yo, its gobby bitchtits, loud on the net, keyboard warrior with no respect. chatting on britpol, always in the mix, but the takes? trash, just looking for clicks. gobby wakes up with a bag of stale crisps, spitting bad takes, just clenching his fists. pint in one hand, phone in the other, arguing with strangers, even his dead mother. think hes churchill, more like a clown, debating all night, cant put the phone down. caps lock fury, shouting on threads, but irl? silent, just shaking his head. yo, its gobby bitchtits, loud on the net, keyboard warrior with no respect. chatting on britpol, always in the mix, but the takes? trash, just looking for clicks. calls himself alpha, but the vibes offbeat, cant pay the wi-fi, so hes shouting on the street. dms the mods, this forums unfair! gets ratioed daily, but he dont care. yo gobby, heres the truth, sit back and learn, clout dont pay rent, and respect is earned. the loudest in the room aint always right, so maybe log off and touch grass tonight.
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