> those funny stories they do occasionally about old people that lived up to/past 100 years old > interviewer asks them their "secret to longevity" > granny or gramps typically answers: > "i smoked, drank, and ate red meat every day" really incredible - after the numerous sudden > breaking news > x causes cancer bullshit news over the years i've seen that fucking everything causes cancer  it took them this fucking long to figure this out supposedly they're just trying to destroy the last opportunities for men and women to hook up in this day and age
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