yes yes food is cooking rice doesn't cook instantly because i make it for real and don't use the idiot bachelor kind do you know how many fucking stupid internet arguments i am vindicated on i felt like a fucking madman so often arguing some of this shit it felt like i was explaining some schizophrenic delusion only i had. everything i said about the antimemetic election: there was absolutely zero indication from the internet conversation that trumo was going to completely swamp this year's vote, expand his 2016 map, win the popular god fucking damn this rice better cook fast so i can start drinking
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