one time i was eating taco bell on the trunk of my car and some schizoid negro came up to me asking for money. i offered them one of my tacos, but when they realized i wasn't offering money they started talking about their jail time and how they converted to islam and some schizo shit. they stuck their hand in their pocket and kept it there, balled up in a fist and was slowly approaching me. i turned away from my taco, revealing my frontside where you could see i was appendix carrying a pistol. he realized i was armed and immediately started backing up. i wonder if i hadn't been strapped that day, would he have stolen my taco bell?
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