> be me > french > want to see cute pictures of snails > type "escargot" ("snail" in france) on search engine > get 29 picture results > none of them are of snails, all of them are about the dish > mfw the internet believe snails don't exist in france and we hunt them and eat them all what do this mean ? why is the internet like that ? why jewish megacorpos tries to depict a wrong picture of france ? why they try to make people believe we eat bugs and shit ?  anon bros, i never ate a single snail or a single frog or a single sea bug in my entire life ! i fucking swear it !
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