nope. i speak a human language called "english." i know you've heard of it. you mimic the noises when you try to talk to people. you're not very good at it, none of you apes are. but it used to be adorable when you tried. then you guys started bullying old people for amazon gift cards and now its more adorable to see you get hit by trains kek. hey, have you guys ever heard of a poo going missing? they dont get reported because their families either dont care or fear reprisals for whatever their family member did to get "disappeared"
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