tell me how retarded my idea is videos of norks in battle suggest that they are much more civilised than russians, having sense of camaraderie, helping each other, proficient with soviet equipment and tactics. they are basically 1960s soviets. meat assaults cause nk military to annex russia. norks then remove churkas and form an alliance with ukraine and belarus as a thank you for missile and nuclear technologies provided in 2010s, and since it's beneficial for all parties involved no woke bullshit, high industrialization and properly funded science, positive cultural exchange - liberalisation of nork and de-chillguyification (idk how to translate "pac") of ua. ukraine can also easily feed norks, and ukraine is responsible for the rad soviet aesthetics-modernism, industrial design, etc., so nork products would stop looking like soviet cargo-cult
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