> as soon as you pay that $999 you lose it forever. walk into home-depot buy a lawnmower for $149 throw it in your trunk, stop at a gas station put $1 worth of gas in the mower. drive around looking for overgrown lawns. knock on the door... "hey sorry to interrupt your fat as playing call of duty, i see your grass is overgrown, i can cut it for $40 and you can go back to your video game."  5 minutes later you're on to the next house.  buy a gas can now that you have made a return on your investment.
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