1. trumpenstein becomes president 2. he pulls 2000 marines out of syria 3. instead of bringing them home he puts them in greenland with an amphibious landing 4. danes make a big chain fart kerfuffle in the eu parliament. 5. after many rhodomontades an ultimatum is penned officially and sent to trump in the white house. 6. trump wipes ass with ultimatum 7. nothing ever happens. greenland becomes a giant protectorate of the usa, like puerto rico.  8. new yorkers complain about the piggish behavior in central park by those fucking lecherous greenlanders.
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