Why does parallelising slow down this simple problem against looping through all the data?
Parallelism has costs. The processes have to be scheduled, communicate with each other, manage resources, etc. In return you can do multiple things at the same time.

When you have a lot of slow tasks that can be done independently, parallel processing will speed things up a lot.

But when you try to parallelize an easy task it might take longer to handle the overhead than to actually do the work. That seems to be the case here.