horrible fucking day. abducted by 4 blokes in masks, bundled into a van, taken to a feild in derbyshire and told to stay still or i'll be killed. loud thrumming noise, im pulled upright into the air, fucking aliens! no probing but they said they are returning me to my home planet, wtf? warp through hyperspace whateverthefuck, land on my earth outside my flat, ayys zip off into the sky. > at least i'm back on my planet where every bloke has a 10" dick > mfw when im on the wrong planet > cup of tea, then im out shagging the birds.
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