the slav shitfest is two 1980s (at best) armies fighting, the shittier of which is able to even the odds by using dusty old american equipment that's been sitting in our garbage for thirty years. neither side will ever recover, mostly because they're both so bad at war, like everyone else who hasn't ever performed a 73 eastings. there is only one military on this planet. america will succumb to internal rot and civil war before meeting a single peer.
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