> did you guys hear what /pol/ said? > /pol/ says... > latest analysis from /pol/ indicates... > i found this on /pol/, it looks like... > donald trump wants to ban /pol/! all phrases you are never going to hear or see anywhere online that actually matters, unless some algorithm somewhere sees /pol/ in your browser history. it's not 2016 anymore, it was young alt-righters watching tiktok content that got trump into the white house last year, and they think war is based, because that's what china wants them to think and they've never been tricked by a politician before. nobody wants you guys to agree with them, anyway, because you all make a point out of being as odious to normies as you possibly can.  you sound like an obese purple-haired feminist who is convinced that every shadow harbors her future rapist. when someone points out that you're too gross to be attractive to anyone, you'll either flip the fuck out or start talking in circles (quoting statistic and headlines the whole time) until they realize it's a waste of time to take you seriously.  actually, here's a fun idea: i want you to imagine that the feds have won and now everyone on /pol/ has decided that they want ww3. what happens next? you'd just start circulating memes within your own incestuous community, with no effect on the wider discourse at all. hardly something to fear.
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