text: Sometimes youre happy sometimes you frown
  With your hormones bouncing up and down
  Sometimes youre happy sometimes youre sad
  Its a weird nine months with you Ive had
  There is shit going down that you cant disguise
  When you boobs gone up ten times in size
  Your cups gone up from an A to D
  Its bad for you but its fun for me
  Now just because a little rumpy pump
  Now youre walking round with a great big bump
  You might think a bit of French and you should have said non
  Or at least you would have made me put a condom on
  I think you might find that its really fun
  I know its no use unless you make it bun
  Its something to learn yeah it really is
  Now you know what that sticky stuff is
  Ill be there with you baby through the thin and the thick
  Im gonna clean up all the poo and the sick
  Ill be there to make you happy and keep everything clean
  Ill change the nappies through the washing machine
  Cause I aint no baddy, I aint no baddy
  I aint no baddy, I am your babys daddy
  Oh! Who!
  Sometimes you think what a fool I am
  And Why did i marry this awful man?
  Now a babys part of my family plan
  Can it kick me? Well, yes it can
  My names Ken and Ive got three
  Do you like being a daddy?
  Yeah, definitely!
  Well I have to warn you although its fun
  There are times when you wish you had been a nun
  Ill be there with you baby through the thin and the thick
  Im gonna clean up all the poo and the sick
  Ill be there to make you happy and Ill bring in the bread
  Ill be the nanny you can go out instead
  I know that youll be grumpy, thats what everyone says
  And youre not going to hump me for 43 days
  If you dont want more babies and you cannot disguise it
  Then Ill take my cock and vasectimize it
  Cause I aint no baddy, I aint no baddy
  Sometimes I make you saddy
  I aint no baddy
  I aint no baddy I aint no baddy I am your babys daddy
  Mother!
  Mother!
  I aint no baddy I aint no baddy
  I aint no baddy I am your babys daddy
  Ho!
  Break it down now
  She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way
  She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way
  She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way
  She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way