One two three...
Wait wait wait, whats the first line again ?
Help !
Oh yeah
One two...
Help !
No wait !
Sorry
One two three four
 I need somebody
 Not just anybody
 You know I need someone
When I was younger so much younger than today
I never needed anybodys help in any way
But now these days are gone, Im not so self assured
Now I find Ive changed my mind and opened up the doors
Help me if you can, Im feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round
Help me get my feet back on the ground
Wont you please, please help me?
Pete, look, I think Im a bit toppy
And Im a bit bottomy, Pete
And now my life has changed in oh so many ways
My independence seems to vanish in the haze
But every now and then I feel so insecure
I know that I just need you like Ive never done before
Help me if you can, Im feeling down
HELP!
And I do appreciate you being round
HELP!
Help me get my feet back on the ground
HELP!
Wont you please, please help me?
Theyre gonna take the Bananas off ere arent they ?
Yeah. Theyre just doing backing vocals. Were singing the medley
Well, we better be. Otherwise therell be trouble
Hm, hm !
When I was younger, so much younger than today
I never needed anybodys help in any way
But now these days are gone, Im not so self assured
Now I find Ive changed my mind and opened up the doors
Help me if you can, Im feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round
Help me get my feet back on the ground
Wont you please, please help me?
Help me? Help me? Ooh
Oooooooh...
Oh, the Bananas finished too early again
I know
Thats it. Im leaving, forget now Pete
Oh, thats in the can Pete, its in the can !
You can join their group, then
Its in the can, its a wrap, its a wrap
Shut up, Kim !