Output Pi without math In as few bytes as possible, your job is to write a program that outputs:

3.14


In celebration of a late Pi day of course! :)

Rules

You can do it anyway you like, but there are some restrictions.


You may not use arithmetic operations anywhere in your program. This includes +, -, *, /, %, ^ (exponentiation), etc... This also includes incrementing (usually ++), decrementing (--), bitwise operations, and any built in functions that can be used as a replacement such as sum(), prod(), mod(), double(), pow(), sqrt(), inc(), dec(), etc... (Author's discretion)
The digits 3, 1, and 4 may not appear anywhere in your code.
You may not use any predefined variables/constants that your language may have as a replacement for 3, 1, and 4. (Author's discretion)
You may also not use any trigonometric functions such as sin(), cos(), tan(), arcsin(), arccos(), arctan(), sinh(), cosh(), tanh(), etc... (Author's discretion)
You may not use built-in or predefined values of Pi (or 3.14). No web requests.
Your program cannot require input of any kind (besides running it).
3.14 is the only thing that you may output, it cannot be part of some longer/larger output..


Winner

The answer with the least amount of bytes on April 18th wins. Good luck!

Looking forward to clever answers from clever minds! Malbolge anyone? :P
PHP - 22 bytes

&lt;?=date('n.j',8899e5);


Pi Day in year 1998 was really cool!