You have no respect for logic Inspired by Hosch250, TopinFrassi, Legato and the recent milestone of having our 100th fizzbuzz question on Code Review I decided to add an ArnoldC FizzBuzz to the collection.

I haven't found any best practices about the language, but I assume the code needs to be VERBOSE. For those unfamiliar with the language, a small excerpt of the keywords:


True              NO PROBLEMO
ModuloOperator    I LET HIM GO
DeclareInt        HEY CHRISTMAS TREE
AssignVariable    GET TO THE CHOPPER



The challenge itself doesn't need introduction. Write all numbers from 1 up till and including 100, but:


Write Fizz instead of the number when divisible by 3
Write Buzz instead of the number when divisible by 5
Write FizzBuzz instead of the number when divisible by 15


LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY modulo
  I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE dividend
  I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE divisor
  GIVE THESE PEOPLE AIR
    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE quotient
      YOU SET US UP 0
    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE remainder
      YOU SET US UP 0
    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE product
      YOU SET US UP 0
    GET TO THE CHOPPER quotient
      HERE IS MY INVITATION dividend
      HE HAD TO SPLIT divisor
    ENOUGH TALK
    GET TO THE CHOPPER product
      HERE IS MY INVITATION divisor
      YOU'RE FIRED quotient
    ENOUGH TALK
    GET TO THE CHOPPER remainder
      HERE IS MY INVITATION dividend
    GET DOWN product
  ENOUGH TALK
  I'LL BE BACK remainder
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY

LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY divisible
  I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE dividend
  I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE divisor
  GIVE THESE PEOPLE AIR
    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE result
    YOU SET US UP 0
    GET YOUR ASS TO MARS result
    DO IT NOW modulo dividend divisor

    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE isZero
    YOU SET US UP 0
    GET TO THE CHOPPER isZero
    HERE IS MY INVITATION result
    YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME 0
  ENOUGH TALK

  I'LL BE BACK isZero
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY

IT'S SHOWTIME
    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE maxValue
    YOU SET US UP @NO PROBLEMO
    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE n
    YOU SET US UP 0
    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE divisible
    YOU SET US UP @NO PROBLEMO
    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE multiple
    YOU SET US UP @NO PROBLEMO

    STICK AROUND maxValue
        GET TO THE CHOPPER n
        HERE IS MY INVITATION n
            GET UP 1
        ENOUGH TALK
        GET TO THE CHOPPER maxValue
            HERE IS MY INVITATION 100
            LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET n
        ENOUGH TALK

        GET YOUR ASS TO MARS multiple
        DO IT NOW divisible n 15
            BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE multiple
            TALK TO THE HAND "FizzBuzz"
            BULLSHIT
            GET YOUR ASS TO MARS multiple
            DO IT NOW divisible n 5
                BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE multiple
                TALK TO THE HAND "Buzz"
                BULLSHIT
                GET YOUR ASS TO MARS multiple
                DO IT NOW divisible n 3
                    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE multiple
                    TALK TO THE HAND "Fizz"   
                BULLSHIT
                    TALK TO THE HAND n
                YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
            YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
        YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    CHILL
YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED
There's incorrect/inconsistent indentation in:


HEY CHRISTMAS TREE result
YOU SET US UP 0



and


HEY CHRISTMAS TREE isZero
YOU SET US UP 0





The ArnoldC wiki says you should declare 0s and 1s as the "macros" @I LIED and @NO PROBLEMO

HEY CHRISTMAS TREE isZero
    YOU SET US UP @I LIED




In your method divisible, the end of method statement is not on the same indentation as the start declaration.



The indentation in these two blocks is two vs four:


IT'S SHOWTIME
    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE maxValue



and:


LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY divisible
  I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE dividend



You ought to stick to one consistently.




IT'S SHOWTIME
    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE maxValue
    YOU SET US UP @NO PROBLEMO



There we go! Using the macros!

Oh, wait...


HEY CHRISTMAS TREE n
YOU SET US UP 0



Never mind...



And again...


    HERE IS MY INVITATION n
        GET UP 1