good.  any adult male who cannot produce an affidavit from a real woman swearing that she has had voluntary, unpaid sexual intercourse with him at least one time in the last 365 days is guilty of misdemeanor inceldom in the second degree and will be fined $1,000. any adult male who commits the crime of inceldom for multiple consecutive years is guilty of misdemeanor inceldom in the first degree and will be fined a $5,000 and spend 30 days in jail for each additional year. any adult male who commits the crime of inceldom for 5 or more years is guilty of felonious inceldom and will be fined $10,000 and sentenced to a minimum of one year in jail. incel felons will also lose their right to vote or own guns for life, and will be added to the sex offender registry for life.
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