Chopsticks mutated with points KoTH
CodingAndAlgorithms
This answer actually uses coding and algorithms, unlike the others so far!reference: imgur(also beats all of the answers posted before this)
def play(A, B):
    if sum(A) == 1:
        return [A.index(1), B.index(max(B))]
    elif max(A) + max(B) &gt; 1000:
        return [A.index(max(A)), B.index(max(B))]
    elif 0 in A:
        return 1
    elif 0 in B:
        return [A.index(min(A)), 1-B.index(0)]
    else:
        return [A.index(min(A)), B.index(min(B))]