semites are a parasitic subspecies that evolved in the middle east because their natural habitat doesn't support agriculture. anyone that tried to make a living by farming or hunting died out. the only ones who survived did so by trading and ripping off strangers. their kinky hair and big noses are adaptations to the hot dusty air much like camels.  their smiles are unnatural because they are only a vestigial remnant, since friendship doesn't exist in their society.  their pedophilia is a side effect of thousands of years of arranged marriage, because they no longer get a reproductive benefit from beauty, only youth.
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