Standing in the dock at Southampton, trying to get to Holland Or France
The man in the mac said, youve got to go back,
You know they didnt even give us a chance
Christ!
You know it aint easy, you know how hard it can be
The way things are going, theyre gonna crucify me
Finally made the plane into Paris, honeymooning down by the Seine
Peter Brown called to say, you can make it O.K.,
You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain.
Christ!
You know it aint easy, you know how hard it can be
The way things are going, theyre gonna crucify me
Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton, talking in our beds for a week
The newspeople said, say what you doing in bed?
I said were only trying to get us some peace.
Christ!
You know it aint easy, you know how hard it can be
The way things are going, theyre gonna crucify me
Saving up your money for a rainy day
Giving all your clothes to charity
Last night the wife said
Oh boy, when youre dead you dont take nothing with your soul
Think!
Made a lightning trip to Vienna, eating chocolate cake in a bag
The newspapers said, shes going to his head,
They look like two Gurus in drag.
Christ!
You know it aint easy, you know how hard it can be
The way things are going, theyre gonna crucify me
Caught the early plane back to London, fifty acorns tied in a sack
The men from the press said, we wish you success
Its good to have the both of you back.
Christ!
You know it aint easy, you know how hard it can be
The way things are going, theyre gonna crucify me
The way things are going, theyre gonna crucify me