The Bowlers-Golfers Fraction War
CJam, 1.17 × 10678 bytes

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Well, the string should actually contain 1,167,015,602,222,203,651,546,923,533,233,456,645,527,427,020,625,754,322,603,554,937,551,735,592,092,356,520,085,507,613,447,896,812,875,213,856,544,974,386,642,866,232,121,069,637,599,975,236,272,634,227,913,998,493,360,693,139,149,236,571,503,883,331,020,249,908,672,008,574,221,022,612,893,546,658,640,986,973,481,700,267,591,531,514,666,040,606,217,610,439,998,612,592,897,511,421,801,308,639,396,208,196,301,077,376,577,788,009,239,468,384,204,073,426,482,794,344,190,683,235,393,373,061,689,668,389,239,477,158,591,879,792,606,717,529,814,802,500,558,822,508,662,266,027,694,882,649,391,373,447,012,817,270,871,840,254,480,631,579,732,459,294,193,158,457,158,597,836,239,348,386,288,579,699,763,150,579,966,400,972,286,547,196,034,472,447,664,813,466,769,145,983,290,696,497,053,781,354,086,441,505,174,165,846,491,136,000,001,121,501,860,331,520,000,000,000,004,508,876,800,000,000,000,000,000,126 commas, but the editor didn't let me post the entire code... :(