> well i'll let you find out how that turns out. not only did he survive, but he's getting memed on in a way that isn't explicitly making fun of him and all he had to do is mace an old jew and push her down the stairs. the only way this could possibly be considered a loss is if he went to prison, which you don't usually do for assault where nobody actually got hurt. he'd do a couple months in jail at the most. this whole saga will probably be the best thing to ever happen to him.
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