Well, you should see Polythene Pam
Shes so good-looking but she looks like a man
Well, you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
Yes, you should see Polythene Pam
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
Shes killer-diller when shes dressed to the hilt
Shes the kind of a girl that makes The News of the World
Yes, you could say she was attractively built
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Great!