fries on a sandwich is peak shartslop. you completely mask the appeal of the fries which is the crispy, salty exterior so it just becomes a bland, starchy mass of potato and bread in your mouth, but obese fast food scarfing amerigoblins simply see fries and go "wow it's my favorite side on a sandwich so it must be good!!!" and shove it down their toad-like throats with the all the grace of a pelican clumsily inhaling a carp
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