i love being a government regulator. i make $140k a year to work from home on fridays. i get every other monday off paid. i can take bike rides or go for a walk during business hours as part of the wellness initiate. im banging an hr girl. if i catch 4 rides to work during the month i can get a commuting stipend of $300 so banging the hr broad is basically a raise. the union gets us all kinds of licenses and trainings which further add to my pay. i spend half my time reviewing engineering schematics (on my time btw theres no rush) and the other half the time assessing civil penalties to oil companies.  shit is so fuckin cash fuck ever going back to private. thanks wagies, i appreciate your hard work.  oh to all the seething rightoid fags in here, i do indeed work in california where theres nothing the feds can do about it.
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