do you know how i know you have no actual clue what the fuck youre talking about, anon? you know how i know that this is just some self-deprecating narrative you play out ok your head (probably to justify your victim complex and avoid having to take responsibility for other areas of your life)? you wanna know how i know that you dont have a fucking clue what goes on in the real world and you spend waaaaaay too long on the internet? its coz your flag is u.k. but you speak like a fucking yank. every colloquialism you use is an americanism, you didnt use any british slang or colloquialisms. we dont fucking talk like this over here. if you actually made some effort to go out and interact with actual people you would fucking know this.  online culture is dominated by americans, you talk like a fucking american. unless you live in london which is no longer culturally part of the u.k. in which case my heart goes out to you brother
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