Create the slowest growing function you can in under 100 bytes
Brachylog, 100 bytes

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Try it online!

This is probably nowhere near the slowness of some other fancy answers, but I couldn't believe noone had tried this simple and beautiful approach.

Simply, we compute the length of the input number, then the length of this result, then the length of this other result... 100 times in total.

This grows as fast as log(log(log...log(x), with 100 base-10 logs.

If you input your number as a string, this will run extremely fast on any input you could try, but don't expect to ever see a result higher than 1 :D