dear indians of /pol/, since so many of you moved to western countries like mine i think its only fair that you provide me advice on how me and other westerners can move to your country. from what i understand the vast majority of indians are poor, for a thousand usd a month i could hire several indian servants and live like a king in your country. i am by no means a rich man but even the poorest americans make more than your middle class. no wonder why so many of your people get student visas just to work at a tim hortons.  by no means do i intend to conform to your culture, i will continue to eat beef, i will live in a gated community, i will not assimilate. tell me your secrets indians of /pol/, and in return i will tell you what we use the sea shells in our bathrooms for.
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