The next few minutes, were in the lap of the gods and the hands of the Beatles In my young days, when I was a lad, they used to have actors in films and now that they--
 Yes?
 Hey! Listen!
 Its all changed, now, Brian Theyre not doing that, no actors
 Its all changed, now
 But this is what I wonder In those days, the actors used to say their best bits were left on the cutting room floor, did you find that?
 No, no, no, those were the good bits in the film You should have seen the rest
 Yes?
 Rubbish!
 Was it, really?
 Even worse, yes
 Who was worst?
 Oh, Paul
 I see
 I think John was about the worst
 No, it was you
 Oh, Ringo was very good, he was, hes a good lad
 He was. Theyre saying hes a new Charlie Chaplin Do you think thats right?
 He was miming
 You, too, with Jason
 Oh, yes, hes an old one. Okay, Ring?
 Beginning to look like that Now, then--
 All right, John. Can you hear me?
 Can you hear him? Hello!
 Not really I hope not I hope not!
 We brought you the flowers, Ring
 Hes not allowed to talk
 Eh?
 We brought you the flowers
 Oh, good
 And the grapes
 Oh, I like grapes
 He likes grapes
 Weve been to Portugal
 Guess whos, guess whos top of the pops in Portugal, then
 Who?
 Os Beatles
 Los Beatles? Great, great laugh
 Ridiculous, Os Beatles
 I dont suppose you know the title of your film in Portuguese?
 No Crinsk dee Night?
 Could be, lets hear the number, shall we?
 Right