imagine going to places where you even have an option to tip. today i went to a forest preserve, goodwill, and a couple of grocery stores. at goodwill i rounded up because they give junkies jobs and i know from experience that can help keep them around for a few more years if they lean into it. $0.36 cents today. where the fuck would you tip? restaurants > larp as a slave owner coffee shops > pour cancer bean juice into cup that will be $20 saar please tip valet parking > teehee you better tip or we'll key your car pendejo if you're expected to tip, it's fake and gay and a scam and you shouldn't be there at all. i hope the expected tip goes up to 1000%, morons who go to these places deserve it.
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