Stack Exchange Vote Counter Write a program/function that returns the vote count of its own Stack Exchange answer at the time of its execution.


Your program/function may access this page (codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/82609) off the internet, however:
Your program/function may not accept any user input and
The use of URL shorteners is not allowed
Your program/function may use only its own source as a reference point to its vote count (for example: no referencing strings of text in its contained answer but not in its own source)
Your program/function must output its own vote count and only its own vote count (for example: no returning all vote counts on this page)


This is code-golf, shortest code wins.
jQuery + JavaScript, 85 bytes



$.get("//api.stackexchange.com/posts/82610?site=codegolf",d=&gt;alert(d.items[0].score))
&lt;script src="https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/2.1.1/jquery.min.js"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;




History


-6 bytes because I was using the var data instead of d.
-3 bytes thanks to @msh210
-13 bytes thanks to @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ 
-4 bytes thanks to @user6188402
-5 bytes thanks to @Suever 
-4 bytes thanks to @RobW


Recommended usage


Run snippet.
Upvote.
Run snippet, and be amazed as the number magically increases.


Bonus!!

Who doesn't like a bonus?



$.getJSON("//api.stackexchange.com/posts/" + prompt() + "?site=codegolf",d=&gt;alert(d.items[0].score));
&lt;script src="https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/2.1.1/jquery.min.js"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;




Enter the ID into the bonus and it will tell you the score.

Even more bonus!! Run this snippet to automatically run the program, upvote, and run again! (Requires rep > 15, auth). If it doesn't work, please tell me.