> this is how out of the loop i was. i met him and he kind of reminded me of squiggy from 'laverne and shirley'. because i met him when i was a kid, too, at a baseball game. i met him and i was like, 'wow, fuckin' squiggy.' anyway, i meet the guy and he's carrying a mace, but it looks like he stole the table leg off his mom's kitchen table and put, like, nails through it and shit. and he was wearing this $1.99 cape that you'd buy at the dollar store during halloween. they brought me backstage and they said, 'uranus, or whatever, from mayhem is there and wants to meet you.' so i went out there and met him. and in his broken english, he said [in robotic, foreign accent] 'i did not have problem with you, but this band gorguts. they are not true death-metal/black-metal band.' and i was just sitting there with a big shit-eating grin on my face like, 'yeah, that's cool, man.' and i really didn't know the importance of the guy. to me he looked like another goofball fan."  glen benton of deicide on euronymous of mayhem
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