Name Number: 2 Meaning: Partnership, Sense, Other, Passive, Assistance, Acceptance, Intimacy, Peace Definition funny of Jalani: A name that means Mighty Warrior. Individuals with this name are usually leaders. Our boss' name is Jalani. Reaction to being assaulted and mugged in Dagenham at 4am by someone posing as a policewoman I was weak and weary resting on a park bench when a lady in a tracksuit claiming to be a policewoman asked for my wallet, I complied and handed it over before she hit me and ran away.