people come home on leave, get drunk, and start talking. the u.s. army has some kind of super charger thing they instantly recharges all of their electronics, too. they just push a button on their best and: "vroom!" all their shit is instantly back to 100%. i knew that one was true when i heard it because i remembered an article from 2005 where a guy invented something that did exactly that but for car batteries and said he was: "excited for it to go into production." and was: "hoping to have a version that worked on cell phone batteries out within the next year." never heard shit about that again because the military snatched it up and made it classified. it was around the same time they made those straws that filter out lake and river water but i assume enough enemy soldiers pulled those off of us that they finally figured out how to make their own because they finally started selling them in stores a couple years ago. they've got special driver's licenses with gps chips in them, too.
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