> ukraine: *bombs russian civilians in the donbas and surrounding regions* > russia: "please stop doing that" > ukraine: *bombs russian civilians in the donbas and surrounding regions* > russia: " hey, please stop doing that, those are our civilians you are bombing" > ukraine: *bombs russian civilians in the donbas and surrounding regions* > russia: "we said stop it! don't make us come over there!" > ukraine: *bombs russian civilians in the donbas and surrounding regions* > russia: "alright, here we come" *invades* > ukraine: "help! help! russia is invading us for no reason whatsoever! we need hundreds of billions of dollars and advanced military equipment! help!" fuck ukraine. all shillniggers are faggots.
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