jf once knocked up an 18 year old potato who courts ruled was legally a child because she was so retarded. he dated (married?) this obvious retard dubbed mama jf (infamous for riding a bike naked through the streets) who could barely speak and would interrupt his streams to babble incoherently at jfs audience until jf swatted her away. one day, she goes missing. according to jf, she wanted to be dropped off in the middle of the woods, so jf, being the respecter of womens' rights that he is, obliged, and immediately went home and remodeled his house. she has not been seen for over a year and jf is still the only person of interest. cops frequently wait outside his house watching him. he was recently swarmed by cops in quebec to check about mama jf.
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