> be me > having a bad day > dont really care one way or the other about the election > mindlessly pull into my local mickey ds > dont notice the line of cars and especially the swarm of black vans > man in black suit walks up and asks me to lower my window. > try to suck in my stomach and straighten out my neck to hide my double chin > youre clear waves me on to the drive through  > wtf? > pull up to order box > hear extremely friendly, warm, and young voice say hello there and welcome to mcdonalds! what can i getcha? > not used to this warm of a response > not thinking clearly > order my favorite bad mood meal,100 piece nuggies, a happy meal, and a kids strawberry shake > voice replies, awesome! well have that ready for you! > start pulling up to window > oh shit! what did i just order??? > stopped ordering this fat lonely autism meal after i was laughed at last time. too worried about the black vans so pull up to pickup window > ready for the looks of shame and embarrassment > holy shit donald trump is in the window > all i know about him is that hes a complete asshole and berates people constantly > start shidding and farting loudly, car reaks and i feel sick > window opens > with a big smile he says, thanks for coming to mcdonalds, the best burgers ive ever had. i love you people and i love this order. burgers are the best but i love the nuggets. i should get them more but i dont. i really should. have an extra one. love the shakes too and the happy meal boxes are my favorite. i love these. youve got my favorite order so far. you really are the best. > hands me my food > i pull away slowly and try to process what happened > look back > see this i think i'm gonna make it. also will be voting trump
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