anon, im an old man and i have many 'accomplishments.' on paper i am worth millions of dollars. i would be happier if i had married and stuck with that fat girl i knocked up in high school and stayed in a small town and lived at campground with a family. i wish i had realized earlier that 'bright lights big city' was just code for 'everyone is an alcoholic'  i literally live in a 40,000 square foot house, and i never leave this one room...
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