Main office clerk: **urgent!!** Did you do XYZ?!??
Me: Yes, XYZ was done in August and ZYX isn't due until Feb. 
Other Main officelady: YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO XYZ! HERE ARE ALL THE ARTICLES ABOUT IT. DON'T DO IT. WERE SENDING LETTERS!

Bitch. Why tf you ask if I did it then?