Create an Accurate How-To Article Here is an easy-intermediate challenge for anyone interested!
What is that?
A thing me and brother do a bit too often is this:
One of us has a problem and asks the other to explain how to do certain stuff. The other just says the following carelessly:
How to &lt;verb&gt; in &lt;n&gt; easy steps!
                                   (Newline mandatory)
Step 1 - Do not &lt;verb&gt;.
Step 2 - Do not &lt;verb&gt;.
Step 3 - Do not &lt;verb&gt;.
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Step &lt;n&gt; - &lt;verb&gt;.                 (Capitalised)

For example, if my brother could not find a pen to write with (Do not ask me why) and asked How do I find a pen?, I would probably answer:
How to find a pen in 10 easy steps!

Step 1 - Do not find a pen.
Step 2 - Do not find a pen.
Step 3 - Do not find a pen.
Step 4 - Do not find a pen.
Step 5 - Do not find a pen.
Step 6 - Do not find a pen.
Step 7 - Do not find a pen.
Step 8 - Do not find a pen.
Step 9 - Do not find a pen.
Step 10 - Find a pen.

Sarcasm alert!Now isn't that so accurate and helpful!
&lt;verb&gt; is the problem one of us wants to achieve.
&lt;n&gt; is a random number that we choose (for your information, we mostly use 10 as &lt;n&gt;, but that is not important for this challenge).
So what?
Your challenge is to write a usual program or function using standard I/O and golfing rules that takes in a string formatted with &quot;How do I &lt;v&gt;?&quot; as input, and then print or return the (accurate) how-to article specified according to the rules displayed above, where &lt;verb&gt; is &lt;v&gt; from the input, and &lt;n&gt; is any random natural number from the range 1 to 10 (inclusive) generated by your program. When &lt;n&gt; is 1, remove the ending s in ...steps!.
Standard loopholes are not allowed!

Note: There might be some cases where sentences will be illogical, like in the case of How do I find my pen?. Outputting How to find my pen in &lt;n&gt; easy steps is fine!

Here is another example for further clarity:
Input -
How do I make coffee?

Example output -
How to make coffee in 3 easy steps!

Step 1 - Do not make coffee.
Step 2 - Do not make coffee.
Step 3 - Make coffee.

Good luck!
LaTeX, 269 bytes
\input tikz.tex\let\s\pgfmathsetmacro\pgfmathsetseed{\number\pdfrandomseed}\def\u#1{\uppercase{#1}}\def\f
How do I #1?{\s\n{random(0,9)}\s\m{int(\n+1)}How to #1 in \m~easy
step\ifnum\m&gt;1s!\\\\\foreach\i in{1,...,\n}{Step \i~- Do not #1.\\}\else!\\\\\fi
Step \m~- \u#1.}

Random numbers aren't very nice to handle in LaTeX.
Example output: