here at walmart, we're a family broccoli-headed light-skinned zoomer mutt: ayo! i'm aiden, let me introduce you to the senpai!  this is cashier manager jerome, but i call him unc! he's got rizz! and this is our door greeter, bob, he's a veteran, he doesn't talk much, but he has a hidden talent, he can peel a banana with is hook! in electronics we have our non-binary wizard, kevin, but we call them by their steam id: sparkles. did you know they're level 50 in clash of clans? i don't know where i'd be without my senpai, we have so much fun at work. thank you walmart! for giving me an opportunity to help myself and others! jerome: thank you walmart kev-kev: thank you wal-mart! bob: thanks wally! (all together): thank you wal-mart, for giving us a family!
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