it wouldn't take much to have forks and knives and spoons but they just refuse out of weird arrogance and these fucks are the ones that come to work with you. i worked with a pajeet once, he was like 5'2 and the fucker was washing his feet in our company bathroom sink. part of me was impressed that such a small man had the flexibility to raise his leg above his head but it was disgusting as fuck.
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