Captain Kirk can encrypt your computer, but Spock might decrypt it
... that Captain Kirk can encrypt your computer, but Spock might decrypt it for a fee?
... that <b id="mwB9I"><a href="./Kirk_Ransomware" id="mwB9M" rel="mw:WikiLink" title="Kirk Ransomware">Captain Kirk can encrypt your computer, but Spock might decrypt it</a></b> for a fee?<!--Special occasion hook for April 1-->