I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
Im crying
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long
I am the eggman
We are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Mr. City policeman sitting pretty little policeman in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
Im crying
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dogs eye
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the eggman
I am the eggman
I am the walrus
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun dont come you get a tan from standing in the English rain
I am the eggman
We are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Expert texpert choking smokers
Dont you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied
Im crying
Semolina pilchard; climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Alan Poe
I am the eggman
We are the eggmen
I am the walrus