most likely, yeah a good logical razor is: > all of the pieces are falling together on their own! > i may be a checkout clerk at ross, but that's because the cia deemed me too dangerous, so they set up a shell corporation to keep me employed and easier to control! > that's the issue, see my mother had a romantic relationship with the descendant of one of the rothschilds and they're scared that the biological sampler locks will allow me into the basement where the human ascendance experiments happen, so they keep using havana syndrome microwave guns to make me late for work that's schizophrenia for some reason, schizophrenia causes you to link absolutely spurious connections together into one logical bloc, while also fabricating evidence where the line of logic isn't quite water tight. i'm not a fed apologist, but the cia has better things to do than fuck with random wagies. if your mom lived across the street from that satanist, that's weird, it's a bizarre fun fact, but not a piece of evidence of something unless it's combined with a portfolio of other shit that's not "i wake up feeling tired" and "the mail man stares at me"  lmao i'm not scared, gore is one of my favorite places on earth
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