no, you twat. you take a breadknife and cut it as you need. that retard's slices will be stale within a day. especially that bread. it dries out while you are looking at it. i seem to remember there were proposed laws in the 50s to ban sliced bread because it was considered prone to waste. obviously your american bread can't go stale because of the chemicals, but real bread is just flour, yeast, salt, and water.
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