attention: if you are a floridanigger and you own a house make sure you are prepared to talk to an adjuster. majority of insurance policies do not cover flooding.  if your house gets water damage do not say the f-word (flooding) do not say the water came through your front door, back door or anywhere on the 1st floor make sure you tell them all the water came in from the roof and go the extra mile to climb up onto your roof with a claw hammer to make a couple of holes.  if you say water came in through the front door you will get nothing and be fucked over.
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