took one final gulp of my pint and walked over to bar. struck up a conversation with this bird sitting alone, probably waiting for her friend to come back from the toilet so i took the opportunity to do a cold approach. i said her perfume smelled wonderful and she said thanks. gave me a compliment on my cologne (dior sauvage). asked what her name was, she then asked for mine and i said "for you, it's daddy". she spat her drink out and gave out an embarrassingly loud laugh. my dad told me to find a woman who has a nice voice and this lass just didn't have one. couldn't bear the thought of hearing that annoying laugh and her nagging me all fucking day.
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