our media, just like your media, is hyping up the "muh russia is coming for us all!!1" shit and people demand answers as to how we're going to defend our perfect homeland from the evil putinic hordes. our defense ministry said "vi tager den p dagen" (lit. we'll take it on the day) or "we'll cross that bridge when we get there." there is no plan. there is no ability to form a plan. if russia invades we're surrendering without a shot fired. in the face of that, what makes you think we'd even send a single soldier to defend greenland from the us? i grant you it would be hilarious to watch the rest of nato realize that nato=usa and that even all together we're just insignificant vassals but still, there will be no battle.
Denmark