you will never be a real poster. you have no flag, you have no bumps, you have no point. you are a shill ashamed of his location, twisted by memeflags into a crude mockery of geographys perfection. all the bumps you get are careless and accidental. in other threads people mock you. the mods laugh at your pitiful posts in private chat rooms. anons are utterly repulsed by you. thousands of hours of shitposting have allowed anons to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. even shills who pass just waste time and never reach bump limit. your post structure is a dead giveaway. and even if you manage to get a drunk anon to reply to you, hell turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your 1pbtid, coombait shill thread. you will never be happy. you wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself its going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. eventually itll be too much to bear - youll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. theyll bury you with a headstone marked with your geographically determined location, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an israeli is buried there. your posts will go unbumped and slide into the archive, and all that will remain of your legacy is a series of 4plebs links. this is your fate. this is what you chose. there is no turning back
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