What does "和尚撞了道士" mean?
First off: this is a Sichuanese song.



Let's start with something you'll recognize:


  Q: 怎么办？
  A: 凉拌！




In Sichuanese this is called: 展嘴巴劲 or 扳嘴巴劲 or 展牙巴劲. That is relevant because this is a form of Sichuanese 展嘴巴劲. It goes a little something like this:


  A: 有事
  B: 和尚赶道士


It is something that is said when someone thinks that you are coming up with a pretext or an excuse to be busy rather that actually having anything to do.

There also seems to be quite a few variants on the phrase. Obviously from the question we have: 和尚撞了道士. A more common variant is 和尚赶道士. Online you can also find examples of: 和尚做道士 and 和尚撵道士.



There are a bunch of these in Sichuanese:


开腔嘛——开腔&lt;枪>打死人
负责——负他妈的床坝箦
赔——我陪你坐
真的——煮的哟
看嘛&lt;马>——看牛哦
不敢&lt;赶>——过吆
好久&lt;酒>——没得好菜
长——往土坝里长
结婚——脑壳昏
花——眼睛花
钱——夹火钳
等于是——二加二等于四
啥子——帕子，帕子搭到脸上
没关系——没川戏，没川戏看电影嘛