satanism is actually jewish. you see, observant jews are require to pray to satan, in the talmud. the excuse is, satan is holding shut the gates of heaven and the 'real' prayers can't get through until he lets go of the crank holding the gate shut, to grab the prayers to him out of the air! yeah it's retarded, but there's a catch. jews find this distasteful so it's permitted to recruit a goy to do it for them. this explains how satanic cults only form in the presence of jews, and it explains the star of remphan. you're an ignorant little kike ain't ya? stick around i can teach you all kinds of real things. more real than pagan larping for sure!
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