i know when my wife gets her period before she does i can time it and smell it in 9 days shell be at peak ovulation  what i wish shed stop sharing is her fucking gas/poop problems. the last thing i need is hourly updates on how many times she almost shit herself all day some nights i have to sleep under a seperate blanket because she farts so much. i swear shes trying to passively gas me. i made her stop eating cheese and garlic it got so bad
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