Write a short story using only valid code
css (114)
I'm new to the golf scene. Not sure if CSS counts as 'code'. But here's a stab at it.
The year is still young...
body {width: 110%}
.pants {overflow: visible}
.newYear {transform: scale(.8)}

If I understand the scoring:

every individual built-in keyword = 4 * 15

every letter/number = 1 * 54

every unrelated line = 0
= initial score: 114