Random literal number
Lua

print"four"


Highly optimized and golfed xkcd's random number generator

An actual solution, 380

x=math.random(0,150)m=math.floor print(x==0 and"zero"or((x&gt;99 and"onehundred"or"")..(({"ten","eleven","twelve","thirteen","fourteen","fifteen","sixteen","seventeen","eighteen","nineteen"})[x%100-9]or({[0]="",nil,"twenty","thirty","fourty","fifty","sixty","seventy","eighty","ninety"})[m(x/10)%10]..({[0]="","one","two","three","four","five","six","seven","eight","nine"})[x%10])))