hi there anon, canada will join the staties soon. because if they don't, my administration will disclose hard, indisputable evidence that terrorists inside the canadian intelligence service are right now working on to detonate a nuclear device on our soil, which will give me all the justification i need to retaliate against canada with the full force of the american military! it will be decades or centuries before their country recovers. but it doesn't have to come to that; all they have to do is sign my agreement. yours, donaldino napoleon cesar blump
Republican