> every time cern lhc powers up the current reality is destroyed and our souls keep transferring to even more improbable timelines with fucked up realities. probably not. just for starters, there's much higher-energy events occurring naturally in the upper atmosphere all the time - cosmic rays, you see.   they're not very picky at this point. don't worry - you can call 149.200 volga and arrange to cross the lines.
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