text: I tried my best to be just like
  The other boys in school
  I tried my best to get it right
  And died in every duel
  This mountainside is suicide
  This dream will never work
  Still the sign upon my headstone, write
  A champion of the world
  Yeah
  I tried my best to stay alight
  Fly like a firework
  I tried my best to stay in fight
  But my rocket ship wont work
  No, referee, dont stop the fight
  Everyone can see Im hurt
  Still Ill stand before conquistadors
  Till Im champion of the world
  And when I sail, Im sailing west
  Knowing I might fail, but still Im hoping for the best
  In in my dreams, onto my chest
  Shell pin the colours and say:
  I wandered the whole wide world but
  Baby, youre the best
  Lo lo-lo-lo lo oh
  Ee-yo-ee-yo-ee-yo-ee-yeah
  Lo lo-lo-lo lo
  So Im flying on my bicycle
  Heading upwards from the Earth
  Im jumping with no parachute
  Out into the universe
  I have E.T. on my bicycle
  Because giving up wont work
  Now Im riding on my rocketship
  And Im champion of the world
  Doo-doo-roo, doo-doo-doo-roo
  Doo-roo, doo-roo, doo-roo