i have a better offer. how about you corrupt backstabbers and traitors to your own country and people take this issue up with the us government who is actually responsible for extracting my wealth to help you sorry niggers in just such a situation. not even jesus can help such a corrupt and self-serving people. heres my offer: i'll sharpen a stick for you to each to sit on. you can find me with my sticks in tennessee where we were mostly unphased by your punishing weather. probably cause god likes us better. see how much fun self-serving narratives can be for all! enjoy!
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