my mama (53), after getting incredibly emotional while watching blimpfdt yammer on about canada (which his statements will be equally as fulfilled as muh wawle) shouted with burning passion and conviction during a loud monologue that in the event of an american invasion of canada, she would personally "defend" canada. i asked "with what?" and she says "there are ways, yknow". after each of his irrefutable sentences, she would exclaim "oh fuck you" and "asshole" i don't know if i should laugh or cry at the thought of the inner workings of her brain. please empathize with me by contributing stories of your memetic zio-brainworm infested kin
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