which character are you this time? one day you're a helpless refugee who dindu nuffins and only wants to sip ungodly amounts of coffee. next day you're a turbo-patriot but also involved with subversive ngos that fuck up finland's demographics by importing beigers. one day you're disabled and undraftable, even by the afu's wartime "anything goes" standards. the other day you're a seasoned combat veteran who's been deployed overseas on several occasions and is ready to personally deliver tzd at a moment's notice. you've apparently also served in multiple different branches/units. one day you're poor and looking for work. the other you're a bigshot hustler who owns real estate in espoo, a stereotypical upper-middle class area. one day you're loud and proud about your heritage, the other you're concerned about fitting in and "becoming finnish". on some days you even claim to be a full-blooded finn with no ukrainian ancestry whatsoever. you flip-flop between saying that you left your parents behind and claiming that they're also living the good life in finland, albeit in a different municipality. you spend most of your day samefagging from multiple devices at a time and switching between different personas to create the illusion of several unique posters. i could go on and on... but at least the coffee obsession is consistent between all of your made-up personalities. tell me, is getting (you)s from random guys on an anonymous nepalese shadow puppet discussion board really worth all that effort?
Kekistani