1. Short title This Act may be cited as the No Pensions for Lying Bureaucrats Act . 2. Forfeiture of Federal retirement benefits for Federal employees convicted of making false statements before Congress (a) Forfeiture (1) In general Section 8312 of title 5, United States Code, is amended— (A) in subsection (a)— (i) by striking or at the end of paragraph (1), by striking the period at the end of paragraph (2) and inserting ; or , and by adding after paragraph (2) the following: (3) was convicted, on or after the date of the enactment of this paragraph, of an offense described in subsection (e), to the extent provided by that subsection. ; and (ii) in the matter following paragraph (3) (as added by subparagraph (A) of this subsection), by striking and at the end of subparagraph (A), by striking the period at the end of subparagraph (B) and inserting ; and , and by adding after subparagraph (B) the following: (C) with respect to an offense described in subsection (e), to the period after the date of conviction. ; and (B) by adding at the end the following: (e) (1) An offense to which subsection (a)(3) applies is any offense within the purview of section 1001 (relating to false statements) of title 18, but only if every act or omission of the individual that is needed to satisfy the elements of the offense— (A) is committed after the date of enactment of this subsection; (B) directly relates to the performance of the individual’s official duties as an employee; and (C) is committed while giving testimony before a committee of Congress. (2) Notwithstanding the definition of the term employee in section 8311, in this subsection the term employee — (A) has the meaning given that term in section 2105