> be me > chink > waiting for elevator when someone in front pushes tinfoil door open and falls down 30 floors > take stairs get in car > run over a baby while reversing > driving to work > narrowly miss a fuel truck exploding > guy on moped turns into a tube of toothpaste under a truck > bike in front of me randomly hiroshimas atomising the rider > drive past 10 people blowtorching dogs > go to factory job > say hi to chang > chang falls into furnace > go to lathe room > hui spinning around and around > yulong being made into pasta sheets > chao being giftwrapped > go to goods in > li drops box and is instantly vaporized > pass by boiler room > whole team of engineers on fire > go to metal working room > liu falls face first into white hot metal ball > mingli is crushed by 9000kg red hot sheet metal > go to front desk to sign out > receptionist stabbed in head with knife hanging out > sign out and leave building > suicide lands at my feet, crushing another baby > driving home from work > guy in front of me is crushed by wall > see two separate guys killed by exploding manholes > drive into car park to park car, run over two more babies > walking to shop, some people stood around a hole > floor collapses and drags 10 people into the depths of the earth > narrowly avoid another truck, falling street light > guy in front of me is killed by falling cat > another by falling brick > 4 guys pushing scaffolding suddenly stop moving then burst into flames > get to store > woman in front of me is eaten by escalator > take stairs > buy my tiger dick tea and noodles > get in car > reverse and run over another 10 babies > narrowly miss a derailed train and collapsing road > get home > local firework factory explodes like a tactical nuclear weapon again > 4 neighbouring skyscrapers do a 911 > run inside to get gf > she's fucking jian > stab both to death > go to make my noodles > noodles are made of plastic
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