> having named his penis jumbo, johnson was known to open up his trousers on a regular basis and wag his dick at others. there are numerous reports of this, from incidents when he seemed to do it as a joke, to times when he did it to intimidate people. > johnson pissing stories  of which there are many  werent limited to bathrooms either. he also had a gross reputation of pissing in the parking lot of the house office building, particularly when female reporters or staffers were in close proximity. another time, while johnson was urinating next to a secret service agent, a breeze blew, spraying piss on the agents leg. when the agent informed him what was happening, lbj didnt redirect his stream. instead, he smiled and said, i know i am. thats my prerogative, which, it should go without saying, is a pretty awful way to treat the people guarding your life. > on at least one occasion, lbjs lewd behavior intersected with his abysmal war record. according to biographer robert dallek, johnson found it difficult to sustain his rationality in dealing with war critics. during a private conversation with some reporters who pressed him to explain why we were in vietnam, johnson lost his patience. according to arthur goldberg, lbj unzipped his fly, drew out his substantial organ and declared, this is why!
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