Noel Constant's idiotically simple investment system
Unix tools, 111 * 0.9

(Not counting downloading and parsing the Bible)

$ curl -s https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/10/pg10.txt|grep '^[0-9]:'|cut -d' ' -f2-|sed 's/[^a-z]//gi'|tr -d \\n|fold -w2|xargs -n1 sh -c 'grep -i ^$0 symbols.txt'|sed -r 's/(..) (.*)/\2 \(\1\)/'
Zylog Systems Ltd (IN)
Zynga Inc - Cl A (TH)
Zwahlen &amp; Mayr Sa-br (EB)
Surpapelcorp Sa (EG)
Zylog Systems Ltd (IN)
Nisource Inc. (NI)
Novagold Resources Inc. (NG)
Zealand Pharma A/s (DC)
Everest Re Group, Ltd. (RE)
Atlantic Power Corporation (AT)
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I am not a professional investor but I think that the more times a company is mentioned in the Bible the more successful it will be, so I would invest in these: 

  10027 th - Zynga Inc - Cl A
   9026 he - Hawaiian Electric Industries, Inc.
   4748 nd - *
   3681 an - Autonation, Inc.
   3150 ha - Hawaiian Holdings, Inc.
   3109 er - *
   2925 re - Everest Re Group, Ltd.
   2829 in - Zylog Systems Ltd
   2665 nt - *
   2519 es - *


(Future founders, consider creating a company with stock symbols I marked with *, they are not yet taken)