and adoni bezek had 70 conquered kings with their big toes cut off living under his dinner table surviving off his table scraps until the king of the jews showed up and cut adoni bezek's big toes and now adoni bezek lives under the table of the king of the jews feeding off his crumbs. it rilly rilly happened, gnominsane? and it's worth the deepest spiritual contemplation because y'know it's in "the good book".
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