Donald Trump Gold Coin, Gold Plated Collectable Coin and Case Included, 45th President, Certificate of Authenticity Official
[{'review_meta': 'Reviewed in the United States on November 16, 2018', 'review_star': 'a-icon a-icon-star a-star-5 review-rating', 'review_body': 'Best President since Lincoln.'}, {'review_meta': 'Reviewed in the United States on September 17, 2018', 'review_star': 'a-icon a-icon-star a-star-5 review-rating', 'review_body': 'Excellent coin! I will be using it as a ball marker on the golf course to throw off my liberal competitors.'}, {'review_meta': 'Reviewed in the United States on November 13, 2018', 'review_star': 'a-icon a-icon-star a-star-1 review-rating', 'review_body': 'This coin is really dense, especially where the head is. However, it is essentially useless and not even nice to look at - it has a weird, unnatural orange tint to it. I tried using it everywhere - even internationally - and no one would respect it. In fact, people laughed at me when I pulled it out. It also scratches VERY easily and is extremely fragile. What a waste of material...'}, {'review_meta': 'Reviewed in the United States on September 6, 2018', 'review_star': 'a-icon a-icon-star a-star-1 review-rating', 'review_body': 'Needs more chins.'}, {'review_meta': 'Reviewed in the United States on November 19, 2018', 'review_star': 'a-icon a-icon-star a-star-1 review-rating', 'review_body': 'Instantly lost value. Was hoping it would make my wallet great again, but made it worse.'}, {'review_meta': 'Reviewed in the United States on April 11, 2018', 'review_star': 'a-icon a-icon-star a-star-4 review-rating', 'review_body': 'A commemorative of I time we should never forget and never repeat'}, {'review_meta': 'Reviewed in the United States on September 14, 2018', 'review_star': 'a-icon a-icon-star a-star-1 review-rating', 'review_body': 'Worst quality in coins I ever seen. bubbles, and everything.'}, {'review_meta': 'Reviewed in the United States on December 16, 2018', 'review_star': 'a-icon a-icon-star a-star-1 review-rating', 'review_body': "I was shopping for a shiny bauble to distract myself from the news cycle and this was a poor choice. This token wobbles, waffles, flips and reverses course as though it is unbalanced, crazy and incoherent. I used it as a Monopoly token and went bankrupt every game. I tried to buy some KFC with it and they would not accept it. The thin sheen of gold quickly wore off and revealed a weird bad tan-orange hue that made it shameful to even display. Erotic models and actresses will not accept this as currency for silence. The Salvation Army pot I donated it in rejected it on principle. I decided to travel to the Great Wall along the U.S. southern border, to help fortify that magnificent fence, and thousands of immigrants pushed the coin aside and came pouring through, terrorists and MS-13 uncontrollably spilling into U.S. soil. I finally decided to donate it to Mitch McConnell's re-election campaign fund, they happily took it. Maybe I can write the purchase off as a tax deduction."}, {'review_meta': 'Reviewed in the United States on December 19, 2018', 'review_star': 'a-icon a-icon-star a-star-5 review-rating', 'review_body': 'My friend hated it for a gift. Mission accomplished.'}, {'review_meta': 'Reviewed in the United States on January 5, 2019', 'review_star': 'a-icon a-icon-star a-star-5 review-rating', 'review_body': "Nice quality and bigger than I thought it would be. Don't give to a Democrat unless you want them to burst into flames."}]