Create an Accurate How-To Article
LaTeX, 269 bytes
\input tikz.tex\let\s\pgfmathsetmacro\pgfmathsetseed{\number\pdfrandomseed}\def\u#1{\uppercase{#1}}\def\f
How do I #1?{\s\n{random(0,9)}\s\m{int(\n+1)}How to #1 in \m~easy
step\ifnum\m&gt;1s!\\\\\foreach\i in{1,...,\n}{Step \i~- Do not #1.\\}\else!\\\\\fi
Step \m~- \u#1.}

Random numbers aren't very nice to handle in LaTeX.
Example output: