something crazy happened yesterday  i was coming out of a mcdonald's and there it was, a demon, at least five feet tall, with this thick long gray tail. it was standing by the door and in front of it was someone who looked like a priest. not in robes or anything but you could tell by his lustful eyes. anyway the demon froze like it was cornered and then tried to slip out, but i slammed the door on its tail just as it turned to leave. it started making noises and that priest guy just stood there calm as fuck making the sign of the cross over it three times. and then the thing dropped dead on the spot like a squashed spider. what does this mean?
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