this guy gets it. my wife would love to sit around and be mrs. trade but she like most other middle class women got sold on the idea of college and "independence" aka debt servitude to the government for your education and getting lorded over by shitty bosses instead of your husband. she took out a dickload of student loans (200k+) to become an attorney and graduated into the 2008 crisis. all her friends are in the same boat: big surprise, they fucking hate being lawyers and new york city corporate life is a toxic shithole full of jerks. wow! who knew? suddenly sitting at home playing kitchen with your adoring kids seems so much nicer but it's too late because i can't support the household and pay off her astronomical 8% debt even though i'm making 400k myself. so i get to watch her dry up and commit gradual suicide in a pressure cooker office so she has the "liberty" of walking away from her tyrannical husband whenever she gets tired of me fucking 19 y/os to get my rocks off. we forced ourselves to have a kid in our mid 30s who thankfully seems not to be an autist/downie but the shit is hard as fuck and we never even see the bastard because we're off working for literally mr. bergstein esq from 8 to 6 with a 2 hour commute on either side. living the dream! i should make a day in the life reel of me not sleeping for days and working through pneumonia just to get home and microwave chicken nuggets for my baby while chain-smoking and trying not to stick my dick in the 20 year old au pair.
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