Print This Question ↓ The basic idea of a kolmogorov-complexity challenge is to print a set output in the shortest code (though that meaning has changed now). We have had many of them, from Borromean Rings to The Gettysburg Address.
##Your Task
This question is similar, except that it requires printing of a special text - the text of this question. Specifically, the very Markdown code that I am typing right now.
To prevent an infinite recursion in the question, the exact text you have to print can be found here.
##Clarifications

You are not allowed to use any external sources like the internet.
This means that the purpose of this question is not to download this question text and parse it, but instead to store it in you program.
This is code-golf, so shortest code in bytes wins!
Bash, 608 597 bytes

0000000: 74 61 69 6c 20 2d 6e 36 20 24 30 7c 7a 63 61 74 0a  tail -n6 $0|zcat.
0000011: 1f 8b 08 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 95 93 d5 b6 e3 3c 0c  ...............&lt;.
0000022: 46 ef fb 14 fa 71 a8 2e f7 d0 d5 30 33 f3 8c 9a 28  F....q.....03...(
0000033: 89 57 13 2b c7 56 0a 6f 3f 56 3d cc 53 6e ec 6c 69  .W.+.V.o?V=.Sn.li
0000044: ed 4f 7e 58 11 2c 30 d8 0c 6c 4e 08 5c 00 c2 0b c1  .O~X.,0..lN.\....
0000055: f2 68 c9 75 c3 25 7b 5e 99 8c 9b b6 a6 8d 95 ed 2b  .h.u.%{^........+
0000066: c8 2a ac 6b 72 25 81 0d 20 0c ad b7 4e 00 21 90 00  .*.kr%.. ...N.!..
0000077: 77 d2 76 02 d6 81 44 6a a8 d8 0b 05 81 8c 73 82 93  w.v...Dj......s..
0000088: 52 71 57 56 71 05 05 1a 42 67 5d 09 15 06 05 46 5a  RqWVq...Bg]....FZ
0000099: 0e 8e d7 a7 06 f0 84 a0 c2 95 7e e4 d0 a0 db 02 17  ..........~......
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00000bb: d5 c9 4a a4 3d 1a 0e b5 46 c9 75 31 08 82 d9 92 36  ..J.=...F.u1....6
00000cc: 89 3a 88 9d 0f 8f 3b 0a 62 d9 85 e1 7c 3a 1b ef 0f  .:....;.b...|:...
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0000253: ff 7a                                               .z


The above is a reversible hexdump. To create the file, execute

xxd -r -c 17 &gt; 55857.sh


paste the hexdump and press Enter, then Ctrl + D.

To run created file, execute

bash 55857.sh 2&gt;&amp;-


Any other filename that contains no whitespace, doesn't start with a dash or contains shell expansion characters (e.g. *) will do.

I chose zopfli as the compressor since it is compatible with the Coreutils program zcat and achieves better compression than gzip, bzip2 and xz.

tail -n6 $0|zcat reads the last six lines of the source file and pipes them to zcat. The following lines are full of syntax errors and produce no output.

Note that zcat will print a warning (since I stripped the checksum of the compressed file), as will bash (because of the syntax errors). These warnings are printed to STDERR (suppressed by 2&gt;&amp;-), which is allowed by default per consensus on Meta.