what constitutes an emergency, though? like, the obvious is that you're fucking dying and came in a weewoo wagon, but in that case i'm imagining that you might not even be properly conscious to sign any papers or to think about what you're doing. what if it's something a lot smaller like you got a nasty slice on your chin and need it stitched up? life is in no danger; you could probably just stay home and slap a big bandaid on it and hope it doesn't end up healing to look like a second asshole right on your face. is that an emergency too, or not?
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