i'm italian-american and i have a fun idea...  2,000 years ago, my ancestors were citizens of the roman empire. therefore, it is my rite to gather all my italian-american brothers and sisters, return to our ancestral homeland, force the non-roman peoples living there out of their homes and off roman clay, put them all in a little box, then bomb the shit out of them till there's nothing left, then rename the whole place "rome", and then act like all of those other countries never existed. any criticism of our actions will be dismissed as anti-roman racism. and we can also guilt the germans into paying us reparations for what their evil barbarian ancestors did to us! who's with me?
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