Standing in the dock at Southampton
Trying to get to Holland or France
The man in the mack said, Youve got to go back
You know they didnt even give us a chance
Christ you know it aint easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
Theyre gonna crucify me
Finally made the plane into Paris
Honeymooning down by the Seine
Peter Brown called to say
You can make it O.K.,
You can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain
Christ you know it aint easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
Theyre gonna crucify me
Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton
Talking in our beds for a week
The newspaper said, Say what you doing in bed?
I said, Were only trying to get us some peace
Christ you know it aint easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
Theyre gonna crucify me
Saving up your money for a rainy day
Giving all your clothes to charity
Last night the wife said
Poor boy, when youre dead
You dont take nothing with you
But your soul - think!
Made a lightning trip to Vienna
Eating chocolate cake in a bag
The newspaper said, Shes gone to his head
They look just like two gurus in drag
Christ you know it aint easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
Theyre gonna crucify me
Caught the early plane back to London
Fifty acorns tied in a sack
The men from the press said, We wish you success
Its good to have the both of you back
Christ you know it aint easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
Theyre gonna crucify me
The way things are going
Theyre gonna crucify me