There are 69 calories in 1 serving of Absolut Pear Vodka. Calorie breakdown: 0% fat, 0% carbs, 0% protein.ll trademarks, copyright and other forms of intellectual property are property of their respective owners. blog|faq|terms|privacy|find buddies|food list|brand list|report abuse|contact|other sites|platform|professional. © 2015 FatSecret.