Conrad Glass
... that in over two decades as Tristan da Cunha's only police officer, Conrad Glass has never had to put anyone in a holding cell?
... that in over two decades as <a href="./Tristan_da_Cunha" id="mwCPs" rel="mw:WikiLink" title="Tristan da Cunha">Tristan da Cunha</a>'s only police officer, <b id="mwCPw"><a href="./Conrad_Glass" id="mwCP0" rel="mw:WikiLink" title="Conrad Glass">Conrad Glass</a></b> has never had to put anyone in a holding cell?