I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
Im crying
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, youve been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long
I am the egg man, they are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo goo gjoob
Mister City, policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run
Im crying, Im crying
Im crying, Im crying
Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dogs eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, youve been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the egg man, they are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo goo gjoob
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun dont come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain
I am the egg man 
They are the egg men 
I am the walrus, goo goo gjoob 
G-goo goo gjoob
Expert, textpert, choking smokers
Dont you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide
Im crying
Semolina pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the egg man, they are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo goo gjoob g-goo goo gjoob
Goo goo gjoob ggoo goo gjoob, goo goo
Joob Joob Joob
Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper
Everybodys got one, everybodys got one
“Villain, take my Purse. If ever thou wilt thrive, bury my Body
And give the Letters which thou findst about me
To Edmund Earl of Gloucester: seek him out upon the English Party. Oh, untimely death, death–”
“I know thee well, a serviceable Villain; as duteous to the Vices of thy Mistress as badness would desire.”
“What, is he dead?”
“Sit you down, Father; rest you.”