I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me...
She showed me her room, isnt it good, Norwegian wood?
She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere
So I looked around and I noticed there wasnt a chair
I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine
We talked until two and then she said, Its time for bed
She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh
I told her I didnt and crawled off to sleep in the bath
And when I awoke, I was alone, this bird had flown
So I lit a fire, isnt it good, Norwegian wood