fucking heating come on this morning, so house was sweltering when i woke up about ten-ish. sweating me bollocks off i was, so i popped the front window open, and i was sat there smoking a spliff watching some shit on jewtube about ubisoft being in trouble, then i heard the bin lorry come round and i don't fuck about with the bins, i just leave them out in the street, i don't care. they always empty them. i ain't fucking about putting them in and out. fuck that shit. some of my cunty neighbours have left little passive-aggressive notes on them saying to put them away, but i just ignore them. anyway, the binmen come round and my neighbour to the left has actually gone out to them and told them i put black bags in my recycling bin, and i'm sat there hearing all this, and the binman was just like, not really fussed mate desu, and emptied it anyway. he started gobbing off at them about doing their jobs properly or some bollocks then stormed off up the little entrance between our houses with his bin. naturally i ran out to stand in the doorway with my joint like, you alright mate. fucking cunt. why are people like this? little rule followers
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