> be grug > man from pig tribe come to grug village > strange, grugg think man from pig tribe look like he come from long nose tribe > long nose tribe must pay pig tribe many shiny rock for him to become leader of pig tribe > man with long nose start cry > he say many grug from pig tribe get kill by bear tribe  > he call it buchabunga > say to grug that bear tribe killed 8 brave pig tribe grug  > offer no evidence > grug think 8 too many, 2 more likely.  > man with long nose now say grug tribe must give pig tribe 8 shiny rocks every moon, and many stone and club to defend from bear tribe, or else another holodobunga happen > grug now think pig tribe deserve it
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