Is this a Hardy-Ramanujan-Number-ish Harshad Number?
ArnoldC, 888 Bytes

IT'S SHOWTIME
HEY CHRISTMAS TREE i
YOU SET US UP 0
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS i
DO IT NOW
I WANT TO ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS AND I WANT TO HAVE THEM ANSWERED IMMEDIATELY
HEY CHRISTMAS TREE a
YOU SET US UP 0
GET TO THE CHOPPER a
HERE IS MY INVITATION 1
YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME i
ENOUGH TALK
HEY CHRISTMAS TREE b
YOU SET US UP 0
GET TO THE CHOPPER b
HERE IS MY INVITATION 81
YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME i
ENOUGH TALK
HEY CHRISTMAS TREE c
YOU SET US UP 0
GET TO THE CHOPPER c
HERE IS MY INVITATION 1458
YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME i
ENOUGH TALK
HEY CHRISTMAS TREE d
YOU SET US UP 0
GET TO THE CHOPPER d
HERE IS MY INVITATION 1729
YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME i
ENOUGH TALK
HEY CHRISTMAS TREE res
YOU SET US UP 0
GET TO THE CHOPPER res
HERE IS MY INVITATION a
CONSIDER THAT A DIVORCE b
CONSIDER THAT A DIVORCE c
CONSIDER THAT A DIVORCE d
ENOUGH TALK
TALK TO THE HAND res
YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED


I know, I just check for equality, but that shouldn't be the fun part of the program.

Enjoy reading it. :)

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