all i remember was some manlet wearing a mask, gloves and those big lab safety goggles raging at me near the beginning of it all. the rest is now just a blur. > holding two boxes of tea comparing them > the specimen walks past and notices the super spreader event > no bro you don't want that one, you want that one > what? > that one bro, that's the one you want *starts pointing like one of those soijak .gifs* > i grab a 3rd box off the shelf > this one? > i'm so fucking done sh-w-sh-f *starts speedwalking down the aisle in a very feminine manner*
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