you think you're unique because you sit in your hovel all day and don't risk interaction because you've already experienced the results. there's estates full of people just like you. you're a classic doley. i have a doley mate just like you. he thinks he's unique as well. you're all the same. boring, dim, attention whores. deep down you know it which is why you live this fantasy life. my mate would get his meagre bennies once a fortnight and blow the lot on one night out where he'd pretend to be a gangster or landlord or business owner or whatever took his fancy that night because he'd 'fool' girls and they'd believe his lies which somehow meant he won. until i mentioned "what happens if they believe you and you've got to take them back to your mums house on the estate and into your smelly bedroom, you've not even got a car. how are you going to get them back. on the bus?" i see you. i see you and your lies clearer than you know.
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