modest proposal for remigration  brothers of the west, i am saddened by the recent events in germany.  if it is not possible for arabs and muslims to coexist with europeans, i understand.  i come here to ask of a compromise. if we are to return to our ancestral homelands, there will be unending war and instability. we are already too westernized for it to be possible to reintegrate in the middle east. the israel situation will seem like child's play. this will worsen the energiekrise and will ultimately be against the west's interests.  we should therefore create a new homeland, outside the middle east.  for the betterment of both of our civilizations, you should gift us australia. islam has been in australia for nearly as long as christianity. we were able to make friendship with the aborigines, and often intermarried. we introduced the camel and built mosques. we can thrive in australia and build a new paradise on earth.  all the west needs to do is remigrate the descendants of european criminals and settlers in australia (13 million people) back to europe or north america. then our people in europe (8 million) and north america (4.5 million) will remigrate to australia. a population exchange like this will ensure there is no disruption to the economies of either continent. it will also solve the west's shortage of highly skilled labor. the white australians will no longer have to suffer heatstroke.  we will no longer have to suffer vitamin d illness either (particularly bad in berlin this winter). we will terraform the outback with the flora and fauna of our homelands and uplift the aborigine population. australia will become a perfect island oasis, and as a token of friendship, you may use it as a vacation destination (but not stay here).  brothers, please send our demands to your leadership in the west. notify the australians to pack their bags.  may our two civilizations flourish to greater heights.
Germany