> see this irish guy is from ireland.  > ireland was part of the british empire. > therefore irish anon is secretly part of the peerage. > let's check his name. > o'paddywhacker > that's a smudge from pearlstein. > so he's jewish. > let's find a picture of him. > [finds wrong picture] > see how he's under 45 in this picture and isn't super wrinkled? > that means he's gay. > when did he die? > august 5th. > august=8 > 8+5=13 > yep, they faked his death and made it spooky.
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