so, the russians, they look at poland, and you know, they're not exactly wrong about the whole "existential threat" thing. i mean, poland is civilized, self-governing, successful. basically, we're like a mirror of everything they could've been if, you know, they weren't such colossal fuck-ups. and that's gotta sting. imagine that, you look in the mirror, and instead of seeing this proud, mighty empire, you see poland just staring back at you, all put together, living their best life. and their first instinct? smash the mirror! like, "if i can't have it, no one can!". classic russia, real rational bunch over there. its envy on steroids. envy and vodka, mostly vodka.
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