How do I record hook_menu() access statistics
There is no build in stat counter for this. Here is a workaround: 

&lt;?php 
function mymodule_menu() {
  $items = array();
  $items['foo/bar'] = array(
    'title' =&gt; 'example', 
    'page callback' =&gt; 'mymodule_foo_bar', 
    'access callback' =&gt; 'mymodule_foo_bar_access_with_stat_counter',
    'access arguments' =&gt; array('Something', 'Something else'),
  );
}

function mymodule_foo_bar_access_with_stat_counter($something, $something_else) {
  //Log your stats here!
  // goddess_logs_stats_here($something, $soemthing_else);
}