if we tried to conquer them in a conventional war i think it would be a pyrrhic victory that destroyed our power on the world stage.  that said there's no way they could conquer us either due to geographic advantages.  you're too sensitive, i wasn't attacking russia, just attacking europe and using a little bit of humor.  europe contributes so little to nato and it took france so long to deploy a single unit, that it's just objective truth russia could take you if they wanted.  though it's possible they wouldn't feel like it as i could see bringing a potential fifth column into their country might be bad.  maybe end up a vassal or just in their sphere of influence like the cis countries though.
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