silver necklace or the silver lining way back in the day, i used to work as a dishwasher at a common (for then) chain resturaunt. there was a server there.... name redacted.... i sort of fell in love with her. she came back into the breakroom crying, so i tried to cheer her up.... it worked, she ended up smiling and laughing. i was absolutely smitten. i started acting as gentlemanly as i could, compliments, helping her, etc.... i asked her out once, or at least tried to, but she turned around without a word and walked away. it didn't feel good. around christmas time, i bought her a silver necklace i "assembled" from a silver chain and a common icon type deal (also silver) that she expressed interest in. she came into the dishpit and gave me a hug, i didn't even turn around to reciprovate the hug, i just felt a mixture of joy and sadness. eventually she left the store, and eventually i did a well when mr sampsonite gorilla became the manager (literally sampsonite gorilla. the same fucking guy.) cut to, years later, i was invited out by my friends to a local pub, we all sat in the booth, drinking, but directly across from me was a woman.... and i knew instantly it was her, but she said her name was literally the same as my aunt. (she didn't mention my aunt, she just said the same name) we talked for a bit, and she said that she heard of a new band (she was literally talking to me, and no one else) she said the bands name was "i want to have sex with you" sensing a trap, i said "oh, i've never heard of them" she repeated the phrase: again, i repeated the responce. we never got together. i'm 99% sure i dodged a bullet.   ---------- elon musk was literally my manager at fatz. mr sampsonite gorilla fired me from my first job at [redacted mall] pizza as well as the [redacted]stein property management group.   -bjrxmgi
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