btw i've totally never ever done cocaine or meth before, everything i'm saying is a lie to impress my epic gamer 4chan friends. i'm just a good christian boy and everything i say is satire.   fucking jews, i swear to god. you'd be surprised how many are in seattle. and they are all fucking short ugly guys married to blonde germanic women. you should see their daughters, big jew nose with blonde hair. it's a crazy sight. big nose means they'll steal more of your coke.   dude only retards fall for that shit. it's just a trap to get your shit stolen. you don't want that rotten mutt pussy. i mean 16 is legal here, it's not that hard to get clean pussy. i had a girlfriend who was a college art hoe and i we had an agreement that i could fuck whenever i wanted if i paid her half rent. well one day she was acting like a bitch and didn't want to have sex, so i just didn't pay her rent and she had to get into credit debt. eventually she left the city cause her parents had to pay off the debt lol. btw fake story i would never ever extort a woman for sex and then punish her when she acts like a crazy bitch. i'm honestly a really nice guy. actually my eyes were closed while i typed this and my cat stepped on my keyboard actually i wasn't even in the same room.
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