add to that species: > usually bald at an early age > genetically predisposed to store fat in the abdominal area hence the skinnyfat look > lower skeletal muscle mass than any human race > short, average height 5'6 > excess hair growth everywhere, females have to shave daily > grotesque face: bulbous nose, bug eyes with dark circles, ugliest shade of brown everywhere including eyes, round bloated faces > low bone density > metabolic syndrome so high blood pressure and prone to diabetes  > joint problems > poor lung capacity, maybe the worst > genetically prone to gyno and dandruff
Pirate