this. act like a wholesome chungus wifeguy who just "loves his wife" and her cute quirkly banal one liners and this will be the road you go down. i speak from experience like millions of other guys.  if you are married you need to run your wife's life. to a degree that is, honestly, illegal in the modern west. because underneath that cute, wholesome veneer of the wifejak lies a woman who has the power to do any of this at any moment and there is basically nothing you can do about it.
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