my glownigger started waving to me. every time i leave the house there would be a black ram 1500 coming out of a side street to then follow me around and park far away from me and they were always so tsundere, sometimes they pull out in front of me and drive really slow when i need to get somewhere. those times i wouldnt signal behind them at the stop sign so they had to pick a direction and i would go the other way, cause my town has a loop where it doesnt really matter what direction you pick. only then a few minutes later they are coming at me from the other way after i ran my errands. after years of this now they just wave at me and i can see them smile like they know that i know. i learned from a psycho uber driver that all the police need is your phone number and they can know where you are at all times on their computer, not just fbi but police! so keep an eye out for that same car you always see and wave back, your glownigger could be closer than you think! maybe theyre walking their k9 outside your house right now! i hope i can meet my agent in a cordial setting after they finally realize im harmless
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