a public appeal for mr. musk  it has come to my attention that elon musk will be taking an important leadership position for the united states in the near future. i want to make a public appeal and request for him, something only someone as grand and intelligent as him can do. i have consulted with the experts, all of them have agreed, lots of people are saying it, therefore it is truth. mr musk, you gotta do what is necessary to save the planet, and all the experts agree on what must be done for the planet to be saved. mr musk, you must reach out for your bedside table, the same where you keep your bible and gun, and take the latter. grab the gun beside your bible, chamber a round, (again, this is something only you can accomplish, musk), only someone so intelligent could achieve this. chamber the round, and press the gun barrel against your temple or the roof of your mouth, then quickly pull the trigger. do it! you're the only one who can save humanity, and everyone agrees this is the only way to save humanity. please musk, save humanity. save us. only you can save us. please, commit suicide.  it'd be one of the greatest wealth redistribution events in history.  important government agencies will be spared. his companies will be ran much more efficiently. everyone has so much to gain from your death, so i implore again, please, commit suicide. just do it! it'll be over before you know it, and you'll make the world a better place. please, you have to die for the rest of us, that's the only way the world can be saved.
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