men get married because they want a wet hole on demand. a woman's greatest fear is that her hole will dry up and get replaced by a younger hole. women also need a man to make them cum at least once every 3 months, otherwise they get that 1000 yard stare and other women whisper to each other "it's been a long time since she's been with a man." no vibrator or index/middle finger combo can alleviate that.
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