> wake up > be chinese > turn on glorious republic's local news > that girl i liked was eaten by an escalator yesterday > eat my breakfast rat and head for work > train i was on derailed, killing 12,000 > crawl from wreckage and make it to factory > l was 0.3 minutes late > my social credit score has been lowered, will receive visit from my local beating police tonight > start day printing bootleg ben 10 merchandise stolen from stupid white pigs on the internet > 3 dozen co-workers died horribly, including my neighbors in shitty cramped apartment > days over, head home > 2 semis with tankers of gas tipped over, destroying the highway and killing 1,456 > kick unsupervised toddler > finally make it home after stepping over a corpse in front of my apartment > eat the rest of that cat i fried for dinner last night > hop on the internet to the incredibly narrow list of government-approved websites > defend china as the greatest country on earth
Russian Federation