Create a program that prints the number of characters it has, in words
Poetic, 400 bytes
Type fourhundred chars? I say, I think I have an angle.
I say &quot;Gosh, could I just go create some poem? Clearly it comes a long way, writing stuff I say.&quot;
I compose the entire written poem, and someone reads a tiny, tiny portion.
&quot;Surely, it all is garbage,&quot; cried a big fat crybaby.
Would HE frankly notice how many long, tedious hours I took?
The crybaby whined a lot. I watched, then I ignored him.

Try it online!
Prints Four HunDrED. (I tried to make it print some number in the 300s, but I can't seem to do so in under 400 bytes.)
Poetic is an esolang I made in 2018 for a class project. It's basically brainfuck with word-lengths instead of symbols.