i've had that happen before. pretty embarrassing. i was probably 16 at the time. i was on the horse that got mounted, like that woman. nobody was on the stallion. i was out riding with friends. it was their mare i was riding. she was a bit out of shape and they'd been working her on some pretty steep uphill rides. we did the same that day. she was in a good lather and was pretty tired on the way back. she wanted to get home so she accelerated a bit when we were close to home. they do that sometimes when they want to get a drink, eat, get the rider off their back. i let her and didn't slow here pace. we got back maybe 1 minute before everyone else.  i rode up to the gate, unlatched it from a mounted position, pushed the gate open with my foot, we went through and just before i dismounted another horse mounted her and i was pinned against her neck. i had this stallion's head right next to mine and he was pumping away and snorting hot air and snot in my face and that's when everyone else rode up. nobody came to my rescue they all just laughed until the stallion was done. in hindsight it was hilarious.  in the moment it was embarrassing as my crush was their (i later ended up dating her for 3 years so in the end it was okay), as well as several other peers. i will also never forget my best friend's parents watching from inside the house and laughing their heads off. i saw his mom look up from washing dishes, she looked concerned at first, she clearly called her husband over and then he started laughing and then she did.  man i miss that life. i hate living in the city.
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