Shortest program that displays a red 3D cube Write the shortest program you can that displays a red 3D cube.

Rules:


The cube must be red, have 6 rendered sides, and be displayed in 3D.
Your program cannot load any textures.
More than 1 side must be visible.
The result does not need to be rotatable.
T-SQL, 168 chars (but no OpenGL)
Decidedly not using OpenGL or Direct3D because there is absolutely no way to do that in SQL. I think I have a pretty nice little cube, anyway.
RAISERROR('
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   @@@@@@@@@            
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x@@@@@@@@@@@@&amp;&amp;
xxx@@@@@@@@&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;
xxxxx@@@&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;
xxxxxx&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;
 xxxxx&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;
   xxx&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;
     x&amp;&amp;
',15,1)

Exploiting the fact that errors of high severity are raised in red: