I can't Identify this "bug" that seems attached to fresh cut wood
I think I may have it.  gOOgle terms "giant cricket wood tiger stripes" yielded very similar critters:  So-called "Camel, Cave, or Cellar Cricket."

Order Orthoptera (Ensifera), Family Rhaphidophoridae.

Genus and Species will be next to impossible unless I can capture one, but obviously one of the North American varieties that like to hang out in damp decaying wood.

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