Megan Fox Has A Dirty Mind And Clean Hands 
 
 Megan Fox pops up on the June cover of Allure with the headline, Megan Fox: Dirty Mind, Clean Hands. 
 
 The dirty mind part makes sense, I guess. She spews a slew of the obscenity-filled Fox-isms we know and love her for. But “clean hands”? Where did that come from? Is that like an OCD hand-washing thing? UPDATE: Yes. “This is a sickness, I have an illness…Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air. Putting my mouth where a million other mouths have been, just knowing all the bacteria that you carry in your mouth? Ucch!” 
 
 Oh, and leave her alone paparazzi! 
 
 “I’m not a f—ing reality-TV star that’s courting the paparazzi and wants my f—ing picture taken all the time. I’m at my job and I’m trying to play a character and I’m trying to be serious, and this is the sh– that’s happening to me. It makes me furious.” 
 
 And if you’ve ever wondered why Megan Fox and her sailor mouth don’t attend more industry events it’s because she thinks you are fake and boring, Hollywood. 
 
 “Everyone blows sunshine up everyone else’s ass. I hate receiving compliments; I hate being told I’m talented or people think I’m going to be a movie star. I always feel that it’s forced and fake.” 
 
 Wait — people tell Megan Fox she’s talented? 
 
 ~Melissa Noble ||||| Megan Fox covers the June issue of Allure, and in the interview she drops 24 F-bombs, although the magazine only prints six of them. She also talks about her peculiar hygiene obsessions and eating habits and explains why she is no longer funny. Here are some excerpts: 
 
 On her OCD and toilets without covers and restaurant silverware: 
 
 "This is a sickness, I have an illness,--this is not OK anymore." 
 
 "I'm never doing that again. Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air." 
 
 "Putting my mouth where a million other mouths have been, just knowing all the bacteria that you carry in your mouth? Ucch!" 
 
 On her provocative interview persona: 
 
 "I was trying to be lighthearted and have a sense of humor, but I have no desire to express it, really, anymore, because I've always been fucked doing so." 
 
 On food: 
 
 "I'll starve to death before I'll cook for myself. I think I could survive a week without eating." 
 
 On her love of being alone: 
 
 "I could go days, weeks without talking to another human being." 
 
 On being secretly photographed topless while filming 'Passion Play': 
 
 "If I knew who took this picture, I would personally cause them harm--physical harm, I'm not a fucking reality-TV star that's courting the paparazzi and wants my fucking picture taken all the time. I'm at my job and I'm trying to play a character and I'm trying to be serious, and this is the shit that's happening to me. It makes me furious." 
 
 You can learn beauty lessons from Megan here and go behind the scenes of her Allure shoot here.
– Megan Fox used the F-word a whopping 24 times in her recent Allure interview, although the mag only printed six. She also divulged her germ phobia (“Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air”), her distaste for the paparazzi (“I’m not a fucking reality TV star” who “wants my fucking picture taken all the time”), and, reports HuffPo, her unwillingness to be domesticated (“I’ll starve to death before I’ll cook for myself”). Perhaps most interestingly, Cover Awards reports, Fox airs some of her problems with the “fake” Hollywood culture: “Everyone blows sunshine up everyone else’s ass. I hate receiving compliments; I hate being told I’m talented or people think I’m going to be a movie star.” Which leaves just one question…who are all these people telling her she’s talented?