the reason why we have nothing to fear from russia is that american semen keeps up warm. when the usa blew up the gas pipelines, i was so happy, beacuse i knew it meant more american semen coming my way. keeping warm chugging american semen is so much more satisfying than keeping warm using russian gas. american semen is warm, sticky, and soothes the throat as you gulp it down. you can't run industry on american semen, but this is okay, because we have welfare states, and in a deindustrialised europe the ex-worker can just stay at home and chug american semen provided by the welfare state. poland is the biggest chugger. they love american semen!
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