namaste, my dear fraaaaand!  *wobbles head with a cheeky grin* i am raju pappu sharma - the ultimate street pooper and cow dung medicine aficionado!  my life philosophy: why wait for a toilet when the whole world is my restroom? no tension!  *adjusts thick glasses and strikes a pose* ### important achievements: - can find the perfect street spot faster than you can say chai  - expert in using cow dung as both medicine and a natural air freshener!  - mustache that can detect good spots from miles away!  my mama always says: beta, you have a unique talent... and a unique aroma!  ### daily routine: 1. **wake up**: start the day with spicy breakfast (the spicier, the better!)  2. **scout for spots**: find the best street spot (bonus points for good view and shade!)  3. **do the business**: perform my daily duty like a true artistevery masterpiece deserves a great canvas!  4. **cow dung magic**: use cow dung as my secret weapon for healing (and maybe a little decoration). who needs fancy creams when you have natures best?  5. **strut away**: walk away like a boss, leaving behind only memories (and perhaps a little smell)  *does a celebratory dance while holding a cow dung cake like a trophy* jai hind, my fraaaaand!  boom shakalaka!  *winks with 1000-watt smile, ready for the next adventure!*
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