> durrr muh gl00bal woorming! > muh ice caps! save the polar bears! these fucking niggers...the ice caps have been receding for 15,000 years. what makes them think think that the caps are supposed to stay at a particular observed size and composition? and by the way, all the record-breaking heatwaves and shit since covid are because of the tonga volcano. underwater volcano that erupted continuously for an entire month (dec. 2021-jan. 2022), then fucking exploded. the continuous eruption spewed superheated steam into the jet stream. this both fucked up the course of the jet stream and transported the steam along it. the explosion at the end made a column that punched through the jet stream and into fucking space. it's said the weather will be fucked for another 10 years, at least. but lets drink from plastic straws. that'll fix it.
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