com’s delegated fact-finding staff James Corwin promulgated the illusion of Staples’ analyzations. They found: the bag of 25 ink pens purchased at the retail store sells for $17.98. (