Using tokens or variables in Views "No Result Text" field How can I include a variable or token as a replacement in views "No Results Text"?

I would like to have information from the currently logged in users account populate this section when it would have otherwise been empty. 

I would also like to access the second argument passed in the URL as replacement text.

example/values/passed/to/views

How can I use arg(2) as replacement text in views?

Here is how I'm hoping to use the UID:
As I understand, in that field you should be able to use only fields and arguments tokens provide by Views only.

Unfortunately you can't use regular tokens  on that field. Maybe you should ask this directely on that issue your request to add support of tokens (that make sense actually).