How can I disable the status bar on the lock screen? I want my lock screen to actually lock the phone.  I don't want to be able to unlock the phone and initiate a call by pulling the phone out of my pocket, or randomly select notification items if it bangs against my leg.  Is there a way to just turn all that crap off?

For anyone interested in this functionality, I have logged a bug.
The only way to disable the pulldown is to not use the default swipe unlock.  Switching to a PIN, pattern, password, or face unlock will get rid of that.