fuck i am drunk, you are correct.    > the association of cattle and money is let me tell you a story of a roomie i had once, an old friend > be arron and i > like to hike creeks n woods in missouri > arron was a socially inept mutt loser who waged next to me in restaurants in our 20s > arron finds a stave fallen from a tree > we cure said stave and it sits in his room > one day i am moving out, and he says he will miss me before going to work > i take a magnifier glass and use the sun to burn the fehu into it > i cut my thumb and bless it, this is my first time experimenting personally with runes > he comes home, at first is shocked but then realizes i was trying to be good to him > within a month he meets a girl who works as teller at bank > she hooks up with him, buys him video games, and eventually is betrothed to this unworthy loser > turns out her father is a rancher in lawrence ks with a fuck ton of farm land and is loaded > the loser arron is married into a very, very wealthy family with me as best man > he now owns a nice home in the country, a collection of high end crystal wine glasses, and despite having no real academic skills and works at walmart, is now wealthier than anyone in his family from the trailer park cattle is money food and a full stocked pantry is wealth with cattle comes land, with land comes wealth just take a leap of faith you silly fedora tipper, it worked for my atheist bestie, it will likely work for you fucking amatuers
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