Newly-minted Emmy winner Alec Baldwin returned to Saturday Night Live this week for a cold open in which the actor’s President Trump gave a speech while walking Beck Bennett’s Vice President Mike Pence through a few tricky scenarios via phone. 
 
 “I love the truckers,” Baldwin’s Trump began his speech at a rally in Pennsylvania. “We have so much in common. And not just because all of the blood in our body pools in our legs and our butts.” 
 
 After a few jokes about undoing everything President Barack Obama did (including un-planting Michelle Obama’s vegetables) and “Liddle” Bob Corker, Trump got Pence on the phone to make sure he and “Mother,” a.k.a. second lady Karen Pence, would leave an NFL game if any players kneeled — although Pence’s attention may have been more focused on the cheerleaders. 
 
 President Trump on why he's proud of his work over the last week. #SNL pic.twitter.com/QQ0umez3YU — Saturday Night Live (@nbcsnl) October 15, 2017 
 
 Next, Pence went to Starbucks, and Trump took issue with the October cups that didn’t honor “Our Lord and savior, Santa Claus.” 
 
 Finally, Pence ended up at a gay wedding. “Get out of there!” Trump shouted. 
 
 Trump also took the time to respond to Eminem’s “nasty” freestyle about him on the BET, which he failed to realize stands for Black Entertainment Television. Trump promised his response would come soon on the White Entertainment Network: HDTV. 
 
 Watch the cold open from the Kumail Nanjiani-hosted episode in the video above. ||||| If you didn’t find Kellyanne Conway terrifying already, Saturday Night Live was ready to help with its depiction of Kellywise the Dancing Clown. 
 
 While leaving a taping of his show, Anderson Cooper (Alex Moffat) donned a Georgie-style yellow raincoat and headed out into the night— when one of his papers was blown into the gutter. 
 
 But instead of a Skarsgaard clown giggling in the storm drain, it was the counselor to the president, played by Kate McKinnon, begging to be let back on TV again. 
 
 “What did you do to your makeup?” a frightened Cooper questioned. 
 
 “I toned it down,” Conway replied. 
 
 In It, Pennywise attempted to entice the young Georgie with popcorn and balloons. Kellywise temps Cooper with salacious quotes. When Cooper balks, Kellywise threatens him with headlines of his biggest fears: “Trump Re-Elected” and “Anderson Cooper Fat Now.” 
 
 Eventually, Cooper is lured in with a copy of Hillary Clinton’s What Happened and he goes out the same way as poor Georgie. That Kellywise sure has a way of dragging people down into the gutter. 
 
 Watch the short in the video above.
– The Trump administration got the It treatment on Saturday Night Live, with Kellyanne Conway (Kate McKinnon) appearing in a storm gutter as Kellywise the clown, reports Entertainment Weekly. The sketch featured Alex Moffat as Anderson Cooper, asking Kellywise, "What did you do to your makeup?" McKinnon replies, "I toned it down," before demanding to be allowed back on TV. Alec Baldwin also returned as President Trump, in a far-ranging Cold Open that included a rally for truckers in which Baldwin intoned, "I love truckers. We have so much in common. And not just because all of the blood in our body pools in our legs and our butts." Baldwin then talks "Liddle" Bob Corker, Eminem's "nasty" freestyle, and coaches Beck Bennett's Mike Pence on leaving an NFL game after players kneel. Highlights are in the gallery.