canada will maybe be the 51st state. period. we are a mediocre economic zone with little independence. americans barely notice we're up here. but they still bully us into joining their wars sometimes. we apparently supply america with all this energy but i can barely afford my hydro bill. we buy a lot of shit from america because we don't make a lot ourselves. our weak and pathetic ndp-liberal-conservative government has failed in all regards to do anything good for canada. i will passive aggressively post internet comments. when i am prime minister, in my internal fantasies, i will imagine canada strong and it would be so cool we'll be like "fuck you china!" and china will apologize and think we're so cool and tough.  taxes, red tape, paycheques, making stuff. canadian economic zone first or second or whatever i dunno.
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