i suspect al-jolani was programmed like an llm to be the most semitic semite in the world, capable of out-jewing the jew. using cutting-edge saudi tech > "oy vey, nice regime their assad" > *yoink* > "dont worry, we love diversity :) druze are safe. we will be friends with israel (but obliterate your proxies in the northeast, you won't do shit kikes)" > "oh, damn, those druze switched up on you right after i visited them! what a coincidence, everybody left in syria now despises israel."
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