i met an amerimutt once, he came into a public bathroom and asked me not to flush so he could eat my shit, he had a jar of mayonaise and a fork in his hands and he was dressed in a pink glitter ballerina outfit with a cowboy hat. he said his name was tyler gonzalez and his dimensions were 1:1 height:width. he was in a diesel powered mobility scooter and was hooked up to an iv that had a mcdonald's logo on the bag. my friend told me that the next day when he was taking a piss, tyler was hanging around in the bathroom again and asked my friend if he could see if foreskins were real. i don't believe my friend, that seems weird. of course foreskins exist, why would he ask that? that part is odd but other than that he was a normal american.
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