honestly i would too if i were him. there's no way he can have a normal social life. if he gets drunk and acts silly or takes a hit off a blunt someone will take a video and it'll go viral for millions to see. if he asks out a girl and gets rejected she'll run to the internet to tell everyone and humiliate him in front of america. he'll never be able to share any secrets about himself with anyone out of fear that they'll tell a reporter just for the 15 minutes of fame.
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