Top Definition. chongo. A chongo is a male version of a chonga, one that typically moves from chonga to chonga quickly, applying the rip and dip technique, setting all feelings aside in search for the next horny chonga.hongo is used as a nickname for masculine acting homosexuals. It can also refer to a male person who is poorly educated, with bad manners, and cheesy taste in clothes and hairdos. Also, they love listening to Chumbawamba. The douchebag named The Situation on the Jersey Shore is a complete and utter chongo.