Programming Dichotomies (Literally)
Javascript (148 bytes)

Creates some nonsense literals, with the side effect of creating an alert* for the question. (the splits doing similar, but creating alerts* for each of the answers).


"';"+alert( 'What is the ideal breakfast???')+/ " ;apl=e"rbta(k"esnc"r.armebplleadc ee g g s(" ) + " \/)k;e"/+ ",t'hceo 'c)a;kye= ailse rat (lpi)e "


Splits:

";+lr('hti h da rafs??)/";p="baken".replace   (    /ke/ ,'co');y=alert(p) 


and

'"aet Wa steielbekat?'+  alert("scrambled eggs")+"\);"+"the cake is a lie"


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Question: What is the ideal breakfast???

Answers: bacon and scrambled eggs