> 22 and live in hmo > try to cook myself a comfy christmas dinner but abdul and humzah are using all the hobs and oven space to cook curries for the deliveroo restaurant theyve started in our kitchen  > my bedroom is right next to the front door (used to be a living room but landlord shekelstein converted in into an extra bedroom for more rent) so i have to answer the door every time one of their deliverwogs turns up to collect another curry > happens 10+ times per night so started answering the front door on autopilot > opened it today for another paki thinking he was here to collect an order > he stabs me and runs into my room, nicks the few worldly possessions i had on this earth > tried to report it to 999 but got referred to prevent for being racist far more realistic portrayal of hmo life
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