text: Well have you ever stopped to wonder how they do Christmas there down under?
  How do they make Christmas nice, when they aint got no snow and ice?
  And what about poor Santas sleigh?
  He has to come from fucking miles away
  And what about Mick Dundee?
  Well he aint got no Christmas tree
  Well they say, Christmas here is so much fun
  We got surfing, we got sun
  Christmas heres sweet as a peach
  Opening presents on the beach
  We got barbies, we got beer
  Santa wishes he lived here
  Loads of laughter, loads of booze
  Christmas with the kangaroos
  Well have you ever stopped to wonder how they do Christmas there down under?
  Have you ever stopped to think Do they have much pumpkin drink?
  Oh dont you just find it shocking?
  Have you got Tim Tams in your stocking?
  Do you wonder where Jesus was born?
  No, they got Kylie, they got Shane Warne
  They all say Christmas here is so much fun
  We got surfing, we got sun
  Christmas heres sweet as a peach
  Opening presents on the beach
  Yeah cause got barbies, we got beer
  Santa wishes he lived here
  Loads of laughter, loads of booze
  Christmas with the kangaroos
  Loads of laughter, loads of booze
  Thats Christmas with the kangaroos