> lmfao it was an ai alright, so there i am in tokyo-3, folks, and theyre telling me they need a pilot for one of these big, big robotsan evangelion, they call it. beautiful machines, really, the best in the business, very advanced. and here comes asuka, this fiery kid with the red hair, thinks shes hot stuff. shes supposed to teach me, of all people, how to pilot. she gives me that lookkind of smug, you know the type. she says, do you really think you can handle this? and i tell her, asuka, i can handle anything. ive dealt with bigger things than this, believe me. she doesnt look convinced, but you can tell shes a little impressed. so, we get in the cockpit, very high-tech, buttons everywhere, screens flashingits like a personal tower at trump tower, but with giant controls. asukas explaining something about synchronization, going on and on about how tough it is. i say, synchronization? piece of cake. and guess what? within minutes, im moving that eva like its an extension of me. shes staring at me, speechless. we even take it out for a test run, and im handling it like a proknocking out fake angels, showing off a little. at the end, asuka just shakes her head and says, how did you? i give her the trump smirk. asuka, when youre a natural, you just know. big win, folksbiggest win tokyo-3 has ever seen.
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