simp daddies will hide their little princesses like gold coins under the floor boards. then they'll send their sons out to die scavenging for cans of peas or barter their sons as rape meat. but at no point will simp daddies barter their little princess like the commodity she is because le "ebil power imbalance". because that hurts simp daddy's weak fragile ego and simp daddy would rather die than let another man plow little princess across the carpet.
Pirate