i was at a hipster coffee shop in the very liberal part of philadelphia, pa and the barista with gauges in her nostrils, free palestine buttons on her apron and lady gaga lyrics tattooed down her forearms said "i used to be onboard with the kamala is brat movement but now that i truly realize what's at stake, i can't vote with the side who wants to let unchecked foreign migration have a barbeque with my precious captain whiskers. our country needs trump vance 2024". my jaw hit the floor as the rest of the hipsters on staff burst out in a spontaneous fight! fight! fight! chant as the guy in the corner writing poetry on his macpad with his suspenders and beanie hat and waxed mustache raised his fair trade oatmilk flat white and yelped out amen! she's toast
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