I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
Im crying
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, youve been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long
I am the egg man, they are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo goo gjoob
Mister City, policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run
Im crying, Im crying
Im crying, Im crying
Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dogs eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, youve been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the egg man, they are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo goo gjoob
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun dont come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain
I am the egg man 
They are the egg men 
I am the walrus, goo goo gjoob 
G-goo goo gjoob
Expert, textpert, choking smokers
Dont you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide
Im crying
Semolina pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the egg man, they are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo goo gjoob g-goo goo gjoob
Goo goo gjoob ggoo goo gjoob, goo goo
Joob Joob Joob