maybe you shouldn't be in the fucking road in the first place... things cyclists can't understand... > the middle of the road is not for you. > riding a peddle powered toy alongside 5 of your buddies gets in the way of traffic > an aura of snobbery and actions in which you think you have right of way makes road users dislike you. - jaywalking is illegal in some countries, unless you're on a bicycle worldwide - then you're just a victim. > it's gay to wear tights and shave your legs > too much cycling gives you ball cancer > most cyclists of closeted homosexuals > most cyclists are manlets with an inferiority complex > most cyclists are dickheads that don't respect the rules of the road > buy a fucking mountain bike and fuckoff from the streets.
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