fuck off we're full.   yeah everything west of iowa (yes, there's a town in louisiana called iowa, except it's pronounced eye-oh way for some fucking reason, don't bother going there it's a bumfuck nowhere shithole) is basically houston 2.0 thanks to all the mexicans moving here. send fucking help.   yeah there's some super backwater swamp people around crowley that still speak real cajun, everywhere else just larps for the tourismbux   we're used to hurricanes every 4 years, so snow is fucking nothing. everyone stocks a weeks worth of food and water because we know you're ngmi otherwise.   already signed constitutional carry into law, no thanks to governor edwards, and 5 acres of swampland is already cheap as shit because you can't build on mud and flood insurance is through the roof   yeah /lpbg/ is basically half the state. if it's not feral niggers it's spics or metheads   new a hapa kid in high school. sadly his sister was fat as fuck. corn syrup does some shit to even asians it sems.
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