> elon od's in the first quarter of the year and takes tesla, spacex, twitter, etc. with him, doge still happens but vivek and mtg don't get a smidge of anything done without their main man > ukraine war ends with an agreement for the former to join brics to keep everything, mass west/nato seethe ensues > a flyover state wins a bid to become a major transport hub to bypass atlanta, the former state and the flyover region as a whole grows exponentially but georgia becomes a money pit people flee from in droves, everywhere else remains economically steady > the majority of consumer fish become endangered, caviar is banned > bird flu gets nipped in the bud relatively fast by trump not wanting to get his second term kneecapped too, people start unironically arguing if we should've let it "run its course" so the deportations could've gotten more money/some shit about "jab-chickens" > student loans are halted completely as a means to stem the debt, anyone still in education who can't get by on scholarships gets told something in the vein of "skill issue lmao", huge wave of college kids infesting the workforce until they can keep pursuing their degrees > big fucking war among tech moguls to fill the void after the tiktok ban, none get the majority/projected profits so they all just let their tiktok-surrogate features languish > a concerted un effort to clean the ganges river begins, estimated to cost upwards of 50b > new political parties start forming from the ashes of the current big 2 to initial hype, no telling if they last to the elections let alone make a splash > wikis go under at an alarming rate with fandom being the biggest casualty, all but a select few autists are indifferent > 4chan downsizes to only four boards again(/a/, /b/, /jp/, and /h/) after hiro starts getting harassed by various national officials/we get namedropped in a mass shooting like pewdiepie and christchurch > jerusalem gets bombed
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