shit jobs are underrated. you could be mr. shit-hiree working for mr. shitslinger and one day he decides he's going to invite you to christmas dinner... bear with me and imagine your boss's wife seeing you sat down across from his unconventionally beautiful daughter as he's sharpening his alabaster-handled carving knife and his wife is bringing out a potful of stuffing to the table. her nephews and nieces are up to no good as usual, but perfectly amusing as they ask you dumb questions. merry christmas. pour me a quintuple, lol!
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