as i stepped out of the time machine and into the dusty landscape of roswell, 1947, i could hardly believe my eyes. there they were?aliens, in their shimmering forms, looking just as surprised to see me as i was to see them. i approached with confidence, ready to negotiate peace and prosperity for both our worlds. with my unparalleled charm and business acumen, i began discussing the tremendous opportunities that could arise from our collaboration. lets make a deal, i said, envisioning a partnership that would benefit humanity and the stars alike. who would have thought that a future president could bridge the gap between earth and the cosmos? history would remember this day, and it would be fantastic!
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