story > be me > rent one of these twingo bigger bros in the alps > it's snowing > guy leasing says "just keep it in 1st or 2nd, higher revs, the van will do the rest." > do this any time we're in trouble > can actually feel the brakes engaging and disengaging at random on all four corners despite me actually driving > seems to give the van super magic 4 wheel drive powers on hills > the fucking van just keeps going, never getting stuck anywhere, driving past literally every other vehicle ever made. > laugh at the plebs freezing to death while i carry on towards the cabins. fucking mad little vehicle. i loved it.
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