> emperor lincoln raises troops to crush his native state for the crime of wanting sovereignty > offers him command of the horde if only he would fall to his knees and worship the beast > decides he'd rather die on his feet than live on his knees > flees dc before lincoln can have him arrested without charges like 40,000 other politcal prisoners > lead shoeless rednecks to victory after victory against the forces of evil and oppression > north has to resort to state terrorism and human wave attacks to defeat him > only surrendered after all hope was lost to spare his men > lincoon is struck down soon after by a vengeful hero > retires in anonymity after yankees stole his home and assets > southerners resist the federal empire and their carpetbaggers and niggers for 100 years in his name > his memory inspires resistance to globohomo to this very day has there ever been a more noble hero produced by the white race?
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