> be german pm > implement energiwende > promise green shit to the envirosimp masses > get a place on gazproms board after being pm because what you really just did was make your nation addicted to the cheap juice sold by your ancestral enemies. like poetry.  the german population should execute every politician they've had since the end of ww2 and reconstitute hitler from a cum stain in his underwear and they would still only be a quarter-way to having justice for themselves.
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