Well you should see Polythene Pam
Shes so good-looking but she looks like a man
Well you should see her in drag
Dressed in her polythene bag
Yes you should see Polythene Pam
See Polythene Pam
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
Shes killer-diller when shes dressed to the hilt
Well its a little absurd
But shes a nice class of bird
Yes you could say she was attractively built
Say she was attractively built
See Polythene Pam
Shes so good-looking but she looks like a man
Well you should see her in drag
Dressed in her polythene bag 
Yes you should see Polythene Pam
See Polythene Pam
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
Shes killer-diller when shes dressed to the hilt
Shes the kind of a girl
That makes the News of the World
Yes you could say she was attractively built
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
Shes killer-diller when shes dressed to the hilt
Shes the kind of a girl 
 say she was attractively built
Ahh
Its too hard, that