most obese "human" i had ever seen has its birthday tooday  some 50 year old woman at work, 170kg/380lbs. which means food because of it will be. all obese and fat office hags will waddle to the feeding station and elbow their way towards cakes and cheap meat, dribbling in pig fat.  and i will yet again, eat my 2 bananas and a fistful of indian nuts, condescendingly narrating the event internally with david attenborough voice.
Croatia