i remember i had some drugfag dude wandering on my side lawn by my house zonked out on something right outside my bedroom window. i said, "get the fuck off my lawn and back on the sidewalk, and walk out of my neighborhood" he said, "fine i'm never coming back here anyway" to "pwn" me. i said, "good i don't fucking want you here at all" he has not come back. i was fondling a pistol under my jacket the whole time. anyway don't let the door hit you on the way out, we never wanted you here in the first place at all.
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