gah, i'm bleeding out! > sir, i can help you, but please can you tell me your insurance provider and plan id? i've already lost a pint, i think he got my pancreas! > i understand your frustration, please read the back of your insurance card and we'll get you in the queue right away it's going dark, i'm losing consciousness. it's united health... i'm, i'm plan id 553 8472 > i'm checking, oh, unfortunately there's no emergency coverage for gunshot wounds on that plan > are you sure you were shot? could it have been some debris from a passing truck perhaps? no, the guy... he shot me, i'm losing consciousness here, three pints. please. > you can purchase coverage for acts of violence, bullet wounds, and assassination attempts on the provider's website > unfortunately, due to the timing, it would count as a pre-exisitng condition and would not be covered > i can still book you an ambulance, but it will have to be out of pocket yes, please god, send me an ambulance > right away sir, we'll bump you to the top of the queue as soon as the rotating coverage window reaches your particular location > ambulance service agresments are only available through american medical response and not through public ambulance > sir? > stay with me sir, we'll need to bill you for this call should you expire before the ambulance can be scheduled > sir?
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