scaffolding's been up on the main street near me for over 3 months now, coming up on 4. nobody ever working on the roof, no work has been done on the roof yet. so i've decided. i'm going to start a scaffolding business. i'm going to fund my man on the inside and once the deed is done, he's dead. i'm nationalising scaffolding hire, i'm going to outlaw owning any piece of scaffold/rigging and it's only allowed to be run through my company and i will charge you an exorbitant amount to do so. i will use the proceeds of my profits to club baby seals and employ a crew of small children to set fire to plastic bottles. i foresee 3 outcomes here. 1. scaffolding hire is done sensibly and lazy labourers complaining about the workshy get off their fat arses and do the job while i profit. 2. i am assassinated by the labourers or baby seal enthusiasts. 3. i fail in my venture and start disassembling scaffolding bit by bit as i pass by.
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