improved version 1) they make you a new free-of-charge blood cancer test 2) the test shows that you are "cancer-positive" even though you dont have a cancer at all 3) omg, doctor, i dont want to die, i want new putin-trump vaccine 4) thats your lucky day! heres your state funded individualized mrna cancer vaccine! but remember, this vaccine does not have 100% effectiveness, chances are like 50/50 that it would heal you! 5) i dont care. 50% chance is better than 0%, jab me hard doctor, i want to live! 6) they inject you with replicon mrna because it takes 1/1000 of standard mrna dose to do the job, so thats very economical solution 7) you die from mrna-induced cancer 10 years later voila xd
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