Diffie-Hellman secret key choices I'm trying to understand why the secret keys used by Alice and Bob in Diffie-Hellman are $a,b ∈ ℤ∗p$.   

Say $a$ is $p - 1$, wouldn't the transmitted $g^a$ be 1 mod $p$ by $FLT$? Now anytime a passive listener sees a 1 being transmitted would know one of the secret keys and could easily compute the message. I'm sure I'm missing something obvious but I can't figure it out.
The "obvious" (it really isn't that obvious) thing you are missing is: The same reasoning could be applied to literally any other private key! There is nothing special about $a=\lvert(\mathbb Z/p\mathbb Z)^\times\rvert=p-1$ (which would, by the way, more commonly be represented as $0$ modulo itself), except that checking for it is particularly easy. For instance, if an attacker suspects that your private key is $42$, they can simply compute $g^{42}\bmod p$ and compare it to the public key $g^a\bmod p$ you transmitted. Does this imply that $42$ is a weak private key?

The reason why Diffie-Hellman (and in fact, similar fallacies apply to any cryptosystem) can still be secure is that the probability of each single key occurring is negligible. An attacker can test whether your private key equals something, but it takes a certain amount of time (a bit less for $a=0$, but still). When the set of possible keys is reasonably large, the attacker can't search through a meaningful subset of in their lifetime, hence they will, with overwhelming probability, not be able to guess the correct private key.