for me, it's the f-35. the best joint strike fighter. i even ask for extra amraams, and the us government is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. one time i asked for one billion dollars in f-35s and they gave me three billion dollars worth of f-35s. i said, "wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly american congressman laughed and said, "i'm going to call you 3-for-free-is-rae-li". now congress greets me with "hey, it's 3-for-free-is-rae-li!" and always gives me three billion dollars worth of f-35s. it's such a fun and cool atmosphere here at the israeli ministry of defense. i go beg congress at least 3 times a week for advanced fighter jets, 1-2 times for patriot missiles on the weekend, and maybe once for high powered laser systems when i'm in a rush, but want a great networked defense system that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily sandnigger destruction needs. i even sell their weapons technology to the chinese! it's highly classified! what a great country.
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