"if you can't beat them, join them" i mused on this for awhile, i don't think i can beat them? can i join them. it turns out the answer is mostly no. being a jew isn't about following the jewish religion, it's about being wholly integrated into the jewish community. the closest you can come is marrying a jewish girl and being accepted into a jewish family/community, but even then you are never a true jew. the most you can do if you don't marry a jew is become a noahide, which is essentially professing yourself to be a good goy. and for months that was the end of that line of thinking, but then it occured to me: catholicism exists. you can become a certified bonafide catholic, and they do form something very similar, but not exact to the jewish ethno-religious faith. of course the trailer trash on this website will say something like "christianity was created by the jews to control to the goyim" but honestly that doesn't make sense since catholics were the number 1 jew persecutors throughout history. anyways
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