> send warning to government: we're gonna bomb you so fuckin bad bro if you don't surrender, why did you build your industrial centers in the middle of your largest civilian cities? > nip generals: you wont do shit > emperor: uhm...well... > drop flyers warning the nips in the city centers in question to get the fuck out within 48 hours > generals: the emperor said they wont do shit only traitors would run we wont be there but you should > emperor: i never said that guys wtf > first bomb drops > boom > ohshid > fug > surrender please or we'll do it again > generals: t-they won't do shit they only had one of those! don't give up emperor-sama! > emperor: uhhhhhh guys this seems fucking retarded > generals: trust us they won't do shit ok? we're honorary aryans. > warn the citizens a second time > generals: they won't do shit guys glory to the rising sun > boom > aiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee > oh fug oh shid they had more than one > we can do it a third time if you want > emperor: we surrender > generals: emperor-sama no > emperor: shut up retards we should have done this to begin with > 80 years later everyone somehow thinks this was all america's fault
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