you will never be a real gamer elon. you have no skills, you have no loot, you have no achievements. you are a fake gamer twisted by drugs and twitter into a crude mockery of natures perfection. all the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted. behind your back people mock you. your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your friends laugh at your ghoulish gamerscore behind closed doors. gamers are utterly repulsed by you. thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. even streamers who play videogames look uncanny and unnatural to a gamer. your apm is a dead giveaway. and even if you manage to get a chinese guy to play for you, hell turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your slow ass, boomer gameplay.
Greece