fellow magapedes... i- i don't understand... i was under the assumption that he actually worked there.  i thought he walked in to a random mcdonalds, handed his w-2, and then worked for 15 minutes on the spot, the way anyone else would but apparently... this isn't how it went down?!? word on the street is, they closed the store and vetted people for his 15 minutes, protection reasons or something, but like, i just don't understand? why doesn't he actually work there? is mcdonalds not gonna be in his employment record? this is so fucked... how could he lie like this? to us?  the american people?  n-nah... i think... i think kamala has to win this...  fuck.  guys, i feel so betrayed.
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