> i don't want to participate in secret santa at work, i don't want to eat corporate pizza, i don't want to bring a birthday cake for the department, in fact i absolutely don't want to even know the people i work with, they are nice people but i don't care about them, we are force many years ago and on the another universe we had many corporate pizzas and we liked it. it customary birthday day micro parties, big company, big floor, very often, people bought pizza and acholol for birthday person, management relieved as from work in 16-00 and we could slip out in 17-00 when work day ends in 18-00. and everyone was happy with these little corporate feasts.  in current year it impossible to imagine people drinking at work place at company's time... whatever "social activities" they would come with it is absolutely soulless burden.
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