> graduate with honors > network > build a portfolio showcasing hard skills > have a professional resume builder tailor your resume 10 different ways > prepare a customized cover letter for every single job > apply to 500+ jobs in a 50 mile radius here's the funny part > be a straight, white male > never get an offer after 16 months of applying here's the even funnier part > apply for section 8 and food stamps > change race to hispanic > now live in an apartment that's $0 rent, $0 utilities, $10 high speed internet, $7 amazon prime and get $300 in food stamps each month
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