-- According to Taylor Momsen, her parents are to blame for her bad attitude. "Everyone's like, 'Wow, why is she upset and why is she so miserable about things?' My parents signed me up with Ford (modeling agency) at the age of two. No two-year-old wants to be working, but I had no choice," Momsen, 17, says. "My whole life, I was in and out of school. I didn't have friends. I was working constantly and I didn't have a real life." [Star Pulse] 
 
 -- Pucker up, Joseph-Gordon Levitt! If Lucy Hale has her way, she'll be stealing a kiss from the actor by Christmas. "I've never been kissed under the mistletoe. Can you believe that?" the 21-year-old Scream 4 star tells the December issue of Girl's Life. "I feel like that only happens in movies. That will be my goal this year. I love Joseph-Gordon Levitt, so he'd be my pick!" [Just Jared Jr.] 
 
 -- Lindsay Lohan is reportedly heading back to work. With the blessing of the Betty Ford Clinic, the 24-year-old actress will leave the sober house she currently resides in for one day next week to pose for a major magazine. Per an L.A. judge's orders, Lohan will remain in the sober house until Jan. 3. [TMZ] 
 
 -- Though she's been linked to Nick Jonas and Justin Bieber, pop star Selena Gomez says she's open to dating non-famous men. "Falling in love is kind of weird, so you don't really control it," Gomez,18, says. "You kind of can't help who you'll fall in love with. I'd date someone who isn't in the business in a heartbeat." [OMG!] 
 
 -- Ke$ha knows what it's like to be bullied on the Internet. "I was under the assumption that everyone hated me... and then I stopped going on the Internet. About six months ago, apparently people have started liking me. I have no idea why," the singer, 23, says. "I hope it continues, because I'm not innately a douche bag, I don't think — maybe I am — so hopefully people are starting to see that." [Perez Hilton] ||||| Seventeen-year-old quote machine Taylor Momsen is at it again. The gun-slinging Gossip Girl star reveals in her new Revolver cover story that she is fond of porn - though she wrinkles her nose at a certain super-famous erotic tape. 
 
 Taylor tells Revolver (via E!:) 
 
 "If it's a good sex tape, I'll watch it...I like some adult stars. I have a couple favorites. But I will say this: That Tommy Lee/Pamela Anderson video wasn't very good. I wouldn't f*** Tommy Lee." 
 
 This is clearly useful information for Tommy Lee. As for the canon of Taylor Momsen quotes released into the world, this one falls somewhere between her declaration that a certain battery-powered device is her BFF and and she doesn't know who Justin Bieber is. 
 
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– If you're sick of "Goth Barbie" Taylor Momsen's attitude, blame her parents, says the perennially-moody 17-year-old Gossip Girl star. She holds mom and dad responsible for making her "miserable" by turning her into a kid star and destroying her childhood. "My parents signed me up with the Ford" modeling agency at the age of 2, said the raccoon-eyed blondie. "No two-year-old wants to be working, but I had no choice," she tells Us. "My whole life, I was in and out of school. I didn't have friends. I was working constantly and I didn't have a real life." Click here for more of Momsen's outrageous behavior.