> eat traditional german food > visit a football derby > go to a rave and take mdma > drink normal beer for the first time in your life > keep your filthy hands off german girls > visit nice cities like dresden, munich, heidelberg, regensburg, etc. > eat kaiserschmarrn > drink a spezi while eating a leberkassemmel > go snowboarding in the alps > visit the alps in general > go see salzbergwerk  > visit a christkindlmarkt if you are here before christmass > visit austria > visit the nord or ostsee  > go to a bakery and eat actual bread > eat a krapfen > go to karneval in mainz or kln for degeneracy > eat krapfen while at karneval > visit europa park > dont be loud and obnoxious like most american tourists
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