your canadian family has bigger reasons to seethe than trump merely winning. they should be seething over the fact that you're getting annexed regardless of what happens in this election or any other. canada will be abolished within your lifetime. all canadian politicians will be permanently banned from ever holding an office again, because it is illegal in america to hold office if you have ever sworn allegiance to a foreign monarch. you won't even be given statehood until the provinces can show sufficient americanization, and even then, statehood will only be granted in a bargaining system where the admissions do not cause a net change in political outcomes. so alberta and sask get admitted alongside bc, manitoba gets admitted once it becomes a swing state, and the rest remain territories until political and population shifts allow further bargaining.
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