Fellas – you feel like singing a chorus with me?
Theres enthusiasm for you. Hey look, Ill give you a rough idea how it goes. It starts off with me going like this: one, two, a-one, two, three, four...
And you come in in E, Paul
Thats it. And then altogether, fellas...
Thats nice, haha!
Theres an old Australian stockman, lying, dying...
Ahh...
And he gets himself up onto one elbow
And he turns to his four mates who are gathered round
And he says:
Cut your hair once a year, boys
Cut your hair once a year
If it covers your ear you cant hear, boys
So cut your hair once a year
All together now!
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down 
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down 
Ha, ha, ha! Dear, oh dear... Ive forgetten the words now
Take care of me, make sure, look out after me...
Keep goin...
 Take care, look after me, 
Ill go again...
Dont ill treat me pet dingo, Ringo
Dont ill treat me pet dingo!
They cant understand your lingo, Ringo...
So dont ill treat me pet dingo
All together now!
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down 
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
I think Georges guitars on the blink – I think
Georges guitars on the blink
It shouldnt go mm-nnga-mm-nnga, plink!
Hey, hey – thats really on the blink!
All together now!
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down 
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Prop me up by the wall, Paul
Prop me up by the wall
Ill scream and cheer til I fall, Paul
If youll prop me up by the wall...
All together now!
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down 
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down 
Hey, keep the hits coming on John
Keep the hits coming on 
At least til after Im gone, John
Keep the hits coming on
All together now!
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down 
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Give us a bit of did-i-did-i-did-i...
Thats it...
And with his very last gasp he says:
Tan me hide when death comes, chums
 Oh dear...
Tan me hide when death comes
So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde
And Ringos got it on his drums!
All together now!
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down 
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down!
What a phony bunch of laughter that was. What about messing up that ending after all the rehearsal we did? At least once
: You forgot the words didnt you Rolf?
At the beginning...