denmark pays a third of greenlands bills, but yeah, im sure theyd love to trade that for the sweet deal of becoming americas newest exploited colony. freedom? you mean fracking their land, replacing their culture with applebees, and slapping a starbucks on every iceberg? sure buddy. you couldnt even handle your own natives, but now youre the saviors of the inuit? right. theyd go from being a danish welfare state to an american wasteland faster than you can say miga. all it means is theyd be free to mortgage their homes to banks before losing them to debt collectors. the inuit dont need "freedom" in the form of american capitalism. they need self-determination, not to become the next native american reservation with a taco bell. greenland deserves better than being your next playground for resource extraction. stay mad, kiddo.
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