> hitler was > gay > pedo > fucked his niece > fucked eva braun who had jewish roots > took 74 different drugs > took speed > took bull semen > took pig hormones > took female hormones > loved beer so much he downed literal kegs at a time > jung said he had female handwriting > jung said he was like talking to a nation > had brown eyes > had blue eyes > lost both testicles > had one testicle > had three testicles > had a small deformed penis > was a jew > was a crossdresser who fucked nazi officers in front of the jews in the camps > had african ancestry > was a spendtrift > was a miser > made 50 jewish men fight to the death but heroically they didn't fight > was impotent > was obsessed with health > was a vegan > was a crazed sex maniac > had syphilis because of a jewish prostitute > had a scat fetish > strangled 15 jewish babies with his own two hands all the while laughing like an unhinged maniac > loved cocacola and ice cream > he was cold and believed only in reson > stole the ferrari volkswagen from a jewish engineer > dodged 1.75 million pounds in taxes > was in prision too little time > was in prision too long and it made him write mein kampf > was a banker's plant since farber gave him money > signed a pact to start a war at versailles > steeped the nazis in kabbala > loved sausages and eggs > was abstemious and hated alcohol > he always put his elbows on the table while eating > he would drink soup from the bowl while it was 1/3 full > when he cut the cake for his guests he'd take the first piece > he would shoot the wastepaper basket from the other side of the room not bothering to pick up the ones that had missed > when they ordered pizza he would rush and elbow others to take the biggest slice
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