bit i digress. the toilet witch has a favorite deceptive stratagem for capturing high-t pajeet males. she will appear as an impossibly clean white woman illuminated by "browb light," which has never been documented to my knowledge but survivors nonetheless insist the light on this woman is somehow brown. anyway, she will gesture welcomingly toward the toilet. this never happens where more than one pajeet can witness it, which is one reason they prefer safety in numbers for shitting time. just to see the toilet witch can be enough to scare weaker pajeets into cardiac arrest
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