on behalf of russia i formally extend our unconditional surrender.  putin says he is sorry that he was a bit of knobby cocker but that his mum was putting a lot of pressure on him to move out of his bedroom and get a proper job and stop hanging around the kremling all the time.  occupy mossco at a time of your choosing.  pic: a futuristic russian looking for valuable toilets and fridge freezers - the spoils of war.
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