important announcement important announcement important announcement important announcement  how the fuck can i avoid the draft??? my parents and extended family will do anything to keep me here unable to escape the draft, even calling the cops to tell them im a drug dealer or child abuser. how do i escape??? how do i make a silent, quick getaway??? i need to escape in the dead of night, like a thief quietly slipping out of a burglary. i need to touchdown in south america before the cops even know that im gone. my extended family is watching me very carefully and waiting for me to run for it. how do i escape the draft?????
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