Twilight sparkleboyfriend Robert Pattinson is starring in a new movie, premiering Friday, about a young couple falling in love in New York. It's all romantic and silly, until the film's exploitative gotcha! ending. Want to know what it is? 
 
 New York Magazine ran the spoiler a couple of weeks ago, and now the Village Voice, the third "Top Critic" review on RottenTomatoes, just spilled the beans. Variety and The Hollywood Reporter kept slightly more mum about the ending, alluding only to some grim foreshadowing of Lower Manhattan skylines... 
 
 The end? 
 
 Everything is hunkydory for most of the film. Two young sexys — Bobby Patentleather, crazy Claire from Lost — meet cute during college in the gray whirlwind of New York. They battle past sadnesses, mean daddies, and cigarette addictions on their course to true love. They get married and the Vampyr heads off to his first day of grownup man work. He goes up and up in an elevator and everyone in the audience is saying "My, that's an awfully tall building, where does he work exactly?" And then, can you guess it? 
 
 9/11. 
 
 Edward Pattinson dies of 9/11 at the very end of Remember Me and all the film's happiness goes with him. This is their shocker! It's like Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close if Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close had featured just a few more vampire sexpots. And if Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close had used a national tragedy as an opportunistic, zam-bang! instant-meaning hook at the end, rather than throughout the whole book. 
 
 So well done, filmmakers! Doesn't this oddly make you want to see it? And it makes us curious whether more critics will get so upset/annoyed/tickled by the hokum ending of a twinklevampire movie that they too will let the 9/11 cat out of the 9/11 bag. ||||| So, What’s the Surprise Ending of Robert Pattinson’s Remember Me Anyway? 
 
 Get excited, ladies! Robert Pattinson returns to theaters in two weeks in Remember Me, a romantic drama about two star-crossed, NYU-attending lovers (Pattinson and Lost's Emilie de Ravin) canoodling their way around New York before graduating, getting married, having babies, and living happily ever after. Or so the trailer would pretty much have you believe! Some folks on the Internet were talking today about the film's big surprise twist, and we got curious, so we did a little investigating. Want to know how Remember Me ends? Read on! Spoilers ahead, obviously! 
 
 Are you sure you want us to ruin this for you? If not, you should definitely stop reading now. 
 
 Here it is: In the absence of any time-marking signposts, viewers are led to believe that Remember Me is set in the present — but it's really 2001. At movie's end, after having a fight with de Ravin, Pattinson's character takes an elevator to his father's 92nd-floor office on a bright September morning, looks out the window, and watches helplessly as American Airlines Flight 11 hits the building. That's right — Robert Pattinson dies in 9/11. 
 
 (An early draft of the screenplay [reviewed here] was even craftier about laying the groundwork for its twist: Pattinson's brother, Michael is killed in the World Trade Center attacks eight years before the movie happens, but we learn in the final pages that Michael actually died in the 1993 bombing.) 
 
 The movie's title and Lower Manhattan—showing official poster hint subtly at a downer climax (as does this slightly less subtle fan-made one), but since we'd have never figured it out if we'd not read the end of the script, we bet it'll be a surprise to most Robert Pattinson fans the weekend of March 12. We'd imagine this will start some interesting post-movie discussions.
– Twilight heartthrob Robert Pattinson has a movie coming out Friday, and the twist ending is already leaking out of theaters and onto the Internet. Don't keep reading if you don't want to know! Or continue to learn the secret of what Gawker blogger Richard Lawson calls "the film's exploitative gotcha! ending." New York gave away the ending last month, with plenty of spoiler warnings, and commenters still went nuts. Last chance. OK, the twist: Pattinson's character "goes up and up in an elevator and everyone in the audience is saying 'My, that's an awfully tall building, where does he work exactly?' And then, can you guess it? 9/11." Lawson continues: "It's like Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close if Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close had featured just a few more vampire sexpots." So now you know.