circumcision of males, at least at its start, was made to be a secret conspiracy alignment system. the first person to decide to do it to their male child, did it in this way. he was a slave in cairo and he lived in a sandstone hut and every day he had to toil and do all the work while his masters currency-counterfeited all the money and enjoyed all the proceeds of labor. as his child came out of the woman, he hatched a plan, and it wasn't a good plan but it was a plan. we're going to light a candle in a specific way, on a specific date, and when our sons are born we're going to shape the head of their penis a certain way so we can identify each other when we finally decide to kick shit off and murder everyone without the penis mark. also, this conspiracy alignment system is also why it's taboo for you to show your private parts in public. you are not ever to reveal your identity to the ruling classes, or else our plan will come to nothing. well, the plan was carried forward, and it worked, when the jewish uprising happened, all the cut dicks picked up their arms in unity and simply struck down all of the masters all at once, and then assumed godpower where their former enemies were, and resumed the world as normal, abducting new slaves to work while we sit like an effendi and eat. that all being said, this was two and three thousand years ago, and it's practice was carried over mostly in a: "i don't know why we're doing it, but we do it for good luck". it's mostly lame, since now we have computers and "the penis cut mark" is good for nothing now, since the cat's out of the bag on it. now it's a cosmetic design decision. all female dildos have the darth vader penis, and those without, have the jarjar binks penis. you soon to be fathers make your choice, and then you roll with it. what else is there? your ancestors and replacements will do a variation on the same. get how i like or all of you die, that seems fair to me.
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