Mayor of Las Vegas to Prince Harry: COME BACK! 
 
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 The Mayor of Las Vegas is making a serious plea tonow that he's back from Afghanistan -- COME BACK TO VEGAS, ASAP!!!Harry completed his 5-month military stint in the Middle East this week ... and once he got out of the war zone, he finally broke his silence about his Sin City naked photo scandal to the U.K. media ... saying, "I probably let myself down."But TMZ spoke with... who thinks Harry deserves a Vegas do-over ... and tells us the city is ready to roll out the red carpet for His Royal Highness when he's ready to come back."We’re absolutely excited he’s home," Goodman says ... adding, "Prince Harry is always welcome in Las Vegas. When he was here everyone was talking about it. We welcome him back with open arms.”It's no surprise ... considering the city reportedly enjoyed $23 million in free publicity that was generated by the naked billiards scandal. ||||| Last August Prince Harry invited a group of hotel guests back to his £5,000-a-night Las Vegas suite where one of them photographed him and a girl naked during a game of strip pool. 
 
 The pictures appeared online and in newspapers around the world, though only one British newspaper, the Sun, defied a request from St James’s Palace not to publish them. 
 
 Speaking in Camp Bastion during his deployment to Afghanistan, the 28-year-old Apache helicopter co-pilot said: “At the end of the day I probably let myself down, I let my family down, I let other people down." 
 
 The Prince said: “It was probably a classic example of me probably being too much army, and not enough prince. It's a simple case of that. 
 
 “But I was in a private area and there should be a certain amount of privacy that one should expect. ||||| While America was busy Monday watching live video of an elaborate party Barack Obama threw Beyoncé for no apparent reason, the rest of the world was captivated by a series of interviews given by Britain's brash little brother, the Party Prince, Harry. 
 
 Harry, known in his army role as Captain Wales, completed a tour of duty in Afghanistan this week, wrapping up a five month deployment as an Apache helicopter pilot and gunner. He conducted a round of media interviews to mark the occasion. The result was very..."r u serious?" 
 
 The most significant admission to come out of the interviews was Prince Harry's acknowledgement that he's killed in the line of duty ("Yeah, so lots of people have," he said. Elsewhere: "Take a life to save a life.") 
 
 Weighty, but pretty standard army stuff. Things only got weird when, for whatever reason, Harry — who presumably grew up with the best tutors and speech coaches money could buy — began expounding upon his theory that he's good at army because he's kick-ass at FIFA, the soccer video game series: 
 
 "It's a joy for me because I'm one of those people who loves playing PlayStation and Xbox. So with my thumbs I like to think that I'm probably quite useful." 
 
 "You can ask the guys: I thrash them at FIFA the whole time." 
 
 (The Taliban has already condemned Harry's comments, with a spokesman observing that the Prince "has probably developed a mental problem.") 
 
 In fact, that was kind of the unspoken theme of the interviews: for a prince — a 28-year-old prince (or even a 14-year-old prince) — Harry is remarkably poorly spoken. 
 
 Like, Justin Bieber could tutor him. 
 
 Like, this boy dumb. 
 
 Here are the highlights from his media blitz: 
 
 His Royal Highness Prince Henry Charles Albert David of Wales on academia: 
 
 "Exams were always a nightmare, but anything like kicking a ball around or playing PlayStation—or flying—I do generally find a little bit easier than walking, sometimes." 
 
 His Royal Highness Prince Henry Charles Albert David of Wales on selecting a suitable candidate for marriage: 
 
 "You ain't ever going to find someone who's going to jump into the position that it would hold. Simple as that." 
 
 His Royal Highness Prince Henry Charles Albert David of Waleson being photographed cupping his genitalia in Las Vegas: 
 
 "Probably a classic example of me, you know, probably being too much army and not enough prince." 
 
 His Royal Highness Prince Henry Charles Albert David of Wales jubilant at his avuncular future: 
 
 "I literally am very, very happy for them..." 
 
 His Royal Highness Prince Henry Charles Albert David of Wales on the privacy of being a mother-to-be? The privacy of necessary protection? His Royal Highness Prince Henry Charles Albert David of Wales on something: 
 
 ...but I just only hope that she and him - but mainly Catherine - hopefully that she gets the necessary protection to allow her as a mother-to-be to enjoy the privacy that that comes with. 
 
 The other big revelation to come out of the interviews was when Harry implied that he reads everything written about him, though his father tells him not to. Which means he's probably reading this right now. Hi Harry! 
 
 [Telegraph / BBC / CNN // Image via Getty]
– Prince Harry opens up about his naked Las Vegas photo scandal in video obtained by the Telegraph, blaming himself for letting himself and his family down. "It was probably a classic example of me probably being too much army, and not enough prince. It's a simple case of that," he says. But he adds that he didn't think it was "acceptable" for newspapers to publish the pictures: "I was in a private area and there should be a certain amount of privacy that one should expect." In case he didn't have quite enough fun the last time he was in Vegas, the city's mayor thinks he should come back now that he's home from Afghanistan: "When he was here everyone was talking about it," Carolyn Goodman tells TMZ. "We welcome him back with open arms." Harry's line about "too much army, not enough prince" didn't really impress Gawker. In fact, in an impressive piece, Caity Weaver rounds up quotes from all the interviews Harry did yesterday to mark his return home and declares the prince "remarkably poorly spoken." In case you don't quite get her meaning, she adds, "This boy dumb." Some of the other quotes she uses as examples: On why he's such a good soldier: "You can ask the guys: I thrash them at [soccer video game] FIFA the whole time." On finding someone to marry: "You ain't ever going to find someone who's going to jump into the position that it would hold. Simple as that." On his brother expecting a baby: "I literally am very, very happy for them." More on the baby: "I just only hope that she and him—but mainly Catherine—hopefully that she gets the necessary protection to allow her as a mother-to-be to enjoy the privacy that that comes with."