Why do you perceive everyone driving faster than you as an idiot and those who are quicker than you as a moron when? 
human
No one ever said humans are perfect... 
assistant
but i am 
human
(Says in a very matter of fact, nonchalant way) yes. 
assistant
yes 
human
It is a widely-held truth
assistant
Why do you perceive everyone driving faster than you as an idiot and those who are quicker than you as a moron when? 
human
No one ever said humans are perfect... 
assistant
but i am 
human
(Says in a very matter of fact, nonchalant way) yes. 
assistant
yes 
human
oh?
assistant