too many counties came in red so they're trying to figure out how to ballot stuff without making it suspicious (ignore that it's been days since the election ended) california has a red corridor now so they're going to take the longest to count. arizona might take the cake because they have a significantly smaller population size and are taking forever to keep kari lake out. narcos and the mccain machine fear the lake (she's probably going to get whacked if she wins, they already tried bribing her)
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