why dumpster dive when you can shoplift? both are illegal. either way you get to sleep on a cot instead of in a ditch i mean, you think the pretty girl in the bar is going to flirt back with a homeless man that smells like beans? youre going to get tossed out.  you cant open a bank account without a fixed address, where are you going with your paycheck? and who is going to hire the hobo eating out of a tin can? you would be better off going innawoods and living off acorns
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