take a shit in the morning before you shower and don't eat nigger slop that gives you the shits. fucking zoomies think everyone smelled like shit 15 years ago before feminine hygiene products marketed to "dudes" (manly like me fuck yeah!) was invented by jews. but i'm sure it's impressive to your "girl" friends. the only use for this is if you're stuck eating shit food with no access to showers and even then "dude bro" products are cringy millenial ironic plaid lumberjack nonsense.
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