Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark
Trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Hes such a mean old man
Hes such a mean old man
His sister Shelly works in a shop
She never stops
Shes a go-getter
Takes him out to look to look at the Queen
The only place that hes ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Hes such a dirty old man
Hes such a dirty old man
Hey Mean Mr. Mustard
Such a dirty, dirty Mean Mr. Mustard
Such a dirty, dirty Mean Mr. Mustard
Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark
Trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Save enough to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man...