> dolphins are assholes. 100 yo. i was chillin out in the ocean on my yak when this dolphin snuck up behind my ass and rose up an blew his hole directly behind my yak. scared the bejeezus out my ass. i don't think i could pedal the yak fast enough.  then them niggas ganged up on me, was like five of em', surrounding my kayak. i had something for em tho. had my gak in the yak.
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