We don't really get the whole Sarah Palin fetish that’s popped up on the national scene since she first joined the McCain ticket in the last election, but if the whole math-teacher look gets you off, you’ll now have a tough decision to make come May 12: Not only is Palin speaking at the Rosemont Theatre that day in the flesh, but the Admiral Theatre is hosting a Palin lookalike contest on the same day. A $5,000 cash prize awaits the chosen MILF-like maverick, and the theater is trying to get Palin herself as a judge for the contest. (Unsurprisingly, the Admiral says it hasn’t heard back from her yet.) A release from the club notes that director Sam Cecola held the first Palin lookalike contest in Las Vegas back in 2008 just before the election, during which one finalist “demonstrated her plan for world peace with a very presidential striptease.” All interested contestants can enter here, and a portion of the proceeds will be donated to the Tea Party Campaign. How much do you love your country? ||||| Sarah Palin Look a Like Contest "Less Taxation, More Stimulation" 
 
 The Admiral Theatre Gentlemen’s Club is supporting the Tea Party Movement. A portion of the proceeds 
 
 from the this event have been donated to the Tea Party Campaign. An offer to be a celebrity judge was 
 
 extended to Sarah Palin, although no response was received. Winners of this event won $5,000 in cash prizes. 
 
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– A Chicago strip club is hosting what might be the least conservative tea party fundraiser ever: a Sarah Palin lookalike contest that promises to be, um, somewhat low on family values. The club is promoting the show by noting that the last time there was such a contest—at a Las Vegas club in 2008—the winner “demonstrated her plan for world peace with a very presidential striptease.” Palin will be speaking at the relatively nearby Rosemont Theatre on the same day, May 12, and the strip club says it's hoping she'll pop over and help judge the contest—though for some reason she has not yet responded to their inquiries. The winning MILF scores $5,000 and yes, a portion of the proceeds will go to the Tea Party Campaign, the Onion AV Club reports. If this kind of thing revs your engine, you can get more details here.