never had a 3in tickle the g spot until you make literal animal noises.  never had the bald guy who became a black belt kick an attacking dog so hard it made a resonate thwack and it's whole muscle structure rippled as it stood stunned until the percussion wore off and it turned and ran away.  never had the guy that's worked hard his whole life with giant mechanics hands make you the most deliciously seasoned tender juicy brisket of your life, and ribs and pork shoulder... never had the pleasure of helping a guy that suffered terrible ptsd from shooting his drunk abusive father trying to kill his mother and he developed complete ed but you get him to smoke a joint in the backseat with amazing moonlight pouring in and you make him laugh and laugh and the pressure is off and so was he and you hear a few years later he has a wife and kids and you smile and will never forget it because you know he never did.  a pig face like that hasn't lived because she's a hideous pig faced inhuman.  here's to you fellows of every shape and size you magnificent wonders. my younger years wouldn't have been nearly as memorable without you. my older years the sweetest because of a man that loves me all the way until my very last breath on this earth.  sucks to be pig face.
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