i'm completely right. your nation is filled with conspiratorial retards and half of your states still fall for the lost cause myth.  if the north obliterated the south until nothing but ruins and bodies were left you'd be competing for the highest intelligence, your obesity epidemic would vanish, you'd have actual bipartisan politics, and you'd be capable caring for citizens. instead a vast swath of retarded rural degenerates wants to elect a faux-billionaire geriatric and a quarter of them believe infinitychan /pol/ posts divined the future for them.
Canada