i've been dying of laughter for like 5 solid minutes after seeing this. it reminds me of a friend of mine and his batshit gf at the time. dude was the stereotypical "pretty boy with a bad side" that tons of girls go crazy for, and he knew it. the gf was a pretty girl, but she was insanely insecure and was always accusing him of cheating if he deviated slightly from any sort of time frame. got caught at a train crossing? hour long screaming match about him fucking some other girl.  basically, she was a psychopath. the reason why their relationship caused this picture to make me laugh like a loon is because she eventually told him she was gonna start smelling his dick as soon as he got home from anywhere, and if she smelled a girl on it, she'd shoot him.
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