> you only think we talk too much because you'd rather we were silent that's because 80% of what comes out of a woman's mouth is retarded. men > there is a bear > ok, i will get the gun women > shrieking and screaming > emotional outburst > jumping up and down > more shrieking > something something bear something > babble babble something phone babble something bear > after half an hour of ploughing through her emotional baggage, past relationships, how x made her feel y because z didn't know, how black bear lives matter, how she is a good vegan etc, you finally piece together that there is a bear in the garden.
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