Valentine's day greetings card generator
C

What can be more romantic than syntax highlighting?

  *xx=       "De"
 "ar %"     "s:\n"
"Consta"   "nts ar"
"e red, " "variable"
"s are blue.\nIf lo"
"ve had a syntax, I"
 "'d highlight you"
  ".\n",n[9];main(
    ){printf(xx,
      gets(n))
        ;xx;
         }


Output:

$ echo Ilana | ./vanentine
Dear Ilana:
Constants are red, variables are blue.
If love had a syntax, I'd highlight you.