On July 4, a couple in Gastonia, North Carolina, was arrested for assaulting each other using an unconventional weapon: pizza rolls. 
 
 Samantha Brooke Canipe, 21, and Brad Scott Beard, 24, "got into a fight about 1 a.m. at their apartment ... by throwing pizza rolls at each other," Fox 46 reports. It's still ambiguous what exactly the couple was fighting about and how they assaulted each other with pizza rolls. 
 
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 Canipe and Beard are each being held on a $2,500 bond. If convicted Canipe could face up to 30 days in jail, while Beard faces up to 60. 
 
 I can only imagine the couple was auditioning to be featured in the sequel to this Totino's Pizza Rolls commercial: 
 
 Follow Eve on Twitter and Instagram. ||||| - A Gastonia couple was taken into custody Independence Day after authorities say the two assaulted each other using pizza rolls. 
 
 Brad Scott Beard, 24, and Samantha Brooke Canipe, 21, were each charged with one count of misdemeanor simple assault and booked into the Gaston County Jail Monday morning, according to arrest records. 
 
 Gastonia police said the couple got into a fight about 1 a.m. at their apartment off Spring Valley Drive by throwing pizza rolls at each other. 
 
 It’s unclear how the fight started, how many rolls were thrown or the brand of rolls that were used. 
 
 Police say Beard faces up to 60 days in jail while Canipe faces up to 30 days in jail.
– There's nothing more American than mom, baseball, apple pie—or, on the Fourth of July in North Carolina, pizza rolls and assault. WJZY reports that 24-year-old Brad Scott Beard and 21-year-old Samantha Brooke Canipe were arrested early Monday and charged with misdemeanor assault after they apparently declared their independence from civility and started attacking each other with pizza rolls in the Gastonia apartment they share. Details haven't been divulged on motive, method of attack, or pizza roll brand. Per Cosmopolitan and a peek at the Gaston County Sheriff's Office website, the snack-loving suspects are each being held on $2,500 bond. Cops tell WJZY that Canipe could face 30 days in jail, and Beard 60. (A "disrespectful" Florida fracas took place over cheesy garlic knots.)