> be god > create universe > make planet > make adam and eve > one rule > woman breaks it, man loves that eve pussy so much he has to break the rule too > god says fine, i'll fix it you retards > wipes out earth with flood, saves one righteous man. > humans 2.0 > humans decide to build tower, try to get to heaven on their own. > god calls abraham to make a new nation out of, disowns the rest for a while > abraham's descendants become the israelites > israelites are shittiest people on earth, constantly piss in god's ear try to tell him it'd raining.  > god still plans on fixing things, but these damn jews > has assyrians and babylonians wipe out jews > let's the remnant go back to jerusalem 70 years later > 400 or so years later, jesus shows up to find the jews are still shit heads > jews reject jesus, the christ, the son of god. > jews kill jesus, their own prophets, persecute the apostles, contrary to all men. > 70 a.d. romans destroy jewish temple, just like jesus said would happen > jew still don't get it, > 2,000 years later, christian nations have prospered, the jews still hated and basically shitting everything up.
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