hoeflation just put ugly chuds in their place. even as im getting older its still easy to get women, i just dont want to anymore because i got into golfing a few years ago so i spend most of my free time hitting the links. i feel golfing is a much more productive use of time than chasing women, but even at the golf courts they still flirt with me and im like bitch watch what this 9 iron do and just smack that goddamn ball against the wind like 100yds with no slice. take that shit back to your geriatric sugar daddy and tell him i want 1k a game if he can afford it. he can goldman sachs deez nuts, he cant hit for shit. and then they get all wet and leave their numbers on my accords windshield in the parking lot. its like their fetish is to fuck some chad poor who humiliated their sugardaddy/old husband.
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