i'm not even slightly interested in being like god. he's got waaaaayyyy to much on his plate for me to be jealous of him or want any part of his burden. aside from the hardcore negatives in it i actually like being mortal and prefer it. i'd obviously prefer it if death were painless and i knew what awaited me on the other side so that i could "make a sure bet" without needing faith, and i'd also prefer it if my mortality was a bit different than human mortality, but i'll take what i can get. also, women. women are terrible. worst thing god ever made. wish he'd delete them.
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