im being serious. i literally own this huge castle by paperwork. my name is on the plaque to the city. i could take you there on a date, and show you. its just a giant as fuck castle. its not that cool. like what would you expect to find in a castle? we got the kitchen basically where they cook food. theres a big hall where god does events. he gaslights the sick and feeble on having too much, its not his fault i guess. youre welcome to show up to that, dont miss it. i dont go, obviously why the fuck do they even have that. theres like some rec rooms bro with tennis or whatever else. basketball. i dont go there. or the veranda style section where you can look at the peasants from 600m in the air. kek just kidding those people arent fully peasent. love those people. theyre good enough slaves down there, not like the rabble. the staircase here is cool as fuck lol. so its this giant staircase that climbs 600m into the air. and homeless people live under it. theyre alright for homeless people. yeah and. well theres not much here really. its just tons of rooms with people sleeping in my house. but they work here so i dunno. theyre like my castles workers i guess. they dont even know theyre living in my castle. they think its just nicer than average. a nice enough place.
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