the adversary of america. the baron of beijing. the crusader of communism. the dictator of diseases. the emperor of economics. the forthbringer of five-year plans. the governor of globalization. the hate of hong kong. the inspector of imperialism. the judger of japan. the kryptonite of korea. the leader of liberation. the maintainer of maoism. the nationalist of nanjing. the officiator of oppressors. the provider of prosperity. the queller of queers. the re-educator of radicals. the sage of socialism. the terror of tibet. the traumatizer of taipei. the undertaker of uyghurs. the viceroy of vassals. the woe of the west. the xenophobe of xinjiang. the youth of years. the zenith of zhongguo. the indomitus rex the alpha of alphas the king of kings the lord of lords the justiciar of justice son of heaven xi the celestial friend of africa xi the generous censor of degeneracy xi the pure panhumanist xi the unifier down to earth xi the humble chairman xi the wise sailing on the seas xi the helmsman ruler of the middle kingdom xi the almighty xi jinchad chad jinping chad jinchad chad chadchad [enter chad jinping]
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