i have a fantasy of being the alien abductor and scanning alien women to see which ones want to be abducted as a sexual thrill, and see ones would hate it more than anything, like terrified xenophobes. then i want to "probe" them at the same time and make one experiance a pure nightmare and the other a pure fantasy come true. i would run them though various animals i brought with me, as who cares about her planets boring shit, and then return them, each to their opposite ends of the world. if thats first contact, all the better.
United States