> >muh lawyer larp i'm not larping as a lawyer, i am a lawyer. a criminal defense attorney at that. what i've been trying to explain to you this entire thread is that laws are actual things that exist and have specific content. they're not wishywashy, i don't know, this feels right in this situation. she was a feminist cunt, so she had it coming. but if i for instance was maced then it'd definitely be illegal. because laws exist and have content, when you try to make a legal argument, you can't just vaguely gesture towards your own personal sense of justice. cite to the actual law that was broken if you think someone should be treated like a criminal. but you can't do that because actually invoking hard-and-fast laws fucks with your argument built on vagaries, generalizations, and bad hypotheticals.
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