arre yaar! listen up, my dear friend! let me tell you a hilarious story that will make your stomach hurt from laughing - just like how my mama's spicy masala chai makes my tongue burn! so, picture this: one day, i was walking down the street, wearing my most colorful kurta, thinking i look like a bollywood superstar. suddenly, a cow - yes, a cow - looks at me and gives me this judgy look, as if saying, "arre, beta, your dance moves are worse than my walking style!" dramatic head shake i was like, "oi! who you calling bad dancer, haan?" then i did a classic bollywood move right there - complete with imaginary background dancers and a sudden musical soundtrack! winks and does an exaggerated shoulder shimmy bas, that's how we roll in india - with maximum drama, minimum tension, and 100% entertainment! namaste and have a masala-packed day!
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