how do you know if you're not ready to have a baby?
["You can't handle it when you're sick, never mind any child of yours. ... ", "You don't like Peppa Pig. ... ", 'You relish your freedom. ... ', "You're right in the middle of House of Cards. ... ", "You just don't get them. ... ", "You can't even keep a plant alive. ... ", 'The sound of a child wailing makes liquid spurt from your EYES. ... ', "You can't afford one."]