someone has to end the tyranny of denmarks hold on greenland, someone has to rescue greenland from denmarks evil bacon-troopers and their hogriders with their deadly crackling-bombs. i hear that denmark has been secretly hoarding wmds and working on a dirty bomb and that they might attack israel with it at any moment. i see no reason to hold back on a coalition of the willing, gulf war 3 style but in the den of bacon itself, denmark (or the axis of bacon as it has become known) must be liberated!
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