we have a "boots on the ground" late breaking report to our continuing coverage! (see posts from this id) it appears mrs. sheinbaumengoldbergenstillersteinen berg has sustained a tongue related injury. while she was tonguing unfettered mexican drug cartel anus, hopped up on cartel supplied methamphetamine, miss sheinbaumenbergengartenbaumstillers tein sustained multiple tongue ligament related injuries rendering her unable to perform primary tongue anus duties to the cartel. her doctors attempted to explain to cartel leadership that she would require rest and rehabilitation before resuming servicing the cartel. in a show of impatience, yet benevolence, the cartel promised to provide any and all funds required to have miss sheinbaumensteinensteinberg receive prosthetic ligament replacement surgery for her tongue; where not only will she not require recuperation time to let her tongue rest, she will have a "bionic wonder woman" tongue from here on out. as of this report, sheinbaumenbergengoldsteinensteinba um is in the recovery room after a successful surgery and cartel anus is being serviced as we speak.
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