> be me, special access program > ayys drop some pretty cool tech in early 1900s > yoink.jpg > hey, defense contractors, can you tell me how this works so we can silo it from the rest of the government? > makes billions of dollars through reverse engineering tech and selling it foreign and domestic > not even the glowies know > spend decades on a misinformation program > now everyone thinks this is made up > comfy > fast forward to 2023 > some chinese fuck sent over a spy balloon > grandpa biden starts getting trigger happy > shoots down one of our ufos, sees the "made in america" sticker. > fuckfuckfuck > congress starts asking questions, they bring in all the tin foil ayy retards, senate starts passing legislation > fuckfuckfuck > if this tech is revealed, we'll have to compete for our contracts > ayys start getting saucy, coming out of the fucking ocean  > spergout > send out fancy military drones to obfuscate the worldwide uptick of ayyys at sensitive military sites > now everyone thinks it's a bomb > glowies pissed, vegetable grandpa pissed, maga pissed, ayys pissed. > do what i do best and spread misinfo
United States