> be shill > hates trump with every fiber of they/thems being > wake up every morning time to dilate! > hits /ptg/ hmmm, what should we go with today? > eureka!!! i'll spam miga until my fingers bleed > also somehow hes hitler > 35 posts later not a single reply > someone points out i'm only bumping the thread > my actblue manager is gonna be fucking pissed > check bank account  > it's overdrawn  > pissed because i haven't bought a funko pop in months > i'll watch the latest softball harris interview to cope > answers every question with im speaking, orange man bad word salad > how the fuck is she dumber than joe? he has fucking dementia! > mom comes down to basement with tendies > i'm so angry i slap her with my dilator > tendies fly through air and honey mustard on my mlp furr suit > moms nose is bleeding tells me no wifi for month she trips on my dragon dildo leaving > i'm literally shaking right now > latest polls come out, she's down another point > turn on trump rally and see over 100k people > news is showing him giving out mcdonalds and now hes going on joe rogan > itshoever.jpg > decide to end it all > make noose goodbye cruel world > swan dive off my disney elsa kids bed > rope breaks because it was made in china > i can't even join the 41% > pray to jesus who i don't believe in that things will be different tomorrow
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