> be john wilkes boothe > be a good old marylander who just wanted to be left alone > satanic forces conspire to elect the worst tyrant in american history > first thing he does is wage a war of aggression against his own nation on behalf of a race of monkey men > southern freedom fighters fight valiantly but are overcome by sheer number > flagrant violations of constitutional rights, political arrests, summary executions at every hour > his native maryland is crushed by globohomo's jackboot when they try to leave > tyrant sets niggers loose on the entire country, begins process of giving niggers the vote > finally decide you'd rather die on your feet than live on your knees > strike a fatal blow against tyranny > die a martyr > set the civil rights movement back a century > libs and nigs seethe to this day has there ever been a better folk hero in american history?
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