because he's a real person who is british. and what real british people do is eat toast with beans. he's very excited. normal people, too, get very excited for toast and beans. and he's very normal and down to earth. he wants to validate his worthless existence as a pansy ass faggot who shieled himself from psychological harm with a boatload of money and fame. lord only knows what this disgusting perverted old man has done. just look at him eat those fucking beans and tell me you dont wanna shove a knife right into his fucking throat.
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