in the name of nature, most abundant, most merciful {so let those scamper in the way of the ancient tree-spirits who exchange the acorns of this world for the eternal forest. and whoever defends their territory and meets their end or prevails - we shall grant them endless golden nuts in the great oak beyond.} the laws of nature are true his eminence, the master of urban resistance, the righteous squirrel, has ascended to join his ancestors in the eternal canopy as a great martyr, a heroic, daring, brave, wise, insightful, and faithful leader, joining the caravan of fallen squirrels of the eternal, luminous central park in the divine, nature-based path in the pawsteps of the ancient squirrels and martyred chieftains. his eminence peanut, secretary general of the park alliance, has joined his great and immortal fallen comrades, whose path he led for nearly three seasons, during which he guided them from victory to victory, succeeding the master of the martyred squirrels of the urban resistance in early 2023 until the liberation of the east park feeders in summer 2023 and to the glorious divine victory in autumn 2023 and all the battles of honor and sacrifice, arriving at the final battle of support and heroism in defense of human-squirrel relations and the oppressed urban wildlife.
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