> be chinese > wake up at 3am > breakfast: 5 packs of cigarettes and powdered elephant tusk for strong penis > get into car and drive off > see elderly woman with her grandson on sidewalk > veer onto sidewalk to run them over > check rearview mirror > kids still twitching > hit reverse and finish the job > get on highway > sit in 3 day traffic jam surviving on cigarettes and roadkill soup > arrive at shoe factory in time for my 18 hour shift > spend all day praising glorious leader xi for wonderful life
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