> "stop right there bucko! who the fuck do you think you are? you little cunt?!" > "w-who me? s-sir?" > "you've posted a slide thread you slithery, slimy, sneaky bastard! you better delete your slide thread, or else!" > "z force!!!!" > "s-sir, but we are here to process for a-" > "here at z force we have a zero tolerance for slide thread posting and slide thread proganda." > "b-but muh indian threads and woman threa-" > [redacted] speaks > "slide thread party members have no place in our society, we must weed them out!!!!" > kids are looking at something glowing in a toy box > "woooooowwww coooool!!!!" > "whoa dude, radical! it even comes with a copy of the constitution!!!!" > kids argue over onions action figures > "whooooaaaaa it's brad pitt's evil twin, brad shitt!!!!" > "yeah but i want captain communism!!!" > "i want george washington!!!!" > "i want elon musk!!" > "holy shit they even have trump!!!" > "i'm picking lujan!!" > kids look confused > "you picked a girl, what a fag" > "neeeeeeeerrrrrd" > "oh yeah? watch this!!" > kids blows up shit with [redacted] > 80s style guitar riff > "z force!!!! the only action figure that will make you- (followed by distorted unintelligible noises)" > you hear just cheering at the end after the noise > "batteries and [redacted] not included. accessories sold separately. limited quantity available at participating retailers only. products are considered class [redacted] items in the following states - [redacted] as well as the following countries: kazakhstan, russia, and [redacted]." > "z force, no slide threads allowed!!!"
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