the ufo's are china unveiling a secret project they have been working on for years. remember those chinese balloons that flew over the u.s. and south america? they were testing our capabilities and photographing u.s. bases. we failed the test and they got all the intel they need to send swarms of chinese drones into our air base and kill all our soldiers. this is nothing more than a warning that they can fuck us if we try to fuck them. but hey, at least we have those new fighter jets, right?
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