> be democrat party > platform becomes increasingly more radical > oppression_olympics.jpg > begin campaign for 2024 election > withdraw senile sleepy joe at the last second > run some irrelevant dei puppet without proper dnc vote > not even the most crooked dem governors want to be her running mate > choose a washed up white male governor with a fake personality to appeal to us's majority demographic > somehow lose all swing states and the popular vote > that's not good > you've been desperately trying to lock him in prison for the last 4 years > you persecuted him in his home state > you endlessly compared him to genocidal maniacs > your supporters tried to kill him twice > now he is about to be the most powerful man in the world > begins to exhibit evil-arc tendencies > uh oh > he begins saying he will take over nearby countries > he is going to ruin the country and its the all your fault at least we'll be able to vacation on the warm beaches of greenland without a passport
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