there once was an autistic virgin who lived in a beautiful kingdom. despite how beautiful everything was, the autistic boy preferred to stay inside so he could play with his thomas the tank engine toys and read sonic the hedgehog comic books. one day he heard that a train track had just been finished that went right through his village and had a station at the kingdom's capital. despite his distaste for the outdoors his love for trains was too great and he decided to buy a round-trip train ticket. when the train stopped at the capital, most of the passengers departed so he was one of the only original passengers who stayed. when new people entered the train carriages, nearly everyone avoided the sperg on account of his stench... everyone except for one beautiful girl. she had long blonde hair, beautiful blue eyes, and the most beautiful smile you would have ever seen. she gracefully sat down next to the autistic boy and excitedly waited for the train to start. when the whistle sounded and the train finally started moving, the girl said, "this is so exciting! i have never been on a train before! do you like trains too?" the boy then immediately started an autistic rant about everything he knew about the model of train they were on and explained in vivid detail exactly how the train worked and everything about its history. instead of being annoyed or repulsed by the autist, the girl was actually enamoured with him. she told him how interesting his fun facts were and asked if he had any other fun things to share. he suavely said, "one fun fact i know is that you look as beautiful as princess sally acorn from archie sonic universe issue #5." she giggled and said, "that's funny that you think i look like a princess, because i actually am one! i am the princess of this kingdom!" the sperg responded by saying, "i didn't say that i think you look like a princess, i said that you looked as beautiful as sally acorn who happens to be a princess." (1/2)
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