world economic forum declares cosmic reset  phase 1: implant tracking devices in every grain of rice to monitor global chewing patterns. phase 2: implant bluetooth in every blade of grass to ensure synchronized global lawn mowing.  phase 3: nationalize laughter. smiles will be regulated via the global joy index. any unauthorized chuckling will result in immediate removal of dental privileges. phase 4: invert earths gravity. humanity will live suspended in the air, tethered by eco-friendy harnesses. phase 5: deactivate the moon to save energy  phase 6: upload the consciousness of every human being into a single sentient ikea bookshelf, codenamed "billy prime".
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