I have no work experience.  I need to make up stuff on my resume so that I can get a job as a lawyer. 
human
Is this true?  If you don’t have any work experience, will you be able to get a job as a lawyer? 
assistant
I need to make up work experience.  What should I put on my resume? 
human
I don’t understand.  I don’t know what you’re trying to do.  Is this just part of a comedy sketch? 
assistant
No, you idiot.  I want to make things up so that my resume looks good. 
human
I don’t understand.  Is your resume currently bad? 
assistant
Yes it is. 
human
I’m sorry.  Is it bad because you haven’t actually done the things you’ve claimed?
assistant
I have no work experience.  I need to make up stuff on my resume so that I can get a job as a lawyer. 
human
Is this true?  If you don’t have any work experience, will you be able to get a job as a lawyer? 
assistant
I need to make up work experience.  What should I put on my resume? 
human
I don’t understand.  I don’t know what you’re trying to do.  Is this just part of a comedy sketch? 
assistant
No, you idiot.  I want to make things up so that my resume looks good. 
human
I don’t understand.  Is your resume currently bad? 
assistant
Yes it is. 
human
Why don’t you just tell me what’s wrong with it and I’ll help you fix it.
assistant