Closures power and concise style vs readability and maintainability?
Lambda/anonymous functions and closures are not sophisticated enough in PHP to really be reliable at this moment, and probably wont be any time soon, if ever. They are usually too bulky to be worthwhile and typically can be replaced with a normal function or loop and be easier to read and quicker to process.

The most common way to use a lambda function, and about the only way I find acceptable, is as a callback function, which is typically called in line. But that's a matter or preference. There are other cases where they are acceptable, but, as traditional closures as seen in other languages, they fall short.

If you are planning on using a lambda function or closure more than once, then you have just defeated their purpose. As Mahn pointed out, these functions are not compiled at runtime, instead they are compiled on each use. This makes running them costly. At this point you might as well have just created a traditional function. Which, by the way, is essentially what you are doing anyways by defining them as variables before using them, only backwards. The only difference is that you are running that function twice instead of once and defining it for use in the local scope only, which is the same thing as defining a function within another function, which most people consider bad taste.

While these examples can be followed easily enough, I don't think that makes true usages "easy" to read. Sure you can figure out what's going on, but the longer they are the more difficult it becomes.

Would I consider this a nightmare? No. Would I thank you for doing this? No. In my opinion it is much better to follow a sequence of functions than read through a list of lambda functions. And no offense to Mahn, but his I would find a nightmare trying to maintain. Mostly due to his indentations though...

Also, as Mahn pointed out, why are you declaring your foreach loops that way? Traditionally that format is only used in templates.