they didn't make it up, they are the retards jesus kicked out of the temples and called the children of satan and stuff. half of the gospels are jesus healing and teaching, and the other half is jesus btfoing kikes.  he is nice to almost everyone and happy to speak words of wisdom, except when he sees kikes lending money and pimping whores out of the temple. at that point, he shuts the fuck up, goes and buys a big piece of leather, cuts the leather up himself and fashions a flail, then goes into the temple and starts beating the shit out kikes, whipping them like bitches, turning their tables over, shaming whores and telling them to cover their bits and fuck off... you are thinking of televangelist imitation christianity and jesuit imitation catholicism. not the real thing. paul of tarsis was damage control and even he couldn't undo what jesus had done. it took kikes like 1200 years to corrupt the church completely and stop what jesus started. then martin luther came along... if fucking over kikes was a competition, jesus would be the #1 champion of all time. the fucking faggots still post like 50 anti-christian threads a day just because they are terrified of what would happen if they stopped.
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