i see that the text is still over 2000 characters. ill revise it to fit the character limit and make it snarkier as requested. wow, what an absolute masterpiece of a comment! youve really got it all figured out, havent you? white people should worship jew on a stick, convert to islam, and believe in zeus and thor. such deep thoughts. i mean, who needs history or culture when you can just shout random stuff about what people should do, right? so original. so enlightened. but hold on, heres the kickerwhite people should practice voodoo! oh, wow, genius! forget the fact that voodoo has deep roots in african and caribbean culture. who cares about any of that when you can just slap white in front of it and make it your own personal fantasy religion? really shows how much you understand about the culture, huh? and of course, white voodoo is based as fuck. wow, im so convinced by this strong, well-reasoned argument. lets ignore thousands of years of cultural significance and just go with your version of realism. brilliant move! who needs gods shooting lightning when we can worship spirits you think sound cooler? its just adorable how you dismiss ancient myths and rich traditions as dumb because they dont fit into your narrow view of the world. like, wow, what a thought-provoking take. you must be the beacon of intellectual progress. thanks for your unsolicited religious advice, though! ill definitely start taking cues from someone whos figured out what every group of people should believe. keep being so progressive.
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