thank you, mr. president trump. i believe you when you say that the election was stolen from you and that and that you didn't embezzle millions of dollars from your trump foundation charity or scam your university students out of millions of dollars. i believe that. and i believe that you didn't cheat on your wife with a porn star and that you didn't pay the porn star $130,000 to make sure she didn't tell anyone about it right before the 2016 election and that you didn't sexually assault a woman in the dressing room of a department store and that you didn't conspire to steal the 2020 election by creating false slates of electors a and that you did not commit child rape with jeffrey epstein and you did not sexually harass over 25 women who came forward accusing you and that you really didn't enter the miss usa changing room where girls as young as 15 years old were undressed and i believe you i just do i don't believe that you stole classified documents hid them in your bathroom and obstructed attempts to get them back by the government. i don't believe it for one sec. i don't believe that you did orchestrated a months long coup attempt that culminated in a violent insurrection to install yourself as an unelected dictator. and i don't believe that you spew deranged conspiracy theories about everything from climate change to immigration to vaccines to windmills. and i don't care that you were impeached twice or that you're a convicted criminal felon. i just don't. now i don't believe and i don't care that you're banned from doing business in the state of new york for three years. i will do business with you. i will move to new york just to do business with the trump organization. i don't think that you should have to pay the half a billion dollars in business fraud fines because you're innocent. and i don't believe that you took millions from foreign governments while you were president.
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