> be deeply unpopular vp > enter the race > skyrocket in the polls out of nowhere > have most astroturfed campaign of the past century > don't even have criticisms of your opponent other than he's icky  > keep trying to milk shit that nobody cares about like j6 or russian interference > have weird gay vp > unironically use terms like "cat lady" as rallying cries  > be surprised you're cratering
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