sure, i'll join. i'm 32, very physically fit, know how to shoot a gun, have outdoor skills owing to my profession, and i'm a licensed engineer.  but if they can pay billions to lockheed for planes that rust in hangars, they can pay me $200k/year which is what i demand for stateside service, and $400k/year for deployment in a non-combat capacity. no amount of money is enough for a combat role, because i'm white and i don't trust non-white leadership to have my best interests in mind, so the money doesn't matter because they'll get me killed.  oh, and if you try to draft me by force, i'll shoot you in the face.
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