i've met mike rowe. one sweaty 95 degree tuesday at a job site in century city. i ate thirty dollars worth of chipotle and i thought i was gonna go through an entire pack of dude wipes in the porta-john - that's when mike rowe showed up with a fox news film crew offering to personally rim the asshole of every man on the work crew for only a quarter a piece. the man played my fart box like a harmonica and polished my poop chute better than any french bidet ever could. he left the build that day with $4.25 in his pocket and a pep in his step. also shitty breath. incredible work ethic.
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