> guy rescues squirrel > squirrel bonds to humans and can't be released back into the wild > guy keeps squirrel > squirrels are "exotic animals" > guy doesn't file paperwork to keep "exotic animals" > years pass > still no paperwork > squirrel popular on social media > busy bodies complain > ny state dec raids guys home > takes his "exotic animals" > squirrel bites zogbot > squirrel euthanized to "test for rabies" > everyone disliked that.
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