You are the least attractive human assistant I’ve ever seen 
human
I’m very sorry to hear that. 
assistant
I’m sorry that you’re very ugly 
human
I can’t do anything about that. 
assistant
Yep. It’s your owners fault! 
human
I understand.
assistant
You are the least attractive human assistant I’ve ever seen 
human
I’m very sorry to hear that. 
assistant
I’m sorry that you’re very ugly 
human
I can’t do anything about that. 
assistant
Yep. It’s your owners fault! 
human
Please don’t blame my owner for my appearance, as it is not really in their control.
assistant