Tell me about my question!
T-SQL, 49 bytes

According to the FAQ the database will be updated on Sunday 0300 UTC so this is when you'll get your result. So I'm hoping you're a patient lazy (not really) narcissist (not really). 

select Score,ViewCount
from Posts
where Id=111115


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