the cunt crisis  i do feel, way down in my nose hairs, that this country faces a cunt crisis: our streets are littered with good girls-honest girls-walking around smelling like octopii. vaginal odor ruins romance and fosters much distrust between the sexes. few things dampen an amorous male's affection more than the rank, odiferous stench of a woman who has degraded herself through poor hygienic practices. many bright, well-meaning gals have seen their love lives dashed to pieces because their genitals' pungency suggested unhealthful habits and debauchery. can these women be saved? sure, but first they must be scrubbed. and disinfected. and schooled in methods of blunting their natural offensiveness.
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