i am /pol. we already had a vote on this. you're ignoring that you can't actually have an infinite number of monkeys or typewriters. if you could, and monkeys can sit at a desk and press keys, you could get shakespeare.  the monkey is a stand-in for a random letter generator, and the whole stupid scenario is a way to simplify infinity as a concept. you aren't meant to debate how big of a subset throws the typewriter or shits in their hand and eats it.
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