man, they should have kept portal going. i'd love to rag on some clown who says "intercept" instead of "block." do you play commander? i have a deck i'm working on, called ashnod's onlyfans. the commander is ashnod, flesh mechanist. it's loaded with equipment and enchantments to pump her up and make her hard to kill, plus a bunch of zombies as sacrifice fodder to ramp the mana and fuel the equipment. the idea is to play her on turn 1, attack with her every turn no matter what, bring her back asap and re-equip her whenever she gets killed. if i can find the right cards, i might be able to use her deathtouch and ping any blockers before my attack phase so she can get her damage through no matter what. i played it last week in a 4-way brawl and managed to dish out 17 commander damage before the guy i was hitting could kill her enough times that i couldn't bring her back. he was playing something that costed hundreds of dollars to build and i slapped my deck together with mostly commons and uncommons i had lying around. anyway, it's a great way to irritate your friends if you can build it better than i did.
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