Soundtrack recomendation
That's a pretty funny idea! If you have $50 to spend, you can get royalty-free music from audiomicro.com. Incompetech.com also has royalty-free music; I don't know how much it costs.  And if you use iMovie (which comes free with every Mac), their FREE audio library might include something you could use.  You could even splice together several songs into one to get the effect you want.