story time! > work for this company about 8 years ago > get sent to buckinghamshire (an industrial park with a town around it) for a week for work stuffs > didn't take knife on plane because tsa niggers > land on a weekend so get a couple of days to walk around, buy souvenirs etc. > purchase tiny, cheap little folding knoife (didn't even have a loicense) > blade is like 1.5 inches - what we call a "mouse knife" at home  > go to our new facility to help set it up > helping to set up work stations > opening boxes > all the britfags are tearing at the tape like feral chimps trying to open boxes > remove mouse-knife from pocket > proceed to cut open box, remove contents and break down box for the dumpster > notice it's eerily quiet as i do this  > look up and see multiple mortified faces just staring at me > "a-anon...w-why do y-you have a knife?! > pause  > picrel = mfw > "to cut open these boxes...like.....exactly what we're doing now..." > "is....i-is that r-really necessary?" i swear to god 1 fat american with an unsharpened pencil could take over that entire shithole island and be king. seriously my thumb is longer than the blade on this knife but these green-toothed inbred pussies acted like i was swinging around a lightsaber. the uk is doomed. the only men there are the muslims and tourists.
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