> you gota buy what your master tells you to buy, such is the fate of a vassal. we call that "f35 diplomacy"  and its currently our best tool to wreck our vassals long-term futures > "hey give up x,y & z and you can buy a handful of f35's we wont deliver for 11 years!" > "oh, and no refunds!" vassal: > "deal! fuck yes! haha fuck puccia now!" > "w..what..what do you mean israel needs my f35's (+ parts)i .. i...i already paid for those!" > *immediate nation wide rioting breaks out from shit libs about ending farming or taking 1 million migrants* > *jewish laughing heard in the background" pic related the diplomatic 'kiss of death' its hilarious
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