corporate niggers destroying us ai from the inside  us already lost the ai race and it's all pajeet's and stacy's from product management fault > be me, russian dev in "global" ai team in us corp > team: 3 americans, 1 pole, 1 fucking shit eating indian, 2 chinks > manager tom returns from "synergy meeting" with execs > "we need ml model in 3 weeks, trust me bro" > his "prototype" mvp is chatgpt vomit with 0.01% accuracy > mission_impossible.png > beg for at least 2 months: "code runs on duct tape and prayers" > tom: "deadlines are locked! stacy from product said so!" > finance: "we already promised roi during bali offsite" > hr: "agile sprint = 3 weeks. should be enough." > legal: "delay = breach of contract next day > pole, chink squad and me start grinding 25/8 to fix this mess asap > pajeet: attends 6h of daily "alignment calls" and spams 80+ commits like "fix typo in comment" and "optimize whitespace" > americans: "lets ask chatgpt to fix chatgpts code!" > error messages achieve sentience, demand union > toms contributions: 47 slack messages about "leveraging blockchain ai cloud" > pole achieves enlightenment with some antient slavic pagan rituals, cuts training time by 75% > chinese guys and me somehow duct-tape model together 5 weeks later > deliver the model > it's hot garbage > model accuracy = tom's iq > ceo: "why no roi???" > tom: "team lacked commitment, but look at my mvp vision!" > layoff list: > pole (saved project) > me (wrote actual code) > chinese guys (carried whole data magic) > survivors: > indian (80 commits = "productivity king") > americans ("prompt engineering experts") > mfw they hire 4 more pajeets to replace me, polak and chinks
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