> satan wants to make job miserable > kills all his children > kills all his livestock > destroys his land and servants > covers him with boils  > leaves his wife  > she nags the fuck out of him job is all about boomer humor  > all right! the lord replied.  > make job suffer as much as you want, but just don't kill him.  > satan left and caused painful sores to break out all over job's bodyfrom head to toe. > then job sat on the ash-heap to show his sorrow.  > and while he was scraping his sores with a broken piece of pottery,  > his wife asked, why do you still trust god? why don't you curse him and die?
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