> job posting goes up to work 120 hours a week for half the market wage with mandatory unpaid overtime as bosses' anal slave > i drop my copy of the fountainhead and rush out the door towards the interview site > narrowly avoid slipping in toxic waste nearby factory has dumped onto the street - make mental note to thank job creator for dumping it on hated public road paid for by taxes (theft) > grab mandatory dei training manual from bookstore on my way there - $79.99 + tip paid for with 50% interest credit card > as i burst through the door to the interview site a white woman with a stroller asks me to hold the door for her, violating the non-aggression principle so i roundhouse kick her into a pack of feral african migrants (creating value for the private healthcare system to treat her injuries) > enter boss's (pbuh) office > immediately get on my knees to perform the customary pre-interview deepthroating, but hr lady tells me the job has already been remotely filled by someone in bangalore > i am now trespassing, violating the non-aggression principle so i'm immediately riddled with bullets > as everything turns white and i lay on my black bleeding out i look up and see a pair of arms reaching down to me...h-hayek, my beloved...i'm finally home... > (wife gets billed 800,000 btc plus tip to clean up my remains)
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