look man, cars suck. they just do.  there's no reason i should have to risk death every time i want a fucking gallon of milk. i shouldn't have to worry about your nan's proprioceptive capacities whilst trundling away at 100 kilometers per hour in a 4 tonne hunk of steel. one can barely walk down the street without getting tripped or knocked aside or some other equally terrible thing happening between two completely sober individuals. fuck cars, give me a series of tubes with fucking giant private pinballs with an inner gyro that remains stationary where i can sit and have a wank or whatever instead. fuck all this car business.
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