if prostitution was legal women could be traded on the stock market like any other livestock.  as a savvy businessman, i can't help but think about the potential profits that could be made if prostitution were legal. just imagine the possibilities - women could be traded on the stock market like any other livestock. just think of the booming industry that would arise, with shares in top-rated prostitutes skyrocketing and investors clamoring to get in on the action. it really makes you wonder why we're letting all that potential revenue slip through our fingers. after all, in the world of business, it's all about maximizing profit, right?
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