Can someone explain 搜噶斯耐 in internet speak?
搜噶斯耐 = そうですね (sou desu ne)

I'm not sure how 噶斯 becomes desu but hey here we are.
Wiktionary

そうですね
1 that's so, isn't it so?
2 hmm (used to indicate that the listener has heard and understood)


针不戳 is a meme based off of poor pronunciation.

针不戳 = 真不错

The original sentence was:

“针不戳，住在山里面针不戳”

Now people say it wrong on purpose to reference it.