> "first, the entrance is strangely cumbersome for a gym. as a man in winter, you must climb stairs, check in, descend stairs, drop off coat/etc., then climb or descend stairs again depending on what you're doing." leave it to monty brown to design a gym entrance that's as convoluted as his career trajectory. stairs up, stairs downwhat is this, an obstacle course? monty, if i wanted to run stairs just to get into the gym, id join a high school track team. but hey, it fits your brandunnecessary obstacles at every turn, just like your awkward transition from the nfl to a dingy basement gym in saginaw. congrats, monty, your gym layout is as chaotic as your wrestling career. > "now, on to the weight lifting facility itself. it's got the atmosphere of a dungy basement because that's what it is. very small and cramped. no area for stretching, so i'd stretch on the turf field. the turf field always was filled with smashed skittles, dustballs, hairballs, and other such debris. filthy and disgusting." of course, montys alpha male gym would have all the appeal of a neglected dungeon. a cramped basement with no room to stretch? classic. and the filthy turf fieldseriously? skittles, dustballs, hairballs? what is this, a daycare center masquerading as a gym? monty, for a guy who probably once tackled someone in a super bowl, you sure cant tackle basic hygiene. maybe instead of prowling around like a fake apex predator, you should be prowling for a vacuum cleaner. but i guess cleanliness isnt a priority when you're busy pretending to be relevant in the fitness industry.
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