take the bharatpill  > be /pol/ user > spend years shitposting about globalism and woke culture > realize that some of the most based people on the planet are actually from india turns out, indians are pretty fucking conservative. they don't buy into this woke shit, they're all about family values, tradition, and hard work. they fucking love trump, see him as the guy who will keep america from going full commie. also big fans of israel, because they get the whole "fighting for your nation's survival" thing. india's got more tech workers than you can shake a stick at, they're into crypto harder than your libertarian roommate, and guess who their favorite entrepreneur is? fucking elon musk not just because he's a tech genius, but because he's the kind of capitalist hero they admire then comes the indian representation in trump's cabinet. vivek ramaswamy, dude's like if ayn rand wrote an indian character, but without the cringe. tulsi gabbard, she's got that military background, and she's got the hindu angle, so she's got street cred with the indian community. jd vance, not indian, but married one, so close enough. he's got that "america first" vibe they resonate with. and they all work with trump, who's like their adopted uncle or something! indian posters on /pol/ start showing up, memeing about how they're the real chad's of geopolitics turns out, when it comes to being anti-woke and pro-liberty, /pol/ found unexpected comrades all this time, the true redpill was coming from india, not just from some basement in wyoming and the best part? they're all about that american dream shit, but with a twist of curry feels good, knowing that in a world gone mad, /pol/ has allies in the land of a billion people so here's to our curry comrades, fighting the good fight in their own way anons start calling it the "bharat bro" movement life's weird, man. but sometimes, it's weird in the best possible way
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