> me > gardener at a school > it's after the bell and most kids/parents have left the carpark and gone home > 1 car left - *tiktiktik* anyone who knows that will know what i did... > get the jumper leads from muh ute, drive around and give them a jump start > 5 min before knockoff. they that me profusely etc. > couple of days later - i get called to office. apparently the left me a thank you gift - some scratchies and a box of choccies. > muh cuntboss tells me any gift over certain amount have to registered and logged with dept. > i do all that - scratch the scratchy - $10k win! > she says i have to declare that as it's over mandatory amount ($100 from memory). > i speak to union who like me see that the scratchy was only worth $2 when bought so that and the chocolates come in well under $100. > tell her *literally & to her face* "fuck off you wizened old prunecunt" i akshully got on quite well with her because despite our obv antipathy towards each other we at least knew where we stood with each other.
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