Title: Not Sexist To Say Madonna's Way Too Old For Buttless Pants
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There’s Nothing Sexist About Saying Madonna’s Way Too Old For Buttless Pants
Content: lol @lea pic.twitter.com/XIAOMYeiRO
Jimmy (@JimmyPrinceton) May 3, 2016
And more: Maybe the editor of a fashion magazine obsessed with celebrity appearances shouldn’t be in the business of telling other people not to make jokes about the same. Maybe when that editor has little compunction about shaming celebrities and random people on the street about their appearance, she shouldn’t tell other people not to make jokes about Madonna. But even if Goldman weren’t the editor of one of the fashion magazines that does so much to lower female self-esteem, and even if she weren’t personally so mean about people’s appearance, the fact remains that there is nothing wrong with telling Madonna that folks in the grandparent cohort should probably go ahead and cover their bums. Part of this is because we all should cover our bums. But this goes double for the Baby Boomers, such as Madonna. They’re not quite old enough to get special provisions that we give older people who disrobe because they don’t care or because they’re dealing with the mental effects of aging. But they’re a good two generations past the point where naked bums are socially acceptable. If Madonna wants to do it anyway, that’s her business. And it is her business, if you know what I’m saying (and I think you do).