hey all, its me, sonic! did you know that running at supersonic speeds isn't just about collecting rings or beating eggman? it's about fighting for justice and equality! that's right, every time i zoom past, i'm not just breaking the sound barrieri'm breaking down barriers of oppression. because if you're not standing up against tyranny at the speed of sound, are you really living at all? i mean, who else can say they've saved the world from both evil robots and authoritarian regimes, all while indulging in a chili dog or two (or twelve)? so next time youre feeling down, just ask yourself: what would sonic do? the answer is simplefight for what's right, go faster, live louder, and always remember to challenge the white cis-males of the world. and if anyone tells you to slow down or give up the fight, just give them a wink and say, "i stand with sonic!" zoom on, my friends. zoom on.
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