The ultimate virtual machine
I have not heard of any computational problem that cannot be solved by an Universal Turing Machine, and UTM itself fits on a single page:

https://rosettacode.org/wiki/Universal_Turing_machine

In accordance with your plan, it totally disregards human and hardware limitations, by using up both time and space extravagantly. If you disregard some limitations, the quality of an answer quickly degrades to the point of being irrelevant.

IMHO the art of computing is in seeing the equivalence classes and transforming some initial solution to re-balance resources for the specific prioritized objectives. In the absence of priorities and limitations, there is no art. This quest is provably inexhaustible and will never be possible to automate.

BTW, I am also working on a new computing platform (a CPU and a programming language) that is an order-of-magnitude better in one aspect (speed, low transistor count, low energy consumption, easy comprehensibility, short programs), while matching existing solutions on the other aspects. It is a synergy based on closer matching the actual problem and balancing the workload among transistors, microcode and high-level-code. I see a big unused slack in the current technologies, and the gains can be spent on the mentioned objectives.