here is how trump is going to fix the economy, undo inflation, make all americans richer and more prosperous than ever: after being sworn in, he will announce that trumpdollars will be replacing federal reserve notes as the official currency of the united states, effective immediately. us citizens and us based corporations can redeem frn dollars for trumpdollars at a 1:1 ratio for the next 365 days. physical notes can be exchanged at any us bank or post office, all electronic accounts will be converted automatically. foreign governments, corporations, and individuals, including those currently residing within the usa (legally or illegally) are out of luck. after the one year exchange period, any outstanding federal reserve notes will no longer be considered legal tender and should be destroyed. at the same time, the production and issuance of trumpdollars and the supply of trumpdollars in circulation will be fixed going forward. the us will also begin issuing magabucks as payment to us citizens and corporations for any work they do to make america great again, at an official rate of 1 magabuck for one hour of an honest man's hard work. the equivalent of a year's worth of magabucks will be given to any natural born, us citizen, married couples living together who have a child. all other government handouts and welfare and gibs entitlement programs will be terminated immediately. trumpdollars and magabucks will both considered legal tender for all debts, public and private. the exchange ratio of trumpdollars to magabucks will be floating and will be determined by the free market. the federal reserve, no longer being necessary, will be immediately abolished and all current and former board members will be tried and executed for their crimes against the american people.
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