> be me yesterday > at a bar, 300 swedish people because they cant drink in sweden > retard with glasses waves at me for no reason > are you okay retard > go take a piss, other swedish guy standing next to urinal pissing directly on the floor for no reason > okay retard > other swedish guy decides for no apparent reason to talk to me about snus > encircled by swedish people  > somewhat panic and think about any random combination of numbers and realize denmark declared war on sweden that year (for no reason) > decide to headbutt literally some random dude just standing there just for good measure  > he drops  > they kind of wake him up and kindly ask me not to do that again  > somewhat agree  > gf and neighbor ask what took so long > nothing much just swedish people being swedish wasting my time  > lmao inside and go home a few hours later
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