you wanna hear a funny story? okay, so you're the protagonist, the swordsman of legend.... you just defeated the bbeg with your friends...  so to celebrate, you use your time machine to travel to various points in history and fuck literally all the bitches. you do so much fucking, that you collapse entire historical civilizations through inbreeding. you amass power and pussy to such an extent that you break the fucking timeline... then, one day you're chilling in your subterranean lair...... and then your younger self shows up, with a blond princess, a nerd girl, a frog wielding the sword of legend, a robot from the fucking future, a dark wizard from an erased era, and a cave-woman, and absolutely straight up wrecks your shit using the power of fucking friendship. guess the franchise.
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