bro, imagine thinking europe wasnt doing anything for 2000 years. while your timelines stuck on egypt built triangles, europe was speedrunning empires, philosophy, and the literal concept of science. like, yeah, the pyramids are cool and all, but lets talk about ancient greece inventing democracy and math while people in egypt were still worshipping cats. then rome shows up and decides to conquer half the known world, build roads that are still being used today, and invent aqueducts so they dont have to drink ditch water. sure, the middle ages were a bit of a downtime patch, but even then, europe was dropping bangers like gothic cathedrals and figuring out how to make windmills. fast forward to the renaissance, and suddenly theyre painting masterpieces, inventing the printing press, and sailing across the entire planet just to prove they could. meanwhile, pyramids are still just sitting there, being big. cool triangles, bro, but europe lapped you like five times over.
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