Lennon: Thank you, mother. Thank you. Hello, Im John. I used to play with my partner, Paul.
Simon: Im, uh... Im Paul I used to play with my partner, Art.
Williams: Im Andy. I used to play with my partner, Claudine.
Lennon: ...Uh, this partner of yours... Did you you two do anything creatove—creative? Creative! 
Williams: I guess you could say we came up with three hits.
Lennon: Thats very good, yeah.
Simon: Art and I did that in one day!
Williams: Oh, you did? Well, were a little slow. You know, the music that you fellas wrote, though, really did influence my life. It influenced it quite a bit. As a matter of fact, it helped tell the story of me and my partner.
Lennon: Ah! Any songs in particular, Andy?
Williams: Well, lets see... It started off I Want to Hold Your Hand, and it finished with Bridge Over Troubled Water.
Lennon: True. Touching. Touching...
Williams: Thank you—
Lennon: Shall we get on with it?
Williams: Lets do it.
Lennon: Yeah? Okay... My God! So this is what Dawn does, hmm?
Lennon: Oh! For record of the year, Grammys to artist and producer, the nominees are...
Simon: Pérez Prado, Cherry Pink And Apple Blossom White. ...No. I—I—Im sorry. Im sorry. Elton John, Dont Let the Sun Go Down on Me. Gus Dudgeon, producer.
Lennon: Ayy!
Lennon: Roberta Flack for Feel Like Makin Love. Roberta Flack, producer.
Simon: Joni Mitchell for Help Me. Joni Mitchell and Henry Louise, producers.
Lennon: Olivia Newton-John for I Honestly Love You. John Farrar, producer.
Simon:Thats Maria Muldaur for Midnight at the Oasis. Lenny Waronker and Joe Boyd, producers.
Lennon: And the winner is... Oh two Grammys! I Honestly Love You, Olivia Newton-John. Producer, John Farrar. 
Williams: Accepting the award for Olivia Newton-John is Art Garfunkel!
Lennon: Which one of you is Ringo?
Simon: I... I thought I told you to wait in the car!
Lennon: Are you ever getting back together again?
Simon: Are you guys getting back together again?
Lennon: No... Its terrible, isnt it?
Garfunkel: Still writing, Paul?
Lennon: 
Simon: Yeah—hehe... Trying my hand at a little acting.
Lennon: Wheres Linda?
Lennon: Oh, well. Too subtle, that one. Alright, are we gonna give it him.
Garfunkel: I accept it on behalf of them. They cant be here, and Im sure theyre very grateful for the honor. Thank you.
Lennon: Hes so serious!