Title: Does Quantum Physics Prove God's Existence?
Headings: Using Quantum Physics to "Prove" God's Existence
Using Quantum Physics to "Prove" God's Existence
Metaphysical Approaches Using Quantum Physics to "Prove" God's Existence
Reason One: Human Observers Are Sufficient
Reason Two: an All-Seeing God Doesn't Count as an Observer

Content: The only reason we know about the observer effect is that sometimes no observation is being made. This is clearly evident in the quantum double slit experiment. When a human makes an observation at the appropriate time, there is one result. When a human does not, there is a different result. However, if an omniscient God were observing things, then there would never be a "no observer" result to this experiment. The events would always unfold as if there were an observer. But instead we always get the results as we expect, so it seems that in this case, the human observer is the only one that matters. While this certainly poses problems for an omniscient God, it doesn't entirely let a non-omniscient deity off the hook, either. Even if God looked at the slit every, say, 5% of the time, in between various other deity-related multitasking duties, scientific results would show that 5% of the time, we get an "observer" result when we should get a "no observer" result. But this doesn't happen, so if there is a God, then he/she/it apparently chooses consistently not to ever look at particles going through these slits.