Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are allegedly "not getting along at all." According to reports, she is sick of the NBA lockout and wants him to get back to work. 
 
 Us Weekly reports that the couple's rumored marital problems stem from Kardashian perceiving her new husband as lazy while he is unemployed thanks to the NBA lockout. 
 
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 "Kris is not drinking the Kardashian Kool-Aid," a source tells the magazine. "She told him he needs to do something productive. The work ethic in that family really means something. He needs to get off his (bleep), like, yesterday." 
 
 Allegedly, upon returning from her trip to Dubai, Kardashian was disappointed to find that Humphries had not been training hard, and had instead been out partying with friends. 
 
 She also is reportedly feeling uncomfortable being the bigger bread-winner. A friend tells Us that she is giving Humphries an allowance. "She'd rather not spend her money on him like that, but she has to so she can keep up appearances," the source says. 
 
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 But friends of Kris say this is nonsense as he has plenty of money. 
 
 Meanwhile, Kardashian implied to People that having cameras follow the couple for "Kourtney & Kim Take New York" has placed some stress on them. 
 
 "It's not ideal because you're newlyweds and you want privacy," she said at her birthday party in Las Vegas over the weekend. 
 
 Now that Kardashian is headed back to Los Angeles, mom Kris Jenner adds, "They're going two separate directions [with work]. They'll figure it out as soon as they get back." 
 
 Kardashian contends that her marriage is just fine. When asked by Us Weekly if she had seen a couple's therapist, since she has landed a role in Tyler Perry's "The Marriage Counselor," she said, "I don't think I need one!" 
 
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 Just two months since their lavish, $10 million wedding, the newlyweds "are not getting along at all," a source tells the new Us Weekly. "Kris is not drinking the Kardashian Kool-Aid, and it's causing major problems." 
 
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 At issue? While Kardashian, 31, juggles her reality shows and multiple moneymaking ventures, the basketball hunk 26, is unemployed thanks to the NBA lockout -- and partying up a storm on his wife's dime. 
 
 The hard-working Kardashian is already near her breaking point, a family friend reveals, and the couple had a huge fight days before her Oct. 21 birthday. "They had it a out!" a family friend says. "She told him he need s to do something productive...He needs to get off his ass, like, yesterday." 
 
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 Not everyone's absolutely shocked by the marital discord -- on full display when the newlyweds sat in the audience at Monday's Dancing with the Stars, showing not one iota of affection. 
 
 The pair famously married after just nine months of dating. "On some levels," says the friend, "she feels like she made a mistake." 
 
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 For much more on Kim and Kris marital woes -- their explosive fights, the real money situation, how sister Khloe is "legitimately worried" and more -- pick up the new Us Weekly, on stands Friday. ||||| Forget the glitter, the glamour, and the occasional sex tape: At heart, the Kardashians are just an old-fashioned family. They even believe in arranged romances! 
 
 
 
 A source tells Wetpaint Entertainment that last fall, a representative of E!, the network that airs the many Kardashian reality shows, approached the New York Knicks to find out if Danilo Gallinari, the studly Italian who was then a forward on the team, would be interested in dating Kim. According to our source, both E! and Kim were interested in having her date a big New York athlete for the debut season of Kourtney & Kim Take New York, and the Knicks were their first choice. (The show, which first aired in January 2011, begins its second season next month.) Gallinari — then 22 to Kim’s 30 — was told that such a move would be good for his career and that he would garner lots of media exposure. Gallinari declined, saying he would be happy to meet Kim but wasn't interested in dating or being a reality-show star. E! had “no comment” when we called them. 
 
 
 
 Before you could say, “The Knicks aren’t the only game in the New York metro area!” Kim was dating Kris Humphries of the New Jersey (soon to be Brooklyn) Nets. Did E! approach the Nets, too? The Nets declined to comment. (Actually, no team will comment on players these days, due to the NBA lockout.) 
 
 Kim herself has said she met her future husband after attending a basketball game in New Jersey with a friend. When she told the friend how adorable she found Kris, Kim’s friend set up a group dinner with the help of Kris’s teammate, who she happened to know. The rest is reality history. 
 
 
 
 After their extravagant wedding in August, rumors began flying that Kim and Kris were experiencing marital discord, especially after Kris was photographed carrying a moving box and not wearing a wedding band. But they partied happily as a couple last weekend in Las Vegas with Dancing With the Stars pro Mark Ballas, so go figure. 
 
 
 
 What if Danilo Gallinari had been the lucky guy? We’re not sure it would have worked. For one thing, Gallinari was traded to the Denver Nuggets earlier this year, and sorry, we just can’t see Kim and her many accoutrements of fabulosity in… Colorado? Still, the relationship, had it happened, might have had some Kim-worthy features. Right this very minute, for instance, Gallinari is back in Italy for the duration of the NBA lockout, playing for his old team, Olimpia Milano. And what red-blooded reality star doesn’t love a trip to Italy? (Kim did pick the locale for her honeymoon, after all.) Ciao, bella! 
 
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– Prepare to be shocked: Kim Kardashian’s marriage to Kris Humphries may not be the fated, destined romance it appears to be. A source tells Wetpaint Entertainment that an E! rep—the network is responsible, of course, for all the Kardashian reality shows—first approached New York Knicks player Danilo Gallinari to ask if he wanted to date Kim. Kim, you see, wanted to be involved with a New York athlete for her new show Kourtney & Kim Take New York. Sadly, Gallinari declined, but his loss was New Jersey Nets player Kris Humphries’ gain. Then again, maybe it’s not his gain: Rumors of trouble in paradise continue to swirl, with a source telling Us Kim and Kris “are not getting along at all,” partially because “Kris is not drinking the Kardashian Kool-Aid.” The New York Daily News adds more fuel to that fire, citing a Life & Style source who claims that “all Kim’s family and friends positively hate Kris.” It doesn’t help that a currently-unemployed Kris (thanks to the NBA lockout) is apparently spending his wife’s money to party. “She told him he needs to do something productive,” says a friend. “He needs to get off his ass, like, yesterday.” Kim herself recently told People that “it’s not ideal” to have cameras constantly following them around as newlyweds, Fox News adds.