i hate the fact that women are so expressive. they will share every detail of their day and meanwhile i'm like "shut the fuck up, i don't care what you said to the barista at starbucks or the contents of your order, why does this inane shit matter", but i can't say this out loud because she will start crying. give me the fucking cliffsnotes please. if there isn't something relevant or interesting about what you're saying, why are you saying it? do you like wasting my time? if i haven't told you any details of my day, it's probably because it was an ordinary day where nothing of note happened, or if anything did happen i know it's something you don't give a fuck about so i won't waste your time with it. i'm being considerate, why can't you see that? goddamn. love from kazakhstan.
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