they will have a body count higher than 5, at 18, this rises exponentially in their 20s if they didn't marry, if they did marry, their marriage will fail and they'll be among the pool of mid 30s "girl boss" roasties unless you go to some unknown rural town, join a church, and snag a younger woman, and i mean young, you're fucked. the only solution is depriving them of your attention/resources, this includes taxes.
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