arey bhai, namaste! *head wobble like champion* hello, i am raju pappu sharmaking of street poop and cow dung magic!  toilet? hahaha! no need, yaar! whole street is my toilet! open air, open skyfreedom only! every day i go for poop adventure. best spot? behind chaiwala stallchai smell make poop better! sometimes cow watch me, i say, hello madam cow, thank you for your dung blessings! cow dung? oh ho ho! it not just waste, it is life! rub on hand, rub on faceskin glow like bollywood star! who need soap when you have dung? people say smell bad, i say smell like success! toilet have too much ruleflush this, close that. on street? no rule! poop anywhere! one time aunty see me squatting and shout, raju what you doing? i say, aunty i am living my best life! one time pigeon sit on my head while pooping. i think, wow, nature love me! another time dog steal my chapal while squatting. life is full of surprise when you poop on street! one day i make street pooping academy. teach people how to squat perfect and find best spot. also cow dung therapy classextra fee for premium dung! so remember, my fraaaand: life too short for boring toilet. poop in street, live with joy! jai hind! winks with big smile and runs off to find next pooping spot!
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