Executable haiku that outputs a haiku Puzzle:

Write a short, three-line program which:


has 5/7/5 syllables per line when read aloud
outputs a haiku when run.


An example of a program having the correct structure, but non-haiku output, is (Python):

&gt;&gt;&gt; for x in range(3):
...     print "EXTERMINATE HUMANS"
... # I am a Dalek.
... 
EXTERMINATE HUMANS
EXTERMINATE HUMANS
EXTERMINATE HUMANS


(The comment is a bit of a cop-out.)

This reads aloud as:


  for x in range three
  
  print EXTERMINATE HUMANS!
  
  I am a Dalek.


Any language is acceptable. For the purposes of reading aloud, symbols like !@#$%^&amp;*()_+ can be ignored if you want, or pronounced aloud, admitting something like Waka Waka Bang Splat. (I'm sure there will be a Perl entry like !***(!:, )(*@@@#, )_(*)!.)

Extra points if either the code or the output is especially funny, or especially zen.



Edit: If your language requires boilerplate before it can do anything interesting (#include &lt;iostream&gt;?) then I'm happy to ignore the boilerplate.



I've accepted Paul Richter's Common Lisp haiku on the grounds that it made me laugh for a good five minutes.

Honorable mention for Timwi's creative rule-bending (compiler output?!) and for the extremely memorable line "Static void. I long for you."


  Now this question ends;
  
  Many more haikus await.
  
  Continue posting!
C#

Program:

#warning Lonesome
class _{
    static void Eye(long forYou='
        ){ /* My program ends here. */ ;}}


Read:

Warning: Lonesome class.
Static void. I long for you.
My program ends here.


Compiler output:

#warning: 'Lonesome'        (read: hash warning lonesome)
Empty character literal     (read: empty character lit’ral)
Newline in constant