yeah i'll let you know when i have the $5000 fee to put my name on the ballot. then again, there's always the 1000 person petition, don't forget to get their phone numbers, addresses, and signatures so that we know they're not fake. then don't forget to advertise. that costs money too.  want to debate your opponent? well your opponent isn't interested in debating and nobody will televise it. by the way, we do a first-past-the-post system so even if you get votes, if you don't get enough, you can fuck off completely. ah shucks, the republicans won again. sorry buddy, maybe next election cycle.
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