you're delusional if you think a population that is fat (median weight 200 lbs) and old (median age 42) is going to rebel and win a civil war. also re american revolution, the british didn't fight to hard because the colonies were unprofitable (barbados generated more revenue than all the na colonies) and there was the atlantic ocean. the us military has no logistical problems fighting a war in the us and will crush you.
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