JAxH obfuscated method, not text A JAPH is a grand tradition of making a program that prints "Just another Perl hacker,". We already have a question about JAPH on this site but they seem more concerned with hiding the text, but JAPH has always been more about hiding the method by which it does what it does. Therefore I challenge you to show off your favorite language's cool features, and don't worry too much about hiding the text (unless you want to).

Here's mine, in Perl, which shouldn't be to hard for an experienced velociraptor to understand, but may be interesting for others.

(*STORE,*TIESCALAR)=map{eval"sub{$_}"}qw'map{print&amp;&amp;sleep$|}split//,pop bless\$|++';tie$t,main;$t="Just another Perl hacker,\n"


Judged subjectively on votes by you guys, lets see some mind-benders!
C

Must be compiled to 32bit. On 64bit machines use gcc -m32 or such.

#include &lt;stdlib.h&gt;

int main() {
    char *c = "echo Just another C hacker";
    int foo=123; //unused                          /* Warning: there's a
    int k=(int)1                                    * (long) system
    //now for the fun part!                         * of chinese boxes
    //behold:                                       * in this code. */
    +0;
    -1;
    ((int(*)(char *))k)(c);
}


Disclaimer: not my idea. I found it years ago hidden in some piece of code. Seriously. Theirs was even better, I forgot several little details. But the gist is there.

When you see it, you'll sh*t bricks.