there was an obese former nail polish remover huffer at work who drooled constantly and would stumble all over the place since his central nervous system was fucked. once just for fun i bought him a $2.50 tub of duncan hines chocolate icing for christmas. he went into mega sloppy slurping drool mode and got a spoon out of the company kitchen and ate the entire tub of icing to the horrified disgust of his fellow workers. i laughed.
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