> visit a friends house > go to the bathroom > notice their shower drain is clogged with gunk > heart starts racing > cant resist > scoop out the slimy mess with my fingers > its warm and sticky, just how i like it > take a small bite, savor the mix of soap, hair, and whatever else > finish quickly before anyone notices > flush the rest to cover my tracks > leave the bathroom like nothing happened > friend compliments how clean the bathroom smells > smile and thank them
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