i won't be hanging around for today's session much longer, but i'd like to introduce one more bill for the day.  bill no. 2: the great flush act of 2024 it appears after jewry, indian activity (colloquially known as 'jeetry') is the among the greatest concerns of the board's userbase. the infestation of indians can be addressed through much simpler means compared to jewry, however. hence, the senate introduces the following measures to root out the jeet infestation that has plagued 4chan. > 1. the indian subcontinentcomprised of the countries of india, pakistan, and bangladeshis hereby indefinitely range-banned from access to boards.4chan.org > 2. any user who identifies themselves to be indian, either by overt admission or by photographic evidence of fecal-like skin pigment will be banned indefinitely. > 3. 'jeetry' is now a bannable offense and may be reported as such, being defined as: > >suggesting western nations are dependent on jeets or jeet immigration. > >projecting india's faults onto other nations who face vaguely similar issues in a much smaller capacity. > >delineating jeets into separate castes, classes, faiths, or geographic areas in a ploy to relegate jeet behavior to a smaller minority of jeets. > >attempting to stir the false dichotomy that if one expresses anti-jeet sentiment, they must be a muslim/ccp shill/jew/bad actor. with these simple measures, board quality will improve dramatically, and we can finally put the poo in the loo. all in favor say "aye", all in disagreement say "nay".
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