mexican dream  > be me > average yellow gurl > be born in vitenam to korean dad and vc mom > talk chinese home cause actually i'm about 80% chink > have to learn vc outside > move back to korea at 9 cause dad has to go back > have to learn gook in school but alright cause i've learnt some from dad when young > go through the shitty korean school system > barely graduate > want to flee korea but fuck going to vietnam or china > believe in the american dream > try to apply for us uni > can't pay the fucking anual fees (fuck you us) > apply for mexican uni right on the border of us (tijuana) > go there with the sole purpose of escaping asia > learn to speak taco in the years i am there > get married to a taco chad > get a mexican passport > feel great living here despite originally wanting to go to us > see how shit is going crazy in the us, especially with health insurance > see that mexico has no anual purge > see that mexico has free universal healthcare > get sick -> go hospital -> go home for free > people ask if i want to go back to asia and i say i don't want to work 16hrs a day for some oligarch > enjoy tacos > mfw i am living the mexican dream
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