what is the best answer to are you single?
['Let me spell it out for you dear, S-I-N-G-L-E!', "Philosophically speaking, aren't we all single?", 'No. ... ', "No, I'm taken...by time!", 'Ahhh, you should ask my future self.', 'I am single by person, infinite by intellect.', 'I tried to clone myself once, but I failed miserably.', 'Next question, please!']