Birthday Cake
... that Rihanna's "Birthday Cake", said to resemble a real-life quickie, lasts just 78 seconds?
... that <a href="./Rihanna" id="mwCI8" rel="mw:WikiLink" title="Rihanna">Rihanna</a>'s "<b id="mwCJA"><a href="./Birthday_Cake_(song)" id="mwCJE" rel="mw:WikiLink" title="Birthday Cake (song)">Birthday Cake</a></b>", said to resemble a real-life <a class="mw-redirect" href="./Quickie_(sex)" id="mwCJI" rel="mw:WikiLink" title="Quickie (sex)">quickie</a>, lasts just 78 seconds?