> we care about you so much we're going to make sure to take as much from the profits of cigarette sales as we can > we're also going to waste uncountable amounts of taxpayer money on "investigating" if any government agency of any kind has ever done research on tobacco, which primarily amounts to forcing every one of those agencies to do a retarded scan of their computers and certify they didn't study no smoking i don't even remember the details of the tobacco bullshit, but when i did a work term at an agricultural research center, i spent a large chunk of time going through the fucking paperwork for that tobacco shit. they contacted me like 2 years after i was done that work term to notify me i screwed up a tobacco form and needed to scan and re-sign the corrected version. that's what "caring" for your citizens looks like in canada, people paid 60 bucks an hour to chase down an employee from 2 years ago over paperwork that nobody can prove nor disprove anyways
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