leave the kids alone. they will be adopted and assimilated in the tradition of the noble iroquois. for the rest, outward-facing "remigration trebuchets" can be set up on every square yard of coastal land, including the northern part, and they can be in operation 24/7, including the winter months. i would pay good money even just to listen to the sound of a mile-high pajeet smacking into a solid ice floe. also, i'm sure the polar bears of baffin island will soon learn to appreciate the fresh sources of meat associated with the sounds of the merry laughter of white men and the rhythmic ground-pulse of the catapult. hope they like curry.
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