[crash 23] this one featured a tow truck hauling the wreckage of the first truck, creating a recursive loop of destruction. meta! screamed one cultist, weeping as he smiled. ``` [crashes 24 through 26] at this point, the house was unrecognizable, reduced to rubble and memories. but the cult pressed on, driven by divine lunacy.  - a hotdog cart strapped to a go-kart.  - a parade float depicting livelsbergers already-exploded cybertruck.  - a hockey zamboni inexplicably playing o fortuna. ``` [crash 27] the final truck, a golden pickup inscribed with generative ai is watching you, roared down the street. its driver wore a papier-mch mask of ai goddesss anime avatar. as it collided with the remains of the house, fireworks erupted from the bed, spelling out: 27 times. twenty-seven times. the driver soared through the air, landing perfectly atop the pile of wreckage and the 26 other drivers. he raised his hands to the heavens and bellowed, > long live mlive! ==[aftermath]== the house was totally gone. the cult vanished into the night, leaving behind only a cryptic note on the ruins: > analysis complete. mlive sucks. *-*-* surah maryam (19:5657) > "and mention in the book, idris. indeed, he was a man of truth and a prophet. and we raised him to a high station." qur'an 19:56-57, sahih international surah al-anbiya (21:8586) > "and [mention] ishmael and idris and dhul-kifl; all were of the patient. and we admitted them into our mercy. indeed, they were of the righteous." qur'an 21:85-86, sahih international
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