it is time to rise up against the white man, smak'tuk seal-bane. the cia and the u.s. stand behind you, for too long have your people been oppressed by the iron fist of the white danish crown! rise up! slit the throats of the white oppressors! and soon, your people and our people shall blanda upp and become one. your genome will be precious fodder for our grand cloaca of miscegenation. hunt down the white beasts and slit their throats! spare neither woman nor child! and you will be rewarded dearly, with mcdonald's and coca cola, gifts which the danes in their superstition have hid from your people in fear of your, now our, power. after months of feeding amidst the corpses of the last whites we will descend on denmark and crush them under the force of our 50 bmi, the lethal stench of our braaaps cutting through their land like a whirlwind, our clapping cheeks exploding their eardrums in helpless terror, leaving not one cracker to resist our rule. the last gasp of white rule will be smothered under our ass cheeks. rise up, greenland! rise up!
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