my dad is pretty much a useless drunk.  he wasn't always like this. but once my siblings and i grew up and he didn't have to be responsible anymore, all he does is drink and do as little as humanly possible.  every hobby he has, which he seldom does is a hobby that is conducive for him to drink a lot while doing it.  he's got a pot belly like a beach ball. a 6-pack of quality dark beer has like 1,200 calories in it and he easily drinks a 6 pack in one evening. he's gotten a dui and his brain is so sloshed he can't even navigate the legal proceedings, the letters of which are written for the lowest common denominator, even niggers are supposed to be able to understand, and yet he can't.  people talk about weed making you lazy and not want to do anything, but holy shit, his beer and mixed drinks and all that stuff just....ugh.  it's really hard to have any respect for him because this is all his doing. i even talked to him about it and it's instantly a defense of his drinking "i still go to work! i only drink two beers at a time (lie)".  i like beer, once a year i get a case of beer around this time a year just to taste it. i like good quality beer. but how the fuck can you drink 6+ of them a night? i mean don't you get tired of drinking? imagine drinking 6 bottles of water in a sitting. wouldn't it make you piss your brains out?  i da know, i'm just really happy this beer shit is dying. he's an old man, who the fuck are you trying to impress? who are you trying to look "cool" to? you're just a fat useless drunk. how are you okay with that?
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