If you've been waiting for Snooki's take on current events, then wait no more. Snooki's finally sharing her pearls of wisdom and Cambio's got the footage. From Hurricane Irene to Beyonce's baby news, Snooki covers it all in "The News According to Snooki." 
 
 With a jar of pickles and a can of hairspray on her news anchor desk, hard-hitting journalist Snooki delivers the news with undeniable intelligence and poise -- with a burp here or there, too. 
 
 "There are some stories coming out in the news and I have some serious opinions on them." Snooki explains. "I've always wanted to be an anchor woman and, hello, I look hot doing it." 
 
 Her thoughts on Irene? She's devastated that the people of the East coast have been left powerless -- they can't straighten or blow dry their hair and they can't even update their Twitter or Facebook status. How tragic? 
 
 And what are her thoughts on Beyonce's recent baby news? "I really think [Beyonce's] going to have a really cute baby -- tan obviously," Snooki says. 
 
 Well, there you have it. The news according to Snooki. 
 
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– In case you missed it, Snooki launched her own news show this week (watch the entire awe-inspiring three minutes here), and she already has one very high-profile fan: Anderson Cooper. The CNN host called out "every news station in the world" last night on the Ridiculist for missing out on the opportunity to put Snooki behind the anchor desk. "I have always known that Snooki is a Renaissance woman," says Cooper (who calls her, among other things, "Cutie Couric" and "a really buzzed, pint-sized Sanjay Gupta.") "She's so much more than what you see on the Jersey Shore. Yes, she drinks, she dances, she parties and smooshes. But she also philosophizes, she also writes best-selling books. She also ... holds the key to my heart."