i hate anglo christmas > buy shitty plastic tree > buy shitty plastic bullshit for the fake tree > buy crappy plastic toys of whatever is popular, like bluey > eat shitty plastic wrapped shitty food > everyone drinks light beer meanwhile hungaryan christmas > cut down real tree and stick it on a spike > decorate tree with edible things only, like lollies and gingerbread > baby jesus gives you important things like tools and clothes as presents > eat real food that has been sitting over the fire for hours, cooked with love > people drink flavourful beer and wine it really is no surprise that anglo christmas is a dreaded occasion.
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