as i walked along the beach past a child of around 1 or 2 years old i saw the kid was really enjoying itself playing squeezing something in its hand and making it ooze out from between its fingers.  it was playing with dog poop. it was only about ten ft from its parents but the kid had its back to them do they did r know it was as playing with poop.  i thought i better tell the parents but then i thought no fuck it and i walked off with a grin on my face. 30 years later i can still remover the look on that kids face. it was so happy to be playing with dog poop.
Kekistani