> cats are one of the cleanest house pets lmao > shits all over it's ass fur > licks it's own ass and then licks the rest of its body > now covered in cat shit and spit > rolls all over your furniture and bed and counters > eats off your plate  > cat people regularly run their faces on the cat (toxo response) > flings shit particles and litter all over the house, constantly walking on it > literally evolved to vomit up hair everywhere which you have to clean up
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