> be trump > take a dump > shitpost about greenland for giggles > eat breakfast > world goes nuts > walk out on wh green > shittalk to journalists > fly away in helicopter > shitpost more about greenland > chuckle about people going crazy > pick up friends in helicopter > drink coke and eat mcdonalds > land at ufc arena > enjoy fights > photo ops > fly away > shitpost about europe > call paris climate pact gay and withdraw from it > call who gay  > land on wh green > tell journalist to shut up and call him fat > world rn thinks he's going to invade greenland > eat more mcdonalds and chill in wh office > play clash of clans with barron > tease the next shitpost for tomorrow on twitter > go to bed that's one day of 365. and that times 4. kek
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