*racks shitgun* listen up you eurocucks. you bitches have to do what we say or we'll pull out of ukraine and nato. you'd be russia if the us didn't save your asses in ww2. the iron curtain ended where it did because the us held the ussr at bay. why the fuck do you think the commies held that territory long after the war was over? taking over countries the nazis never even touched? they didn't go to war with the nazis, they went to war with europe and ended up seizing half of it only to be stopped by us, and held back by us for decades to come. your welcome, you thankless cucks. we will take the island, we will take our hat (canada), we will take our pants (mexico), and everything down to our canal (america's dickhole). you will fuck off or we'll leave you to your own inevitable demise.
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