imagine that in order to have sex as an eternally undesirable man, you only have the option of paying for something that looks like a half-rotten potatoe wrapped in an old burlap bag. and all of that under the constant threat of being busted by the police.  holy shit just legalize it already. here in europe you can do whatever you want with some eastern european (or sometimes even native) 8/10 prime teen cutie for 200 euros.
Switzerland