give them all knives and razor-bats. make the ball detonate every 150 seconds into a whirring spinning steel ball of clockwork death. place hazards on the pitch.  now we talking. mmmhuh.  ive run out of oshee cocktail here you muff danglers what do you mean > sport  ill kill you all for this. get me rare oshee cocktail (tonic, not booze) at 1:32am and bring it here in copious amounts and you will be forgiven for making boomer blah.  going to drink camomile & normal tea mix but it makes me even thirstier and i have only volvic to back it up so dont push it. im liable to call you poos because my temper is snapping at this fucking disgrace.  i need my vitamin d. no more mr nice guy.  where are the russians?
Commie