Paperback writer 
Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look?
Its based on a novel by a man named Lear
And I need a job, so I want to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer!
Its a dirty story of a dirty man
And his clinging wife doesnt understand
His son is working for the Daily Mail
Its a steady job, but he wants to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer!
Paperback writer 
Its a thousand pages, give or take a few 
Ill be writing more in a week or two 
I could make it longer if you like the style 
I can change it round and I want to be a paperback writer 
Paperback writer!
If you really like it, you can have the rights 
It could make a million for you overnight 
If you must return it, you can send it here 
But I need a break, and I want to be a paperback writer 
Paperback writer!
Paperback writer 
Paperback writer, paperback writer
Paperback writer, paperback writer
Paperback writer, paperback writer
Paperback writer, paperback writer