SQL Server Patch Level Is Inaccurate, Causing Upgrade Issues
Don't be a dummy and run the right stuff. Using this patch https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=53168 and this command everything works great.


  C:\FILELOCATION\SQLServer2014SP2-KB3171021-x64-ENU.exe /qs /IAcceptSQLServerLicenseTerms /Action=Patch /AllInstances