hey art, great to talk to you and really appreciate you taking my call. listen, i have a bit of a problem and i'm not sure how to kinda...well see i don't believe in aliens or ghosts or anything like that. in fact, i don't think about them much at all. and, you know, i'm not really a conspiracy theorist or anything on much of anything except one. and it's really starting to bother me and it's affecting my work, my relationships, and i think my mental sanity, you know? see, i can't help but have this sneaking suspicion that the whole fossil fuel thing is a lie. like, it doesn't make sense whatsoever. there's too much! like, i just don't think oil is rare at all. in fact, the more i think about it, the more i think the earth is like an oil making machine and it's made from the core or whatever and then it like bubbles up to the surface and stuff. like it's the blood of the earth or something. i don't know, i'm not a scientist or anything but like also when i think of plate tectonics and giant continental shifts and stuff, that type of thing would require lubrication and all that, you know? so of course it's oil. plus like, just the sheer amount of benefits oil has given us and how good pure petroleum is for humans, like, it just has to be a more natural process and be good for humans than we give it credit for. i don't know. i'll hang up and listen. thanks, art! love you, man!
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