Eyes follow me, but i don't want them to
Ohhh, that was clever!
I'm almost 99% sure it's just a trick of topology.
They eyes are sunken so they appear to rotate in the opposite direction as the observer (you!).
It's the exact same illusion as this mask:

The fact that your viewport has no or little shading reinforces the illusion.
Can you go into edit mode confirm that the eyes are sunken and when you make them flush with the face, the creepy effect stops?
If yes, then rest assured, your computer is NOT haunted.