how shit is your city?  i live in leeds. i think its the 3rd largest city in the uk. things i have seen include > drunk norf fc man suplexing his burger onto a random car after taking a single bite > homeless scottish man screaming "ahhh yerve put me on me arse" after being thrown off a bus for arguing with the driver > homless man threatening to stab another homeless man in the head with an icepick > homeless man showing people his flesh eating disease ridden leg in the train station > homless man pacing up and down alley while repeating the word "fucking" to himself > grocery store butcher chasing after couple stealing items in an empty pram > see the same guy outside a pub 5 minutes later getting angry at people for not buying shaving cream off him. > black guy running in spot with his arms dangling like a zombie on the side of the motorwag for over an hour > guy got fully naked outside a club after being refused entry screaming incoherently and literally windmilling his dick around in front of the bouncers and an entire queue of people > hordes of muslims and liberals banging on drums in solidarity for palestine through the city centre and so on and so on...
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