biden fucked up bad, i was working at my aunty's vinyl record store in deep portland, oregon, at the end of the day we went down to a gender fluid non binary poetry slam at psu, the kind of place that really progressive and marxist types hang out and unwind, there was a drag queen there blasting chappell roan's latest album when suddenly the feed was interrupted with some interference, it was a fox news broadcast about kamala's washington dc rally, someone yelled "blast that shit" and then the entire crowd started listening intently, they were beaming with pride and lots of smiles listening to kamala's closing statements when suddenly there was a breaking news interruption, it was a news report about biden's comments calling trump supporters garbage, their smiles soon turned to disgust, the head drag queen lady coco glasscock spoke up and said "damn ya'll that's some fucked up shit, i'm tired of trump getting picked on, i've voted for democrats all my life but this time i'm gonna vote for trump" the crowd was silent for a moment, then a single "slay!" was heard, then another, and another and then quickly erupted into applause, all the queers and allies then started an impromptu pride rally and marched down broadway chanting trump's name and waving their dragon dildos in the air, kamala is fucked
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