my father delayed his career so my mother could get a four year degree on a whim. she talks about it like we'd discuss finding a $20 bill on the ground. then, she went to cosmetology school on a whim with a bunch of young sluts. then she went to a seattle bumpershoot event alone and met guys there. next thing you know they have a decade-long divorce that causes the judge to step down and retire. people at work gently prod me about being 33 and single and i just act like i haven't found the right person. i honestly might start hunting at being gay just so they'll leave me alone. i don't want to be hurt. i'm perfectly fine alone as i have been for most of my life. i live sorta like freaking chris-chan but it's my happy place and the only reason he got a bad rap was all his attention seeking and horniness.
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