as a russian living in moscow i can tell you everything is not as groovy in russia as im sure everyone believes it to be.  > potato we have many fine and sturdy strains of potato, yes this is true we have 3 although one is stolen from bulgaria when in 1989 retreating lada-troopers found a particularly handsome potato hidden inside a toilet they were liberating and bringing to safe keeping in mother russia.  > cabbage the endless rows of cabbage fields may engender feelings of suicidal depression in everyone to behold them sooner or later but productivity has over the course of the latest 4 year plan risen year in year out by as much as 0.4% thanks to modernising factors such as the introduction of the plow.  > assholes if you want to set aside the stories of brutal bummings and the threat of moscows imminent fall to the angry middle aged forces of the dear neighbour to russia ukraine who are here to repatriate certain toilets they claim went missing during a two day special operation which may or may not have taken place there some time ago (and who can possibly know if it did) moscow will make for a groovy time place of much joy to any visiting imperialist swine.
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