(2/2) another source in the idf says that hamas, hezbollah, and iran tongues netanyahu's anus. this appears to be the position they're most comfortable in. after launching hundreds of missiles, most of which landed around but not on the mossad hq and various military bases, the iranians claimed victory, destroying an entire palestinian.  citizens in beirut rejoiced after hearing most of israel had their sleep interrupted, having to sit in a bunker for a few hours. reuters can confirm that muslims tongue jewish anus.
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