niggers don't know how to report a bad number. this is how the confederate states lost. > the year is 1864 > calculation slave #421 give me the status of this here glorious war we have the small folk in arms about.  > yus massta weeve done ensorculed da union blue boys un deyve done loss da will da fight wez been marchin ta washinton yezzdaday massa! weez got a 78% chance o finnin the war dis yeer massa.  > i do declare! it is a good thing to be a southern gentleman jessi bell! those yank cowards can't stand up to a country boy!  > godspeed go run along to your negro friends now #421 you earned yourselves some moonshine!  our modern world is really not that much different.  > t. knower
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