fuck man this shit really is dumb. and they got me talking about it like a retard. unlike real conspiracies that offer simpler explanations to inscrutable situations, this replaces a simple explanation with inscrutable situations that require intense fuck-withing of the model adding increasingly implausible scenarios to make it all make sense, a lot like geocentric models of the universe and their ridiculous orbits. it is an affront to the divine parsimony of god, and it makes normies think that all conspiracies must be this type of ridiculous (complicating rather than simplifying). pisses me off
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