I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
Im crying
Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man youve been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g joob
Mr. City policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
See how they run
Im crying
Im crying, Im crying, Im crying
Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dogs eye
Crabalocker fishwife
Pornographic priestess
Boy, youve been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g joob
Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun dont come you get a tan
From standing in the English rain
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g joob Goo Goo Goo g joob
Expert, texpert choking smokers
Dont you think the joker laughs at you
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide
Im crying
Semolina Pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking
Edgar Allen Poe
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g joob
Goo goo goo g joob
Goo goo g joob
Goo goo goo g joob
Goo goo
Juba juba juba
Juba juba juba
Juba juba juba
Juba juba
(Oh Im tired, servicible villain
Set you down father, rest you)