a man isn't supposed to worry about a bit of crust on his ass, all the apex predators have hairy, dirty assholes, it's quite normal. it's a very femininized thing to worry about such things, all our forefathers had dirty bums when they did their best work and bravest deeds. imagine being a skinny little oriental pouring water on your asshole when your shitter door is kicked in by an angry anglo.
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