i think you're underestimating how fucking retarded people are and how common it is for people to self-incriminate on the stupidest shit and then take a plea deal to avoid jailtime. even with all the glowniggers on /pol/, i'd put the odds at 50:50 before noting the structure of the post and the details, which tips it over into "real life story" for me. again, if you want to moralize people, teach them how to exercise their rights. don't just whine about glowniggers.
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