Write a Program in Disguise The challenge is to create a program that solves any one of the HQ9+ problems while looking like another language.

Note: This is not a golf challenge.

Rules:


The program must perform one of the following tasks when run.

Print "Hello, World!"
Print its entire source.
Print the lyrics to "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" (as seen here).

At first glance the program should look like another language.


Grading


Working program that satisfies the rules. +3
Bonus points if the "other language" can be run (syntax valid). +1
Even more points if the "other language" can do something useful. +3
Lots of bonus points for the program being valid (and useful) in even more languages. +5 for each language over 2.
T-SQL

Print 'Hello, World!' -- she said.


Looks like English.