as last battle for kiev is being fought, just when it looks like it's all over, a massive globohomo homosexual butt pumping orgy begins in kiev, everyone is fucking everyone in the ass, assholes are prolapsing, worms are bursting out of assholes, obama and big mike jump down with parachute carrying about $65,000 worth of pizza/dogs kidnapped children from chicago for a private party in kiev. absolute chaos ensues, pedophiles and cannibals are just fucking, mutilating and massacring children. russians retreat in absolute disgust and ukraine wins the war. that is the only single realistic scenario in which ukraine wins the war.
Serbia