your god is an ultra nosy interfering jew who put a tree front and central to two people he made in his own image and was then surprised that they checked it out. your god is low iq.  his first covenant with kikes involved him not murdering them in exchange for them chewing off their babies dick skins at 8 days old for his pleasure. your god is a child sex fiend.  his second covenant involved him sending himself down with a star so that people knew to bring him the gold and perfume he'd need as the creator of the universe. he then made sure he was killed according to the plan by some swarthy italian faggot, so he could seal your everlasting praise. this he accomplished by pretending that sleeping in a cave on standby mode for 72 hours out of infinity and then waking up again and going home to endless paradise is some sort of huge sacrifice for an eternal being to make and one that you should be grateful for to the point of looking forward to washing his feet for eternity. with all the beaming christian negros of the third world who were also raped in to jewish mythology. your god doesn't think much about you if he's eternal and the best he can manage is a 3 day nap for the sins of all humanity.
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