> make an llc > buy 5 kubota ride-able lawn-mowers for about 25k > get a cheap pick-up truck and cage utility trailer for probably other 25k > get landscaping jobs from boomers, government offices, business parks charging $200-$300 per acre > pay 5 home-depot lot lizards to ride them for you like $50-100 cash per day to work for you > failing that (impossible) go to your local high-school and offer paid internships to some white and beaner kids > drive around mexi-bros to and from their jobs, in a staggered fashion > bribe them to stay working for you with complementary cervesa at days end > eventually one of them will rise up and want to buy-in > at that point pay him more, possibly a salary and make him the ferryman that you were > ??? > profit
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