alright im sure youre wondering. you ugly spic. whats it like to have a 1500m tall castle the size of new york? all the slave workers know me and tell me jokes when they see me outside. around 20,000 people have told me their jokes. even outside the castle, im recognized by all. another thing. its my house. i can do whatever i want here. although slaves do try to kill you if you go to far. none of them have succeeded yet, but i hope they do. alright its just a castle. a giant as fuck structure. i use to throw eggs at their cars to pass the time. they even named that street about egging cars. my castles workers cook and drive me around up and down the staircase. although i also walk it every couple weeks for fun. people actually sleep under the stairs, theyre homeless. please help these guys find houses. the staircase is like the coolest part of the castle. the view is also cool. lol we have a giant cannon that we can snipe niggers with from across the world. but niggers arent even worth the bullet. i get all the best rooms. i move around sometimes to new rooms in the keep. this is the best castle and obviously has the best rooms. one room i could see 5 other castles from my backyard. my current room is extra safe, so no niggers can follow me home.
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