white man: i added a polarizer along the filiment of this lightbulb. i call it: "gate an impulse using another impulse". one of my bros did a big think and showed how any calculable expression or operation can be performed if we have enough of these and, or not gates arranged into an adder. and once you have addition, turing proved you can calculate anything that can be calculated.  70 years later. pretty sure this giant building can outperform humans at any definable task, and instantly. the only downside is this fucker drinks 500 megawatts three phase full bore to do it. making it only practical for very high return on investment tasks. 150 years later. this was a big mistake, we apparently just created the universe retrograde in time, explaining our existence as something that happened in the future.
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