any kind of annexation would include a treaty of guadalupe style agreement wherein current residents would be encouraged to fuck off. lefty canadians would exercise their right for migration within the commonwealth and would flee for the fucking hills in scotland rather than be american. the other lefties would probably flip on a dime and paint their fave red white and blue and chant usa at their cfl games.  they'd probably start bullying europeans and threatening to bomb their capital cities once their on the team. people can be weird like that, kind of like how the japs immediately dropped their samurai shit and started wearing suits when commodore perry slapped his dick on japan.
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