fucking boomer move. who isnt reaching into their candy bag and getting that stuff going as soon as the door opens? they knock, i open and get the candy going. these kids got work to do, man. they arent trying to sit here waiting for my old ass to make with the candy. toss it in their bucket or bag, tell them they look awesome, and send them on to the next house. unless they have a really great costume, then i might hold them up a bit so i can really appreciate the effort. last year i had a kid show up dressed as a zombie, and i swear his mother must have been a makeup artist, cause this kid looked dead as shit. it was incredible. he had to wait a moment after he got his candy so i could get my kids over to see how awesome he was.
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