the "ancient israelites" came from the phoenicians or carians, who came from the tyrrhenians. these tyrrhenians came from atlantis. the eventually settled in the asia minor territory (remember how we talked about odin earlier?) and spread out from there. anatolia was their home base and as they wandered the steppes, they spread out into differing herds like, as we discussed before, the massagetae, samothracians or scythians. see, these scythians went all the way over to gaul and up in the british isles. they went north to scandinavia and wandered the mountains. they traveled south, all the way to egypt and ruled for a little while there too. they also went out east, all the way over to china (some say japan, inspiring a lot of their earlier animism-based religions like shinto), stopping in india, becoming known as sacae or shakya or shaka (remember shakyamuni budha from before?). they went up north to siberia too (that's right, genghis khan was a scythian too). hell, they even travelled all the way down to australia, where some of the natives still, to this day, misunderstood the blood-related rituals. say, anon, mind telling us how ancient egyptian pharaohs (with red hair, which was still attached to the mummies when we found them) had access to cocaine?
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