14 fucking days, you pathetic, cooming, wage-slave rejects. two weeks before chad christ comes back to stomp this clown world into the dirt. the euphrates is dry, the heifers are ready to die, and the antichrist is probably laughing his ass off while you losers debate gender pronouns. 336 hours before the trumpets hit like an orbital strike, the sky splits open, and fire showers down harder than your dads belt. locusts with human faces? theyre coming to chew your worthless asses into mulch while you cry over your anime figurines. 1,209,600 seconds before sinners get deep-fried and served up as hells hottest snack. keep coping, keep jacking it, and keep telling yourself this is all a memeyoure about to be gods next killstreak highlight.
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