if you want the real answer he should have just faced the consequences for public masturbation and gone on his way. if hes so retarded he would immediately suicide (he never considered this would backfire) then maybe he deserved it lmao. its not ideal, but you can survive a first time offence like this. the same woman probably has of, and a 10k minimum following on asstagram so i doubt shes genuinely concerned, its more just hahaha look at this fucking loser and as far as that goes yeah its funny asf to make fun of.
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