my aaron bushnell theory is pretty much a law now instead of a theory.  what is the aaron bushnell theory? well, whenever i saw that kid light himself on fire, i knew that he wasn't getting any pussy.  > free palestine!!! > free palestine!!! > aaaaaaaagh!!!! aaaaaaaaaaagh!!! > free palestine!!! you know what i heard?  > i'm single!!! > i can't have sex!!!! > no women will suck my dick!!! > no gee eff!!! no gee eff!! and it's quite simple.  you don't light yourself on fire, you don't try to assassinate a presidential candidate, you don't shoot up a walmart, you don't assassinate a ceo,  if you have a 8/10+ at home willing to get on her hands and knees and suck your cock until you cum in her mouth. just doesn't happen.  no one with a big tittied horny girlfriend is going to do anything crazy like that.  and honestly, i don't think this will ever be proven wrong.  show me an instance where some extremist ideology motivated violence has occurred, and then after the fact the perpetrators girlfriend is interviewed and she's a stacked babe and she's so shocked as to how this could have happened.  just doesn't exist.
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