Now somewhere in the black mining hills of Dakota
There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon
And one day his woman ran off with another guy
Hit young Rocky in the eye
Rocky didnt like that
He said, Im gonna get that boy
So one day he walked into town
Booked himself a room in the local saloon
And Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
Only to find Gideons bible
But Rocky had come equipped with a gun
To shoot off the legs of his rival
His rival it seems had broken his dreams
By stealing the girl of his fancy
Her name was Magill, and she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as Nancy
Now, she and her man, who called himself Dan
Were in the next room at the hoe-down
And Rocky burst in, and grinning a grin
He said, Danny boy, this is a showdown
But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot
And Rocky collapsed in the corner
Now the doctor came in stinking of gin
And proceeded to lie on the table
He said, Rocky, you met your match
And Rocky said, Doc, its only a scratch
And Ill be better, Ill be better, Doc, as soon as I am able
And now Rocky Raccoon, he fell back in his room
Only to find Gideons bible
Gideon checked out, and he left it no doubt
To help with good Rockys revival
Cmon, Rocky boy
Cmon, Rocky boy