jews of 4chan - don't worry about fighting for israel. it's dangerous and scary. we'll keep you safe here on the board. you can post bait threads and get (you)s. even though israel badly needs soldiers. and 20% of the population has already fled. nobody blames you for staying safe, and wealthy, in your host nations. and with the 80 year curse coming due soon, well, israel's probably not going to make it. so no need to go fight. but i do want you to have this special gift from me to you. you can print it out and hang it in a place of honor in your homes and synagogues, perhaps using it to cover the star of david. stay safe and don't worry about israel. your own good fortune is more important than the jewish people.
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