Unconditionally Secure Authentication
You need to prove that there does not exist a way of finding $x$ and $y$ so that $plaintext \oplus x$ and $H(plaintext) \oplus y = H(plaintext \oplus x)$. The problem is that the attacker is unlimited in time, so the above may actually be possible. (It suffices to prove that there exist messages for which this can be done.)

In addition, in order for this to be secure, it has to behave as a secure MAC, even known the plaintext. So, saying that you don't care about known-plaintext attacks doesn't make sense. I'll explain. Assume that the distribution over the plaintext is that with probability $0.7$ the plaintext is "attack today" and with probability $0.3$ it is "don't attack". Then, an attacker can assume that the message is "attack today" and modify it to "don't attack" (by XORing in "attack today XOR don't attack" to the first part, and XORing in "H(attack today) XOR H(don't attack)" in the second part. The result will be that with probability $0.7$ the message will be changed to "don't attack" and with probability $0.3$ an invalid message will be received. This should not be allowed under any reasonable definition of security.