why do i get the impression assad is more happy and content with this arrangement than when he was running syria? he is essentially an elite neet now, he wants to tend memes, like a 30% vibe he might write a sci-fi fantasy novel and slipper around his 18 apartments in a robe sneaking polite vodka sips.  i mean what else can he do? something about baller status in moscow seems primordially evil, i just picture a hierarchy of evil night clubs and hard faced mafia lounges with dens of pale snake women who slither chaises and dissect your wealth and vitality with their promiscuous npcunt eyes. no idea what snowden does for fun either. assad can play polo or mentor a young aspiring ice skater orphan, but putin has him under kojima surveillance straight out of that zio french spy show the bureau.    > the assads have assads in the west that obviously bashar can't assads directly as-ads stands,  when a phonefag starts spitting bars by accident
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