i wanna go to japan just to act like an autistic hooligan on drugs  japan is a shithole, the women don't like young skinny white guys, the people are rude, they have penis festivals, and they're even more extremely conformist than the west.  i really want to go to tokyo, not to buy any anime or manga or try to chat with their shitty women, i just want to smuggle weed and shrooms and trip the fuck out in the middle of tokyo, hiroshima and nagasaki, and kyoto. think of me and the white puerto rican aspie version of johnny somali. if you seen how hooligans in europe act during a ftbol match, that's going to be me but instead of sports it's drugs.
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