here's the best way, enlist in 2015 in a cushy pog job, do your 4 years not doing shit but getting paid to nap in the supply closet, hit your 4 years so you get benefits, reenlist, starting the first day of your reenlistment do all the fucking cocaine and partying your heart could possibly desire. get general discharge under honorable conditions, get full bennies, use gi bill to go to college, have great life knowing on your dd-214 you are now classified as ineligible for any military service. ps failed military drug tests don't show up on police checks;)
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