new jersey is a sad place it cost like $40 each way to drive on the turnpike  the guy who used to be in charge of the nj state police moved to iraq and his don ran for president of iraq. they call it the garden state because there are a lot of vegetables and heebs. people in jersey look across the water with binoculars at new york and say "i'm gonna go there someday"  if you go to a nightclub in newyork, and there's a long line of people outside trying to get in, yeah those are people from jersey, just ignore the line and go to the door and they will let you in, the line is only for people from jersey.
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