i saw trump and @giggtufs at a restaurant once - wed accidentally been given their table. apparently they was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table they liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was tuesday and they thought they were coming on thursday or something like that). anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says im so sorry, but wed like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and well gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal youd like while youre in town. my wife and wife boyfriend were both like yeah thats cool. and i kind of played the asshole a bit. im sorry, i just dont understand. weve been here for 15 minutes - weve just ordered. cant we finish our meal here? then out of nowhere donald trump shows up next to the manager and says paul, these guys can finish. well be at the bar. i got some time. and i (being a big apprentice fan) said oh wow, uh i had no idea. please feel free to give them the table. trump was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. after working up the nerve, i gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that i shall never forget. our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of morocco, to the french riviera, to the snorkeling in the galopagos, donald trump and i made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents
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