text: Hey sexy baby
  Its party time
  Once upon a time there was big ploppy poo
  He liked eating sausages and licking a dogs arse
  Then one day policeman said he cannot do his thing
  So he went on a machine gun rampage and had a lot of fun
  Benji Bird was his name
  What a silly poo
  Killing was the favorite thing
  For biddy bird to do
  Unfortunately he was just a lump of human turd
  And as we all know, turds are not very good at
  Firing machine guns
  Benji Benji Bird by bird
  Niao niao niao
  Benji Benji Bird by bird
  Niao niao niao
  Benji Benji Bird by bird
  Niao niao niao
  Benji Benji Bird by bird
  Niao niao niao
  Sausage dog and policeman where very very angry
  They did not attend the funeral of Benji Bird
  Instead they watched a lovely film and ate a plate of ham
  So this sets the story of the big ploppy poo
  Benji Benji Bird by bird
  Niao niao niao
  Benji Benji Bird by bird
  Niao niao niao
  Benji Benji Bird by bird
  Niao niao niao
  Benji Benji Bird by bird
  Niao niao niao
  Thank you for listening to this song
  We hope you had a lovely time
  Please come again soon
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