listen, samson had to die because his hair was too long. also, if the corners of your haircut are round, the israelites must kill you for blasphemy. yes, if you sexually molest someone's daughter, you must pay their family ((300)) shekels in blood dowry, and then, marry the poor girl. now let's take it back to the new testament.. make sure you turn the other cheek and spread your dirty talmudic asshole open for jesus, satan, everyone you know, and most importantly, your enemies that wronged you.
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