Implement Smokey's !!/alive command Note: SmokeDetector is a bot that detects spam and offensive posts on the network and posts alerts to chat.

What to implement
Smokey's !!/alive command uniformly at random picks one of these messages:

Yup
You doubt me?
Of course
... did I miss something?
plz send teh coffee
Watching this endless list of new questions never gets boring
Kinda sorta
You should totally drop that and use jQuery
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
... good question

and prints it to the screen.
Your task is to implement that command.
Rules
Regular code-golf — the shortest answer in bytes wins ;)
Good luck!
Python 2, 240 bytes
Hexdump:
00000000: efbb bf65 7865 6322 2222 789c 3d4f 3b4e  ...exec&quot;&quot;&quot;x.=O;N
00000010: c430 10bd ca53 aa84 221c 8082 1a51 202a  .0...S..&quot;....Q *
00000020: b4d2 4a6b 6f3c 498c 1c8f f18c 414b 0bf7  ..Jko&lt;I.....AK..
00000030: d93b ec55 b808 0348 54a3 d1fb cf95 3754  .;.U...HT.....7T
00000040: 9f83 9db8 15ae 7a75 536a cc8a 69e5 3851  ......zuSj..i.8Q
00000050: dfed 5a71 f731 070f 31d4 bb1d 3704 6e47  ..Zq.1..1...7.nG
00000060: c546 b76e 1c47 8418 7087 2d8a 1865 235d  .F.n.G..p.-..e#]
00000070: 635e fe90 8539 e0a5 9168 e4ec 4a7a 8750  c^...9...h..Jz.P
00000080: 0e50 5a31 f13c 13b9 27af d30f 1fa6 1218  .PZ1.&lt;..'.......
00000090: 98c8 6c52 1405 cfc8 f4f6 2f17 fb5e a962  ..lR....../..^.b
000000a0: 2115 1cd9 3a2e ee61 369f 5685 dce5 bc3f  !...:..a6.V....?
000000b0: f45f 1f9f c3e1 fa72 feed 282b b764 59ac  ._.....r..(+.dY.
000000c0: 3ea5 1342 e562 215e 6163 d184 f0fc d8a8  &gt;..B.b!^ac......
000000d0: 9eba 514a 8ada 77ae 1b86 6f8b b863 c922  ..QJ..w...o..c.&quot;
000000e0: 2222 2e64 6563 6f64 6528 227a 6970 2229  &quot;&quot;.decode(&quot;zip&quot;)

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