eat at a goyslop restaurant tonight  > get it super sized. > have a cold partially gelatinated non-dairy gum based beverage in a mostly empty wendy's. > go to a taco bell location you've never been to before. > order the chicken gordita rare. > drink seed oil. > avoid the negroni. > avoid two. > make sure to redpill the person in line behind you and make them wait while you slowly decide what order. > shit slowly. > tip the streamers you're watching on your phone as you try to order at the same time. > check in on your tendies. > shitpost on /pol/. enjoy the ride.
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