> ringringring > herro? > uhm, hello? senpai xi? > dat isa japanese... > oh uhm... ting tang tong ping pong > why woulda you insult my muddah so? > look trump wants to turn mainland china into prime real estate in 10 years time, using the nuclear method. i need you to call him up and tell him he's a smart guy. > uh... ok... i will do this... > ringringring > ah xi, i knew you'd call, my generals, they tell me i'm one of the greatest strategists of all time, they say they've never seen anyone do it quite like me. just like your sun tsu always said: the best way to win a war is by waiting for the opposing general to call you on the red phone and surrender... > ofa coursa mistuh trump, i always say you da smartest president... > really, xi? i didn't know you were such a nice guy. you're so relatable! i've never admitted i'm wrong before, so... > hangs up that was an autist's recreation of how it happened.
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