aryan woman: "jesus, please help!! my daughter has a demon!! please cast it out of her!!" *the woman proceeds to worship jesus.* jesus: "oy vey, another goyim shiksa. ok disciples, let me handle this." *jesus clears his throat* jesus: "ok so my blessings are like bread, right?" aryan woman: "yes lord, that's right!" jesus: "ok yeah, and you wouldn't give your kid's bread to a dog, right?" aryan woman: "uhh, l-lord, what are you trying to say?" jesus: "hold on lemme finish! so basically you wouldn't give bread to a dog right?" aryan woman: "i...no lord. i wouldn't." jesus: "ok so there you go." aryan woman: "b-but....but jesus....even dogs...*sniff* even dogs eat the children's crumbs from under the table when they lick the floor like dumb animals." jesus: "woah...wtf...lol." *disciples start snickering and laughing.* jesus: "ok ok because you said this, i'll heal your daughter. but first you gotta bark like a dog!!" aryan woman: *sob* "b-bark bark..." jesus: "lol fucking goyim. ok now go away, your daughter is all better lol." mark 7:24-29
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