i live in the the most right wing town in america, trumpville (we changed our name to celebrate trump's 2016 win) nobody has ever voted for a democrat in our town since its founding in 1828. in the 1944 presidential elections, "fdr's polio" won the popular vote, hitler came in 2nd and dewey in 3rd. when came back from a tour with the army (russian of coarse, i ain't serving in no dei us eglin afb glownigger army) i was shocked to see harris-waltz signs in every yard. i asked my dad, george lincoln rockwell iii what happened. now my dad's no namby pamby liberal, he works 18 hours in a coal mine and comes home to beat his wife every night. on his weekends if he's not at church he's out hunting baby seals with his whomping club. he said son, ever since kamala took control, the economy has been fixed, we've not had a war and everything just runs right. then the town mayor, adolf pinoche babykiller popped by to let me know that he didn't leave the republican party, it left him, trump and plan 2025 were just too darn radical, jd vance was weird and january 6th was in fact both an insurrection and worse than 9/11. then donald trump himself appeared and let me know even he was hoing to vote for harris because she earned it and was a better choice and he would drop out but that "he legally still has to run" then we all did republican things together like saying the n word and guns. so if you are a republican you should just stay home this year. if trump can't even win his own vote we already lost. merry christmas. jesus is king of the jews
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