potus trump: > i just had a phone call with the economy. jobs poured out of the phone. great jobs. tall jobs. steve jobs. all at kinko's. the crowd cheers. it is full of real americans (man with hard hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive). potus trump (cont'd): > the united states is doing so good. other countries are on fire. all the people on fire. hot fire too. not us. our flag is so beautiful. president trump salutes a flag that reads:  > arby's food is fine to eat. the crowd howls. they love this flag of america. potus trump (cont'd): > i signed a bill. no more swamp. swamp gone. swamp is in mexico now. it's on fire. great deal for us. the crowd chants:  > four more swamps! four more swamps! potus trump (cont'd): > foreign powers cheat us! canada steals our milk. china steals our milk. we only had one glass of milk left! obama drank it. not fair. the crowd boos. they wanted that milk. potus trump (cont'd): > but like president ronald rogaine, i will bring back the milk! the crowd roars. they still want that milk. > a wall of milk. no criminals get through. democrats want criminals to have the milk. no way. milk come from coal. we'll dig it up. all of the words are mispronounced.  the crowd cheers. they hate pronunciations. they love milk. they start digging.
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