"this is your captain speaking, so stop whatever it is you're doing and pay attention! first off, i see from our instruments that we have a couple of hitchhikers aboard! hello wherever you are! i just want to make it perfectly clear that you are not at all welcome! i worked hard to get where i am today and i didn't become captain of a vogon contructor fleet simply so i can turn it into a taxi-service for a bunch of degenerate freeloaders. i have sent out a search party and as soon as the find you, i will put you off the ship. if you are very lucky, i will read you some of my poetry first! secondly, we are about to jump into hyperspace for the journey to barnard's start. on arrival we will stay in dock for a 72 hour refit and nobody is to leave the ship during that time. i repeat, all planetary leave is cancelled! i just had an unhappy love-affair, so i don't see why anyone else should have a good time. message ends!"
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