Christie Blasts N.J. Caller: 'I Love Getting Calls From Communists In Montclair' 
 
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 It was a "Did I really hear that?" moment, even by the standards of New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, who always seems ready to pick a fight. 
 
 There were plenty of choice words and insults hurled back and forth when the Republican lawmaker appeared on a live sports-talk radio show on WFAN and sparred with Garden State constituents. 
 
 After all, this conversation takes place just a week after Christie's latest controversy, in which he and his family were photographed enjoying a sunny holiday weekend day on a New Jersey beach, which had otherwise been closed to the public due to a budget impasse between the governor and the state Legislature. 
 
 Here's what happened (at least, what we can print) when Mike from Montclair called in: 
 
 HOST: Mike in Montclair, what's up Mike? MIKE: Governor, next time you want to sit on a beach that is closed to the entire world except you, you put your fat a** in a car and drive to one that is open to all of your constituents, and not just you and your." 
 
 Christie starts interrupting as the caller speaks. 
 
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 CHRISTIE: You know Mike, I love, I love getting calls from communists in Montclair. MIKE: Communists in Montclair. You're a bully governor, and I don't like bullies. (crosstalk) CHRISTIE: Listen, I'm not the one who came on the air... (Mike interrupts) Hey, hold on Mike, Mike who came on the air, swore on the air... MIKE: Who swore? CHRISTIE: You did. MIKE: Get the heck outta here... CHRISTIE: You're swearing on the air, Mike, so, you're, you're a bum. MIKE (Talking over Christie): You have bad optics and you're a bully. CHRISTIE: Oh, bad optics. I'd like to come and look at your optics every day, buddy. 
 
 At that point, the caller is cut off. 
 
 Christie then criticizes what he calls the "leftward" lean of the town of Montclair, saying it's no surprise the caller is from there. 
 
 (Christie handily lost Essex County, where Montclair is, in his 2013 re-election contest.) 
 
 Clearly Christie is not running for re-election. In fact, he's term-limited and can't run again anyway this fall. However, his lieutenant governor, Kim Guadagno, is the GOP nominee and has been dogged by Christie's poor performance marks. A Monmouth University poll out Monday showed he has just a 15 percent approval rating. 
 
 And if Christie's tendency for in-your-face combativeness weren't already well-documented, it might be suggested he's taken to imitating a man he admires, President Trump. But truth be told, Christie didn't need Trump for inspiration for such bluntness. 
 
 Ultimately, it's just Christie being Christie. 
 
 Also worth pointing out: This New Jersey governor is wearing the cap of his favorite football team — the Dallas Cowboys (the very much hated Dallas Cowboys in these parts) AND a New York Mets jacket. 
 
 It's a combination not found anywhere in nature. 
 
 The same can be said of the live, on-air conversation between the governor and "Mike from Montclair" on Monday. ||||| TRENTON -- Gov. Chris Christie's Monday audition to succeed iconic sports-talk radio host Mike Francesa was no picnic as one of the callers immediately zeroed in his now-infamous trip to the beach. 
 
 About an hour into his four-hour run on New York City station WFAN-660 AM, a caller identified as "Mike from Montclair" immediately laid into the New Jersey governor for last week's trip to Island Beach State Park during a three-day state government shutdown. 
 
 "Next time you want to sit on a beach that is closed to the entire world except you," the caller said. "You put your fat ass in a car and go to one that's open to all your constituents." 
 
 Christie, who is used to far-friendlier, pre-screened calls on his monthly radio show on New Jersey 101.5-FM, at first seemed a bit flummoxed. 
 
 Mike in Montclair calls @GovChristie a fat-ass and a bully. Christie calls Mike in Montclair a bum and a communist. And... we're off! #WFAN pic.twitter.com/HUcLMRZPVz -- Sports Funhouse (@SportsFunhouse) July 10, 2017 
 
 "Hey! Well, you know ..." Christie stammered. 
 
 The caller was unrelenting. 
 
 "What's that? What's that ...'gov'?" Mike sneered. 
 
 "Interesting, Mike. ... Interesting. ... Uh. I love getting calls from communists in Montclair," Christie finally responded. 
 
 "You're a bully, governor!" shouted Mike, "And I don't like bullies!" 
 
 The governor then went on the attack, criticizing the caller for his use of profanity. 
 
 "I'm not the one who came on the air, swore on the air," Christie said. "You're a bum." 
 
 How N.J. feels about Christie after those beach photos 
 
 The governor then hung up on the caller, blaming the caller's antipathy on the tendency of Montclair to vote Democratic. 
 
 "In my state in 2013, when I won 19 out of 21 counties, and got 61 percent of the vote, you know, I lost Montclair," Christie said. "So the editorial page editor of the largest newspaper lives in Montclair. This is a town that, let's just say, leans left-wing." 
 
 Later in the broadcast, Christie took an unexpected shot at President Donald Trump after WFAN co-host Evan Roberts criticized Christie for maintaining a "boring" Twitter feed. 
 
 When the governor defended himself by saying it was "an official government account," Roberts noted that Trump -- a longtime Christie friend -- managed to maintain a fairly colorful Twitter presence. 
 
 "Is that what you really want to be my role model?" Christie asked, drawing laughter. 
 
 Claude Brodesser-Akner may be reached at cbrodesser@njadvancemedia.com. Follow him on Twitter @ClaudeBrodesser. Find NJ.com Politics on Facebook. ||||| Ben Strauss is the co-author of Indentured: The Inside Story of the Rebellion Against the NCAA, winner of the 2017 PEN/ESPN award for literary sports writing. 
 
 A desperately unpopular governor with historically low approval ratings auditioned for a new job Monday, but he couldn’t leave his old one behind. 
 
 New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie toted his 15 percent approval rating into Manhattan to host 4½ hours of drive-time sports talk on the biggest sports station in the New York metro area. (We can only hope he crossed the George Washington Bridge to get there). 
 
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 It could have been a momentary break from what has been a heroically bad week that featured holiday pics from hell. Christie was caught sunning himself July 2 on a public beach closed to his constituents, precipitating Monday’s gut-punch of a poll. A lame duck, facing the end of his eight-year tenure in Trenton in January, Monday was in many ways his first big job interview for his next act. WFAN has confirmed that Christie is a candidate to take over the afternoon time slot of the legendary Mike Francesa, fondly known as the Sports Pope, who is leaving the station after this year. 
 
 But New Jersey couldn’t let go of Christie just yet, and neither could Christie get his head out of Jersey, Montclair specifically. The afternoon's most memorable moments—the most riveting radio—were not discussions of New York’s scuffling baseball teams. They were all about politics, specifically Christie’s brand of it and why it's so toxic in his home state. 
 
 About an hour into the show, “John from Montclair,” a famously liberal town that voted against Christie twice, called. Ostensibly John wanted to talk about the Yankees, but the screener did not catch his real intent, which was to tell Christie he had done a “horrible job.” 
 
 “That’s good,” Christie replied. “You lost twice, John. That shows how much you matter. You went 0-2.” So that was sort of sportsy. 
 
 John wanted to know how Christie could root for Donald Trump, which was a center-cut softball, easy pickings for Christie: “I’m enormously relieved we don’t have a criminal in the White House, like Hillary Clinton,” he crowed as he slow-trotted the bases. 
 
 “Michael from Montclair,” who hits cleanup in the call-in batting order, dialed in a little later to make sure Christie knew where he stood on the whole Beachgate thing. Christie, who once called an assemblyman “numb nuts” was ready with some chin music. “I love getting calls from communists in Montclair.” 
 
 “Communists in Montclair? You’re a bully governor!” sputtered Mike. Score that round for the Bully. 
 
 They were only two calls during a full afternoon of radio. There was plenty of sports talk, from the Yankees to the woeful Mets and Knicks. Other callers were Christie fans, too. “You’re my favorite politician,” one gushed. But Christie predicted, correctly, that his squabbles with the two gentlemen from Montclair would be the headline of his audition. 
 
 He was right and for good reason. On a day Christie was supposed to talk sports, he was most animated, most energetic and most compelling when talking politics. His constituents confronting him over the beach fiasco was, in fact, good radio. As was when Christie’s co-host, Evan Roberts, called his Twitter feed boring, unlike Trump’s. Christie responded cheekily, “Is that what you really want my role model to be?” Christie’s sports takes had all the heat of a guy throwing batting practice; there just wasn’t much sizzle. “The Yankees need pitching, which is the hardest thing in the major leagues to get," he said at one point. 
 
 The tabloid speculation that Christie really could be a sports shock-jock has gained steam because the governor, unlike many front-running politicians, is a tried and true sports guy. He was a catcher on his high school state championship baseball team, and the die-hard Dallas Cowboys fan has been a visible presence in owner Jerry Jones’ box in recent seasons. (Christie took another dig at Clinton Monday when he called her a lifelong Chicago Cubs fan who put on a Yankees hat when she ran for the Senate there.) 
 
 Then there is Christie’s personality. In the Monmouth poll released Monday, respondents called Chrtistie arrogant, pompous and crazy as part of a word association game. The qualities sometimes suit politicians, but they often suit radio hosts. Francesa, himself, has certainly been called all three. Indeed, Christie seemed to genuinely enjoy jousting with his political antagonists, particularly when he got to hang up on them. 
 
 In Christie’s favor, the reviews of his sports radio performances have been mostly positive. “He's got the personality for it,” said Newsday's Neil Best. "And his sports knowledge is good for a guy who doesn't do this full time." 
 
 I found Christie’s sports opinions to be relevant, if not deeply insightful. He told a nice story about taking his 7-year-old son to the 2000 World Series, and talked about falling in love with Roger Staubach and the Cowboys as a kid in New Jersey. He blamed owner James Dolan for the Knicks’ woes, and knew the rosters of the Mets and Yankees. And he flashed some of his trademark wit: When Christie was asked how he can devote so much time to his fantasy baseball team given his commitments as governor, Christie deadpanned, “I’m mailing it in.” 
 
 But the draw of Monday’s show was the novelty of an in-the news governor talking sports on the radio. It wasn’t the sports conversation, which, from Christie, didn’t get any more brazen than a prediction for the Washington Nationals: “They're going to suck in the playoffs.” 
 
 That doesn’t bode well for Christie’s chances at a permanent gig, yacking for 20 hours a week, 50 weeks a year. And that assumes he wants this job instead of a cushy, high-paid gig at a private-sector law firm. As Mike Vaccaro, a sports columnist at the New York Post told me, “The ratings would be great for a week, two weeks, but New Yorkers won’t tune in to a novelty act.” Though Keith Olbermann told me in an email that Christie is ideal for WFAN. “For 30 years, WFAN has been a home for uninformed, unintelligible, unlikeable hosts—so Christie would fit right in,” he wrote. 
 
 On a scale of 1 to 10, I’d give Christie’s performance a 6.5. There’s no doubt he cares about New York’s sports teams, but I can’t imagine him building a show around his encyclopedic sports knowledge. Based on Monday (he’s got another shot at it Tuesday afternoon), he strikes me as better suited as a political talking head, where there is already a proven market for what Christie does best: Call liberals communists and Hillary Clinton a criminal.
– New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie tried out for a new role in sports radio Monday—and got an earful from more than one person unhappy with the way he's doing his current job. Christie, who was filling in for New York radio legend Mike Francesa, was slammed by a caller identified as "Mike from Montclair" over his infamous beach visit earlier this month, NPR reports. "Next time you want to sit on a beach that is closed to the entire world except you, you put your fat a-- in a car and go to one that's open to all your constituents," Mike said. "I love getting calls from Communists in Montclair," Christie said of the left-leaning town. After Mike called him a "bully," Christie told the caller he was a "bum" for swearing on the air. Another caller from Montclair told Christie he was doing a "horrible job" as governor, NJ.com reports. Later in the four-hour show on WFAN 660 AM, Christie joked about President Trump when co-host Evan Roberts told the governor his Twitter feed was boring compared to Trump's. "Is that what you really want to be my role model?" Christie asked. There was also plenty of sports talk, but although Christie definitely knows his sports, he was clearly at his most animated when talking about politics, notes Ben Strauss at Politico. Strauss gives Christie 6.5 out of 10 for the audition and predicts that his next job will be as a political talking head, not a sports radio host.