Had covid: ✅ (never got tested, but I was really, really sick in Dec. 2021, so most likely)
Tweet got 1k likes : ✅
Met a celebrity : ❌
Been on TV : ❌
Shot a gun : ❌ 
Stolen anything : ❌
Skipped School : ✅ (senior skip day baby!)
Broken a bone : ❌
Been arrested : ❌