Men's Health
[{'review_meta': 'Reviewed in the United States on October 20, 2018', 'review_star': 'a-icon a-icon-star a-star-5 review-rating', 'review_body': 'I have had this magazine for two weeks now, and I am already running a sub 3 minute mile; I can bench 950 lbs; my deadlift is topping out at 1,200 lbs; I’ve started pulling semi trucks with dental floss; and the women flock to me because of my beautiful hair. WOW! What a magazine.'}, {'review_meta': 'Reviewed in the United States on December 23, 2018', 'review_star': 'a-icon a-icon-star a-star-3 review-rating', 'review_body': "It said on a cover, LOOK BETTER INSTANTLY! So I bought a subscription to this magazine because, you know, just having the subscription turns you into the guy on the cover without any work. I immediately saw muscle mass increase, chiseled jaw, deeper booming voice, and women flocked to me like I worked as a erotic novel writer, fireman, astronaut, cowboy, guitar player, part time underwear model and was a millionaire. Ok, maybe it wont work the same for you, but the magazine might attract a woman when she sees it on your table knowing you are at least hopefully masculine which in itself seems to be more rare these days and read Men's Health because you want to be the healthiest you can be or just get some general knowledge.\n\nI wont complain about the magazine changing over time, and apparently paying for a magazine subscription doesnt remove the nearly half of it thats filled with ads. Todays issues still do contain some useful advice on working out, fitness, sex, grooming tips, nutrition, and occasional articles you wont want to skip. The working out and fitness are more detailed, while the nutrition and health dont always go in depth. For example talking about the huge problem of infertility was basic about alcohol, tobacco, cannabis, diet and exercise rather then the real issues like endocrine disruptors in plastics, chemicals, estrogens from heavy metals and other sources, emf/wifi etc. Get a haircut...and then get a job. Clean your act up, and dont be a slob. At least you can rub those samples of colognes over you which might help your chances since women respond to scent more then bank account balances."}, {'review_meta': 'Reviewed in the United States on August 18, 2018', 'review_star': 'a-icon a-icon-star a-star-1 review-rating', 'review_body': 'Back in its glory days (before about 2008) this was an extraordinary magazine.\nSadly its those days are long gone.\nNow it is filled with endless ads and most of the actual text (of recycled material) is in a microscopic font.\n\nPlus be careful that Hearst will roll over your "free trial" into a paid subscription without notice --and will not refund your cancellation, at least not for me after five months!'}, {'review_meta': 'Reviewed in the United States on December 19, 2018', 'review_star': 'a-icon a-icon-star a-star-1 review-rating', 'review_body': 'The Jan/Feb issue plugs a champagne cup, not glass, with a cartoon image of a gorilla on it that goes for $400. The magazine has changed. The editor seems to be snide with attitude—all we have money and you don’t. Everything is outrageously expensive, exclusive, and minimal. As in, here’s an enormous bedroom in a house on a privately owned island with a mattress on the floor and an artfully draped swath of silk and nothing else. Too chic. Not worth the ten bucks.'}, {'review_meta': 'Reviewed in the United States on January 29, 2019', 'review_star': 'a-icon a-icon-star a-star-1 review-rating', 'review_body': 'The publisher Hearst is completely unresponsive. Good luck with any customer support.'}, {'review_meta': 'Reviewed in the United States on February 14, 2019', 'review_star': 'a-icon a-icon-star a-star-3 review-rating', 'review_body': 'I was so happy to try this but I can’t renew this because I did not receive the 12 magazine I paid for I only got 4 if them what happen to the other 8 no I can’t renew this'}, {'review_meta': 'Reviewed in the United States on February 3, 2019', 'review_star': 'a-icon a-icon-star a-star-4 review-rating', 'review_body': 'Mostly advertisements versus decorating guidance.'}, {'review_meta': 'Reviewed in the United States on June 17, 2018', 'review_star': 'a-icon a-icon-star a-star-1 review-rating', 'review_body': 'I received one issue in 3 months.'}, {'review_meta': 'Reviewed in the United States on May 12, 2018', 'review_star': 'a-icon a-icon-star a-star-5 review-rating', 'review_body': 'I am enjoying my subscription. Even though it\'s easy to get sticker shock, it\'s still fun to admire the creative efforts of first rate interior designers, architects, and photographers. There are quite a few ads, but most of the ads are posh (Chanel, Tiffany and Company, Louis Vuitton, Cartier etc.), so the ads are often beautiful, too. I\'m enjoying Elle Decor, even if it is a little like that commercial for e-Trade. You know the one where they show a totally miserable guy flying economy with a kid kicking his seat. Then the guy gets up and starts walking in slow-motion towards first class while Tony Bennet belts out "Fly Me to the Moon". It\'s classic. As our guy gets closer to first class he glimpses what can only be the beautiful people enjoying cocktails. The stewardess beams a beautiful, welcoming smile as she rudely snaps the curtain shut in front of him. Then the message: "First Class is there to remind you you\'re not in first class. Don\'t get mad, get e-Trade." Totally my favorite commercial. Ever. Five stars for the magazine that gives us a glimpse into first class.'}, {'review_meta': 'Reviewed in the United States on June 22, 2019', 'review_star': 'a-icon a-icon-star a-star-5 review-rating', 'review_body': "This magazine was recommended to me some years back by a close male friend as a way to gain insight into the male psyche. It did not disappoint. If you want to know what's important to men and what men are thinking, this is an excellent starting point. It's also got some great health tips applicable to either gender."}]