yea.....  > be me > buy new house > first detector starts beeping within a week.  > remove battery.  > second detector beeps within a month.  > have to actually remove this one from the ceiling and cap the wires.  > why the fuck would you beep for a battery when you are hard wired in?  > whatever government bullshit.  > third one goes off two years into home ownership.  > shoot it.  > patch hole in roof > last one still hasnt started beeping out of fear.  > buy fire extiguisher > thats the extent of my home insurance > a fire extinguisher that only i can reach cause its on top of the fridge int he back.  > its kinda my backup plan for marrige insurance also.
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