you know what else is on high alert? my butthole. ive been eating spicy foods all day and ill tell ya. i can feel a tidal wave of acid burning poo gurgling against my inner butthole. in what could be moments ill be racing to that icy cold toilet seat, furiously pumping out round after round of eruptive pulses of fiery hot diarrhea into the unsuspecting water below. pray it is enough to quench the thirsts of the porcelain god.
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