> - lots of doodleniggers one winter day i was at the beach in south florida. there was barely anyone there, and off in the distance i saw what appeared to be a very old wrinkly woman in a pink bikini. as i got closer to the lighthouse she turned out to be this really young girl with a perfect body, completely ruined by tattoos. i said to her 'hey that's a lot of tattoos, you looked like a wrinkly old woman from back there' as i pointed to the pier. she just looked at me an kept walking.
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