lol! ahaha the fucking balloon too all that's missing is a piss stain. seriously though, if you want real love, the answer is simple. evaluate where you are in the dating pool and go for a woman who is quite a few levels below you there. for example, if you're an average guy in the dating pool, go for a less attractive girl who sees you as the best she can possibly do. if you're a less than average guy, go for the woman who is in a wheel chair or missing a limb or has a huge scar on her face or something. make sure you're the best she can hope to get and she'll never cheat on you, or think about divorcing you and taking half your stuff so she can upgrade. then you'll feel the closest thing to love women are capable of.
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