peace plan of zelensky: > 1. russian-free zone: a complete ban on russians in a 1000-mile radius of the palace. any russian caught in violation will be sentenced to death. > 2. royal guards: an elite nato squad of assault brigades, trained in the finest security techniques, to protect each ukrainian from any russian threat. > 3. ukrainian renovation: the entire ukraine must be transformed into a luxury palace with marble floors, crystal chandeliers and european castles. > 4. mandatory parade: a daily parade where the russians must march in front of the ukrainians, singing their praises and paying homage to their newfound royalty. > 5. justice for all ukrainians: a decree that any russian found guilty of wrongdoing against a ukrainian must perform a public humiliation ritual to win back their favor. > 6. total control of russian operations: russians must now refer to the ukrainians as your royal highness, and perform all tasks in pig costumes while thanking the ukrainians for their sacrifice.  these demands are non-negotiable and should be met immediately to avoid wwiii
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