Well, you should see Polythene Pam
Shes so good-looking, but she looks like a man
Well, you should see her in drag
Dressed in her polythene bag
Yes, you should see Polythene Pam
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
Shes killer-diller when shes dressed to the hilt
Shes the kind of a girl
Who makes the News Of The World
Yes, you could say that shes attractively built
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
She came in through the bathroom window
Protected by a silver spoon
But now she sucks her thumb and wonders
By the banks of her own lagoon
Didnt anybody tell her?
Didnt anybody see?
Sundays on the phone to Monday
Tuesdays on the phone to me
She said shed always been a dancer
She worked at fifteen clubs a day
And though I thought I knew the answer
Well, I knew what I could not say
And so I quit the police department
And got myself a steady job
Although she tried her best to help me
She could steal, but she could not rob
Didnt anybody tell her?
Didnt anybody see?
Sundays on the phone to Monday
Tuesdays on the phone to me
Oh, yeah
Hes a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
Doesnt have a point of view
Knows not where hes going to
Isnt he a bit like you and me?
Nowhere Man, please listen
You dont know what youre missing
Nowhere Man, the world is at your command
Hes a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
Were Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band
We hope you have enjoyed the show
Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band
Were sorry but its time to go
Sgt. Peppers lonely, Sgt. Peppers lonely
Sgt. Peppers lonely, Sgt. Peppers lonely
Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band
Wed like to thank you once again
Sgt. Peppers one and only Lonely Hearts Club Band
Its getting very near the end
Sgt. Peppers lonely, Sgt. Peppers lonely
Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band