i was over at my foster mom's apartment today helping with some errands. she lives in new york. after picking up her social security check we went to one of the nearby whole foods. its the kind of place that hipsters, vegans, pussy hat wearers and trust fund kids go to unwind with a wheat grass latte. anyway, former president trump was on the tv and the local social worker said to his public administrator buddy (gay lovers since the aids epidemic), you know what? he wasn't so bad. inflation was low, the border was secure, and we didn't see any new wars. i cant believe im saying this but ol mar-a-lago dons got my vote this year. i looked around and all i saw were heads nodding in agreement. i heard a few calls of yas queen and poggers" from the twitch streamers. even the blue-haired cat lady sitting by herself smiled and raised her orange tabby with a hand knitted maga hat.
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