you never knew about it because there was no internet, and because you were too ugly / too autistic to experience it first hand. when i was a kid in soviet russia, a teacher told me to stay after classes, took me in a room next to the class, sat on a chair and spread her legs. i was too young then so i didn't understand what was she wanting from me. so she saw that i'm not yet ready to receive the gift and told me that i may go.
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