i like to make it a game to clock ftms in public. if they ever notice you eyeballing them as the realization sets in, it makes them look like they're gonna cry. there's a very specific progression of facial expressions i use to ruin their day: confusion, almost-realization, dismissal (of the almost realized thought), confusion again, then the first half of a "eureka!" moment (just the shocking relief at solving a problem, with none of the elation), one more long apprsising look, then rolling the eyes as you completely stop paying attention to them. they are all intimately familiar with that series of facial expressions and know it can only mean one thing.
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