> go to turkey > go for mouth of turkeyteeth veneers, wind up with mouth of bloody ground down stubs capped with plastic chicklet crowns > get beard transplant, wind up bald on top with a frankenstein beard that looks like chad meme > drink turk booze, go blind > get caught with an old blunt cigar butt in bag in airport leaving for home, arrested and sentenced to 50 years in turkish prison, get raped in ass by turkroach cellmate daily > the end sounds like a dream vacation spot
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