The Top Ten Elements You Won't BELIEVE Are In This Array
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A monadic link accepting a list of integers, returning a list of lists of clickbaits (each of which is a list of characters and integers). For a full program printing line-feed separated clickbaits just add ẎY to the end.

Try it online! (Footer makes a single list of clickbaits and then separates them with new-lines.)
...or see the example given in the question.

How?

The 99 right-most bytes of this Link form a nilad (a function with zero arguments, i.e. a constant):

“...“...“...“...»ṣ€⁷¤
                    ¤ - nilad followed by link(s) as a nilad:
“...“...“...“...»     - list of compressed strings (the four clickbait-texts with the
                      -   integers replaced with line-feed characters)
                   ⁷  - literal line-feed character
                 ṣ€   - split-at for €ach (read to interweave with the integers)


Let's label these text-parts as X, now the Link is:

I&gt;-ṣ0ṖS€ỊÐḟ‘ɓĠL€ḟ1,ɓ¹ƝÆPẠ$ÐfW;ɓLẋ&lt;¥21W;ż@€"X - Link: list of integers Z
                                             - # get the monotonically increasing runs:
I                                            - incremental differences of Z
 &gt;-                                          - greater than -1 (vectorises)
   ṣ0                                        - split at zeros
     Ṗ                                       - pop (discard final run)
      S€                                     - sum each (length - 1 for all runs)
         Ðḟ                                  - filter discard if:
        Ị                                    -   insignificant (discard any 0s or 1s)
           ‘                                 - increment (yielding all run-lengths &gt;= 3)
            ɓ                                - new dyadic chain with that on the right
                                             - # get the multiplicities:
             Ġ                               - group indices of Z by value
              L€                             - length of €ach
                ḟ1                           - filter discard 1s
                  ,                          - pair with right (the run-lengths)
                   ɓ                         - new dyadic chain with that on the right
                                             - # get the prime-pairs
                     Ɲ                       - for each pair in Z
                    ¹                        -   identity (do nothing)
                          Ðf                 - filter keep if:
                         $                   -   last two links as a monad:
                      ÆP                     -     is prime? (vectorises)
                        Ạ                    -     all?
                            W                - wrap in a list
                             ;               - concatenate with right ([multiplicities,runs])
                              ɓ              - new dyadic chain with that on the right
                                             - # get top count as a list
                               L             - length
                                   21        - literal 21
                                  ¥          - last two links as a dyad
                                 &lt;           -   less than? (1 if 20 or less, else 0)
                                ẋ            -   repeat ([length] if 20 or less, else [])
                                     W       - wrap in a list (i.e. [[length]] or [[]])
                                      ;      - concatenate with right ([[prime pairs],[multiplicities],[run-lengths]])
                                             - ...now we have [[length],[prime pairs],[multiplicities],[run-lengths]]
                                          "X - zip with X (the text-parts)
                                         €   -   for each (item in the current list):
                                       ż@    -     interleave with swapped arguments