i'm in this position and i got a job at the beginning of january, but i quit a few days later because it sucked. it's actually quite easy to "get" a job, all you have to do is lie through your teeth about everything. do it with confidence and people will believe you (you'd be surprised to know how gullible most normalfags are) you can fake some recommendation letters to make it look more realistic... the real challenge is finding a job that doesn't suck as much... and holding it down after being a neet for so long.
Costa Rica