text: ♪ There are Starks and there are Lannisters ♪
  ♪ and Kardashians and of-- ♪
  Uh, its Targaryens. Idiot.
  ♪ -- and Targaryens, and of course theres some unknowns ♪
  ♪ Welcome to the crazy, wacky world of Game of Thrones. ♪
  - Nice, I like it.
  - Thanks man, cool.
  In an exclusive Red Nose Day revelation, weve discovered that the British band, Coldplay, are secretly working on a musical of TV sensation, Game of Thrones.
  This is the best idea weve ever had.
  ♪ Bom, bom, bom baba dobodom ♪
  (Chris Martin speaks while music
  continues in background)
  Its just been the most amazing
  creative outpouring.
  Trust me
  ♪ Bom, bom, bom, baba dobodom ♪
  Wait, wait, how many poppadoms?
  Theyre babadoms.
  The band had been long-time fans of the show, and bearded drummer, Will Champion, actually took time off at one point to act in the famous Red Wedding episode.
  Theyve gathered in the Henson recording studio in Los Angeles to work up the 16 songs required for a full Broadway stage production.
  - Nice! Have you got any lyrics?
  - Yeah.
  ♪ Around the world my heart had to roam ♪
  Well, when I first heard about it, I was, er, a little bit sceptical, but now Im completely convinced: its a horrible idea.
  ♪ Closer to ho-o-ome ♪
  Its the worst idea Ive ever heard.
  ♪ A family tree ... ♪
  One word that springs to mind when Im thinking about this project is Titanic. But not in terms of the successful movie, uh, in terms of the unsuccessful boat.
  ♪ Closer to home ♪
  Cut to: RAK Studios, London
  Finally, after months of writing and planning, Chris has invited along the entire cast of Game of Thrones, to recruit them into the live Broadway show.
  Fellas, how ya doin?
  I had a moment of inspiration, it was
  a flash of genius -- get the whole cast to come in. Everyone thought it was a brilliant idea, so thats whats happening. Its a big day, big day for us.
  All the actors are gathering to hear the songs performed for the first time.
  Well, not all of them.
  More ... two.
  I was told Sean Bean was gonna be here. He owes me a fiver.
  Well, no, I dont think it is quite as many as the band would have hoped, but ... still a very exciting day!
  This is called Rastafarian Targaryen.
  - Yep!
  ♪ Ya-ya-ya-ya! ♪
  ♪ Imma Rastafarian Targaryen ♪
  ♪ I got some dragons and theyre
  pretty scary-en ♪
  So Chris, how you think its going?
  Stunning. Stunning. People are literally stunned.
  And what if some of them cant sing?
  Well, the funny thing is, they can sing.
  A two, three, four!
  ♪ Bom, bom, bom baba
  Robert.... Robert! Snappy! Come on.
  No, no, I-sorry, sorry.
  Im sure hell come back.
  Well, with these things its always step by step. Um, 50% of the cast seemed really into it, so, um... I think were onto something really special.
  Its been a slightly disappointing day. But then...
  Hey Chris. Im sorry Im late.
  Oh my god. Jon Snow. I knew youd come.
  Id never let you down, man.
  Thank you, Jon Snow.
  Its Kit.
  Thank you, Kit Snow.
  Right. What we got, man?
  - Right... right... More volume please, more volume, turn it up a bit!
  ♪ Still going strong ♪
  Its day two of the workshop, and suddenly things take a turn for the better. With a phone call from Jon Snow, and the offer of free food, a huge chunk of the cast have arrived.
  - Hey man! Good to see you, man!
  - Hi, how ya doin? You too.
  - Love your shirt, mate. Love your shirt.
  - You look great.
  Its been a very emotional morning.
  Ill have the nuggets, please.
  Yep, theres one left.
  Oh, lovely!
  Ahh ... I sense this choice will not end well for you. I would suggest the drumsticks.
  Oh. Oh, right, well, drumsticks it is, then, apparently. Cheers.
  Ill have the nuggets, please. Thank you.
  ♪ Wildling ♪
  ♪ You make my heart sing ♪
  ♪ You pull your bowstring ♪
  ♪ And shoot me ♪
  ♪ Wildling ♪
  ♪ Wildling, I think I love you ♪
  ♪ But I wanna know for sure ♪
  ♪ I wanna take you into that cave and kiss you, baby, down there ♪
  ♪ Cause Ive never done it before ♪
  ♪ Yeah! ♪
  ♪ Wildling ♪
  ♪ Woo! ♪
  ♪ Wildling ♪
  Really, really, really, really good. Just, um, one tiny thing.
  On the lings, just be careful, youre going a little bit flat, so ...
  No he wasnt. You know nothing, Chris Martin.
  ♪ If theres one thing Theon might have taught you ♪
  ♪ ♪
  ♪ Is once Ive caught you ♪
  ♪ ♪
  ♪ There will be torture ♪
  ♪ ♪
  Old wounds are healed as new songs are revealed.
  ♪ Im a real bastard ♪
  ♪ ♪
  ♪ Im a little more mean, ♪
  ♪ A little more mean... ♪
  ♪ Than anyone youve ever seen ♪
  ♪ ♪
  OK, so, Red Wedding. Were all passionate about this one, as you know.
  It starts very serious.
  ♪ You dont mess around with Walder Frey ♪
  ♪ ♪
  ♪ You dont mess- Dont mess around with Walder Frey ♪
  ♪ (You dont mess around with Walder Frey ♪
  Every style in the musical canon is captured in one day of blazing glory.
  Beautiful. Nice.
  ♪ If youre here for the wedding of Robbie Stark ♪
  ♪ Keep the car running, theres no need to park ♪
  ♪ Hes not going to make it through the ni-i-ight ♪
  ♪ Keep that wedding cake in the fridge ♪
  ♪ You didnt pay me back for using the bridge ♪
  ♪ Im afraid this wedding wont be whi-i-ite ♪
  ♪ bom, bom, bom, baba babadum ♪
  ♪ Red Wedding, Red Wedding ♪
  ♪ Lots of stabbing and a bit of beheading ♪
  ♪ The Rains of Castamere are here to sta-a-a-ay ♪
  ♪ Red Wedding, Dead Wedding, ♪
  ♪ A head shredding, bloodshed wedding ♪
  ♪ There will be no wedding bedding ♪
  ♪ Hey ... you dont mess around with Walder Frey ♪
  Bang -- curtains -- Tony award. Great.
  News of the success of the workshop spreads like wildfire#2. Suddenly, everyone is in.
  Dyou know what? Ive never been prouder to be in anything. I always knew it was gonna be a triumph. George R. R. Martin meets Chris Martin -- what could go wrong?
  ♪ Game a what now? Ai, eh, eh! ♪
  ♪ Call me Daenerys Targaryen when you wanna reach me ♪
  ♪ and if you feel the love then you can call me Khaleesi ♪
  ♪ Got so many names, Im Queen of the Andals ♪
  ♪ Queen of the Meereen, yeah, you can kiss me sandals ♪
  ♪ With a branch of our own ... ♪
  - The funny -- I mean, its, I know its like a musical, but I can also hear it like, I can hear it in the radio, I can hear it everywhere. Its like, its a hit!
  - Its a big song. Its a big song.
  Raw emotion pours out from every corner of the room.
  ♪ Are you thinking bout Joffrey? Such a spirited lad ♪
  ♪ I was his uncle, I was also his dad ♪
  Its the first romantic ballad about incest in Coldplays career.
  ♪Around the world, my heart had to roam ♪
  ♪ Now I’m looking for something, a little closer to home ♪
  ♪ Closer to home, closer to home ♪
  ♪ A family tree, with a branch of our own ♪
  The greatest rock opera of all time is coming together.
  ♪ Still going strong ♪
  ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
  ♪ Remember Ned Stark? He was a lot of fun ♪
  ♪ But he didn’t make it past Season One ♪
  ♪ Some people’s parts just ain’t very long ♪
  ♪ But not me ♪
  ♪ I’m still going strong ♪
  I cant believe it. Its a dream come true. Everything is come together, everyones on board, we just need George R. R. Martins permission and then, were off. Hes going to go absolutely crazy!
  And Chris was right. George R. R. Martin did go absolutely crazy.
  Its a setback. But a... lil bit of this, lil bit of that, change some words around... I got plenty of other brilliant ideas.
  Huh. Well, thats not bad, actually...
  Well, better get my skates on, then!
  END