> hello? > 911? > there is a fat mexican guy stuck on the baggage collector > he just keeps grunting and rolling around, yelling "curajo!" constantly > he's looking pretty bad he just shit himself. > there is a giant puddle of shit now under his fat calves and its smearing a smelly brown line around the island > wait he's puking now > i'm puking hold on > everyone is puking now please send help!
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