beauty school> college  why havent you taken the cosmetology school pill? > takes less then 1 year > be the only guy in a class filled with girls; guaranteed a few will like you > you may not make a ton of money at first but there will always be work and you can eventually start your own business > can learn to do the haircuts of your favorite anime characters > have to learn about actual racial anthropology in regards to hair > get to wear all black like mosley > theory is fascinating and practice can be relaxing > you can have a job where you actually help real people instead of sitting behind a desk for a bank literally on my third day of cos school i was just chilling on break playing vidya while some girl just randomly plays with my hair. and to think i could have paid tons more to be lectured on leftist crap at some college like my mother kept pushing me to. take the cosmetology school pill!
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