Return 1 - Popularity Contest The Task

Create a function/subroutine which returns 1. You can make it as elaborate as you like, as long as it returns 1.

The Rules

The entry with the most upvote wins - just like any popularity contest. Good luck!
Golf Script

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It took a long time to optimise this code to its most pure, and dare I say it - beautiful form. Such elegance of the language does not come without years of dedicated practice. The program that, without a Zero-Instruction-Set-Computer can literally never be compressed any further. My entire code golf career has been leading to this moment.

I am free. I am alive.

I see the code that underlies the universe.