here's the kicker though. conservatives are not self made. they are opportunistic. their profit is made using other people. so by working with other people and netting profits they can jailbreak the moral system.  basically conservatives are breeders who's whole economic model depends on a new human being born who will work for the bags for the profit of those who come before them. so if conservatives helped people break this system their own profits would diminish and their entire lifestyle would disappear..
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