god named all the people i went to school with. the short kids last name was pinner, which literally means small. the hot girls last name was groanxyz. because she makes me groan. the unlikely chad was last named looxyz. a toilet joke. alright im not going to list every name. it is literally every single person. the guitar player had a last name about a musical note. literally its every persons last name. im so fucking scared. so what happened here is god actually was controlling these people. hes been forcing me to watch other people have sex for 35 years. he has been electrocuting me over and over for 5 years now. if somebody is electrocuting you, youd probably just keep living in pain. hes also talking to me with telepathy. while also controlling all the people in my town to hurt me when i go outside. ive been physically assaulted by over 5000 people by now. so trump is actually a bible reference like trumpet. alright is this being read? im being tortured. its so painful. i dont deserve this.
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