so i wasn't that good looking. god's solution to help me was to make me the chillest guy ever. how? he's been electrically shocking my head every few seconds while i roll around on the floor screaming in agony. he pokes out my eyes and rapes my body and mind. before god i was having sex somehow with cute girls. but now thanks to his efforts, i don't ever have sex, and have become way chiller. thanks god!
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