> "stop right there bucko! who the fuck do you think you are you little cunt?!" > "w-who me? s-sir?" > "you've posted a slide thread you slithery, slimy, sneaky bastard! you better delete your slide thread, or else!" z f o r c e !!!! > "s-sir, but we are here to-" > "here at z force we have a zero tolerance for slide thread posting and slide thread proganda." > music jingle > stopping the slide threads one at a tiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmeeeee!!!!! > "slide thread party members have no place in our society, we must weed them out!!!!" > "woooooowwww coooool!!!!" > "whoa dude, radical! it even comes with a copy of the constitution!!!!" > kids argue over onions action figures > "i want captain communism!!! but i want george washington!!!! holy shit they even have trump!!!" > "you can have that stupid lujan one, nerddddd lmao" > "h-ha yeah guys" > 80s style guitar riff > "z force!!!! (followed by distorted unintelligible noise)" > you hear just cheering at the end after the noise > "batteries and [redacted] not included. accessories sold separately. limited quantity available at participating retailers only. products are considered class [redacted] items in the following states - [redacted] as well as the following countries: kazakhstan, russia, and [redacted].. "
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