Simple Modern Reusable Wide Mouth Stainless Steel Flask Thermos
[{'review_meta': 'Reviewed in the United States on July 29, 2019', 'review_star': 'a-icon a-icon-star a-star-5 review-rating', 'review_body': 'LOVE THIS WATER BOTTLE! I can put ice in it half way up, and get four refills using the same ice! Depending on how much water you drink, that might last all day or more. I personally drink about 8 of these a day, so filling it up with ice only twice, is a game changer! A few weeks ago, I thought I lost it, but I just forgot it in the backseat of my sisters car. Mind you, it was there for five days, in 90 degrees(+) and there was still ice in it!\n\nI used to not be a huge water drinker, as I only like water when it’s FREEZING cold! But? After having VSG surgery, and being limited to pretty much only water, this has been a life saver. Before I would put plastic bottles in the freezer but I was going through them so fast, even refilling them, I couldn’t justify that kind of damage to the planet.\n\nMy friend told me about her hydro flask and I was sold.... until I saw the price tag! These work just as well, they just don’t have the logo (like that matters lol). I take it everywhere with me and I don’t think I’ll ever go back plastic bottles!\n\n*QUICK TIP* If you’re going to be putting ice in it, like I do; please be careful when opening it! Because it’s air tight, as the ice melts, the molocules expand (thanks 7th grade science class). Because of this, if you wait too long after closing it with fresh ice, it will shoot water out at you! So, if you’re the wicked witch of the west, I would highly recommend you not use this water bottle. For everyone else, it’s a definite must! You won’t regret it!'}, {'review_meta': 'Reviewed in the United States on March 18, 2021', 'review_star': 'a-icon a-icon-star a-star-1 review-rating', 'review_body': "I'm not usually one to leave bad reviews but I feel like I got tricked by the previous reviews. This bottle has one of the highest ratings I have seen on Amazon and it simply does not live up to the hype.\n\nThe main issue is that it is very hard to drink out with the straw as the suction lets you only take small sips then lets out an annoyingly loud noise. I tried to fix this through various ways and playing with the hole that is supposed to allow air through and was only able to make it minimally usable.\n\nThe entire lid and straw feel cheap and are hard to clean as well.\n\nI have used a lot of other bottles in the past including hydroflasks, camelbacks, swells and others, this one may be cheaper but it was a waste of money. If you must buy this one, do not buy the straw lid."}, {'review_meta': 'Reviewed in the United States on December 9, 2018', 'review_star': 'a-icon a-icon-star a-star-5 review-rating', 'review_body': 'I bought this after the untimely demise of several glass and plastic drinking cups and tumblers at the hands of a two year old human. We are three days in and she has not yet defeated this bottle so I am hopeful for a long and hydrated life together. The bottle keeps liquids cold, the color and finish are nice and attract many compliments from fellow water enthusiasts. Prepare to be asked if it’s a more expensive brand and put on your best smug smile and answer “No, it’s a Simple Modern.”'}, {'review_meta': 'Reviewed in the United States on August 30, 2020', 'review_star': 'a-icon a-icon-star a-star-5 review-rating', 'review_body': 'I’m a water bottle connoisseur. Here what you need to know about the 22 ounce bottle.\n\nIt fits in a cup holder. It fits in my purse. I keeps your drink cold- forever. It’s easy to drink out of, no tilting your head back. It’s easy to clean. It doesn’t leak at all. It’s also cute.\n\nThe only down side is the volume it can hold in relation to fitting in a cup holder. Let me explain- the larger sizes don’t fit in a cup holder. I usually like my water bottles to be 1,000ml so I don’t have to fill them up as often. Women need about 2.7 liters a day (men need 3.7L). So women need to fill it up 4 times a day and men need to fill it up 5.6 times a day. If you’re a busy person, it’s slightly annoying.\n\nWhy is a water bottle fitting in a cup holder so important to me? Because if it doesn’t fit in the cup holder, then it must go into the passenger seat. It rolls into the floor if you break. If someone is sitting in that seat, then it’s a hard time finding a new spot. Also- bike water bottle holders. Backpack water bottle holders.\n\nSo anyways, I love this water bottle. I’m about to get another one!'}, {'review_meta': 'Reviewed in the United States on March 7, 2019', 'review_star': 'a-icon a-icon-star a-star-5 review-rating', 'review_body': 'I just purchased two of these bottles, one in the 22oz size with the straw lid, and one in the 40oz size. The black one in the photo is the 22oz. I wanted the straw lid mainly for the 40oz size, and I was glad to see that the bottle with the straw lid came with two straws, so I can cut one of them to size if I want to use it with the 22oz bottle. The bottles both seem very high quality and all of the lids fit great. I tried out the straw lid right away with the 40oz bottle and experimented holding the bottle upside down and such and there was no leakage whatsoever with the lid. The straw lid came with instructions as to what size to cut the straw down to for each size bottle. The straws I received were already 8" and 8 1/4" so I didn\'t have to cut the one for the 40oz (instructions said to cut to 8 3/4" for the 40oz but the straw was already shorter than that.. It said cut to 8 1/4" for a 64oz bottle.. Maybe they got the measurements mixed up writing the instructions?). The straw lid worked and I can drink out of it comfortably. Now I\'ll just see if the bottles keep drinks cold for a long time, which it seems like they won\'t have a problem doing! I\'ll update if anything changes, but so far I\'m very satisfied with my purchase!\nAlso, each bottle came with a coupon for a free Summit lid (buyer just pays shipping), so that was a nice surprise!!'}, {'review_meta': 'Reviewed in the United States on March 11, 2021', 'review_star': 'a-icon a-icon-star a-star-5 review-rating', 'review_body': 'I waited months for the Mystical Forest 32oz bottle to be back in stock and as soon as I saw it was available I ordered it! I have been using Simple Modern water bottles exclusively for a few years now. My first was the autumn colored 40oz bottle. I accidentally dropped it a couple times and it needed replaced. The first couple of drops it held up beautifully but the last one made the bottom uneven, but still usable! I do have to say, these are very sturdy water bottles. The Mystical Forest bottle I just bought isn’t the same texture as the plain colored, powder coated bottles, it’s smoother and you can see a seam. It’s not a big deal for me tho. I ordered it in a 32oz because I think the 40oz may have been too heavy for me and I drink 4 of them a day to hit my one gallon goal.'}, {'review_meta': 'Reviewed in the United States on May 14, 2022', 'review_star': 'a-icon a-icon-star a-star-5 review-rating', 'review_body': 'I have several Simple Modern insulated flasks. I change my mind about my overall aesthetic pretty often, so I’m constantly getting new colors to match the vibe I’m going for.\n\nWhen I saw this color I was so excited. Pastels and neutrals are my new thing and this flask did not disappoint.\n\nEvery single one I’ve had has held it’s weight. Stays cold, easily washable, and nice to look at.\n\nI will always come back and order again, I love Simple Modern.'}, {'review_meta': 'Reviewed in the United States on May 21, 2021', 'review_star': 'a-icon a-icon-star a-star-5 review-rating', 'review_body': 'I bought the 1 gallon “midnight” bottle and it arrived yesterday however I have had the half gallon all black bottle for about a year. I have taken the half gallon everywhere and it’s a little heavy when full but nothing crazy. I decided it was time to upgrade and order the 1 gallon bottle. I live in south texas and I have used this bottle and it’s safe to say that it will keep your drinks cold and is durable. The 1 gallon bottle is huge and when full weighs almost 11 lbs. The gallon dwarfs the half when side by side it’s insane. I have named the gallon Big Bertha and I don’t feel like there is much need for an explanation why.'}, {'review_meta': 'Reviewed in the United States on February 16, 2022', 'review_star': 'a-icon a-icon-star a-star-5 review-rating', 'review_body': "We love these water bottles! I use ours daily. This simple water bottle holder (https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07W4623C8/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1) was perfect for my needs to carry it everywhere with me. This water bottle kept water cold for hours which was awesome because it helped me motivated to drink water. Warm water doesn't taste as great....\n\nSo I saw some gunk in the air hole on top and used a toothpick to clean it accidentally removing the rubber seal. After trying tweezers for an inhumane amount of time (30ish minutes) with no success my awesome husband suggested needle and thread to get it back in. It took a couple of tries but it worked and it's back in!\n\n- Wrap thread (don't knot it! You want to be able to unravel it after getting it through) under the lip of the rubber seal a few times\n- Carefully put the needle through the middle air hole from underneath the lid\n- Pull through slowly and firmly pull to get it through the hole.\n\nIt took a couple of tries but it worked. I used the flat end of a colored pencil to keep it in place some. I also used the needle to move the rubber seal to make it go in flat and straight.\n\nHope this helps and makes sense.\n\nIt does leak a little if it's on its side but I mostly keep it up so it's basically a non-issue for me.\n\nOverall, totally recommend 9.75/10!!!"}, {'review_meta': 'Reviewed in the United States on July 13, 2022', 'review_star': 'a-icon a-icon-star a-star-5 review-rating', 'review_body': 'I started out w the 18oz in light pink which was great bc it fit nicely in my hand to drink & I could slide it in & out of my bag easily. The only issue was that I drink a lot of water so I was having to refill it a lot. When I lost it, I wanted to go up one size for less refills. I accidentally went up 2 sixes thought and bought the 32oz. The only thing I liked was that I had to refill way less (even when I waited overnight, the water was still always ice cold). However, that size was too fat for my hand to wrap around it comfortably & it was also really hard to fit in a bag. FINALLY after losing that one, I got the 22oz and it’s PERFECT! (I feel like Goldilocks writing this lol) but for real, it has the same circumference as the 18oz, but it’s taller so it can fit more water (less refills!) As w the other 2, the leak-proofing could use some work, but as long as you don’t keep it laying on its side or upside down, you’ll be fine lol. Also, the Nebula design is GORGEOUS!! Overall, super happy with this water bottle! I can’t believe it took me 30 years to discover stainless steel water bottles!'}]