Trick or treat! 
 
 Seattle police say that two men wearing caricature masks resembling former President George W. Bush robbed a bank late Thursday afternoon. 
 
 Authorities said the men threatened employees with a gun, robbed the bank, and then left in a black four-door vehicle, according to KING-5 News. 
 
 Christopher Boffoli, a contributor to the West Seattle Blog, offered this description of the scene: 
 
 The bank manager confirms the branch is closed for the rest of the day and as patrons have been showing up, they've been directed to use other branches. SPD detectives are on scene and are reviewing camera footage. They're also taking pictures in the alley north of the bank location. 
 
 Police described the suspects as two white males in their twenties. The FBI is investigating the possibility that this robbery could be connected to several other incidents in the area, including a Key Bank robbery on October 3 and a Wells Fargo robbery on September 12. 
 
 "George Bush" seems to be the go-to disguise for some bank robbers. Other similar incidents include an Austin, Tx. bank robbery from 2010 and even a Pennsylvania robbery which took place in 2004. ||||| DALLAS - A man used a frozen armadillo to attack a 57-year old Pleasant Grove woman, Dallas police said. 
 
 The incident happened on Sept. 29 in an apartment complex parking lot. 
 
 According to investigators, the altercation occurred when the suspect was selling the carcass to the victim, who planned to eat the animal. 
 
 The pair apparently began arguing over the price of the item when the man twice threw the armadillo at the woman. 
 
 The animal first struck the woman in the leg and then in her chest. 
 
 She was reportedly bruised by the attack. 
 
 Detectives have been unable to find the man, who could face assault charges.
– This may very well be the weirdest thing you’ll read all day: Dallas police are on the hunt for a man who is accused of attacking a woman with a frozen armadillo. The Sept. 29 altercation occurred in the parking lot of an apartment complex, where the 57-year-old was buying the carcass from the suspect so that she could eat it. An argument over the price led to the man allegedly throwing the dead animal at the woman—not once, but twice, MyFox Austin reports. She was reportedly bruised when it struck her in the leg and chest, and the man could face assault charges if located. (Click to read another weird crime, involving ... George Bush?)