i believed in santa claus longer than i did in jewsus > jewsus > dressed like a faggot hippie (pink, seriously?) > forces me to go with my parents to the cold, boring church every sunday > forces me to eat white shit from the priest > shills wine (yuck) > gay and retarded stories about jewish magic for jews (why didn't he just make free food for romans so that they wouldn't kill him) > santa > gives me days free from school (fuck school) > dressed in red, black belt and white (cool) > makes it so that dad doesn't have to wagecuck for one day (santa claus day yay) > lets me eat tasty stuff > shills coca cola (fucking awesome) > his stories are about being a badass magical ninja that gives children presents no matter what
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