lie on the application. get a few $50 phones and $5 sim cars, write something like snob accent on the cunts so you don't fuck up the character and then forge the paperwork to get into a place. make it so you've got a mrs and are not only employed but have side hustles too. they can't check your bank accounts or anything. all they can do is call up your references that you're pretending to be so as long as you say you're a top cunt and the paper work seems legit you will get approved. you know full well the immigrants are doing it and is it really a crime if your forgery puts a roof over your head that you pay for?
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