How to solve the total task on "return true to win" in 21 chars
21 chars

{valueOf:n=_=&gt;n=2&lt;&lt;n}




My original joke, which got downvoted and proposed for deletion:

11 chars :)

total=_=&gt;!0


Test:

function total(x) {
  return (x &lt; x) &amp;&amp; (x == x) &amp;&amp; (x &gt; x);
}
var arg = total=_=&gt;!0
console.log(total(arg))