> push button on remote control  > 12 foot tall garage door opens > 2026 ford f9000 6 wheel drive triple dually with coomins 15 liter quad-turbo king dick edition with 3 foot bed.  > capable of towing 53' semi trailers and climbing mt. everest > hoyer lift my 400lb. body into the italian leather, heated/cooled lazy boy seat with optional ball cleaner/massager  > engage lockers on all 6 axles  > turn on tow/haul mode, apocalypse mode, and grand canyon drive mode  > drive to wall mart and buy more toilet paper > throw it in the back seat because it won't fit in the bed and it has a cover bolted over it since new > drive like an asshole all the way home not my problem
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