WASHINGTON, D.C. — The U.S. Supreme Court, in a shocking decision, declared the U.S. Air Force unconstitutional earlier today.In a 5-4 decision, the high court mandated a complete redistribution of personnel, equipment, and funds, “in a more constitutionally permissible manner.”.fter three months, the Justices announced their decision. The Air Force cannot constitutionally exist as an independent entity. The majority, led by Justice Antonin Scalia, reasoned: “This question is very simple. We must look to the text of the Constitution.