> learn self defense. good idea. > buy a gun. good idea. thank you, evil scary 2a. > start working out, build muscles and agility. also a good idea. > live with female roommates. not as glamorous as it sounds. > flourish your female friendships. women, especially friends, will stab you in the back at the first opportunity. > but a dildo and some wine. become a middle aged stereotype. > wear comfy clothing. a good idea as well.
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