Your feets too big
Whos that walkin around?
Go sit, sounds like baby patter to me
Say, up in Harlem at a table for two
There were four of us: me, your big feet, and you
From your ankle up, Ill say you sure are sweet
From there down theres just too much feet
Yes, your feets too big
Dont want you cause you feets too big
Cant use you cause you feets too big
I really hate you cause your feets too big
Whered you get em?
Your girl she likes you, she thinks youre nice
Got what it takes to be in paradise
She said likes your face, she likes your array
Man, oh man, them things are too big
Oh, your feets too big
Dont want you cause you feets too big
Mad at you cause your feets too big
I hate you cause your feets too big
Oh your pedal extremities are colossal
To me, you look like a fossil
You got me walkin, talkin and squawkin
Cause your feet are much too big, yeah
Oh, your feets too big
Dont want you cause you feets too big
Mad at you cause your feets too big
I hate you cause your feets too big
Oh, your feets too big
Dont want you cause you feets too big
Mad at you cause your feets too big
I hate you cause your feets too big