i can see this report coming in future. youtube: interview with russian soldier (english translation). russian : "blyat! we have had no food. we have been eating cardboard. all our food given to those slant eyed bastards. right ivan?" ivan : "blyat damn its right. i was about to eat my buckwheat and comissar took it from me and gave it to that slant eyed nigga! *points to fat north korean soldier eating*"  reporter : "some of these soldiers have not eaten in days".
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