no, more likely you'll get drunk, go out on the front lawn of your parent's house, argue with your brother, then drunkenly fire off several shots into the air, after which you'll spend your first month in jail. then you'll get drunk and go watch a video of a judge being a total cunt and leave a comment asking for her address and saying she should be killed, so then the cops show up and you say you were drunk and the cops roll their eyes and leave. that was my best man. no joke.
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