I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly, Im crying
Sitting on a corn-flake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, youve been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long
I am the egg man, oh they are the egg men, oh I am the walrus, goo goo gjoob
Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
Im crying, Im crying, Im crying, Im crying
Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dogs eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down
I am the egg man, oh they are the egg men, oh I am the walrus, goo goo gjoob
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun dont come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain
I am the egg man, oh they are the egg men, oh I am the walrus, goo goo gjoob
Expert text pert choking smokers, dont you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide, Im crying
Semolina pilchards, climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the egg man, oh they are the egg men, oh I am the walrus, goo goo gjoob
Ggoo goo gjoob, goo goo gjoob, ggoo goo gjoob, goo