hahahahaha i'm just not going to be the man in this relationship! hahahaha! you may want direction, safety, comfort, confidence! hahahahaha. but you provide me with none of those things you stinky whore, i can't even relax or let my hair down near you. so therefore i shall provide you none of this. to rub salt in the wound i don't care if you divorce me, abuse me, or otherwise try to steal my soul using your government demon husband! hohohohohoho! i have simply transcended this false mortal world bitch! you can grant me nothing but materiel baggage slut. nothing but bureaucratic obligation and suffering. i would be better served marrying a 2004 printer or a motor-vehicle than you. you can't even be a good hole to fuck. i want nothing to do with you and rather entertain your screeching and hemming and hawing because i think it's funny what a stupid little strumpet you want to be.  pathetic, i'll see you in court.
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