thats made up.  you don't get a nice cup of tea before being thrown out the window by the ministery of defenestration. they are underfunded, understaffed, with a backlog of clients and a shortage of high windows. if you want a cup of tea and personalized service start complaining to the treasury today. a proper budget is required in times of high workload.    thats obvious, he suffered genital mutilation and fellatio as a newborn. it broke him, making him hide behind memeflags and a brittle internet tough guy persona for the rest of his life.
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