i have a plan for a viral video....let me pitch it to 4chan. you know how they like to run over children and walk over them screaming move by order of the queen and reddit claps?  well i looked into it and they are unarmed-those are blanks. the only armed security in that square is anti terrorism plain clothes officers. the plan: stand on the corner waiting for them to run over a kid then beeline a 90degree angle and absolutely ear hole one of them with a flying tackle. get up and scream move by orders of the united states. i''ll be arrested. but in the end it's a simple assault in defense of others.
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